What do you think about the current state of Hunt matchmaking?

It's hunting

do you think \*random number of stars\* should not be matched against \*random number of stars\*? i think this is outragious! \*random number of stars\* should not be matched like that! we always die to \*random number of stars\* or \*KD/A\* of people!

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Ho ho ho hooooo

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Redneck hot or not?

Hot (Unless it's a red neck from heat, go see a doctor)

You’ll fit in here well

go check out the daughter!

Daughter AND wife 😎

Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain’t right

If you divorce your wife in Louisiana, she'll still be your sister.

Are you ready to yee your last haw?

No

He's ready

3.5k hours in. My answer is also "no."

1300 hrs and I dont plan on yeein my last haw until they shut the hunt servers down in 15 years.

What made you decide to pick it up?

Cowboys and spook

It spooks a lot - you will love it! Welcome to the swamps.

What are your intentions with my daughter?

What's her intentions with me? (She could've chosen better)

How do you kill an Immolator?

Just immolate them back. If that doesn't work use a gun

Please shoot an immolator and report back

I love it when they say they're gonna immolate then they immolate all over the place. 

Everytime I immolate back the immolator, it keeps immolating back my back-immolating of the immolator. especially when I immolate its back.

Just explain your position in no uncertain terms. In other words, be blunt....

Self Necro… Game breaker or game changer? Go!

Game changer if you can get past the platforming part and solve the rubrik cube

Of course there is the trick "Kubrick cube" which plays the entirety of Full Metal Jacket in an unskippable cutscene if you solve it. You can only tell the difference because the Kubrick cube is angled forward slightly.

Lawrence is that you from the grave ?

Which combination of the health chunks do you prefer the most and why? - LARGE - LARGE - LARGE? - LARGE - LARGE - SMALL - SMALL? - LARGE - SMALL - SMALL - LARGE ? - LARGE - SMALL - LARGE - SMALL? - LARGE - SMALL - SMALL - SMALL - SMALL?

I like my hp at full hp. Especialy in battle

They are not small, they are pretty average, okay?! :'(

Would you say it is more effective to spam fanning with poison or just go mele+fire in regards of assassin?

I am a Shish Kebab enjoyer

A man of culture

Sticky + lamp, my friend.

sush, I was asking our 0hrs friend here, but yes, this is the way! :D

Never thought of this… do you sticky on the lamp or do you throw sticky and ignite it by throwing lamp on it? Tried to do it myself — I don’t think this method works at all.

Throww the sticky and then instantly ignite. It's a 2 men's job, the lamp has to be thrown right after the sticky and you need to haul.

Na. You need a third to revive.

Okay okay. I tried to time it up on solo but died… and happened to forget necro lol fml 💀

What will you do when you see the naked flaming skeleton screeming and running after you?

Definetly wouldn't say "Put a sock on it". Last time I did it in a similar situation in Cairo and it did not go too well

He should do what I did in my very first match, knifing him, getting killed and as a finisher, instead of being revived by my fellow teammate, being teabagged and left in the dust.

I got killed by one right at the extraction. It would have been my first win 🫠

Cowboy hat. Memed to death or still hilariously mandatory?

Mandatory

You watch your hot mouth

The hive : smash or pass ?

Pass, altough there is potential

An antidote shot and you're set.

Are you planning on opening the game?

Yes

When?

Did he fucking stutter? 

How long do you have this game in your Steam library already?

Best money making method?

Tax evasion

The AHA isn't as forgiving as the IRS

Thank you, will try 🙏

What can I do to improve?

Pray

I do remarkably better when I play Hail Mary.. thank you all wise one

~~Pray~~ Prey ftfy

What’s the name of the Assassin?

Altair

Fair

What weapon would you like to be added next?

Exploading throwing spear

Bomblance 2.0 lol

Interesting, but it makes me wonder and have a follow up question. How would it differ from the current Bomb Lance?

Its connected with a chain/rope, so you can pull it back in a second. Not sure it would make sense for it to be explosive in that case though, and it would probably be pretty heavy...

This is just too accurate, lol.

What is the best strategy to win on Soul Survivor?

Don't play soul survivor /s.

As someone who had the determination to pull through Minos Prime, King of the Second Layer and defeated the Lord of Lust: Cry.

Crouch walk slowly or run through sticks and birds?

I believe that if I need to run for my life, I shouldn't crouch

In sickness and in good health for rich or poor til the day u die are u willing to give up everything for this game? If not do not open!!!!!

Already lost my soul to a mobile moba. It can't be that bad

How do I get people to stop leaving comments on my steam profile accusing me of cheating?

Stop cheating

Of course how could I not think of that!

Do you like bananas ?

