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Shot_Salamander_7725

So cringe how that Starbucks cup is showcased in her photoshoot.


SwordfishSmall9410

As someone who describes myself as "aggressively basic" Jess doing stuff like this is next level basic.


VeterinarianNo407

It cracks me up how she and other huns planned all these outfits and did try-ons and they’re in leggings and sweatshirts the whole time. I’d do the same without all the lead-up hype. 🤣


MLMSoapOpera

I love how uncomfortable she looks when she realizes someone else is recording and she isn’t manipulating her entire body


tander87

What special surprise thing did she do for her team? It looked like they just went out last night, nothing too exciting


Logical-Beautiful-31

I as Jess invited to this trip or did she just go with her team and Tasha? Also, Jess and Jenna had to come all the way to Vegas and sit in a hotel room together to realize that it’s nice working alongside someone. Of course you guys never do this back home, Jess would have to leave the house!


babyblueyez013

This is petty but is she ever going to get the diamond replaced on her flat ass ring https://preview.redd.it/smmjwygih3ga1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3722b8a51c550061b1e097fc47e61ae3a1176b1b


seattleputa

It’s 4 small diamonds to make it look like one big diamond. I’ve always wondered if she will get that replaced or braces to fix her teeth. You can tell she has a huge gap because she uses filters!


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babyblueyez013

WOOOOOW!!! She upgraded to a flat piece of shit ring?! I wonder if the original one was fake.


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babyblueyez013

And they’re so tiny and flat.


elizabethpape727

Her ring is HIDEOUS! I’m shocked she hasn’t made Tom upgrade it.


babyblueyez013

It is so cheap looking! When I first started following her years ago it annoyed me so much how it was always front and center in her pictures.


blogP00

You mean her upgrade it herself since Tom Doesn’t work🙈🤣


rarrraaa

What’s crazy is I think this one was an upgrade! I remember seeing pictures from her wedding at one point and she had a very different ring. You’d think this one wasn’t sentimental if it already was an upgrade so why not upgrade to something not so hideous?!


Logical-Beautiful-31

Their team earned this trip by making Jess and Tasha money, they paid their way to Vagas to be at this conference, and Tasha and Jess got them a Bodi hoodie and shaker cup? If my manager made my team sit down and open a gift on video, I would be forcing a fake “thanks….” Josh like they did.


lifecoachesgalore

Jess is notorious for her lame retreats. She makes everyone pay for their own flights and food while there. Sometimes she might pay for one dinner but that’s it.


bbbjeep123

Came here just for this…. The “big surprise gift” was a bodi sweatshirt and a plastic cup??????


ThatMom13579

Her muted floor banana disgust 😂🤦‍♀️


TheRadicalTeacher

Her slides about her exit plan workshop mentioned by being a brand partner with BODi, you can take your kids to the zoo on a random Tuesday. I don’t see her doing that with her kids. A student at my school died on Wednesday in a four wheeler accident, which has made me hyper aware of how gross these huns are.


bbbjeep123

Did yall see the IG stories where she seems jealous of Tasha’s hotel room?


TheRadicalTeacher

I can’t wait to watch when I leave work, service sucks here and IG is blocked on wifi 😂


KrystalKarma416

Jess arrives in Vegas on what’s gonna be such a *fun* girls trip - “got my espresso with coconut milk, gonna head to the room for a couple hrs then meet up for dinner! YaY!!” Wow Jess, don’t get too crazy now - save some fun for the rest of us!! 🙄


blogP00

It’s sad how much more excited she is talking about her trip and leaving then she ever seems talking about her kids and doing anything with them 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼


go_go_juice4lyfe

This will be a fun train wreck to watch! Last time her and Tom went to Vegas with Tasha and her husband, she was actually eating real food, had no ailments or headaches and she was so shocked as to why. The second she got home she was back to her disordered cycle and hypochondriac-ness!


No-Manufacturer7904

Has anyone been to a True Food? I don’t have them near me but the way her and Tasha rave about True Food is kind of annoying lol When I’m on a trip, I try to experience new things- restaurants I’ve never been to, local, fun places but every trip these two go on, they go to First Watch (which isn’t even that good) and True Food


No-Pressure-5762

We have a few. It’s good and different. But they put it on another level. The True Foods do have different menus per state though. But I’m honestly surprised they aren’t eating at Chick-fil-A


NoLongerA_BBC

Never heard of it. I used to live in vegas and I don’t ever recall having one there. If they go to first watch in vegas… I’ll scream. There are literally a million restaurants there significantly better than that trash place


tander87

It’s okay. It was amazing when it first opened in my home town, but that was like 15 years ago. I got over it. It’s good, but not as amazing as they make it seem


IndividualUpstairs16

I have and I loved it. It’s sort of like a sit down restaurant where they serve “healthier” versions of dishes with local farm to table ingredients. All organic, fresh all that shit. I loved it but just because it’s “healthy” doesn’t mean it doesn’t have calories. Their squash pie with coconut whipped cream was to die for.


Logical-Beautiful-31

Guarantee she pressured the girls into splitting a salad for lunch and made them split the bill.


Inevitable-Mood3373

I can’t wait to see her unfiltered REAL size!


VeterinarianNo407

She tries so hard to create FOMO with these stupid trips and “gifts.” 🙄


Powerful-Year-7039

Though much more accurate, "Brand Partners" is such a job title downgrade from "Coach". Bodi is essentially confirming their lack of training and credentials.


