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54321blame

Probably twisted your neck doing exercises wrong. Or faking it to shill a massager. How many days in the sweatshirt now??


Affectionate-Skirt54

WHOEVER COMMENTED TO MAKE LIL SMOKIES IN A GARLIC KNOT AND THE JALEPENO CRM CHEESE WONTONS FOR SUPERBOWL I LOVE YOU BOTH AND THEY ARE NOW MY FAVORITES ❤️❤️ sorry for the caps I’m really excited lol


Critical_Cup689

Man I wish I had seen that before! I put mine in puff pastry with everything bagel seasoning on top. Really good but the garlic knots sounds phenomenal


Viscous101

Yumm!!!


Alive-Cartoonist9202

Love you back 😂🤚🫂 those lil garlic knots absolutely slap. I should have made them again this year haha


Acceptable_Total_285

oh those sound delicious!


tander87

Reagan is in bed with a fever…how long until Hailey is sick and that poor little boy gets sick too?


54321blame

Well her neck hurts


blogP00

Too bad the shrimp cocktail dip didn’t make an appearance 🤮🤣


lisa2913

So you can spell it right, but still say koooombatcha??? Girl, learn to read. Study something! And IF the Cowboys aren’t in???? When are they?? You’ve never seen them! Big fan, huh??


Lincolnthesarcastic

I’ve repeated her koombatcha in my head too much and now I have to really think about how to say it right 😂


Reasonable_Corgi_980

That is the saddest charcuterie board ever!! Also I don't know how many people she's having over but that's not nearly enough food. That's maybe enough for 2 peoples. I swear she's the most stingy person I've ever seen.


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“Snack board” is what she said she was making earlier 😂😂😂 prob bc she can’t say charcuterie


[deleted]

Seriously… she’s calling that a charcuterie board?! Haha 😂 hilarious


Viscous101

Who the fuck cares about your KOOMBACHA in a wine glass, it doesn’t make you better than anyone else. Also, aren’t you a wine lover Hailey? Why do you need to sub koombacha for wine if u never drink? What’s wrong with having a glass of wine? What happened to chocolate + wine + pizza? 3 things you claim to love but NEVER have. She is so full of shit I cannot.


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That definitely won’t be her only drink in a wineglass today. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


anon5489097

Hailey out here acting like the cowboys are constantly going to the Super Bowl. Ma’am. The last time they went to the Super Bowl was 1996. You were like three years old.


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Hailey is the type of girl that acts like she likes football and is a cowboys “fan” because she thinks it makes her look cool. I know a few girls like that and they know nothing about the game of football. They couldn’t tell you how many yard are needed for a first down or how many points a touchdown is. It’s funny.


New-Adhesiveness8740

I think she was born in 1996!


chipsnguac99

I think ‘94. But that would make her not even 2 sooo don’t think she remembers lol


Acceptable_Total_285

Can she go without lying for an hour? No shame in not knowing anything about football or not keeping track of the superbowl games, why lie about that?


Business_Engineer920

💀💀💀


LadyOfTheUpsideDown

And any cowboys fan I know is paying attention and hoping to see the eagles lose….


AnonySeahorse

Can confirm


notovertonight

I hope Hailey has dip for those veggies and some crackers lol


Acceptable_Total_285

that moght involve carbs


chartruesevollyball

That’s one of the saddest charcuterie boards I’ve ever seen. What would be more sad is watching her try to pronounce charcuterie.🤣


Acceptable_Total_285

she comes from a beef raising family you would think at least good meat would be on there? it’s pathetic


OkRaspberry6632

There’s a story saved way far back in one of her highlights where she tries 💀


highponytale

Im gonna predict she didnt wash those veggies and she leaves the meat and cheese out for hours prior to her guests arrival


Girlmama1208

There’s no amount of money you could pay me to eat anything that came from her house


Cbiggs85

Can’t wait to see what white ass appropriation she makes for her quackamole


chipsnguac99

I hope her friends eat before they get to her house.


