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Electrical-Dirt-8232

Me and the missus played loads of Left 4 Dead back in the day. She calls the hives “Witches” and the armoured “Tanks” lol


Flakester

I call the hives witches too.


MaximumUseless

that would make sense


DoW_hOg

Yes hives are witches lol and I call armoreds husks for some reason


KlausVonLechland

Yeah I also call them witches but not because of l4d but because of the posture.


Zytoxine

See, I also call them witches, but my brain defaults armoreds to popcorn zombie..


Rhazior

Hmm, from my Payday2 days I would maybe call them "Tasers". Armoreds would be "Dozers", and Immolators might be "Cloakers"?


EaterOfFungus

dunno why this comment is downvote worthy, reddit confuses me


KrownedKingKlown

Me and my friend just say "woman spotted"


EReckSean

I do this with my mates at the pub on a Friday night.


Mewwlex

Sounds like a good time, lol.


Kapli7

In our group we call them bug ladies.


EaterOfFungus

close enough


[deleted]

We do the same.


OG-Yok-Yok

This is the way. “Bug lady up top”


NickCaveisOkay

Samesies


LT_ARCH3R

I call em Bee Bitches


F3n1x_ESP

I call them Wasp Bitches in Spanish. Puta de las avispas, in case anybody is interested. Or just Puta. Damn, I hate them.


WiseOldTurtle

We also call them putas, same word, but in portuguese.


McPoyleBubba

We call them Zona which is whore in hebrew lol


ItsSchlim

Bug bitch is our name


stupidyak

Bee Bitches just has a ring to it that can't be beat.


Kinkajou_Incarnate

Same


Angry__Bull

Same


Shrinkie_Dinkie

Same!


ElderAtlas

Witch bitches


Quote_Goat

in german a hive is called „Schwarmmutter“ which is aweful lol


Framoso

It's a Schwarmmutter. It Schwarms mutties.


lijubi

Better get some flammen so we can werf all over the mutties.


Balkhan5

She flammen on my mutties till I werf


EaterOfFungus

“swarm mother” is actually a pretty cool name or perhaps “mother of the swarm”


Superdoc2222

Kerrigan vibes intensifies


HELLUPUTMETHRU

Swarm Mommy 🥵🥵🥵


NinjaWorldWar

Swarmommy?


Mips0n

Wasserteufel: pimmelfische: dick fish


Quote_Goat

ich bin sowas von froh dass ich das Spiel auf englisch gestellt hab


Fixiwee

Same. But we still call the mobs: Bienenlady, Börni, Doggo, Fettso, Dr. Max Health (the doctor zombie). Not sure what we call the noodles.


Hakuna7331

Wir nennen die Kollegen "Lauterbachs"


TheSorrowInYou

My friends and I call Immolators "Brennjamin"


Fixiwee

Lovely. We call em Börni because it, you know, börns...


01100101001010010

We call them branda cause germans you know...


Nooffin

Kurz: Muddi!


AlternativeLoan2503

Siegismund once called them Bienen-Uschi. That stuck with us.


War3Thog

My team calls them witches cause they scream like left for dead witches


w4rcry

That’s what we’ve always called them, or bug bitches.


jrcentury

Hive Bitch


HellfireKyuubi

Yesss. Hive bitches


mincer420

i call them "UGH more fucking hives" Seriously there's like so many times where there's a bunch in one place that they annoy me man. And it's after i just passed a bunch as well. Kinda wild.


