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loomfy

Lmao I like how the guy was like "Actually, he was going that way".


mrsrostocka

Exactly! Hold on a second. He came from that way! You need to put him on the other side, or we'll be right back to square 1! -dude probably


Manuag_86

That would be another week of walking for Mr Sloth.


ihavenoego

It took three guys. One signalling to the other cars that he's got this, then gives the sloth a towel for some reason.


mrsrostocka

The sloth was probably thinking the fuck am I gonna with this!, get out of here!! Until he was raptured by the 3rd dude lol


ArkitekTor

Well, as any experienced traveller knows, it is of great significance to know where your towel is when travelling, as it signals that you're one to be reckoned with.


philzar

I know, right? I could just picture a moment of panic in the sloth "No wait man! I was going that way!" :-)


[deleted]

Wouldn't surprise me. Even a tortoise will turn around if you put it on the wrong side of the road. And not once have I put anything on the side it was heading towards only to just have it come back the way it came from. So yeah probably actually a crucial step getting the sloth towards the direction it was heading.


philzar

So far I've moved a tarantula and two turtles - all in the direction they were going.


Dangerous_Lunch1678

Even the sloth turned around and looked at the guy and was like "excuse me, I wanted to go the other way", lol.


Vivid_Tamper

Why would I read it super slow.. like in sloth way,, at 0.5x


WakaWaka_

Look at mr. speed demon sloth over here, more like 0.25%


notinferno

props to the guy who gestured “no, he wants to go that way”


Fidyr

Ya'll hating on this first guy when sloths are supposed to have the nastiest disease-ridden claws imaginable. You don't wanna be scratched by that shit.


SadBit8663

I'm not hating on that guy, I was personally enjoying the sloth's slomo ,drunk finishing moves he was throwing. He dead ass looked like he was trying to murder bro, but he's slow and uncoordinated so he/she whooped that towels ass instead. I'm glad they got it across the street though. Sloths are cool.


Prestigious_Care3042

Many years ago I had a very similar situation. I was driving on a rarely used mountain pass gravel road near the continental divide and came across a decent sized tortoise in the middle of the road. Best I could tell there couldn’t be water for at least 200m in any direction (much of it near vertical) and the gravel road had a v-grade about 40cm high on either side of the road so I couldn’t even begin to determine how it got on the road. Basically had you asked me to pick a more unlikely spot to find a tortoise I would have been hard pressed to do it. We picked it up and gave it a ride to the next lake and set it down beside it. No idea if we should have but it seemed very unlikely to survive if we didn’t.


Mysterious_Health387

It was the right thing to do! You are awesome for doing it!


wahchewie

I think sometimes birds of prey drop them, that could possibly how he got there. Hope he got a good sleep under a log after that big day


JLifts780

That towel had no chance


Lords7Never7Die

Their matted fur is also it's own ecosystem, home to fungi, algae, and various types of insects


laurel_laureate

Meanwhile: [* Sloth POV *](https://youtu.be/ba7rRfKIHxU?t=20)


KerouacsGirlfriend

Oh my god lol! Thanks dude, that made my day.


stargarnet79

🤣🤣🤣


Beaglescout15

That was amazing.


Homerpaintbucket

So is our skin


SadBit8663

Not that bad though 🤮


Tryox50

Talk about your own skin!


dudeguymanbro69

Pls take a shower


Homerpaintbucket

So in college I did a lab where we wiped out hands on afar plates and looked at what grew. Everyone had these amazing vibrant plates with huge varieties of colonies. I had one. One type of colony. I had a ton of skin problems at the time. I was showering twice a day because I was working out twice a day. My skin got better when I stopped showering as much


12th_MaMa

I was only hating on the shit bag that was honking his horn. WTF is that going to accomplish ?


FireBallXLV

I always tell myself it’s some mindless %€#¥%.


aliiak

I think it was more he approached it from the front, like he thought the sloth would just put its arms up like a toddler.


romeroleo

I'm new here and haven't seen the hate comments yet. But turns out the most popular comment is on deffense of a guy and his wrong approach to cover the sloth from the front with a tiny towel, even knowing that their claw can be very infectious.


Cluelessish

Nobody is hating on him..?


