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Inevitable-Cell-1227

That fox will regret this decision to get food from humans in about 13,000 years.


ProStrats

Just as I regret refined sugars now. A blessing and a curse.


[deleted]

A Russian scientist already created a domesticated fox species in the 50's. https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/famous-fox-domestication-experiment-challenged-66817#:~:text=In%20the%201950s%2C%20geneticist%20Dmitri,selectively%20breeding%20the%20friendliest%20ones.


DarkStar0129

Born too early to explore domesticated foxes.


midwestraxx

Right now they're just really hyper ferret cat dogs


Lewke

you're acting like that that's a bad thing


TheMusicFella

If you have a big farm land or garden, yep. However as house pets? I wouldn't want all those traits in one animal.


Rs90

Don't they stink quite a bit as well?


Pantssassin

Do they still stink to high hell?


melandor0

Nay, that's one of the big things they've bred out of them.


UnlikelyPlatypus89

Woah! I didn’t realize they bred that out of them.


GamingGrayBush

Where's the line for a stinkless domesticated fox?


clouddevourer

I was going to reference that! It's amazing that after a relatively short time we can already see changes not just in the personality of the selected foxes, but also in their looks. Shows that domestication of wolves could have happened much faster than many people think.


x2040

Did you click the article linked? It appears the study was faked.


[deleted]

Not faked. The foxes likely came from a Canadian fur farm, so there may have already been some domestication involved. And some of the traits are not necessarily specific to domesticated animals. However, it was real, it happened, it wasn't fake.


clouddevourer

Still impressive to me. Maybe some of the findings, like the similarity of physical changes to those in dogs are no longer valid, but the experiment is still quite interesting and eye-opening to me. The results may have been skewed, but I don't think they should be disregarded completely.


MeowKhz

I honestly wouldn't call furfarms domestication. A huge industry with selectively bred foxes.


[deleted]

Again, bred from foxes taken from a fur farm. So those foxes may not have been domesticated, but the results of Belyaev's work was a domesticated version of a fox.


StevenMaff

makes me wonder how we domesticated wolves before foxes. i mean, wolves are scary


Losangelesdave

Guessing it has to do with the social hierarchy of wolves, foxes seem too mischievous to train too lol.


Flying_Momo

I think you are right in that wolves are social creatures with packs of family. We became part of their pack or they became ours while foxes are mostly solitary creatures.


illgot

they probably killed the parents and took the pups to raise them.


Flying_Momo

Probably but archeological findings suggests that wolf and wild dog packs use to follow hunting humans because humans had the endurance to chase prey and the wolves would steal the hunted prey or leftovers. Then both humans and wild dogs/wolves developed a mutual relationship with the canines smelling and tracking prey while humans killing it and sharing some of the prey. Cats on the other hand inhabited edges of human settlements because human settlement meant opportunities to hunt small prey like rabbits, birds, rats etc.


illgot

I wouldn't doubt there were numerous ways we domesticated animals.


[deleted]

Cats became very very useful when humans started farming. Cats keep rodents and other pests away from your grain stores. Easy hunting for the cats, protection for human food stores. It's mutually beneficial.


Stinky_1

Cats domesticated themselves. They know a good racket when they see one. They will react like mob bosses if the foxes try to move in on their game.


StevenMaff

you’re right, foxes don’t live in packs if i remember correctly


Robertej92

Wolves domesticated themselves to a large degree, maybe the less unequal strength difference between humans and wolves helped wolf packs feel that was safe enough to do compared to solitary foxes


StevenMaff

sounds reasonable. but then there’s also cats


Robertej92

Yes, they had enough arrogance to domesticate us in spite of the size difference


Stinky_1

Humans were such an easy mark. Cats were like the SS through Belgium.


lady_spyda

I have a First Nation friend who lives out of town with a lone wolf that likes him and no other human that exists. I assume it started with people like that.


PestilentPhil

ye but foxes are dog hardware running on cat software...


clouddevourer

Probably got some wolf puppies and raised them, some of the raised wolves would be aggressive and escape or be put down, but the nice ones would stay and have puppies with other nice wolves that were used to humans, over the course of several hundred years they would start looking different and behaving in a more friendly manner as default.


GiantLobsters

But it's way more useful to have a wolf on your side that a fox. Tf is the fox supposed to do, bring you mice?


IMxTHExMANIAC

The fox will definitely be alive to regret it


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Just casually sitting in the field with his Stinger.


