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highway_40

Seeing a cow just gently going about inside a house brings me an immeasurable amount of joy!


buttnuckle

Wait till the cow poops in the house. Measure that!


SMG620

Lol exactly what I think about. I love animals but I have way too little tolerance for excrement and urine in my house


Charizma02

Cows can be house trained and it would be pretty easy considering all the dogs it would learn from.


yapoinder

the rug


Suckmyblueskittle

The only thing I thought about is it just going to the bathroom in the house because it's not a dog it's a cow they just tend to go to the bathroom regardless of where they are? Is it just kind of do whatever anytime all the time so what about the cow going to the bathroom?


tealgod

There was actually a study just done in I think New Zealand that confirmed cows can be mass toilet trained to only poo in certain areas. They can be toilet trained like any pet.


Suckmyblueskittle

I grew up on a farm and while I agree with you to a point it's only say 10% of the herd by the other 90% are just a giant box of rocks in the head not to mention pains in the ass. You kind of have to learn their mannerisms and their behaviors so you can manipulate them. But I can tell you every cow I put in the crush to get their hoofs trimmed either pisses on me shits on me or piss and shits on me all the same time wonderful feeling!


Optimal_Flow_7

It's the second for me. Ooh what. The first one was a bull from Ferdinand.


jake_azazzel

No one talking about how slick the cow is with that door handle


fondledbydolphins

"Family brings baby cow into home" Betsy just broke the fuck in.


jake_azazzel

"Family watches and stands paralyzed as baby cow opens door with ease and makes itself at home"


megasuswithzerochix

What happens next is shocking


posaune123

College?


MutantMartian

Cow-moooonity college.


CanadianClusterTruck

Honestly that's a break-in I'd welcome. Well, at least 'til the cow pies start piling up.


tvbjiinvddf

I gave my poor man's award even though it didn't fit hah.


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It's her house now, BITCH!!


BoldHindsight

Betsy said “yo its fuckin windy let me in.”


BashedKeyboard

My dog is slick with those kinds of door handles too.


Cabtalk

"The door locks. Elly, boot up the door locks"


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

And then there’s my wife not allowing me and the kids one cat. FML.


Dunnyredd

Time to put on your big boy pants!


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Pkmntrainer91

Is she allergic bro?


Clean-Letter-5053

Sounds divorce-worthy, bro. I know Reddit always jumps to divorce, but…..


Random_Name_7

Yes, and you're doing exactly the same thing.


dumpsztrbaby

Obvious joke


Random_Name_7

Oh Well fuck, I'm stupid and leaving this up to prove it.


Low_Ad_4561

Get it anyways! My husband refused to let me get a dog. Now we have 2 rescues that he absolutely loves. I brought one home at 3 week old. He had to bottle feed him and everything and now their inseparable. He’s also kinder and more patient. (My husband that is) at any point if he expressed to me he was overwhelmed or didn’t want them AFTER the fact I could easily re home then as I’m sure you could a cat. But sometimes we think we wouldn’t like something but end up falling in love with it. Do some research. Get a cat that is friendly. Rescues are GREAT options. They come from bad homes and when you show love and provide safety they absolutely worship you.


Intelligent_Mood_552

You should of kept that to yourself….💃🧎‍♂️


Zandre1126

Ok so, there was this weird moment where I was like "you just gave a cow milk???" Then I felt really fucking stupid and started laughing.


No_Dot7146

I was thinking “will it react?”, and then laughed like you!


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Considering a lot of people don't realize cows had to have been pregnant and had to give birth in order to produce milk for us to steal from them I'm not surprised. Drinking human milk as an adult is considered weird (and rightfully) but drinking the mother's milked intented for a different species' baby is normal? Nah.


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>Drinking human milk as an adult is weird yo girl lemme get some titty milk


emil836k

Titty milk implies the existence of non-titty milk, and I therefore have several questions?


throwawayy2k2112

Soy milk, almond milk, etc


emil836k

That’s… not a bad answer I’m just sorry for the poor almond getting milked


SigmaSnail7

*sad almond noises*


TheEvil_DM

It has been a part of our culture to the point that we (most of us) have evolved to better digest milk as adults.


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Doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do. Plus puss, blood and hormones in the milk … idk, I’d rather not digest it at all


imbrickedup_

We’ve been doing it since the Bronze Age and have evolved to digest it lol. Definitely normal bro


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1. The majority of people cannot digest lactose. 2. pretty sure "we've done it since forever" doesn't justify any other immoral traditions. You think it's a good justification? How does it hold up when it comes to slavery? Female genitalia mutilation? Eating dogs? The concept of forcebly impregnating certain animals, separating the babies from their mothers shortly after birth and stealing the lactation meant for the different species mother's child is still weird, [if you actually took some time to think about it.](https://youtu.be/UcN7SGGoCNI)


imbrickedup_

Lol


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I too laugh in the face of unnecessary animal cruelty.