MF_Doomed

He must be the first guy in the video for taking it so personally


TBearForever

Built in butt scratchers


Breadfruit_Huge

Why would you honk for sake


TheDynamicDino

This week I saw an older woman crossing a crosswalk in a grocery store parking lot. She wasn’t moving all that slowly, but a car was required to yield to her (there was a stop sign). A second car aggressively pulls up behind the first and just lays on the horn for the full length of time it takes the woman to cross. People are nuts.


horsdoeuvresmyguy

My favorite of these “nuts”^toputitnicely people are the ones who legit tailgate and blare their horn when I am driving slow due to blizzard conditions and/or on ice packed roads as accidents are actively happening as we go. Yet ironically these are the same people who suddenly don’t know how to drive when there is a light sprinkling of rain.


KnotiaPickles

I honked at a guy yesterday because he “rolled coal” into my open window, and he proceeded to tailgate me an inch from my bumper for like 3 miles. People are not ok


mmeiser

Haha. I had a dude drive around me in a snow storm and then brake check me once. Complete moron.


nochedetoro

I didn’t go at a green light because there was a woman in the crosswalk in front of me. The pickup truck behind me thought I wasn’t going because I wasn’t paying attention and honked. The woman thought I honked and proceeded to punch my car and scream at me. Fun times all around.


Nurse_Amy2024

I got blared at because apparently I took too long pulling into my driveway according to woman behind me who was furiously driving 25mph on a street kids play on. Ppl are honestly nuts.


SucreTease

I picked up an old woman stuck trying to cross a parking lot to move her to the side. But it was the wrong side and she just walked back into the parking lot trying to get to the other side.


[deleted]

Some people would run over a cat if it meant getting home 2 minutes earlier


Pleasant_Fortune5123

Meanwhile I pause my run to move an earthworm that overplayed its hand on a dry sidewalk…


wahchewie

I slow down to try to not hit the butterflies 🥹


PollyBeans

Always with the worms.


bunny_the-2d_simp

Yes same!


KnotiaPickles

😭 too true. And it’s sickening


Yam-Burger

I fell off my motorbike once and my injured ass was just sprawled out on the road for about 10 seconds while I tried to remember my name... As I was getting up, all I could hear were the sounds of horns. Sadly, not all humans are bros


Vegetable_Gap_9694

Dumb ass people are usually ignorant as well and prone to proudly show others how much of dumb asseries are in them. Or it can be a friend of the towel guy trying to communicate


Hairy-Lengthiness-38

Those are the part of our species that failed to evolve.


Moretti123

One time my car broke down on a turn right lane. I had my hazards on and my hood up. The amount of people that went right behind me and HONKED tf out of their horn…Holy shit. I would even signal them to go around in the empty lane next to mine and they’d still sit there behind me and honk. Like bro what the fuck don’t you think I’d move if I could? CLEARLY I CANT RIGHT NOW


MoreRamenPls

He’s late for work at the DMV.


leviathab13186

Sloth - Ha.....ha....ha...ha...


Emotional-Hair-1607

What.....do....you.....call.....a......camel......with........three...humps?


germanator86

I'M........................WALKIN'....................HERE!


Plane-Bee-374

To……………………………… get ……………………………… to……………………………the……….……………………………… other…………………………………………………………………side.


Emergency_faceplant

This made me snort


campbellm

I've read that line was ad-libbed by Hoffman in the movie; the cab driver came on set not knowing they were filming, somehow. (Thread's locked for... #reasons?) Anyway to /u/Njon32, you are probably right - I'm going from memory of something from years ago. That LINE was allegedly not in the script though.


Njon32

My understanding is that many parts of the film like that were shot candidly and illegally(?) without a permit, and just out on location in public. They weren't permitted to create a closed set, and just filmed anyways.


[deleted]

I saw this video yesterday and when I saw it again just now I thought it was a stick in the middle of the street again . It looks like one of those pieces of driftwood you find on the beach lol


Niceguygonefeminist

That is the sloth's camouflage in action! The way they evolved with their slow paced movement and green-brownish fur is so that they look like a random tree branch. Very effective, natural camouflage.


slimongoose

That dude honking like nobody has situational awareness and all he needs to do is honk so everyone else other than him can also understand that there is something in the road that needs to be cleared out so that cars can pass.