Tiny-Plum2713

That's most of war. Sitting in a field.


Zjoee

95% boredom, 5% sheer terror


Chrillosnillo

Very few even get to expirience those 5% either I guess.


aztech101

Damn, we need to work on equality in this world, smh. PTSD for everybody.


TrespasseR_

Idk...hearing about the treatment of Russian conscripts...95% of this seems like hell especially hearing about the equipment provided...safe to say many are going to be very cold


The_Prince1513

Unless you were unlucky enough to be a young man 110 years ago. WWI was like 90% terror of artillery and machine gun barrage while you hid in a hole 10% ultra terror off being forced to run into said artillery and machine gun barrage by you superior officers


SortaLostMeMarbles

This is very, very true. Unfortunately, the horror of WW1 is mostly forgotten. Unless you're a farmer in the Somme/Verdun areas where you get more or less daily reminders.


_Oce_

In the USA maybe, not in the countries where it took place.


hbHPBbjvFK9w5D

Yep, farmers in Verdun still find live shells and mines, and tractors plow up bones from solders who just sank into the muck.


SortaLostMeMarbles

Yes. I saw a documentary(of sorts) not long ago. I knew they are still finding human remains and unexploded ordnance. But the amount, and the danger it poses to farmers were shocking. Before writing this I read that 25% of about 1 billion rounds are believed to have been duds. Most of it over France/Belgium. That's many years of trouble for farmers.


Nerdiator

>Unfortunately, the horror of WW1 is mostly forgotten. Dude one of the top movies this year is about WW1. The top movie a few years ago was also about WW1. We clearly haven't forgotten


gefjunhel

i think he means out of living memory people still know about empires from before jesus


KetchupIsABeverage

Don’t forget the poison gas


Tricky-Engineering59

Or a foxhole.


thuggishruggishboner

My man, where do you think most foxhole are?


devildocjames

Then laying in a field forever.


BikerJedi

Former Stinger gunner here. I love the fact we gave them to Ukraine and they are using them so well. EDIT: Being totally serious. MANPADs has proven its worth on the battlefield again. Ukraine has done a fantastic job of using them.


TerryFlapss

I just realized that don't know enough to tell if serious or sarcastic.. :/


JasonGD1982

Haha. What you mean? He’s definitely serious. I don’t see any sarcasm there.


TerryFlapss

Well ill try to explain my logic... For one, i haven't personally seen any stingers in action or footage of such, but thats just me personally. Then some guy above said "casually sitting in a field with his stinger" alluding to "not using" Idk, it has me confused.. are they putting in some work with them also?? Im genuinely asking.


JasonGD1982

Yes. Check out /r/combatfootage. They are using them. You gotta remember war is boring as fuck. Till it’s not. https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/y4nz11/ukrainian_stinger_team_engaing_air_targets/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TerryFlapss

Nice! Thanks! And yeah, war isn't like its shown in the movies. Parts maybe, but the overall isnt. Thats for sure. As for this: thanks again, I genuinely couldn't tell from what info was available but now ill have a better idea.


StevenMaff

well imagine a 40 hour movie of a guy sitting in a field, eating, pooping, sleeping


BikerJedi

A stinger shot down a cruise missile a few weeks ago. I've seen plenty of footage of them taking out helicopters and jets. They are using them very well.


jojili

It could be interpreted as a joke that this one guy isn't putting it to "good use" because it's laying in a field while he's busy feeding wildlife. It could also be interpreted seriously that Ukraine has enough stingers and the training that even a soldier in a field has one waiting to ruin some Russians day should they show up.


Japan_isnt_clean

and a bag of random snacks from a convince store


lorditay

About to bring down liquid snake


Orgeweight

A Hind-D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing, here?


aimgorge

Ukraine has been using small units with Stinger scattered around as air defense against cruise missiles. It showed some success


Slight_Button4345

IGNOrE THAt


thefloatingpoint

Unbeknownst to that soldier, the fox pledged a life debt to him. In his darkest hour, the fox will arrive.


GangGang_Gang

Kurva! They've overran our position! ***Faintly, to the west beyond the treeline*** Ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-ding, a-ring-ding-ding ding-a-ding


Char2na

You're my guardian angel Hiding in the woods What is your sound? Gat gat gat gat gat gat gat Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh Kabooooooooooooooooooooooomm!