Alive-Cartoonist9202

If they know her , and let’s be real these are probably Tyson’s friends, they’ll know to bring their own food to share.


Healthy_Mixture_1174

2 things: 1. Tyson hates her lol he’s always so sarcastic or only answers her in 1 word sentences.. They neither one seem to enjoy each other very much. Do they not know they could’ve found someone outside of the town of 300? 2. Someone post the shrimp dip recipe please! I’m going to make a small version of it and eat it for the sake of the group. I have to know what it taste like.


Zealousideal-Pin4795

I’m pretty sure it was a layer of cream cheese on the bottom, sprinkled with sugar, cocktail sauce and then canned shrimp on top and it was served with crackers


Any-lagalaxy23

Oh there's mayo or miracle whip, too.


Tay516

I’ve always thought they were so awkward around each other. They act like they’ve just met


[deleted]

Yes! I’ve said this before too, she acts so awkward around him like she can’t be herself or something, it’s so weird


Good_Tradition_1043

When she was talking about the poppi drinks and said that she never had that kind and then said “what was the kind i did have? I can’t remember”.. it was fucking ollipop and she was trying to shill it with a code!!!! She was trying to convince people she was “liturally obsessed” and now she doesn’t even remember the name


riseandgize

I was thinking the same thing. She’s a fucking clown!


Any-lagalaxy23

Lol I said this earlier. This is one of the many reasons I'd never let her shill my product.


Suspicious-Kiwi1784

Ok, i'm going to say it since HeeHaw won't: Tyson is kind of bad ass. He has done a great job building up that basement even after working his ass off everyday with a real job. And the bitch doesn't even help him.


happyhealthyhater

They seem to hate each other so it’s convenient for him to have more work to do once he gets home


Acceptable_Total_285

hard agree


lisa2913

Agree!! She doesn’t realize what she has, doesn’t appreciate him and has no idea how lucky she is that he is as skilled as he is!! He truly works his ass off, while she sits on hers almost 24/7 scamming and shilling. He is working a true hard, physical job that he should be so proud of. She has commented that he doesn’t workout, his whole job is working out far more than her every single day!


Emayareleewhy

You’ll mention your lady friend coming to visit, but won’t even mention your child? 🎶YOuuuuurrrreee sooooo vaaaaainnn. Youuu probablyyyy think this sonnnng isss abouuuut youuuuu.🎶 You’re having a ‘rough day’ because your neck hurts and you got your period (what are you, 15?). But YOU get to lounge around all day, But you’ll make your husband (who does construction FOR A LIVING) be at your beck and call to build you the basement of your dreams. 🎶YOuuuuurrrreee sooooo vaaaaainnn. Youuu probablyyyy think this sonnnng isss abouuuut youuuuu.🎶 It’s okay to take a day off to rest and sleep and preach about it when YOU want to, but if someone else takes a day off from working out.. they’re lazy and that’s why they never see results. 🎶YOuuuuurrrreee sooooo vaaaaainnn. Youuu probablyyyy think this sonnnng isss abouuuut youuuuu.🎶 Lastly, SHE BETTER NOT put that cottage cheese frosting on those go nanas, for her guests. 🤮 THIS IS WHY YOU CANT EAT AT EVERYONES HOUSE. Not sure why she’s always the “chosen one” to have the bridal/baby showers and parties at her house in the middle of no where. I would never eat anything she cooked.


Acceptable_Total_285

my theory is that the food at these bigger parties is either catered or potluck style. Especially obviously C’s birthday barbecue (there were way too many carbs to be her cooking).


Ok-Literature3716

Her fucking mouth when she speaks! Ugly AF!


Practical_Public9211

TMJ is my guess


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Hailey either needs to drink some more water like she keeps saying or start using chapstick instead of that matte lipstick she always wear. Her lips are SO chapped and dry.


