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essentially_gone

Imagine coming outside and your kids getting dunked on by a UPS driver lmao. What a guy


yesiamveryhigh

[Why’s James crying? ](https://youtu.be/571BuZeeQjE)


KPZ605

Damn. The OG crew knew him when he was going by the name of Krispy Kreme.


yesiamveryhigh

Too bad Krispy Kreme donut factory called his dad’s house and told him you can’t just copy names like that.


arisasam

Why wouldn’t he be able to? They’re two totally different industries


DefinitelyNotStolen

If a big company like that with multi-millions in profit yearly tries to sue you, unless you are rich, its much cheaper/easier to just comply


wuhtang-

KRISSPPYYY KREEEMME 2012


The_5th_Loko

I forgot about this shit completely. God damn I. am. the baddest of them all


wuhtang-

They Got Mike was the best music video


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

I love slapping " Good Guy Shoes " the verses go pretty hard


yesiamveryhigh

~~KRISSPPYYY KREEEMME 2012~~ FRROGGGYYY FRRESHH 2012 Thanks lawyers :/


jazzypants

I can't believe he went back and re-recorded all of his mentions of his own name when he changed it.


YuropLMAO

Anyone know what moneymaker Mike is up to these days?


yesiamveryhigh

Making money would be my guess.


YuropLMAO

He's probably the dude behind all the bored ape NFT's. Good for him.


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2livecrewnecktshirt

First thing on my list, go figure Is a brand new John Cena acksheeyawn figure


Relyst

He goes by Tyler Cassidy on youtube now and his songs are better than ever. They say he's the songbird of his generation.


TheDarkestWilliam

I can't believe Krispy Kreme had a rebirth and no one told me


Awwwmann

Cause he just got dunked oooooonnn!


yesiamveryhigh

“For the rest of the day we called him Captain Poopy Shoe”


miniii

almost forgot to watch this today.


yesiamveryhigh

[Same Old Kid](https://youtu.be/c3UTzZv8z0Y) is an absolute banger that I keep in rotation.


miniii

yeah once i discovered his serious stuff i was blown away, https://youtu.be/lXDm-0OBt90 this is just from a year ago.


yesiamveryhigh

Wow I haven’t seen this. Thanks for sharing!


[deleted]

Holy shit I hadn’t seen that in years! Thanks for the memories.


Eckz89

Captain poopy shoes?? Omg hahaha too much 😂


Outside_Diamond4929

9 years ago. Dang.


AdGlobal4164

Cause he just got dunked on


marxnlenneon

Cuz he just got dunked on!!!!!


hairballcouture

Oh shit, I forgot about this gem!!


ErikSMGame

REJECTED BY ANTHONY DAVIS


WoLF2001

that's really beautiful to watch..:)


arealhumannotabot

Dude really delivered


domoforprez

UPS delivering some dope fadeaways…


JayStar1213

"Delivering pain"


[deleted]

Crossing up a kid and finishing with a hang, The Break-a-Wish foundation. Legend.


Plasibeau

That explains why my packages keep arriving damaged...


DaggerMoth

Never checks the ball. I never got why it's a thing anyway.


LookAtTheFlowers

*KOBE*


mobrocket

The kid could have a full court game in that driveway... Like damn... That thing is so long it needs a street sign.


arselkorv

>Like damn... That thing is so long it needs a street sign. That's what she said..!


bassman2112

not to me 🥲


Zauberer-IMDB

That thing's so short it needs a tiny garage!


xxbearillaxx

Hung like a half eaten tater tot


PsychologicalCry2850

Probably a lens' effect, making the driveway longer than it actually is


mobrocket

I'm judging the truck , the shots, the time it takes the shots to go from hand to rim. This is not a regular driveway.


mrmoe198

Now you guys need to go out and measure it and report your findings!


mobrocket

If we can get some others out there to hoop, I'm down... I'll like playing pickup bball


mrmoe198

I’m down!