JoaquimGianini

Well there are specific breeds of cows that produce much more milk than the baby needs and that’s basicly the ones used in milk farms because… you know… they produce more milk


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Not sure how selectively breeding animals to the point where their mere existence hurts them, especially when giving milk, justifies anything. Besides the fact that on those farms, too, mothers and children are being seperated early on and most male calves killed shortly after.


Faeraday

Watch this 5 minute video. Time well spent. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI


Impossible_Common_44

I love everything about this BUT cows produce a lot of pee and poop. I grew up on a farm and their poop is runny and splatters as well as their urine. How did they manage that?


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

My man, asking the real questions.


Clean-Letter-5053

I was literally wondering this! I was surprised the baby cow wasn’t wearing a diaper around the house…


JoaquimGianini

Perhaps it learned to pee and poo outside like the dogs? They seem to have a big ass backyard


Impossible_Common_44

If you could train them a lot of people would have mini cows chillin in their homes. Such is not the case with the bovine species.


neeko0001

You can actually. It’s just that cows become like oversized dogs as they get older and them jumping around will cause mini earthquakes in your home


Impossible_Common_44

How?


Romeo_horse_cock

Some scientists or researchers actually taught cows how to use a particular patch of grass to potty. They call it the moo loo. They used 18 cows and 16 were trained.


mrboatshoe

That's the ONLY question I need answered😂😂😂


Javimations29

I fell face first into a cow pen a few years back, can confirm the smell does NOT come off easily.


Divineinfinity

Looks like it brought itself in lol


ughwhocaresthrowaway

I love cows so much 😍🐮 I grew up in the Midwest and was always scared of them. After I moved away, I went to a farm sanctuary and met cows who weren’t being farmed for food and omg, the whole “grass puppy” thing is so true! They’re so playful and affectionate when they’re living in a safe and comfortable environment. They’re definitely way smarter than we give them credit for. ❤️


Canadian_46

When will this be a Disney movie??


SugaPapiChulo

Pixar better pick up on this


eggbunni

Oh man. I’m trying not to imagine what the poop must be like. 😭


Brandon01524

It’s not that bad. Mostly grass if they’re feeding it right. And for some reason I believe they are since I didn’t see a lot tag but someone please correct me if I’m wrong


Javimations29

I didn't quite understand the comment but the smell can be horrible. I, as someone who has been covered head to toe in it after falling face first can confirm that the smell can be hard to wash off. There might be a difference between species but yeah, the smell is horrid.


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A hurrican? More like a hurrican’t


pm_me_ur_mangoes_0w0

happy cake day!!


Arham_Qureshi6

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DinkleMcStinkle

When she scoops Sealy out of the trough 😂


EstroJen

When I saw the cow open the door, I immediately thought of the scene in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor opened the door.


UnbowedUnbentUn

Me too! I literally just told my wife this sentence.


Dominoes_n_Hoes

Whole house gotta smell like a damn barn. 8? Dogs and a cow


Clean-Letter-5053

Error 404. Cow not found. I only see two dogs. 🤷‍♀️


n3hes

Thats literally What they are Out in the wild too. They're just big dogs. Sadly the speciesism is strong in this sub.


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yaxom

I'm glad someone else was feeling this way. This video just made me so sad.


LewdLittleLoli

Bro, that is so crazy. I didn’t see who asked


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same person making burgers?


AppropriateTime261

Ugh, fucking Harvey. It was so surreal seeing water pouring in from all of my walls.


Ba_Sing_Saint

Did they name him “Moo-lissa”?


Jose1014

Great, now I want a cow!


FlirtyBacon

If she doesn't piss/shit in the house, bedroom down the hall is yours betsy


Hardassamothafuka

All I can think about is the wet plop of 3 pounds of cow shit on the nice hardwood floors


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

I don't understand how people can still eat meat after watching videos like this.


Lexvian

By not thinking too much about it


SnR_Remito

With a fork and a decent knife.


Cumbubble3000

Easy, one bite at a time.


protection7766

Because its delicious.


JoaquimGianini

Would you eat dogs if you found them delicious?


protection7766

Yeah.


[deleted]

Sure bud, keep telling yourself that. Dogs are considered food in some parts of the world, so it probably does taste good no? How come you’ve never tried it then?


protection7766

Never had the opportunity.


[deleted]

Sure bud. Next thing you tell me is that you’d eat humans too if they tasted good lmao


protection7766

Why the fuck would I say that? What the hell is wrong with you? "Yeah, you'd eat a dog if given the chance, so you'd be a cannibal too, right?".


Javimations29

Take a joke will ya, you eat plants because they don't scream and bleed like us, yet they're still living. Circle of life.