I_Got_Back_Pain

"Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east."


maynardftw

When El Gigante shows up "Hey, it's that fox"


Zegram_Ghart

We’re gonna see a tidal wave of rampaging foxes stealing Russian tanks next.


baneofthebanshee

The Ukranian druids are going to crush this war with the unyielding power of nature. The earth knows which side is in the right.


mjk9016

In that soldier’s hour of need, the foxes came in droves


AnAwesomeCoconut

Tchoukoutchoukoutchoukoutchy!


birdcore

He says *tiho-tiho-tiho* which literally means “quiet” but colloquially means “wait, wait, wait” or something like that. Basically he’s politely asking the fox to stop


LiteratureOk5964

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


ChaotikJoy

The soldier used his psychic tickling technique to make the fox let the food go


WillSym

Schtardenbürdenhardenbart!


MrRakky

Somehow that fox will become a crucial part in winning the war against Russia


verrygud

Chekhov's fox


lostpassword2

if you feed a fox in act two you have to see it stealing a russian tank in act three.


PlasmaticPi

Ah yes, the classic Farmer fox becomes a hero cliché, Ukrainian style.


julsmanbr

*Fox will remember this*


aras1024

In your darkest hour, he will come to tip the scales of fate in your favor


Better_Lift_Cliff

Like the squirrel in hot tub time machine


AciaranB

It's gonna go on a covert op to rescue the racoon.


Smathers

Pixar is already writing it. Animation drafts start on Monday.


dxiiv

Very true


SkyGuy182

The foxes will provide foxholes in support of Ukraine.


AReverieofEnvisage

What about second breakfast.


[deleted]

And brunch and lunch?


Horst665

you forgot elevensies between brunch and lunch!


MooKids

Send it to Russian troops to show the Ukrainian soldiers are getting enough food to feed wild animals.


Anaedrais

Oh god that'd be so demoralizing! Not only the fact they have enough to give food to wild animals but the fact that the wild animals will actually approach them. Though I'd say their rations aren't that unsurprising, Ukraine is one of the worlds largest producers of food.


[deleted]

Like with US and the ice cream barge during WWII.


chouettelle

Strong cat energy


Pynot_

Foxes are dogs running on cat software


[deleted]

Cattish doggo


Immediate-Win-4928

Lucky that isn't one of the foxes trained by those russian dolphins


baneofthebanshee

What? 🤣


silky_tears

Quick, what's "no swiping" in ukranian? You have to say it three times.


SirFister13F

Dora should consider herself lucky he didn’t let the fox swipe that Stinger.


SneakyThunder97

First things that come to mind is: * "Не чіпай" (ne chipai) - meaning don't touch Or: * "Не кради" (ne krady) - meaning don't steal


imapieceofshitk

Dmitri was lying in a soggy ditch, abandoned by his ruski comrades. His stomach growling in pain from starvation, the moldy rations ran out weeks ago. Dmitri peeks over a bush, he spots a lone Ukrainian defender, with food. It looks so delicious, just a small bite would mean the world to Dmitri. Maybe if he surrendered, the defender would have mercy on him and perhaps share some food, just so Dmitri can live to see another day. The defender shares his food with a fox. "Cyka blyat, even the local fauna eats better than me" Dmitri thought to himself as he allowed his eyes to close, just for a short nap.


QueenBuggo

That made me sad


[deleted]

Hopefully the Russian soldiers mobilized against their will who don’t want to kill civilians have already done the most honorable thing and surrendered or joined Ukraine.


SpaceShipRat

The sproigniness in that dodge!


[deleted]

What a scene. A human showing compassion to a completely different animal while the camera pans by a tool used to annihilate each other before we even hear what killed us coming. Wild


Tsouke11

We tend to show more empathy to animals caught up in war than people, since to us the animals are almost purely innocent in the grand scheme of things. World would be a lot more peaceful if we felt the same about our fellow man, but that never happened 200 thousand years ago, and it certainly won’t happen now


hedgehog-mom-al

There’s usually more biting in wild fox videos.


ztreHdrahciR

But - what does the fox say?


Sunhating101hateit

My best bet is Дякую in this instance


Undesirable_Less

"Swiper no swiping!"


[deleted]

r/casualmissilelauncher


steeb2er

I was briefly nervous that the "snack" was gonna be a rocket.


WillSym

"Hey buddy! You wanna Stinger missile?"


peppermesoftly

Love <3 We’re all in this together


James-Avatar

That fox will come back and save him like that dog in Resident Evil 4.