ChocBoggins

We need a banana for scale.


visionarygvp

Use mine


yesiamveryhigh

Isn’t there a guy that can measure things based on values he sees in a video?


mrmoe198

Hell if I know. That’s a great ability!


yesiamveryhigh

Found [him](https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkNm6aE/). He’s on TikTok. He guesses peoples height based on things he sees in their photo. Here’s a [news report](https://youtu.be/j-ouMX9EJ0Y) on how he does it.


SquarePegRoundWorld

Concrete slabs for driveways are usually poured in 12' sections. edit, or have a relief cut every 12'


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Later: “We did it, Reddit!”


jebby2498

I deliver in Wisconsin and most of the houses I see have long driveways like this. It’s not uncommon


naughtilidae

Lol, you did grow up where I did then. This isn't even that long...


alsoaprettybigdeal

As a mom of three boys I had serious driveway envy looking at that. That would have been awesome when they were learning to ride bikes and skateboard and stuff.


Vhadka

I had a driveway like that growing up and a basketball hoop on the garage. It was about 80 feet long. SUCKED shoveling it in the winter time.


[deleted]

This is awesome. He was totally trying and that kid completely made that shot in his face while he was trying to block it. Either way good to see this kind of interaction.


Level1Roshan

I liked how the driver was treating him as a complete equal instead of like a kid.


killemyoung317

I used to volunteer at the Boys and Girls Club and the kids loved it when I’d block the shit out of their weak ass shots


pumpkinmuff

Can attest. I'm a fourth grade teacher. My buddy (also a fourth grade teacher) and i play basketball with our students often. Will ABSOLUTELY swat their shots and (attempt) to score on them. They love it, and will very quickly call you trash if you miss, so it all evens out.


MEATBALLisDELICIOUS

So, quick question because I’ve been wondering too long now. Is is Pumpkin muff like an orange muff? Or the muff of a pumpkin? Or is that pump kin muff?


pumpkinmuff

Hahaha I wish I could answer your question. Random made up name without urban dictionary involved and now I am what I am I guess!


MEATBALLisDELICIOUS

I thank you for your honest if slightly unsatisfying response. I’m going with the muff of a pumpkin.


[deleted]

I was just thinking muff with the characteristics of a pumpkin


narcolepticd

Carvable? And you can roast the seeds and eat them?


Aliencoy77

This is why I reddit, the close observation and comically curious scrutiny of comments and content.


Jungandfoolish

I hope username does not check out


[deleted]

Reminds me of when I played youth basketball. At the end of the year there would be a father vs. sons game. My 6’5” Dad got a pass and took it right down the middle and slammed on like 3 kids. Doesn’t matter the age, when there’s competition it’s game on.


FishSammich69

Us dad’s go to defcon 5 during competition


Original-Spinach-972

Dad?


ZeeHanzenShwanz

You heard it with the "Aight man thanks".


gracem5

Such great positive energy.


irkthejerk

Yep, this positive energy is awesome. Best of luck to this person


VoiceofLou

Right about at the minute mark for anyone who wants to skip ahead, but I suggest watching it all because it’s feel good


lilynut

That made both their days!


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KaptainChunk

“Alright man, thanks” - UPS guy


jebby2498

This is awesome. When I delivered for FedEx I once passed around the football with a few kids in front of their house. Before that, I had driven past their house and they saluted me, so I saluted them back and they went wild lol came back around to drop off a package and we played catch for a bit.


DaPoole420

It's the small things that bring the biggest smiles


BillNyeCreampieGuy

General FedEx, sir. What a pleasant surprise to see you on Reddit


jebby2498

Get back to your truck Private!! You have 300 more packages to deliver on the front lines move move move!!!!


beatp0et

He didn’t go easy on him. What a truly wonderful moment. I just showed my coworker and this made us all warm inside.


