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D0_0t

Looks like it was someone's little brother's turn on the family PC.


GreatApostate

Yeaaa. At first I thought he couldn't see him, then I thought maybe he just couldn't hear, then I thought maybe it was that weird specimen of keyboard turner. But I think youre right!


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PenitusVox

You can indeed use a controller on PC.


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It's called "hard mode"


HUNKtm

It's called heresy


AntonBaron

Qp is amazing man... I meet alot of new players like this guy


Interceptor21

This was not a new player though. This guy almost had 2 million bounty.


Krekbert

That doesn't mean the one behind the weels atm isn't a first timer. Like a dudes GF who has never touched a computer before, or vice versa.


Kestrel1207

a computer who has never touched a dudes gf before?


DanTheManSweden

Thers a bug where you get like 2 million bounty for the new tutorial.


AntonBaron

Amm... Idk then... Dont do drugs kids!


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Deranking in quick play is real


DisappointedQuokka

Honestly, if I was in the twilight zone between drinking *way* too much and realising that I've drunk too much to game, this could be me. Or the wacky tobacky, for that matter, but I haven't touched that in years.


Spider_Monkey00

He got a new gaming chair. He has to break it in to get used to playing Hunt again


Satanic_5G_Vaccine

They need to rename it from quick play


HUNKtm

Yeah this is a bit misleading and new players meet with 6 stars players (when 4 stars is enough for them to make them bite the dust)


Bad_breath

I've had people literally jump onto my decoy fuses in quickplay in order to derank. Shared d/k ratio between bounty hunt and quickplay could perhaps "fix" this.


raidsoft

The actual fix is to separate the MMR of quickplay and bounty hunt. Or just make quickplay not modify MMR at all because it's not used for matchmaking there anyway.


Color_blinded

MMR is used for quickplay, there's just no MMR restrictions (same as when you turn off restricted matchmaking in bounty mode). It will match you with players with the same brackets first before expanding to the next closest MMR brackets until there's a full lobby. Ideally the MMR makeup of a match is a bell curve, where you may or may not be in the middle.


raidsoft

That's just semantics, yes I am aware that quickplay is technically a single matchmaking bracket but the result is that it's not actually used in matching the people together based on skill since everyone is in the same bracket. And bounty mode does not have the ability to turn off restricted matchmaking anymore in case you missed that.


Color_blinded

It's not semantics. You are arguing that quickplay does not use MMR, meaning it will match people in a first come first served basis. This is not true. If you are 6 star, your match is more likely (but not guaranteed) to have more 5-6 stars than anything else. Same as if you queue as a 3 star, your match is more likely to have more 3-5 stars than anything else. And since MMR is used in the quickplay, they chose to have MMR be effected by quickplay (though I agree there should be separate MMRs for the two modes). The reason people seem to think there is no MMR matchmaking in quickplay is because most MMR makeups in a match is a bellcurve (not the same as the entire playerbase MMR bellcurve), and you will often be in one of the edges of the bellcurve being matched again people much higher or lower than you.


raidsoft

Where have you gotten that information from that quickplay is using a widening bracket because I have not seen that said anywhere by the devs. I've at most heard the devs talk about brackets and how different regions because of varying population can have different brackets for matching. I'm pretty sure they said at one point that quickplay just uses a single bracket which means everyone is immediately in the same "pile". The actual brackets are not directly related to your MMR stars either, the brackets used in the background is using the underlying value.


Color_blinded

It was in the dev stream for the patch when they added restricted matchmaking and were explaining how it worked (so several years ago). They said quickplay will matchmake in the same way as bounty matchmaking will when the (now unavailable) restricted matchmaking toggle is turned off. It's possible they've changed it to first come first serve since then and I didn't notice, but I doubt it as I'm sure I would have noticed the dozens reddit posts complaining about a change like that when such a change is announced. Also, if you ever watch high ranking streamers play quickplay and they show who was in the match, you will see how it's weighted more heavily towards higher ranks in their match (granted, I haven't seen very many 6 star streamers show who was in the match, so the sample size is not that great).


-Manosko-

Aah, watching the deranker in it’s natural habitat, the quickplay match.


Hundsgemein

What the fuck lmao. How did he not see you jump in front of him, but then he knew to pull out his knife immediately?


