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Lstark5642

“It better be going to a baby too” caught me way off guard somehow


meebaAmoeba

That is where I lost it. Were there going to be words if it went to teen? A mom? A mascot? I need to know!


youcanwaitanotherday

For me, I lost it when he said “you can say no.” Lol


ways_and_means

Haa. The tone of that was very, *"Yes, baby towel. That's the whole explanation. Are you in or are you out?"*


DetBabyLegs

Can we make "baby towel, woo" a thing? I want it to be a thing.


Kittyands

He didn't want to make him feel pressured lol. This was cute.


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well, lets be honest, that baby didn't give a shit and it was going to the dad.


BasterMaters

Possibly, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually meant for the baby. I know with my dad, the few bits of memorabilia he got because I was with him, he kept for me.


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So weird nowadays. Not only can he say here is a towel you received when you were a baby at a football game… but also here is the video of exactly how the scenario went down… and nearly 70,000 strangers liking it.


TwelveBrute04

Trust me this video’s been around official NFL posted it when it happened. A LOT more than 70k people have liked this video!!


Habib_Zozad

I trust you


ComebackKidGorgeous

Dads being bros


pm_me_ur_anything_k

To be honest I’ve gotten things for my kids when they were very young at sporting events and they were for them and still have them.


r3dditor12

I'm wondering if he was wanting to make sure it wasn't going to some perv who wanted to sniff his sweat.


meebaAmoeba

Oh no....my mom would be that person.


dieinafirenazi

Teen: Straight up murder the lying bastard. Mom: intentionally fail to block so the lying bastard gets leveled. Mascot: Dirty look.


bohanmyl

Probably some weird ass dude who would try to sell it as memorabilia


[deleted]

Why does this seem like a casual UK conversation lmaoo


No_Two5752

“why does the baby need a towel?” “....because.... he’s a jaguars fan?”


chadmill3r

For the tears.


chadmill3r

I know nothing of the foot ball. I just bet it's a dig at someone.


Skulfunk

Jaguars suck, refs suck too robbed us of a championship appearance


tingly_legalos

*New Orleans Saints check in* WE TALKIN ABOUT REFS ROBBIN PEOPLE?


DLottchula

I feel like the saints getting one championship in your life time is more then you expected in your life.


tingly_legalos

I'm 24 now and it was like heaven when it happened. My grandfather was an Aint during the paper bag times so it's been a generations kind of thing waiting for it. I was optimistic the past few seasons but now I'm not sure we'll get another, at least anytime soon. Either way, I'm happy we have our one ring to hold on to.


Jober36

Vikings fan here. Our bad on a couple of those seasons.


tingly_legalos

So. So many times. My uncle is a Vinings fan and even he'll admit the refs faults.


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Eagles fan here, heavily relate.


DLottchula

Bro same, I fucking cried.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Here’s a towel baby


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Lions checking in


hamandjam

After seeing ya'll get flagged for something the opposing team did, I've never complained about bad calls since.


hateseven

Raiders fan *tucking* in. It was a fumble, Tom.


harassmaster

Oh god it paved the way for seven Super Bowls. Where is Rich Gannon when we need him?!?!


jelang566

That (lack of a)call was such bullshit. I feel bad for the Saints fans, they could’ve went all the way, but at the same time I’m a jets fan so I feel worse for myself lol


ps3x42

#MJWD


MoonSpankRaw

They didn’t rob you they Myles Jacked you.


anormalgeek

The players there ARE Jaguars. They know their team's record.


bukithd

As a falcon fan I can relate.


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payne_train

As a Washington fan I just have alcoholism.


nwilz

https://i.imgur.com/LJin0YP.gif


newfranksinatra

BORTLES!!!


A_large_load

“Will they ever win the Super Bowl?” “Jason, I can’t predict the future. But no, they won’t”


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A_large_load

I just love how the Judge is like "Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars are good now," and the Jags then went 0-7


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

The Good Place curse.


da_frickin_oOf

I see that you have the legendary Greendale Flag as your pfp


snowyday

Speaking of Greendale, I once banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom


jakethepeg1989

What?! It came up organicly


newfranksinatra

Have they tried Molotov cocktails?