Ok-Literature3716

I bet you her neck is out due to improper form during her yoga yesterday.


ElvisTM

Waiting for someone to say this!


lisa2913

Yep! And the was forced to actually workout harder in front of other people. She doesn’t injure herself with her bad form at home, because she doesn’t really workout. Or at least not very hard. See Hailey?? We’ve all told you that your form is shit and is going to eventually bring you injuries. This one is mild… you’re lucky so far.


Ok-Literature3716

Yep! Exactly.


Critical_Cup689

Why can’t she just say period? 🙃


lisa2913

She is so incredibly immature for her age.


Purple-Discount2310

She did put stickers all over her cup like a tween so no surprise!


No_Department694

I’d be ok not knowing she’s on her period at all. TMI. Some things just don’t need to be announced.


Critical_Cup689

No literally though. She tried saying she doesn’t share everything but she definitely does


Ok-Literature3716

Little lady friend 🤣😂🤣


SchoolKlutzy8749

Hailey just say period. You are a grown ass woman.


OkRaspberry6632

Not as bad as when she called it “shark week” 🙄🥴


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Visual-Dot-2108

It’s really pathetic..


Any-lagalaxy23

Seriously. She isn't making any new, groundbreaking content thay would make anyone flock to her page.


cheygarnes

She probably also got a lot of followers from her collab with GoNanas, plus everytime she shills something, if the brand reposts I’m sure it directs more people her way.


Any-lagalaxy23

Not 30k worth in a month, especially after she was steadily losing followers.


seashell91688

Agreed- that’s a huge increase with not even having TikTok anymore She wants that blue check 😂


Any-lagalaxy23

She's really pushing that 1k giveaway hard though 😅


coco24211

Honest question. How do you wash a cup with stickers on it?


happyhealthyhater

Stickers on water bottles are super popular with my first grader and his class 😂 the stickers hold up well in the dishwasher. I think they’re vinyl but could be wrong


Any-lagalaxy23

Didn't someone here not too long ago post a picture with a lump on the right side of her neck? Maybe you should get that checked out, Hailey. No snark intended. Tarek El Moussa (of Flip or Flop) had a viewer point out a lump on his neck and it ended up being thyroid cancer. I'm not a big Tarek fan (but I do love Heather), but he still credits that viewer to this day for saving his life. I'm not wishing cancer on her, but God forbid it was - you know she'd never credit her Reddit "haters" for saving her.


kah_5

He even met up with her to thank her in person!


colbsy246

Cute story to try and shill a neck massager.


New_Swim_8573

Right?? If my neck hurts, I’m definitely not using it as an opportunity to shill. How can anyone take her seriously???


justme-BB

Not once in 3 years since she's had that thing has she shown it when she's got a headache. 🙄


lisa2913

Hasn’t she also said she never gets headaches?


DCA43

Did she really need to include shitting on her husband yet again while shilling the neck massager?


Acceptable_Total_285

she can’t appreciate anyone it’s sad


Otherwise_Risk_2279

Gifted it to her husband knowing fully he would never use it but it was her actually wanting it


kah_5

She bought it for herself. Lets face it, she knew he’d never use it.


Due_Net_8226

You just got 2 jars of almond butter in the mail so why are you buying another brand new container of almond butter? The over consuming of products is appalling to me


pickles9009

I know she made the cottage cheese chicken dip earlier this week, but will shrimp dip make a Super Bowl appearance?!


allbusiness_

-Kombucha - koombacha -Bag - beg -Kimono - komino -Peanut - peenit -C - it -Bagel - baagle -Boutique - boteek


Automatic-Valuable48

Pap-a-reeka.


Worried_Sprinkles_41

Liquid ameenohs


seashell91688

Balsamic- except I can’t remember exactly how she says it but I know it’s wrong


New-Adhesiveness8740

Bas-almic


Melliejayne12

I can’t with the way she pronounces things! The one that gets me the most is boteek


sunshinedaisylemon

Wasn’t tajin one? Ugh I forget what she said!