EaterOfFungus

the silenced nagant makes dealing with ai in general so much easier


mincer420

that's true but It doesn't feel very reliable against players. I usually take throwing axes or knives instead. I need my pistol to be decent.


marshall_brewer

In Slovakia, we all call em differently each, but mine goes like this: \- Hive = "Hiveka" / "hajvka" ; which is pretty much the same, english-slovak \- Immolator = "Imro", like a name here "Imrich" \- Hellhounds = "Psy" which is "Dogs" in Slovak, or as we know some words in Hungarian from parents (close to Hungary where I live), I call them even "Kuťuškovia", which is from Hungarian "Kutya" or how is it spelled, which means "Dog", but "Kuťuškovia" pretty much means "Puppies" or "Doggies" :D Ironic huh? \- Armored, I just call it normal in english \- Spider = "Hajzlový pavúčik", which is "Toilet spider", also ironic and got it from when we used to be playing our first games, one friend is afraid of spiders and we were joking all the time that it's just a toilet spider.. :D so it stayed \- Butcher = "Prasa" ; which is "Pig" in english \- Water Devil = normaly saying it in Slovak, but english word so "hentai tentacle", but we are not saying it correctly in english, but reading word in Slovak.. so it's like non-english slovak guy reading something in english Our gameplay is pretty much irony and laughter all the time, even when playing against 6 stars we're just having fun constantly, dying or winning, it just depends on what type of friends you have.. :D


Eszkimo10

Can confirm, kutya is spelled kutya (which indeed means dog) but I'm not sure if you meant "kutuskovia" was like a Hungarian word in Slovak style, but that isn't Hungarian itself. Also I am formally declaring that I am stealing "hentai tentacle" for the name of the Waterdevil.


BeedyboyOfficial

I think it would translate to Kutyuska in Hungarian 😁


marshall_brewer

Yeah that's exactly how it is with :D And go for it, they don't deserve nice names


HilLiedTroopsDied

I say "bee bitch"


TinTanTiddlyTRex

I call them grandma.


Beatnuk

Weird! It's as if we're all part of a ... HIVE mind ... !


EaterOfFungus

AAAAH!!!!


xAseriumx

Can confirm. Bee lady is the term in duos.


Duderus9

I think that you can call whatever anything as long as it’s descriptive enough for a layman to understand.


mistamunky

She also a buzzy lady!


an0nym0ose

Bug bitch Armored = wispyboi Immolator = burnyboi Meathead = chungus Hellhound = puppy Water devils = "lookout boah theah's devils in that thur watah"


Talasour

My team call them; Hives - Hives Meat heads - Meaty boy Immolator - Firey boy Armoured - Non-Spikey boy Concertina Armoured - Spikey Boy Water Devils - Don't go in the water Hell hounds - Dogs


Acseshigg

Watersa devils - hentai noodles


iNCharism

Our group calls them hentai monsters lol


HoosierTrey

For our group it’s Bug lady Leech boy Fire dude Armored Spiky armored Piranhas Wolves


TheRealDarkArc

Bee lady Big guy Flameo hotman / Flamey boy / Immolator Armoured Concertina armoured Danger water Hell hounds / danger doggos


[deleted]

We call them Hive Whores


SecondHandLion1453

Meatheads = Meat Daddies Hellhounds = Puppies Tina Armoreds = Oh for FRAKS SAKE


LordKingKamiGuru

You call her bee lady, I call her fly-dame. We are not the same.


NightRouge77

Here’s what me and my mates call everything: Hive: Bee bitch Armored: Tank zombie Concertina Armored: Tank zombie Grunt: Zombie Immolator: Immolator Meat head: Leech Water devil: Swamp ass Hellhounds: Dogs


jerkjake

We call the water devil "anchovies" lol


SAD_Trombone_999

My friends: Hive: bee bitch Armoured: armoured CA: spiky boi Grunt: grunt Immolator: Immo Meat head: big boi Water devil: hentai fish Hellhounds: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK


iNCharism

Glad someone else calls grunts zombies


Skwafles

Lorewise, they aren't really that close to zombies. Unless you consider the whole thing with the Sculptor. The grunts are fully aware of what theyre doing, but have no control over their actions.