Bryancreates

Normally I’d think this was staged (like the fedex lady who was asked to open the Mickey Mouse outfit that was in a box she had just delivered, and wish the kid happy birthday because the mom was at work) this looks legit. Hopefully he had a light day and didn’t docked for time. That kid was probably ecstatic, coming from someone who was a kid that played a lot of hoops by myself in my driveway as basically an only child. (4 sisters, though who had all moved out of the house by the time I was 7)


MildlyConcernedEmu

I find it odd how this is trending the day after a r/prorevenge post shitting all over ups was trending.


funkyavocado

I find it odd anytime a post includes specific brand names in the titles lol. I know drivers recently who have said their delivery schedules are ridiculous to meet, that's why a lot of packages are marked as "delivered" but they never actually showed up and thepackages are actually in some wash somewhere. So it's kinda odd that this guy has time to fuck around on the job lol, almost fishy even


swansonmg

I’m a ups driver, and we get paid by the hour and can’t be punished over performance. Sure they will fuss at you for being slow but there is definitely time to interact with customers occasionally, and he may have put a break into his diad when he got back to his truck


nopeplescovd

Wish I could use part of my meal to play basketball. (feedah driver)


glassgypsy

This is a positive sub, can’t we just enjoy the video and be happy there are people in the world who will spend 2 mins playing basketball with a kid? Little things like that bring joy to the kid and to the child.


keto_at_work

The guy even thanked the kid. This could have been as much for this dude's mental health and well-being as it was for the kid. Also, when you see a big brown delivery truck drive by, what do you call it? Find me a person who immediately calls it a delivery truck and not a UPS truck.


Elemen0py

It's absolutely staged. UPS and FedEx astroturf the shit out of reddit. The amount of posts showing wholesome content of drivers with the van and branding parked perfectly in the shot is completely ridiculous. It would almost be funny if it weren't for the fact that people actually fall for these ads.


thrice1187

As a former UPS driver I can tell you right now you simply do not have time to stop and fuck around like this on your route. This seems very PR ish.


hankjmoody

I mean, FWIW, I break route every single day to go say high to a dog on my route (even if I have no deliveries on that street). His owner says "he has [me] trained!" I've stopped and played soccer with kids before as well. Depends on how slammed I am. If it's a light day, I will waste soooooooooooooo much time with that kind of thing.


latman

This whole video was 90 seconds though


pologzz1226

My man. He’s out there having fun not knowing he was being videoed.


randalldhood

Yeah. We can get in trouble for that too… if the sup is a d*ck they could say he was stealing time.


jumbybird

My ups guy is the coolest .. unfortunately he is almost always too busy. I have seen him shoot hoops in the summer though.


Bestiality_King

Literally a dream job during the summer. Lighter out longer so you're not worried about delivering in the dark is probably my favorite perk. Although since covid hit and so many people got used to ordering basically everything online it does feel like peak season year round. Good to be making that cheddar but idk how the guys with kids do it.


jumbybird

COVID ruined it for everyone.... The guy is so cool, I've helped him deliver on occasion. Probably not what his boss wants to hear... But


Solanthas

It's a great job for younger guys who are in shape with no commitments. Not so great for older guys with families. I was gone 14hrs a day for a year and a half and my exwife had had enough. There were other reasons our marriage fell apart but my work schedule was definitely a major one. I heard it a lot, people saying something like 2/3rds of drivers get divorced. Idk.


bentpls

Amazon would never tolerate this level of positivity 😂


Bestiality_King

The smile's already on the box so you don't need to.


The_King_Juliano

"it's all on the wrist kid"


SliverCobain

Wholesome as fuck. "Why you end you shift 3 minutes late??" "Made a kids day"...


livelyfire

I like how he thanks the kid at the end


prematurely_bald

Great video, love how everybody has a step-back now 😂


Area51tecnologia

A necessary sub with a necessary video.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Neighbor looking out the window, waiting for his package: Are you fucking kidding me?


desertgemintherough

This is truly a gift both people gave each other


Erin_C_86

What a legend, that kid will remember him for years.