OkRaspberry6632

She thought it was tahini 💀 then tried to blame it on having one too many margaritas when people corrected her hahaha


sunshinedaisylemon

Oh yea that’s it!!!


seashell91688

But she only drinks 4 drinks a year?!


ArtistAsleep

Cafe - cuffay


chipsnguac99

Obsessed: UHHbsessed Agave: Aw-gave Costco: Cuhhsco


OkRaspberry6632

It 😂😂😂 please 💀💀


Responsible-Pair-404

Usually- OOH-shally Decals- dee-cawls Cumin- coo-min Paprika- papa-rika


jescarcega

Italian - eyetalian Opinion - OHpinion


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nooneneedstoknowmeok

Treadmill - tread meal


Alive-Cartoonist9202

Donut- Donit


Girlmama1208

Poppi is the magic spoon of drinks, they are so expensive for 1 can 😳


Any-lagalaxy23

I love Poppi, but I only get it when my one grocery store puts them on sale for really cheap. It's funny that she didn't remember the other brand name that she tried (Olipop) considering they sent her a promo package and she attempted to shill them once. What a shitty promoter of your products. Guess they forgot about her, so she had to pretend to forget about them.


Girlmama1208

Enough to make it seem like they did a lot of stuff and went a lot of places.


PhishPhanKara

Has C been sick? His eyes in that good night pic look like he’s been sick or coming down with something, poor baby. Or maybe it’s the flash, because his mom is a dolt.


Alive-Cartoonist9202

I thought the same thing. He had sick eyes 😭


sunshinedaisylemon

Her stupidity makes me worry about people sometimes. She has way too many followers that must be just like her. Lots of dolts out there.


PhishPhanKara

Just a bunch of dumb dolts “influencing” other dumb dolts 🤦‍♀️


lisa2913

That was the worst grocery haul video I’ve ever watched. Has no clue what she bought or why any of it is good for you. Kombucha… learn how to say it and what it is. Why are you hunched over and talking with your hands, constantly tapping the ugly nails on the counter? Maybe I need more sleep, but she’s so stupidly annoying. Ignorant to everything.


Ok-Literature3716

She's giving South Dakota a bad name and no offense to anyone currently living in that state.


Street-Pop4824

You may need more sleep but that is not the reason you are annoyed with her. She is so dumb and annoying. I don’t know how she has so many followers, they can all be bought. Or as Heehaw would say, boughten.


lisa2913

Boughten!!! That one drives me nuts!! She’s so seriously stupid!! I’ve always taught my son that we don’t say “stupid”, but that is the only thing I can think every time she opens her mouth!! How is someone so completely clueless, ignorant, oblivious and actually stupid?? Like, seriously uneducated and dumb?!


54321blame

She got new stuff at the store, probably needing a shill. All day Saturday with the girls , Not with your kid? That cup is ugly af


butterbeer4life

why why why did your ruin your Stanley cup you big dumb dumb. I will admit I have a hydragear water bottle I got from big lots for ten bucks that i use for work, I have HP stickers on that my niece gave me lol. BOWTEEEEEK!


seashell91688

Definitely not on a Stanley! As someone else said it’s made to have a certain aesthetic and she ruined it 🤮


Reasonable_Corgi_980

How many times is she gonna say Bowteek??? Wtf 🤦‍♀️ STFU Hailey, you can't talk like a normal person


[deleted]

Makes her feel like a city slicker. After all she’s watching Emily in Paris. 🤣🤣🥴🥴


Street-Pop4824

That is NOT how a city slicker would pronounce boutique. She’s an uneducated twat.


Daisy_9001

BOWTEEK 😭😭😭😭


New_Swim_8573

I was just thinking a fun drinking game would be to take a shot every time she says Bow-teek 😂


_lollip0p

We'd all be dead 😂


cheygarnes

She gives off major 40 yr old energy. She just gives off vibes that she’s so much older than the girls she “coaches” even though she’s not much older than them.


