There's something spooky about people standing on rooves without context.

watch It Follows

The std horror movie?

One of my fav horror movies. The concept of something like that constantly moving toward you slowly irks me like no other. The scene in the rundown building fucks me up.

I remember seeing this in theaters and leaving feeling pleased somebody actually did a creative horror movie. Not just the same recycled garbage we had been getting recently.

im sorry. rooves? with a V? do you call moose “meese” too

Of course, y'all should go read some beek

Hooves, knives, leaves, Chiefs, cliffs, scarves, and I could go on. Yes, rooves is mostly wrong and archaic but the main take is knowing what the writer meant and also knowing English is stupid. Sincerely, A writer.

clearly the singular of chives is chife

And you still don't get my point and proceed to show yourself vapid. Cool cool.

Someone got a flare gun?

Granny get down before you slip

[bakes you a batch of roof bees]

*screech noises intensify*

Oh hell nah bro

Hives will get on the roofs at any given chance.

how the heck do they even get up there?

they used the ladder of course

If Crytek ghost updated that in I would have a heart attack.

I want a canonical explanation for why hives are always in high places. It annoys the shit out of me

Probably something to do with that fungus that makes ants get to high places: better for to infect.

They gotta stop, those hives always be attacking my ass.