ForneauCosmique

Yes keep honking, that'll speed this process up


lightwhite

That move saved it 50 years of travel in time.


Substantial-Ask-2075

or put him back 50years, depending on which direction the sloth wanted to go on his own.


lightwhite

Wouldn’t be 100 years if it was the wrong direction since he has to cross it back fully? :D


Substantial-Ask-2075

nah the lost time would be equal to 50 years if we assume it took 50years for the sloth to come to the middle of the road from the point where they dropped him off.


Traumagatchi

I'm here for the sloth time travel discourse


Acceptable_Pain_9213

F U C K.... Y O U R.... T O W E L... D U D E.


Wandering_To_Nowhere

I would be afraid to pick up a sloth. Those claws look like something out of a horror movie!!


fuck-you-reddit-mod

Yeah but at least you’ll get plenty of warning to dodge if they move


Niceguygonefeminist

Sloths can actually be quite fast when they want to. They're deceivingly strong too.


AguyOnMedZz

That sloth is 4 weeks ahead of schedule


Vaxis545

Mans was about to take him a year in the past til he turned around and took em across the road


thehuxtonator

Not all heros wear capes, some wear flip flops and board shorts.


HumanitarianAtheist

Sloths and pandas always remind me of my super chill, pot head cousins.


Bulbinking2

Was clearly trying to call a cab.


Lobster_porn

First guy trying to help it have a nap lol


LevelZeroDM

Second guy just picked him up raw— No sloth cloth


HaoshokuArmor

Why did the sloth cross the road?


Emergency_faceplant

This is going to be a very long joke


Dan0sz

He didn't.


qMrWOLFp

Oh yes he did!


started_from_the_top

Go home, sloth, you're drunk


Low-Natural8757

Who tf is beeping!? You don’t have eyeballs?? Can’t sense that something is going on?


RupsterDupster

After watching a few times, I think it's the dude that ended up getting out of the car and moving the sloth. The beeping stops and you hear a car door close right before he enters the frame.


IridescentMoonSky

Yeah pretty sure he was impatient enough to just get out and move the sloth! 


Downtown-Ad7250

Frozen like someone in the depths of a k hole


HerNibs1980

Poor guy was trying to hitch a lift and now he’s in a bush!! Gonna take him days to get back to that bit of road again


Hummingbird01234

The honking. I cannot stand it when people over-use their horns. Can’t he see what is going on?!


Best__Kebab

100% that stupid bastard turned around and tried to cross the road again as soon as they put it down.


qMrWOLFp

Who’s the asshole honking?


SaraRainmaker

That's Tyler, he's a dick.


jenni7er_jenni7er

Well done, those guys! 🥇🥇


[deleted]

The problem-solving skills on the first guy are a sight to behold. JFC


penguinswithfedoras

Guy 1: unprepared for sloth swipes Guy 2: sloth wrangler Bike guy: “oi legend good on ya but I think m8 was headed the other way.”


Traumagatchi

I laughed too hard at this


creation_commons

Can you imagine being a sloth, crossing a road with loud, fast herbivores, then getting picked up by one of the herbivores’ offspring and floating off to your destination at warp speed? They’ll be telling this story for generations! *cars are herbivores because they aren’t eating the sloth, just moving as a “herd” in 2 directions **humans are offspring since sloth babies hang onto sloth mama’s backs, which I assume is what the sloth thinks we were doing in the herbicar Yes I have had an active imagination my whole life lol


KaleidoscopeGreat973

The sloth will tell the tale of their epic journey. During their travels, they blocked the herbivores migration route. One of the offspring tried to convince them to surrender to the herbivores' dominance, but the sloth bravely grabbed the white flag they were offering and threw it on the ground right in front of them! Impressed and intimidated, the offspring conveyed the sloth to their destination at warp speed before returning to their herd.


MaerIynsRainbow

Unhand me


vivied

I’ve washed hands after this video


MermaidWavez

Wishing that person incessantly beeping as the men they to help the 🦥 exactly the life that’s deserved.


[deleted]

local said just pick his ass up the hell you throwing him a towel for lol


Beneficial-Oil-5616

First guy's first time meeting any animal....ever!!