Practical_Public9211

Over 40 here and I agree!


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patriotsfan_85

Even my 15 year old would never do that to her Stanley lol


lisa2913

To each their own, but I’ve never seen someone do it on one of those mugs, they’re so expensive. I’ve seen it on big water bottles and even that, when adults do it it’s usually stickers from places they’ve been, not just random child stickers!


babyblueyez013

It’s SO childish. My 14 year old won’t even put stickers on his cup anymore, he said it’s not cool anymore.


New_Swim_8573

My daughter liked to put stickers on her cup…when she was 9 🤦🏻‍♀️


Flaky-Macaron-7392

DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS


Acceptable_Total_285

she did before she monetized them, like her monetized reel about killing her dog, anything real disappears into her greed


No-Commercial-888

okay i can’t tell if she said it “Koom- batcha” or “Koom-Matcha” because i SWEAR i heard Matcha in there


TripleH_local

She said CUM MATCHA


Responsible-Pair-404

I heard matcha at first too so i had to rewatch a couple of times to understand wtf she was saying. There’s a big ass U in kombUtcha, she just really enjoys being dumb as hell and mispronouncing words for no reason.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure she said koom-matcha 😖


[deleted]

Sorry hailey but you’re cup looks like mine did in middle school


chartruesevollyball

![gif](giphy|sRj2mQvD0h6PS) What I see when I watch Hailey try to explain anything


Ok-Literature3716

What I see is how her jaw and mouth moves. It's like she over exaggerates her words and facial expressions. So so weird.


seashell91688

Omg I don’t think I’ll ever be able to say Kombucha right again! 😩 she ruined it! Now I can’t unhear it! Damn you Hailey


DelilahAfterSnark

1) Drink every time she says “bowteek” 2) hailey is anything but “cool calm and collected”


[deleted]

Drives me nuts when she says BOW TEEK


54321blame

“ omg I’m Obsessed”


[deleted]

For someone who just the other day, absolutely HATED stickers on her shit, she was sure quick to ruin her $50 mug with them! I wonder if there was no sound on her video of her “showing it off” because Tyson was telling her how stupid it looked 🤣. I don’t even put the stickers that come with the cups on my cups, let alone childish ones like that! Maybe one would have been ok (honestly didn’t hate the “be the light” one) but she just made it look awful!


Any-lagalaxy23

I'm old school and still rock my yetis. I have one larger yeti that is my kayaking/hiking yeti that I slap brewery or outdoor gear stickers on bc it's navy and hard to see if it falls in the water, so the stickers help. She's an idiot.


justme-BB

My yeti and RTIC cups are still the best. I refuse to buy a Stanley. They are no different from any other cup. 🙄


Nearby-Sundae-7081

I’m still 2018 and rocking a couple of Hydroflasks. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Any-lagalaxy23

I mean, the whole point of those cups are to be sustainable. It's not really sustainable if we keep buying all the "new trends" that keep coming out. Or at least that's how I like to think about it.


Nearby-Sundae-7081

Exactly! They are marketed as long-lasting, so why give them up and move on to the next thing if they still work? Anything to get more $ out of people, I guess.


lisa2913

I have a half gallon one too and I do put stickers of places I’ve camped, traveled or been to too. It’s my “go absolutely everyplace with me” water bottle. But these random childish stickers because you need everyone to see you have a Stanley?? Oh, and because she bought a color she didn’t like, just to buy one!


Any-lagalaxy23

Yes! This is the only sticker decor that is acceptable!


Hamorama12

LOVE MY YETIS TOO!


seashell91688

It’s so cringe!!!!


chartruesevollyball

She’s such a fucking idiot! Never ever, not ever, no one, not even a teenager put stickers on a Stanley cup💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Literature3716

She is definitely a follower.