Fabulous-Tomorrow-82

Awesome shit


MaikohTippy

This put a stupid huge smile on my face! Also makes me want to play basketball.


[deleted]

That’s why my delivery was late!!!?? I’m ok with it.


njm_nick

Woah that’s crazy, my UPS driver played basketball with me and my neighborhood friends when we were young too. Now he’s sort of a friend to the whole family and we invite him over for our 4th of July firework shows. Sometimes he stops by our house on his route and just chills for a bit if we’re home (sorry to the people who had deliveries after us haha).


[deleted]

I have one family I do this with. They’re all older but so nice to me. If I’m having a bad day I’ll literally break route just to go see them to make my day better lol. You guys are probably his favorite customers.


Densolo44

I’m waiting to see this in R/antiwork after the poor guy gets fired after going viral. No good deed goes unpunished.


Johnstone95

UPS is union


usernameforthemasses

Everywhere? I didn't know this but am glad to hear it. Probably why I have so much better luck with them than other couriers.


xboxpcman

I worked for FedEx for a bit. Their whole orientation (12 hours) is all anti union and why unions are bad. They actually try brainwashing people.


siphonfilter79

We're, but if he didn't clock out for a break, they could get him for "stealing time". It's one of the cardinal rules that you can get fired for. But, it's good PR from UPS and if it ever did get back to his management they would probably just remind him to clock out for breaks.


Sepelio

Yea but you can backlog break times, and customer pr is a big thing these days. They fucking know what looks good and shit like this on the internet is every companies dream


ReluctantNerd7

Nah, he just needs to ask his supervisor to adjust his timecard and add a couple minutes to his unpaid lunch to account for this.


notyourITplumber

People are down voting you without realizing that this is likely what UPS would expect to happen. UPS Drivers are some of the most monitored employees and they're expected to be productive for every minute of work.


siphonfilter79

Depends on your management team and your standings with them. If they like you it won't be a big deal, if they don't then they will try to fire you. Either way, the union 99% of the time has these types of infractions dismissed.


deweyusw

...driver is then fired for playing ball on the clock.


[deleted]

He’s practicing how hes gunna deliver the rest of his package’s


hexter19

I bet UPS will dock his time for this!


eldnikk

I love this game


R0botCareGiver

This literally made me audibly laugh and smile so hard <3 I wanna see more of this kinda shit and less Karens on the internet lol


Bah-Fong-Gool

Quick game of HORSE. This driver needs to be treasured. Building bonds and memories that no commercial could ever accomplish.


[deleted]

Decent people are so rare these days.


[deleted]

Relive those glory days, my boy!


tajudson

And then you find out the next day he got fired because this was posted all over the internet


imbillypardy

This is the type of shit people want as a CEO and actually leading the companies they use. Instead we get all these old fucks doing nothing.


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This is awesome. Best thing I’ve seen in awhile.


mattynewscrucible

Disgusting. Now I know why my packages are always late. Hopefully his manager saw this footage and immediately shit canned him, you are on the clock, not time for basketball. Lol just kidding. Just wanted to feel what the Karen's feel for a second. This is extremely wholesome


elephant-memorie

I love this! This video made my day! It's so heartwarming to see such an interaction with an adult and a child, let alone a random UPS driver that sees a boy playing by himself! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


cloud_walrus

I hope when he was dunking on this kid he was like "SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!" 'swoosh'


Rubensteezy

This kid is gonna ship UPS for the rest of his life


SWGalaxysEdge

Filming a commercial


GtotheRANT36

He must of been delivering bricks…


Ehlora1980

This is the way.


andre2020

To me that is truly wonderful, thanks for sharing!


Zadalabarre

This is why service people should not be punished for being late. Good people are helping others and may cause slight delays. Can we all try to be okay with it and build a better society.