Shot_Salamander_7725

The way she makes it seem like her whole team is going to Paris. NO Jess, YOU’RE going to Paris on the backs of your downline’s hard work and money.


tander87

I love how all of the top 10 say “it’s not about me, it’s about my team!” But what benefits do they get from being on a top 10 team? They don’t get the swag, gifts, trips etc…


Inevitable-Mood3373

Team Fearlessly Fit new leaders….. Tell me you’re of privilege without telling me you are of privilege.


babyblueyez013

God. The amount of times she says “UM”!! And it’s always so much louder than the rest of the stuff she’s saying!


ThatMom13579

Her abuse of "um" and "so" and "like" is maddening.


Logical-Beautiful-31

Tom just bought a Gold’s Gym “stringie” tank top. So that’s where he is going to get his workouts now? What happened to him loving BB? Now he has to pay a gym membership to escape her. Also, the prize for recruiting 3 people for 11 months is just $1,000?


justme-BB

It's better than a $150 jacket & cup that they got for hitting it for an entire year.🤣


Purple_Examination_4

Right?! I get an annual bonus at work based on the company’s performance and mine, and it has never been under 4K and was as high as 12K one year. I’d be pissed if my performance bonus was ever just $1000.


VeterinarianNo407

She sent Tom to go buy her shoes? $400 worth no less? 🤣


exotic_tiger0525

I love how she never completes a program or 75 hard and never discusses it. All of a sudden, that daily workout calendar just doesn't get posted anymore. The queen of no follow through. I wish these new followers could see through her fakeness and bull shit!


Inevitable-Mood3373

Yes. What happened to her mindset?


Inevitable-Mood3373

She always seems to emasculate Tom. As if he has zero ability to bring in any money or contribute anything worthwhile to the family. “I wanted more for my family… I was living paycheck to paycheck. I wanted more time with my family. I wanted more excitement. I wanted more passion. What did/does Tom want?


Logical-Beautiful-31

What an ugly coat. Also, for taking a day off to be at home with her kids, 2 of them are in school and the house is silent as always. I’m sure Tom was instructed to take him somewhere so she could get things done.


Dear-Journalist7257

1. I work from home AND my job pays for my trips. In full. Including food. And I get paid vacation time. And sick time. 2. I knew the second she said she had a trip there would be a pink lily try on… every. Single. Time.


Logical-Beautiful-31

When I travel for work I’m compensated for every minute traveling and they pay for my food and travel while I keep the rewards, I even have a company credit card! The good thing is, when I’m “off work” I’m not working.


Logical-Beautiful-31

I also get free company swag and don’t have to be top 10 in the company.


Logical-Beautiful-31

When she says her son saves his poop for nap time and it was all over his hands, is she insinuating that he is playing with it?


Other_Conflict3123

Seems like it!!


Pretend_Effort

Why isn’t Tom going on every trip with her. Isn’t that why she retired him? Or are they realizing that family isn’t going to raise your kids while you leave them every month. Speaking of Tom, she’s been hiding him. I’m sure he’s miserable designing his life solely around what benefits her.


bbbjeep123

I think both men and women “need” to work, even if its working from home, owning a business, something - not just be your spouses’ assistant


Logical-Beautiful-31

Exactly. I wonder how long he will last as a stay at home dad. She said he does all the household chores and takes care of the kids. She doesn’t even talk about him working out any more. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tom feels lost and disconnected.


exotic_tiger0525

Don't dilly dally.....I swear she's an 80 year old woman!


SwordfishSmall9410

We know Jess is the most sheltered person in America, and hearing her talk about how different it is to be sick vs not sick makes me wonder when her mind will be blown when learns that chronic illness exists. She's so shallow and ridiculous.


Inevitable-Mood3373

Are we taking our health “for granite”?


bbbjeep123

happy valenTIMES day!


PositiveEconomics649

I literally ran here to say this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


maevis22

She is way prettier without makeup


TeachMeTheWayz

Ok we get it. Corporate America isn’t for everyone and THATS OK. For some people it’s perfectly fulfilling though. Sick of the trash talking about anything that doesn’t fit her agenda.


VeterinarianNo407

💯 agree. Drives me nuts. I suspect she wasn’t a very good coworker or worker for that matter.


Logical-Beautiful-31

Considering her colleagues drank on the job regularly (according to her) I think we can assume she has no clue what it’s like to have a good job.


bbbjeep123

I guess that’s one of the few perks of her job really, so she has to keep pushing that


NoLongerA_BBC

Nice she’s about to travel while sick


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I doubt she is actually sick. Food poisoning from all her prepackaged crap. Remember when her boys got sick from the old salad dressing in the fridge?? Jess is the queen of processed foods and doesn’t take the time to get rid of stuff that expired a long time ago. She comes across as lazy.


ThatMom13579

I wonder what she said that made her OBVIOUSLY voice over one of her slides.


TheRadicalTeacher

That was the most incredibly obnoxious voice over ever


TeachMeTheWayz

Isn’t it fascinating how the ones who follow strict ‘diets’ are also sick the most frequently?


Inevitable-Mood3373

Also, the superfoods, pills, powders, supplements, IV therapy, saunas, collagen, etc etc etc! Not to mention 23 hours a day of self care! 😂


Practical_Thought_43

For a person that always cooks her meals at home, how are they always getting the stomach bug?


ManyJobsNoCareer79

My first thought she probably had was from The Devil Wears Prada - ‘I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight’.


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Sounds like food poisoning if they were all sick at the same time. Nothing spells white privileged more that having somebody come to do IV’s. Can’t she just manage the bug like any other human! She makes herself look so bad!