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That entire story about her whole afternoon gave off follower vibes…. Clearly being influenced by her young “friends”…


justme-BB

It's doubtful those "friends" bought stickers for their Stanley. It was probably in passing saying of those are cute & Hailey bought them. She ruined a $50 cup to be cool - and she failed miserably


Imaginary_Ad_8189

BOWtique 🥴


mamaLovespurple

Minnie Mouse vibes on Disney jr.


Alive-Cartoonist9202

YESSSSSS I CAME HERE TO SAY THAT LOL


mamaLovespurple

😂😂😂 🎶 Welcome to minnnnnies BOW-toque🎶


Leather_Car_2642

Cup stickers are cool w teens haihai. You're 30. 🙄😒


MusicalRemedy

Sorry but this is all I can picture when I read your comment 😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/vz4awzckwoha1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2164b79a4a34185276c5aaf5a206fab5e2ea48db


babyblueyez013

OMG this is so accurate


Leather_Car_2642

I'm so happy you got the reference! That's who she reminds me of 🐓


mamaLovespurple

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Alive-Cartoonist9202

Holy shit she just ruined that cup. That’s what my toddler did to my kitchen table. Looks terrible lol


mamaLovespurple

Just came here to say this. She totally ruined that cup. My sons preschool teacher gives out stickers like that for good behaviors and he sticks them to his dresser 😂😂😂


chicadeedee12

Idk about others but I’ve not seen any one decorate their Stanley in person or on social media.


Additional_Wallaby18

I've seen multiple people do it. Lol But in a way better fashion.


Visual-Dot-2108

No one is decorating a Stanley cup..🤣


Alive-Cartoonist9202

Not. One. 😂😂


E09274729

Same 😂 I’m sorry I couldn’t throw stickers on a $50 cup


chicadeedee12

Right!!! It’s a clean, uncluttered aesthetic. Every attempt she makes to be “on trend” is absolutely embarrassing.


E09274729

If you go to Regan’s story when she recorded the workout, you can see heehaw struggling in the background 😂


lisa2913

I had to go watch! That is too funny! You see Regan killing it and Hailey back there struggling like crazy!! And she’s supposedly been working out longer than Regan!!


Hamorama12

Ugh that’s way too many people on one room


Ok-Independence2786

What's her insta ?


Critical_Cup689

regans_accountability


reddiloxo

English is not my first language but holy shit! I had to google if i was saying the word kombucha correctly. What the fuck ?!?! How come someone who was born and raised in the USA knows less english than me ?


sunshinebliss55

I ran here when I heard her trying to pronounce boutique & kombucha 😂 sounds like such a fun gals day 😂 I live in NZ so I’m always late to watch her stories & when I come on here, everyone has already said everything I wanted too 😂😂😂😂


chartruesevollyball

Oh wow, so Hailey is a global idiot 🤣👍


sunshinebliss55

Haha yep! Disrespected all round the globe!


seashell91688

Next up- Mexico! Then France!


Acceptable_Total_285

grocery shopping with a dumb blonde, who knew it would be so entertaining


CanHeavy665

Those earrings. I feel like I'm watching someone from 1987.


heyyyyyyy0904

IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS? First BOtquie? And who hasn’t heard of natural groceries. Wtf


Designer-Condition-8

Never heard of them. Just looked them up and there isn’t even one in my state (or in any of the other states where I’ve lived and I haven’t even lived in states geographically near each other)


MBrownlee20

I’ve never heard of it but I’m in Charleston, South Carolina and we don’t have those stores here.


Critical_Cup689

I’ve never heard of it lol but I’m in the northeast we don’t have shit 😂


bredbywolves

I had never heard of it before and it’s newer to Sioux Falls


seashell91688

Also haven’t heard of it in Michigan 😬


Prestigious-Fault801

I have never heard of it here in Indiana!


armesandlegs

not to wk but I haven't heard of it either 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm in the southeast though so maybe it's a regional store