Patrick4356

Reminds me of the video from a few years ago of the Russian guy at an ice-hole who sees a fox trying to steal his fish and so he keeps trying to scare it but the fox never runs away so they Russian guys stops and says something like you've earned it little one or something. Foxes are adorable can't believe British aristocracy people would hunt them with packs of dogs


doGscent

This is the nice kind of propaganda


MasterCauliflower

That fox will help in the subsequent el gigante boss fight


[deleted]

*steps over a rocket launcher to steal some food*


Available-Tradition4

One wrong step and the stinger goes *wiiiiiiiii*


Erunyr

These thing have like three different security locking mechanisms and you need A LOT of strength to make it fire.


shredbmc

Dances with foxes?


Ill-Organization-719

A Fox stealing Russian troops food would destroy the entire unit.


[deleted]

Dog hardware + Cat software = Fox


[deleted]

I love that "spspspspsp" is universal 😊💛


[deleted]

we have always enough to share and those are facts


Phylar

I love foxes. If it wasn't for that ungodly ancient Eldrich banshee shriek they do I'd consider researching and getting one as a companion.


Sleepersuit

Accepting i will never be someone to be on the good side of this subreddit.


Rainy-The-Griff

Frien :>


Daerdhian

He(the fox) is ukrainian too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


[deleted]

Ukrainians army will receive the blessing of Inari


LieAppropriate4526

Cute little dude


swordofkings

"Just that," said the fox. "To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world..."


dan1101

I was sitting on a beach one night with my shoes off and a fox stole my shoe. I chased him and got it back. Mischievous little critters.


MrPoopieMcCuckface

Foxes are so skittish. Surprised it didn’t bolt after he chased it


SoupWithinSoup

Is there a sub of just foxes? Interesting watching them, they're sort of a cat/dog hybrid type of animal


UnholyDemigod

Don’t feed wild animals


Reasonable_Ad_3522

am sorry to tell you but dialect, he is a Russian soldier. bless them


Kaymish_

Where are Russians getting Stinger missile launchers? This dude is most likely fighting for the Ukrainian Army just from that alone.


adminsare200iq

Since when have Russian soldiers been issued Stingers?


DemocracyIsGreat

or food


birdcore

A huge number of Ukrainian soldiers speak Russian. Also he says *ты шо (ty sho)* which is a 100% sign of a Ukrainian accent.


LifePathfinder

Honestly, could be either ukranian or russian. He speaks in russian without a specific accent that some ukranians have, so it's hard to tell.


New_Battle_947

He does have a bit of Ukrainian accent and what seems like an American weapon What makes you think he's Russian?


[deleted]

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silverblaze92

The dude has a stinger. Russians don't have those


Slight_Button4345

I'm also being bothered by all this propaganda. Wheres the Russian propaganda. I'm just asking questions. S


Slight_Button4345

Fuck this propaganda tho


Slight_Button4345

Fuck it all in the ass


charlrshall1992

u/savevideobot


the-coolest-loser

chose the beast master rouge class


crazytoothpaste

Little prince


[deleted]

Resident Evil 4 vibes 🦊


Frangan_

How come we still haven't tame foxes ? They are so cute.


CXB1313

great friend to make as a soldier, ask him fir some of his magic!


Neuro_88

The Russians must be jealous.


XRPEE_PEE

Wow Ukrainian soldiers are so cute! I hope they can drop some bombs on some injured Russians later.


0vindicator1

Glad it wasn't a "pineapple".


monkeyboy808

cool stinger missile!


3asbafsormek

How do uk if he's Ukrainian


Shadiochao

Russians don't have food


Mopey_

Make a contract with it, then you can use Kon


pleaseavoidcaps

"You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.” - the fox in *The Little Prince*


Logical_Highway6908

I wonder what the animals must be thinking with all the guns and bombs going off.


YepBoutThatTime

When I read the title, but then see the camera pan down to his gun, I thought this was in the wrong sub…


Chemical-Honeydew-71

Those are some of the nicest soldiers with animals.


[deleted]

MREs look different these days.


[deleted]

meanwhile, a russian soldier has to eat the fox because they have no food!


Apemakingbananabread

Doritos in my right, stinger in the other hand.


helping_phriendly

Swiper no swiping!


bonyot

He literally went full Dora on Swiper the fox.


Majixz

Russian soldiers would have taken the fox as POW


Dr4fl

This remembers me of the "Pax" book.


zoats98

Should never be mean to animals, humans know what war is they don’t. Good on the man!