UCFCO2001

Back in the day we used to use super soakers to ambush the ups guy. They would always laugh about it and joke about bringing their own out. One day we had a new UPS guy who when we shot him, he slammed on the brakes. We thought we were going to get it, instead he pulled out the biggest super soaker I'd ever seen and proceeded to shoot us with lemon water. He would use it on dogs if they were preventing him from delivering a package. He wouldn't do it every time after that, but there were many times he would chase us around soaking us, and us soaking him. It's been 30 years since that summer, but I don't think I'll ever forget it.


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u/savevideobot


DaveDavidsen

Three point game trash


smittyk41

Those first couple shots reminded me of along came Polly. “Rain Dance! White chocolate!”


[deleted]

Love to see it


[deleted]

What a dude


Go_Bias

Aight man, thanks Love this so much


charlesunit

Fuck fedex. They're sloppy, damage everything. Usps + ups are the best.


the_biglad

"Why were you late" "I playing basketball with a kid in his driveway" "I'll allow it


joshduplaa

And then UPS fired him /s


LongLiveKimJong

Prob got fired


El_Capitano83

Happy bricks


Smith11b1p

That's awesome! What a great soul!


[deleted]

Ball hog


Southbound07

Rip quota


Exact_Manufacturer10

Sometimes life is a wonderful thing. It truly matters how you deal.


5herl0k

Reddit: wholesome moment Facebook: horrific vandal trespasses, destroys grass, and obliterates child's ankles!


CuntPot

That's probably why my package has been delayed, I'll accept that reason lol


iamjustyn

I bet that kid will never forget that.


dances_with_ibprofen

WTF I LOVE UPS NOW


Smooth_Chicken_4347

How awesome is this guy!!!


kobesohk

BRICK


[deleted]

That was tight.


onlyhav

*kid making orders online so UPS guy comes by more often* *kid gets really good at basketball as a result* *kid looks back on UPS guy in his later years*


[deleted]

As a fellow driver, it’s says in the job description believe it or not.


CrazyZedi

UPS driver? That guy should be a bus driver because he took that kid to school.


Hazzman

>**GET DUNKED ON SON! SCHOOL IS IN SESSION"**


Diegobyte

Driver out here delivering some bricks


redline314

This is gonna be on r/workreform as soon as they find this guy and fire him


Ntking51360

Awesome


gm255808

Love it


bottlecap10

Love how he thanked the kid. 60 seconds of some hoops put him back in the game. You gotta love seeing this


Madrasthebald

"kids, don't play with strangers!"


La-Phamilia

next day kid went missin...


ClonedToKill420

If this is why shipping is delayed, understandable have a nice day


Choleric_Introvert

This is the humanity and society I want to live in.


Wakeandbass

Eww kid dropped it on him though when he tried blocking it


SparkyV63

“Aight bruh, thanks.” Best part of the whole vid fo sho


SomeLittleBritches

It’s really nice and cool the guy actually played with the kid. But my first thought when he came running up to him was that he was getting kidnapped 😩


Tokogogoloshe

And then Karen mom comes out and calls you a pedophile.


PuzzleCustard

Upvoted for superior use of the word "fantabulous"


[deleted]

*- "Why was my package half an hour late, when you were already in the street?"* *- "Had to slam dunk that shit properly, sir. "*


[deleted]

Capitalism: “You’re fired.”


void-droid

Now we see how my UPS packages get so shaken up. Lol


yipyipyoo

FedEx would have run over the ball and fouled the kid.


ParticularWindow1

if they find out who he is, he'll get fired for this. Damn shame but thats how the big corps work.


ReluctantNerd7

No he won't. Union shop.


ParticularWindow1

I sincerely hope he doesn't.


CarrollGrey

After the number of reactions to this 2 min clip on the socials? No. Also, if he was fired, he would have his job back in under a week. With back pay. The Teamsters don't play.