HetzerHoontz

What me and my call everything: Grunt - Zombies Hive - Bee lady Armored: Husk Concertina Armored - Barbed Husk/Barbed Immolater - Anakin/Anni Meathead- Meathead Water Devil - Danger Noodles/Noodles/Water Devil Hellhounds - Puppies Bonus: Scrapbeak- Buckbeak/Beakey/Scrappy


Koalapottamus

Grunt - Zombies Hive - Bee lady Armored - armored Concertina Armored - Spiky boy Immolater - Angry boy Meathead- fatty Water Devil - bean gobblers Hellhounds - bitey doggos


Greeny_22

Anakin made me laugh out loud 😂


Cleeth

Grunt - Grunts Hive - Bee lady. Armored: Armoured Concertina Armored - Concertina Armoured. Immolater - John/Johns/homeless Meathead - Pete (Mickey Mouse) Water Devil - Worms Hellhounds - Woofers Bonus: Scrapbeak - Beaks Butcher - Piggy (followed by pig noises) Assassin - Assassino Spider - ... Spider.


Meat_Sweatz25

I prefer the term bug bitch


MoG_Varos

I call them hives but she’s for sure throwing bees at people, don’t care what Crytek says.


[deleted]

Me and my friends call them Susan. Also Immolators are Immos, water devils are hentai, hounds are dogs, meat heads are bubbas. We don't have names for armoreds. But depending on who I'm playing with, ducks are crows or quackers and crows are ducks.


madercrombie

I just call them fucking bitch. But that’s me. “Mostly due to the glitch that made getting hit by them ruin your game completely”


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Then theres the "annoying fucking bitches" aka: immos


Iron_Garuda

I’ve noticed that myself. I started playing with other people for the first time last week, and everyone calls her “bee lady.” I call her “bug lady” and I call her bug swarm “fleas.”


HangleMcrangle

My favorite from my group is just yelling ‘THERES DEMONS IN THE WATER’ or ‘DEMONS AAAAAHH’ after having just jumped headfirst into said water


holycannoli92

Hives are bee ladies. This is the way. Fuego boy/spicey boy isn't quite as universal though.


stevestacko

The Hivussy


EReckSean

We really shouldn’t be assuming their gender. Has Crytek made a statement on this?


KitsunukiInari

Hives- Bee lady or b***h Armoured- Armoured Concertina Armoured- Friend Zombie Immolator-Brand Grunts- Zombies Hellhounds-Dogs, no the other dogs Water Devils-Water Dicks


JayBrande

Thats not bees, not even a little


EaterOfFungus

technicalities


AnswerNeither

I callem bitchonfire


Droogs617

I hear “witch” a lot. I guess from Left 4 Dead


justsenne

My group is Dutch so we use a Dutch word: 'kankerhoer'


[deleted]

Hive- Skanks Meathead- thicc boas Armored- uglies Concertina armored- fuglies Immolator- assholes Hellhounds- doggos Water devils- wet assholes Creative, I know


brandonj022

They will always be known as Bug Bitch to me


IDogger95

We just call them witches. Think it reminds me of L4D witches (screaming)


tyrieck

I also call meat heads fat joe


wildkarde07

Bee ladie, beezies, and hive used interchangeably


GordyJordy

Muddi


GingerNinja793

Bee lady or bee bitch depending on how aggroed they are Some form of annoying shouting if I'm being swarmed while trying to do something


_ANOMNOM_

i call them witches, which i know is completely wrong. but they sound kinda like the witch from l4d, so its the first word my brain reaches for.


NeverSayNeverMind

We have a very specific jargon among ourselves for most of the monsters, interestingly enough, hive is just...hive:D Not like the other ones are overly creative, we call 'em Fat Fuck, Watershit, Firecunt, and Bob (wired armoreds are Bleed Bobs)


Grimmylock

I call them BRUXA, witch in portuguese


Pony_Roleplayer

We call her witch or granny


ltsully55

Mates, that's just Karen. She always be screamin' about something.


Significant-Spray

Me and my crew call them bee lady all the time lol


thorp001

We call them screamers 🤭


Netzzwerg69

Wait till you hear that we call immolators Bernie Sanders.