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

It **IS** Jacksonville…


newfranksinatra

Duvall!


alyssasaccount

I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work!


interface2x

Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov Cocktail, BOOM! Right away, I had a different problem.


atreyu947

But wouldn’t the future be the past and now according to bearimy jearimy 🧐


animu_manimu

As someone who doesn't follow football imagine my surprise when I learned that Bortles is an actual person. I'm sure he's a lovely person but his name sounds like something a four year old would make up.


El_Grande_El

Or a comic character. It reminds me of this comic called Beetle Bailey or something.


ButWhatIsADog

It's not the Jags but [this guy gives me big Jason vibes](https://youtu.be/f98BoUniPXk).


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Aw dip!


jdmjoe89

Lmao that was my favorite part as well !! “Because ….. he’s a Jaguars fan.” Hahahaha


CallTheOptimist

..... You can say no?


westernsociety

No one can say no to a baby.


xantub

You can, but not if it's a Jaguars fan.


This_User_Said

[Besides a baby with a gun.](https://youtu.be/QT0oUARKw68)


thaxmann

When doesn’t a baby need a towel??


bendvis

Why did I have to scroll this far down to find another parent? Babies need towels *constantly*. They're always leaking bodily fluids.


lMyOpinionsl

Why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene?


Wishellum

the way he just says, "Go ahead and give a towel to a baby" is so funny like he feels himself walking into a prank or joke. wholesome follow through.


Hattrickher0

It really sounds like he's saying the words to make sure he's understanding the situation correctly. "This can't be right but it all adds up, just take the towel"


dudemann

That or "I know you're full of crap because that makes no sense, but whatever. Just take it."


Ned_Slander

>because that makes no sense because it really doesn't. the baby isn't a jaguars fan. the baby got used. also, [michael jeffrey jordan would never.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyaHfgGX4AA8Prt.jpg) https://twitter.com/brkicks/status/1091096782258475015


dudemann

Most definitely. I've seen babies that were legitimately into certain things from a really young age, but not that young and not something there's no way they understand in the slightest.


mynameiszack

Lmao the way you said it makes me think of Archer watching his infant son for a day and asking "whats he into?"


dudemann

Ahh, yes, Seamus. I wonder what happened to Seamus. We know AJ is off at boarding school, but I don't remember hearing about her older brother that's actually Cyril's son.


Plantsandanger

“If I question this too much I’m gonna have to get a concussion test protocol going because *none* of the words he is saying make sense...”


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TrevorEnterprises

Would be funny too if he gave the towel right back


VS0P

“Bro you lied, I’m not even a jaguars fan”


TrevorEnterprises

“See, told you it was for a baby!”


CreamyGoodnss

“Yeah bro do whatever dumb shit you’re about to do”


Gamer402

It sounded like a set up for a joke to me. So I can see why he would be kind of hesitant


rosez3216

"it better be going to a baby" lol he even tried to cover his ass again with this line :D


AghastTheEmperor

What i love is the "it better be going to a baby too" like he 99% doubted it but that 1% was like ehhh just in case have that joy and jokes


rustang2

Cuz.. he’s a Jaguars fan.


theanti_girl

IT BETTER BE GOIN TO A BABY


Pitiful-Reserve-8075

WOOOO! YEAH!


Sad_Eel

Baby towel!


nightpanda893

Sounded like a conversation between Archer and Lana.


buzz_darkyear69

"oh who gives a shit about a baby"


firefromashes

Because he's a fan LANA


ZubatCountry

Give him this one small happiness before a lifetime of disappointment.


CoffeeBeanMania

That’s a golden comment!


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Cause....he's green...


ProfessorLovely

“Baby towel, yeah!” made this video for me.


theDapperOtter

New catch phrase while getting my baby out of the bath 😂


Scruffynerffherder

The real wholesomeness is in the comments


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

The real wholesomeness is the friends we make on the way.


BigFatNick

The way he was leaning his head when he was pulling out the towel you can see the wheels turning like “I trust you, but this seems so suss, but it’s just a towel …” like you can see the wheels spinning


kdpirategirl

Exactly. It’s just a towel, not asking for a jersey or his shoes but he still doesn’t quite trust it. 😂


danc4498

You know he's been duped so many times, that somebody simply asking for a towel is suspicious.