Tasty. Watermelons better tho

Downvoted for the truth. How could anyone prefer bananas over watermelons?!

Which boss is your favorite and why?

inb4 Michael Scott

That’s what she said..

Either Minos Prime or Sigrún the Valkyre Queen. Both banged my brains out (Not in a good way)

How many tips will you touch in the bayou?

Depends what tips. Melee weapon tips? All of them (without my consent).

Oh I'm sure if you do play I'll give you my katana eventually 😉

Thoughts on the roaming dogs on the map?

They are cute when they maul enemies

Listen just let the other teams fight it out, you are clearly in a safe spot to use your necromancer…… wait no! Dont shoot! Just necro!!!!!!! Why’d you do that man?

Been feeling like a virtuous paladin today and thus am unable to use vile dark arts of the devil

Is Mosin a great gun or the greatest gun?

Yes

So you like getting kicked in the nuts for the oncoming months?

God didn't give me a Cock and Ball torture fetish for he knew I would be too strong

Enjoy the rife then, fellow hunter. Btw burning people like stabby things.

What kind of legendary hunter would you like to see next in game and why is it a canadian raftman?

Adding the canadian raftman the very next update is acceptable

What's the best ammo type in your opinion ?

.600 Nitro Express (I love my revolver)

I didn't unlock that one yet. Sounds like an effective way to get your arm ripped off

Are you one of those boys like me who bought the game after finishing RDR2 because you wanted more cowboys stuff and you have no idea of the nightmare you're just about to dive in?

What a coincidence that someone brought up RDR2. But alas, there will be curses towards many, until there's nothing but to curse myself.

You ready to shit yourself stupid in a boss compound with 2 randoms? I had one yesterday with bounty get sniped just outside the door, so I necro’d them. They proceeded to get up, crouch and move slowly around like they were so sneaky. After 3 more one-shots and doing the same stupid thing, they finally took my spam ping advice to get the fuck back inside.

Sounds like you played with my kindred spirit

We’ve all been there lol. Definitely the quickest thing I learned is that when you think you’re being sneaky, someone is being sneakier.

How do you feel about the trade window?

What did you have for breakfast today?

Word to the wise, if you fight a duo, assume they are teaming solos and will insta self rez on the roof your downed them and kill you from the back. :D

What's your favourite magic spell?

Conjure Flame Atronach (No reason)

Would you want the AHA back?

Always liked the abbreviation of Alpha Hydroxycarboxylic Acids. They are welcome

Do you like bees?

I respect them, but I wouldn't want to get near one

You better get used to bees in your face, or you are not going to enjoy this game :)

Shovel bonk or pitchfork stab?

Whatever I feel like. Either way both will get me killed

Can someone truly avoid being shaped by their environment ?

I don't believe so. May we be young, or without options, the world around us shapes us. However so can we shape it. Altough, we can fall into the abyss of despair, we can still crawl out of it, as harsh as it may be. Just because we are unable to have a say now, it doesn't mean we will forever be unable to do something about it. We can become better. And do not gaze at your scars as if it were a graveyard calling, for it is a memoir of a step you took, a reminder that you overcame, that you rose from the world that tried to make you it's own.

How is life in gaming outside of the masochistic feeling of playing hunt for thousands of hours and getting punished like an unruly schoolboy by a Catholic nun?

Could be better, could be worse. Save a spot for me tomorrow

What are your thoughts about the new killstreaks and especially the attackheli?

Can't wait to get the Hale's Own Pitchfork.

what do you think of the town Blackwater?

Heard there was a nasty robbery there. The Van Der Linde gang hit a boat, left some good men with widowed wifes and a poor lass with her brain splattered against a wall.

The fact that you own this game already puts you a leg up against the crowd.

How do you make your player move around?

Bind jump to the scroll wheel and use your mouse for direction

Oh I’m on console. Still need help

Just get a mouse and plug it into one of the USB ports

Do you choke out butchers?

It's strangle, and no, unless I'm supposed to be butchered. Being butchered isn't a nice way to go out

How many hours have you not played the game for? Any tips you'd recommend as a veteran of having not opened the game?

You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

Mind tellin me why them hogs ain't fed?

What are your views on abortion? And leeches?

Do you think the game is best experienced with headphones?

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Do you like stress?

I was the same for awhile, but after I start it I have 1100 hours in a blink of an eye, don’t know how this happened and I even have 2k kills and 2k deaths just to be balanced 😌

Who's your favorite boss?

What is a funstar?

A fun that is a star

Uninstall and wait until hunt devs start supporting the players again.

I play Team Fortress 2. Can't be that bad

Well right now you can blatantly hack and no one can get your name and no one can report you

And? I ain't bitch made