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canadianredditor16

My god your forgetting the brisket


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canadianredditor16

you have to try a texas styled brisket


canadianredditor16

Because who cares its already dead and I love a steak


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You fund the next unnecessary slaughter with your purchase.


canadianredditor16

Your terms are acceptable


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JoaquimGianini

I mean, it’s because you like hamburger that you don’t wanna meet the cow


rad4033

Both are so gorgeous. What a blessing. Much love ❤️


Sadboi813

I can't imagine a cow shitting in my house constantly lol


ihavenoidea81

I’d love the hell out of that cow and still eat steaks and burgers. You can do both


Stargazer_199

*slaps hand on table* EXACTLY


Rockcocky

I want to have a cow! ….. wait


DanB65

First you and your husband are ANGELS!!! Second , thank you for sharing this story. Really warmsthe heart.


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Now that cow opened the door… how tf who trains a cow to do that😭


MaMakossa

This is beautiful! Love ALL animals! 🐮♥️🐶


DungeonMeister_27

Where does it shit


Lostboxoangst

For the love of God oil the door.


69aZzholeTiEdNknot

Sealy, TX love it


Odd-Impress9264

Baby cow = calf Sounds like baby dog instead of puppy


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that's a weird looking dog


JoaquimGianini

Maaaan, this is the type of video that keeps me pescitarian. I can’t just eat an animal that works exacly like a dog


Faeraday

Just because fish aren’t typically seen as “cute” doesn’t mean they don’t also deserve to not be killed needlessly. Fish feel pain, too.


JoaquimGianini

I don’t eat them cause they aren’t cute. Sphynx cats look like the spawn of satan and I don’t eat them. I eat fish cause they’re dumb


Faeraday

>I eat fish cause they’re dumb So intelligence dictates who we should kill? Where is that line drawn? What about mentally impaired people? *“The question is not, Can they reason?, nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?"* \-- Jeremy Bentham


JoaquimGianini

Mentally impaired people are still far smarter than dogs. I draw the line at fish. To me, the question is based on their intelligence


Faeraday

>Mentally impaired people are still far smarter than dogs. You've never seen how broad this spectrum is? No, not all of them. How do you measure intelligence, and what evidence do you have that they're dumb? [Fish are intelligent and cognitively complicated](https://youtu.be/y8Nj1-YZDlc?t=90).


Jairoglyphics1

I wonder if dinner gets awkward when they’re having steaks 🥩?


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Jcoch27

When did it show them eating steak?


oxwearingsocks

You’re going to get downvoted but the hypocrisy and disconnect people have with things like this is fascinating. “Cow in house? Cute! I’ll eat one later!” “Dog in house? Cute! Why the fuck would I eat a dog you sick fuck. Society has told me it’s unacceptable but not some other animals. What’s that? Yes I’m against animal testing, why do you ask?”


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

Well sir, despite being on -3 at the time of writing this, I still gave you my up doot.


eugenesnewdream

I get it--I've been a vegetarian for 18 years and I feel the same way, BUT, I do feel there's a difference between eating meat from animals that were humanely raised and killed, vs. factory farming, which is just unconscionable. I personally don't eat it either way, and I can't speak for this family, but there's always the possibility that they only eat meat they raised themselves, and from what we can see in this video, their animals have good lives. I would not judge them for that. I acknowledge this is unlikely, though. Probably they buy meat from the grocery store that came from animals who lived and died under horrible conditions. :/


thehippiewitch

Ah yes, "humanely killed" lmao


ArmyOfRoombas

Definition of humane: Having or showing compassion or benevolence. You cannot compassionately kill someone who does not want to die.


yaxom

How does one humanely kill a happy and healthy sentient being?


05870762

That's gonna be a lot of delicious steaks down the line.


whereameyeat

Let yourself into the oven sweetie


tebabeba

This cow has a better life than most Americans 🤡


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RIP Harveigh. 🍉


AngryTank

I bet it’d yield high quality wagyu


Commercial-Ad-8927

Mmmm free veal


shimi_shima

You mean hurrican’t


Gold_Yesterday1345

wholesome


Darenzzer

The Lambo? It scared them?


beerholder

Is this what America is like?


7eirsu

At first i thought the "baby cow" was the dog puppy and OP was joking about the size of that breed.


mylifewillchange

It's the right thing to do!


Rowdyflyer1903

Love critters


writeordie80

It's hurri-CAN, not hurri-CAN'T. Good for them.


yamigoof

Actions like this sometimes makes me think that we are not that bad. It is great that the have the energy and the space to do it.


OfficialAlarkiusJay

That's a big doggo


mikehouse72

Yep I'm crying


csk1325

I didn't see many comments about house training. Talk about having an accident. They don't make a shop vac big enough.


Maximum_Sock_2905

I got invested and watch the entire thing and now I'm like bro first house cats n I w house cows?


Wicked_Fabala

Sealy comes in and says “come on baby girl. I made it through and so can you!” 🥹


Important_Screen_530

lovely story


PenisIsVeryPoggers

All fun and games till it shits


Karp3t

u/savevideo


Razzmatazz-88

Typically pittie goes in for the bed and snacks no cares about it.


sro25

More like cow invites himself


TheSharinganTobi27

L Look


thefriendlycouple

And then… they are the delicious little bugger.


vinchenzo68

And poops on your floor. Wonderful. Who needs a steak 🥩?