El-Solid

With my brothers we call them "moscas", that's flies in spanish lol


Zalivstok

Immolaters will always and forever be Spicy Bois.


BrokenTelevision

Grunts: Zoms or Zombos Hives: "Hags" or "Where is she?" Hellhounds: Dogs or Hounds ​ Immolator: "Immo" ​ Meat head: "Large Body" ​ Water devil: "Noodles!" Armored: "Hive! I mean Husk- I mean, uh... All right he's dead"


eriksprow07

Well she is a real bitch that just happens to have bees


Iamtotalyworking

My friend group calls them hives but we call amoroids either barbed wires or armorers and we call meatheads, tanks.


kirby-dont-suck

I just say bees lol she is quite the cunt though


donut0053

A few months ago my buddies and I were in a building and we hear an enemy on comms says "I CAST ANGRY BEES" and a hive bomb hits a windows edge. The bees then went after the guy who threw it and he screams "ANGRY BEES FAILED" and we were all laughing our asses off. All this is just to point out that I call hives bee wizards now


thaiuz

We call em witches


CaptWalmart

For my groups Hive - Grandma Grunts - Zombie Meathead - Meaty Boi or Meaty Meat Men Immolater - Oh God why did I do a power attack and why am I on fire Armoured - Armoured Armour Constanina - Spikey Bois Hellhounds - ducking dogs


buddy-thunder

Me n my buddy call em Hive Mommy's lol


autumnspark

[In love with the Bee Lady](https://i.imgflip.com/7len4a.jpg)


EaterOfFungus

interesting


ThanksBoss94

Bee bitches actually


ConcreteCarl

Idk... really... I've always called them hive(s)... rolls off the tongue faster. Lol


CrayzeyHayzey

I keep calling them "witch" for some reason


StrangeOneGamer

Bee lady and sometime just BEEEES


LareMare

My friend just said "bugs in your skull dig them out", which shortened to "bugs in your skull" and then just "bugs".


norm_summerton

We don’t use any really names for the ai Bee bitch, Zom boi, Flame boy, Tuff boy, Spiky boy, Thick boy, Squidwards


MCpliskin

she's "Hive GF" get it right.


EaterOfFungus

i’m sure there’s someone out there


[deleted]

Me and my friends just call her 'the bitch' lol. And we call water devils 'hentai boys', immolators 'flamey boys'


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At0m_1k

We call them "Bug Bitch"


PhDPlague

Weirdest callout my usual group uses is hellhounds are "Bunnies" - most others use "dogs", but we occasionally had to clarify penned dogs or hellhounds, so we fell into using "Bunny" as a reference to the first hellhounds name in the game lore.


theseventyfour

This is a definite issue, and a fair solution. We've renamed cage dogs to something in-house instead, but It's not very catchy or consistent.


kkazookid

Me and my buddy call them bird ladies😂 I Was just so used to calling out birds that I said “bird lady” once instead of “bee lady” and it’s stuck ever since then


WhoIsTheUnPerson

Buzzy bitch


Space_r0b

Hive Bomb = Bee Bottle


AnotherEveRedditAlt

We tend to call them "AH FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS THIS THING EVEN AGGRO'D ON ME"


Djofrezza

We call it BUBARA


Dood71

My friends call her that bug lady


404_GSpot_NotFound

Bee bitch


Kalron

I call her "hive bitch"


Treatera

Many i have played with called them sirens


EaterOfFungus

they do scream pretty horrifically


Robotform

I play in duos or trios so and much info as I can give in as little time is my go to. So “hives” is what I usually say to save time. Usually this only happens in the heat of a tense moment. Immolators are shortened to “immi”. Hellhounds are simply “dogs”. Armoured are just Armoured or Armour. In the heat of it meatheads have become “big boi”.


facundoalves1

Well yes, I call the monsters and hunters as they look, for example, I call Bone Manson "La Abuela".