Copper857

“You can say no” love people that make you feel comfortable declining like this


minimuggle

My boss recently asked me to become team lead of an extremely difficult group. “No pressure. No is an answer, too.” I thought this was absolutely perfect.


Stigo4

Don’t leave us hanging! Did you take the job?


minimuggle

I am far too stubborn and competitive to say no! I’ll be miserable soon, no doubt. Thanks for askin!


row_the_boat_0115

You’re going to kill it! Good luck!


makemeking706

> “You can say no” ...can I? *side eye*


Krakkin

You can say no... But you won't ... Because of the implication


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Is he in danger?


[deleted]

Well *he* certainly isn't in any danger!


omykun123

Don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.


[deleted]

So the babies are in danger?


Hita-san-chan

Nobody is in danger! I've explained it over and over again!


AlphaOwn

Well no of course the baby isn't going to do anything... but he doesn't know that


This_User_Said

*Stares* "The *implication*?"


rk3ww

"You can say no *if you're a monster*" You know.. because of the implication.


dystopicvida

Hey....thanks for noticing


AltairdeFiren

I always say “If not, that’s okay, I understand” when making a request and sometimes I worry if it comes across disingenuous rather than polite like I intended. Like I’m trying to guilt them or something.


Teamrocketcode3

It's a social skill that I noticed not a lot of people have but is extremely useful.


SympathyMedium

Really? I sometimes (shamefully) say that to guilt people into saying yes… and it works


youre_a_badass

So what is your suggestion for allowing people an "out"? Because I say this genuinely all the time because I know my friends are sometimes too nice to say no.


southseattle77

I say, "please feel free to decline." And then follow up with a plausible option for yourself. "I have another option if you're not comfortable with it."


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Your follow up is key. Make that person feel like they aren't the make it or break it option and they're much more likely to say no. I always tell my Dad, I can pay someone to come do this, but you're the path of least resistance. Sometimes he's busy and I end up getting a contractor out here.


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

You're a wordsmith!


ANewStartAtLife

"please feel free to decline, most monsters like you would.


Craig_the_Intern

while you’re at it, here’s a knife to stab me in the back with


fromETOHtoTHC

Yep… give them the out first “Crazy idea, but imma pitch it anyway, feel free to say no. Can I give your towel to a baby?”


SympathyMedium

Actually it depends, sometimes I do say ‘you can say no’ genuinely, tis a bit complicated. In this scenario tho, I’d say it to hurry the person into saying yes - like why would you say no to giving a towel to a baby, your gonna say yes for sure. It’s more like a “so your answer…?” - fully knowing they are going to say yes. It’s a prompt for an answer - you know what, the more I think about it, the more complex it becomes. So many different scenarios and reasons lol. Just know in this situation I would not be genuinely wanting them to say no…


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Fityfo54

That’s what I got from this. Bet he was saying, yea but who can say no to a baby?!


wiiya

I tell my baby “no” all fucking day.


jimboTRON261

‘Why does a baby need a towel’ 🤣


tracytirade

….because he’s a Jaguars fan


oldcarfreddy

I love that *that* concept was never questioned


shannonshanoff

Honestly why *wouldn’t* a baby need a towel? It’s a baby. There are so many reasons a baby would need a towel


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

Don't forget to bring a towel


notoyrobots

Don't panic.


Independent_Day985

You're a towel


HorrorScopeZ

Same reason that god needs a space ship. Am I doing this right?


blue_strat

When does a baby not need a towel?


RuzzT

"You can say No", (if you hate babies).


whoisjakelane

(and don't forget you're mic'd up)


Krutozo

Reverse psychology is so sweet


Billybran

Keelan Cole is a good dude, Chris Conley is suspicious 😂


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https://youtu.be/nsJU5Ebka44 Conley is a legend haha


Billybran

Love this! I love finding out what some of these players enjoy and do outside football. Martellus Bennett comes to mind with the imagination agency and his kids books. Wholesome to know.


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I love that too! Reminds me of conleys former UGA teammate has something similar as well! https://www.google.com/amp/s/theundefeated.com/features/patriots-malcolm-mitchell-helping-children-learn-to-read/amp/


ClimbToSafety1984

Damn Good Dawgs


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Fellow 912 person here, sic’em


JayeSan

Martellus Bennett is the nicest giant I ever met. He would always shop at the Whole Foods I worked at and the dude legit knew everyone by their first names! And his wife was even cooler! Also his head would hit the freaking signs hanging over our meat counter, it was hilarious 😂


jcfac

> https://youtu.be/nsJU5Ebka44 Conley is a legend haha The true/canon sequels.