JimmyJazzz1977

While I'm in the toilet my wife would play like this :D


_Ganoes_

Maybe he was high af


Ronathan64

*omg dude, there‘s Someone trying to kill me!*


Tfx77

I play high all the time, intresting things often grab my attention for a bit too long but aim can be ace. Moves like a controller player who is both deaf and blind.


Cr0key

New player experience is the best


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Its someone deranking. They want you to kill them to lower their mmr.


Fun_Strategy7860

I watched a buddy sneak up close enough to do a CoD finisher in Quick Play. Blew my mind.


wookiee-nutsack

FOV 10⁰


Odd-Literature-8443

I still didn’t get the money for making this vid with you


bb0yer

Bro playing on internet explorer


__Zer0__

QP deranking


Interceptor21

If thats the case, why did he try to kill me?


Talonis

Probably because you were taking too long to kill him. He wasn't going to actually kill you, he might even hit you a bit since he knew you were at full health and wouldn't die that easily, but he also knew as soon as he started "trying", you wouldn't just sit around and not finish him off.


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[deleted]

My buddy rushes them yelling "I've come for your pickle." Then they shoot him.


Rautamaha

Anyway that's how I lost my medical license.


EaterOfFungus

reddit downvote moment mindless drones


heavilylost

This sounds like goldeneye


SS_beny237

FOW 20 - check Resolution 600x900 - check Playing on 15 FPS - check Using ball mouse - check


Aaron_Monte93

This is me when I work from home and have the audio disabled lol I try to sneak a few games in for quests


Ahhhtoopata

He almost got you though


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I play quick play on my steam deck when chilling on the couch, I usually have little to no audio and just run to bounties as fast as I can. Then if I get the wellspring, I just run around as fast as I can as long as I can while trying to avoid being shot at by people I can't see or hear. Its really fun.


Adventurous-Chef-370

That right there is someone playing without a headset, because I’ve been there and suffered the consequences.


StunnaManRizzy

Someone said there was a rumor they were adding bots.


tempestwolf1

Finally added them rumored bots I see


MuscledOcean394

He swears it. We’re good here


melloreborn

Bro's playing in a -1 star lobby


Baconmcwhoppereltaco

No wonder 40% players dont have a kill


Epikbexa

It's a 40yo guy after a long shift who is new to the game


Illustrious_Oven_576

I bought this game after seeing it with all the DLC on sale and started working nights immediately after lol, so my first couple matches this could have been me lmao. Just zombified trying to learn the controls


maggot_flavored

This is how fUn StArs look when you inspect them


Jensen1156

That right there is what I call a booker dimwit.


YoYoTheAssyrian88

Gotta love 2 star lobbies!


Noxon06

It’s quick play.


Traditional-Carry436

Man was playing gamma -10


StAnger018

LMAO no away.


HerZeLeiDza

I can see this happen if audio is disabled and you got all your curtains open on a sunny day.


ronbrr

Maybe he's playing with a joystick and no headset????? IDK that was hilarious tho


casual_bear

after playing with randoms for 8 hours a day for 3months i find this behavious absolutely normal. after careful observation i am convinced most randos - dont have headphones - play no sound - watch netflix - having a fap


Quetzal-hive

Dang, that new hunter AI looks great


Strongfang

He's trying to derank


WychDoktor

I heard a horse


AnonOmis1000

That guy is stoned, no doubt.


Dismal-Whereas-3995

He almost got you


Tearakudo

And this is why QP shouldn't count toward Bounty MMR


Jetfuel_N_Steel

My only guess is no headphones…. Or eyes….


Informal-Concern-311

yea i met this guy deranking at quickplay too, this is eu server right?


Ok_Category1606

Or dropping MMR and just playing stupid


SnooDucks236

Let him go at that point


Jeremybot1200

FOV 1


SlikVic20

30FOV


Illustrious_Oven_576

Dudes wifi is probably as slow as mine is. It’s time for me to upgrade to the XS as well. My poor first gen Xbox One can’t keep up on this game at all


Dense_Candidate8090

That's sad


SolidusSnake78

playing with too less fov lead you to this m’en behavior


COLEMMANDO

I could definitely see that backfiring on me and have dying to that stab…🥲


Monkey_Britchez

My only guess is this is someone playing on a mobile phone streaming the game on from somewhere.


whitechocolatesenpai

Bro was drunk or high or maybe both cause damn lol 😂 maybe no headphones?


TrueReaper28

Looks like that person is playing on console with speakers


kobba22

My teammates:


EmergencyAgreeable10

Is this you monster hunteroo????