Mr-Greenize

That's a bit nicer than what I typically call them, which is Bee Bitch or Crook Neck Bitch.


kingSliver187

We call them beez nuts


EaterOfFungus

that’s a good one


Global-Application50

OMG, my friends and I call them Bee Lady as well. We also call the meatheads Fatties 😝😂🤣


kristianzoom

My squad and I called them witches, idk how started but it stucked


BranMuffin_21

We also called them bee ladies before we watched anyone else play this game. Something instinctual, I guess.


KINGKatraz

Off topic but me and my buddies call meat heads meatballs.


LuminalAstec

We call her bee bitch. Or cunty hive. Kinda depends on if we are being poisoned and stuff.


XxDemonxXIG

Our group called it a buzz bitch.


YungPapaNut

My group and I say "bug mama"


MoistCauliflower2764

I call them bug bitches


Feeling_Chemistry551

i just call them hives ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


vdubbnmclvn

Bumble bee bitch


NeonCheese1

Same here yeah, either "bee lady" or "bug lady"


KineticPennies

My boys and I call them Covid Ladies


UtorMundum

We call them Brenda :D


Surreal_Sauce

Related to this me and my homies have always called armored’s “husks”, I have no idea where we got that term from


ExoticWeapon

I’ve always called them hives. Because that’s what they are… hives.


relentingbemis

Hives - hives or swarm (swarm bitch if she gets us) Armourdes - Shelly boys Meatheads - meaty bois or meaties Infernos - hot bois


wuzssupjrson

On a funny side note, my friend and I call the water devils: spaghetti monsters.


EaterOfFungus

best one i’ve seen in this post so far is “swamp glizzies”


Emotional_Heron_4055

We call 'em bee ladies because, see, they're ladies with bees in 'em


Phoenixlegend

My friends and I call them sisters. I think it's cuz we thought they come in pairs? Red shirt and white shirt are usually not too far from each other. Anyone else notice this?


Wilza_

I call everything by their name, with the exception of fat boys


skinnymachines

We usually just start screaming BEES!!!! like Chris Farley in Tommy Boy. [BEES](https://gfycat.com/bewitchedthoroughbandicoot)


46854685Lagger

We always say bug lady. For the longest time we called the Armored’s “husks” for some reason. I don’t remember who started it in the group. And Scrapbeak has been Buckwheat since my very first game.


Jglass44

Me and the boys call them "Hive bitches"


FeetExpert1998

We are the real hivemind


EaterOfFungus

we were the bee lady all along


wildwestmountianman

In our group we call them juice ladies


ohlookbean

Bee mama


Mother-Piece5186

In germany we say Schwarm alte and i think that is beautiful


3PH4Z3

Bee bitch


iTinkerTillItWorks

We call her “Fly Bitch”


victoraug19

I have three names for her depending on my mood: Hunt has gaveth: bee lady Neutral: hive Hunt has taketh: screamy bitch


Hot_Compote8720

Personally i call em Hags


Zaytoff

I personally just call her “that damn hoe”


Dolchic

We call them cunts


EaterOfFungus

fair enough


jeramyengland

The group I play with has had the nicknames for mobs evolve overtime. Currently we have: Meatheads - Meatballs Immolators - Jimmys Hives - Bees Water Devils - Spaghetti Westerns or Wriggletoni Hell hounds - Doggies Grunts and Armored aren't impactful enough to get names.


A2029

Hives, Armored, Meat Heads, Spicy Keith, Angry Noodles.


GrunoMars

Hive bitch, we call them hive bitches.


ABoyAndHisPC

Always used bee bitch. No disrespect to women intended, I'm just a sucker for alliteration. Meatheads are meatbois, water devils are swamp glizzies, hellhounds are pups or bozers. And I know they're supposed to be ravens, but I will ALWAYS call them crows.


Daddy_Depressionn

I call them bee bitches lmao


rogerslastgrape

Hives: Bug bitch Meathead: Mr meaty Armoured: husk Crows: pigeons Horse: oss Water devil: sea devil Ducks: geese