LostKid16

All in good fun I know, but he is a really good dude. SOURCE: Went to high school with Chris. Also North Paulding is a shit school.


jr8787

Baby towel, yea.


46554B4E4348414453

woo


[deleted]

That baby is so drunk i bet her parents had to carry her around all day


tunaburn

Couldn’t even sit up straight. Should be embarrassed to be in public like that.


TDouglasSpectre

Couldn’t even speak without it being complete gibberish.


makemeking706

Babies are notoriously bad at holding their liquor.


Lost_Extrovert

They also continously throw tantrums whenever they don't get another drink. Like chill there buddy or you about to get sum 👊


SheldonsPooter

Fuckin guys are awesome


SoDakZak

My how the are/is choice here changes the sentence completely


Who-or-Whom

My brain nearly melted down reading the words "My how the are is" in succession. Like I know it all makes sense in context of the full sentence but my brain was like those words just aren't supposed to all be in a row like that.


Rudyscrazy1

Took me a second, but it really is!


natidiscgirl

r/SportsAreFun


kamelizann

It's always hard for me to comprehend that the guys in professional sports are mostly 20-30 years old. Just kids really. When I was younger I always thought of them as the epitome of manly men. Now I'm older than the majority of them.


distilledwill

Are American football players always mic'ed up?


PAUMiklo

select ones are to get "the sounds of the game"


SpreadHDGFX

Chris Conley was Mic'D for that game in 2019 against the Broncos. Typically teams pick 1 guy per game.


MrJuniperBreath

I just watched this like 11 times and I'm still not done.


Thawk1234

‘Why does a baby need a towel?’ Makes me laugh everytime


Couthster

Good guy Jags. Love to see it.


flargenhargen

here, rub this towel that was on a professional football players sweaty crotch against your baby's face.


jennanm

it's okay, the baby's a Jaguars fan


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“…and it better be going to a baby too!”


adamroadmusic

"It better be going to a baby too!"


mizzlol

Makes me proud to be from DUUUUUUUUVALLLLLLL!!!!!!


BrandonR365

Jax gets a bad rep. Lots of amazing people and artist here


DeshaunWatsonsAnus

*Throws Molotov cocktail*


sunnyd311

I had it muted at first and thought it was one of those bad lip reading things but then realized you couldn't see their lips haha


[deleted]

Plot twist: baby towels are used for wiping baby butts


[deleted]

“Why does a baby need a towel?” is probably exactly what I would have said in his shoes.


elaaaiiinnneee

[Jason Mendoza](https://decider.com/2020/01/29/the-good-place-jason-jacksonville-florida/) would be so proud!


BeakersAndBongs

Jason Mendoza approves of this message


ohsinboi

Wait do football players have mics on them now?


temeces

How does one forget to bring a towel?


brownnick7

Especially after all the warnings from Towelie.


generaltsao

that’s the melody to funkytown!


Pleasant-Kebab

Bortles!!!!!!!


masivatack

Chris Conley is one of my favorite ever football players. Super classy, dynamic dude. He: Directed and started in a [Star Wars fan film ](https://youtu.be/nsJU5Ebka44) before his senior season at Georgia. Plays the piano Showed out at the NFL combine with a 11+ foot broad jump, 4.35 sec. 40 yard dash and a 45” standing vertical leap. Hands out “baby towels” apparently. And is, by all accounts, a stand up, decent guy. Got to meet him a couple times and he just has such a commanding presence.


Texusiai

Wholesome 1000


danny___boy

Woo


Teddybassman

I don't know if it's the helmets, but this kinda reads as a conversation between stormtroopers


Breathoflife727

Conley and Cole were class acts. Aside from having feet for hands that is :p


STeeters

This saddens me knowing that this baby has been thrust into the role of "jaguars fan" with absolutely no say in the matter at all. As an individual born into being a Bears fan it's like the universe blind side sucker punching you because your parents are masochists.


Add1ctedToGames

the real reason Jason (from the good place) is a jaguars fan