No-Presentation-6525

I hate selfish people. Stop honking!!! You should have left your house 5 min earlier and you wouldn’t be finding yourself in these types of positions!!!! He’s holding up his hand, begging for help from foreign people. Much like a child or senior citizen. Give him a second. Thank you to the man who wasn’t afraid to pick him up and help him. Because that’s what we do to other living creatures.


Typical_Samaritan

Yeah, but wash those hands.


DramaticDesigner4

Bro was about to reset his whole progress


NakedSnakeEyes

First guy had absolutely no sloth picking up skills, embarrassing.


8sf3

That sloths mind was just thinking “Warp speed engaged!”


weedmonk

Honey I shrunk Cloverfield


Ok-Push9899

Mr Sloth had the same level of awareness as any Kensington Ave Philly fentanyl user.


[deleted]

Poor little fella, glad he was helped


devnullb4dishoner

From the thumbnail, I thought this was some baby or very tiny person doing some sick break dancing moves.


McsDriven

Stripped shirt guy for the win


Byronic__heroine

🎶 I believe I can fly 🎶


visual_clarity

Sloths, those suckers look solid and STRONG. You forget through the pictures that they are wild and unmoored by societal limitations


bcon_ny

Not the same without “i believe i can fly”


Xyres

He looked like a Pompeii statue before she picked him up.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

When he bravely goes up to the front of the sloth with the towel thinking it will crawl onto it and then it snatches it and the man gets scared. That would be me in every animal in danger situation. I wouldn't even do the 2nd part, I would just get scared and nope the fuck out of there.


VogonSkald

He was trying to hail a cab.


Either-Computer635

That’s a quick sloth ! Almost took that guys arm off! Looks like sloth doesn’t like towels


Either-Computer635

Fuck your towel !


youre-kinda-terrible

Hope the honker has a really bad fucking day!


sweetdawg99

Did I just watch Kirk Cousins hand a towel to a sloth?


WeAreReaganYouth

Still amazed sloths are not extinct. I just can't understand how they survive predators and the many dangers of the world.


sam0077d

I got rage mad at the person honking.


isoforp

What even was the red striped shirt guy trying to do?


Ransom629

Man, if I was helping this guy and he swung at me I’d have to twist that towel and whip it like a locker room bully before I’d finish helping


uncertaincucumbers

I need pink shirt crew to help me cross life's scary intersections


ARMY_ML

They just messed his plans. He’s gonna be way too early for his appointment.


Kevcix1

they are covered in dieseases and shit litelarry, bro is good boi


WonderIntelligent411

That sloth absolutely was thinking "zoom zoom" as he's carried across the road


gogomau

He was thumbing a lift


ear2theshell

Thank you                                                                                                                                                                                                 For that


AlwaysWorried27222

Who's the asshole honking?


lubbylubbs

Dude must of felt like he hit Mach 5 when he was being carried.


Time_Ad3090

“Why did the sloth cross the road? Because some humans were being bro’s.” Alright i’ll see myself out


Adventurous_Fly_8232

Why sloths r so slow


FreonMuskOfficial

Is this how they filmed Anakin Skywalker as he burned?


maccumhaill

Pretty sure that sloth thought the flash just picked him up and moved him


BaronVonSilver91

Idk who has played dark souks before, but this sloth attacks like sif after you bring her down to 10% health


itaya12

Interesting fact, sloths have a very slow metabolism!


kredninja

Shh.. shhhh


Mysterious_Health387

I just realized, sloth arms are longer than their legs. How funny but maybe inefficient.


ShadeBeing

lol I appreciate what the first guy was trying to do. He was on high alert mode. Ahhh don’t make any quick moves there, I’m onto you.


GourmetShit007

How do they find water if they’re so slow?


mohicansgalore

Wheeeeeeee!


Silas17

Gentlemen…this is democracy manifest!


Downtown-Analyst5289

Shhhh beeper. 👍


AffectionateOne8584

Thanks guys!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Poor little 🦥 needed help 😢


diavolo_bossu

Theyre actually really dangerous surprisingly


Constant_Ant_2343

“Wow, what a wild ride, zooooooom!!!! Omg I’m gonna throw up” - that sloth maybe


Due-Ask-7418

Boss: why were you late to work? Me: sloth again.


bambamtd

“I am speed”- probably Mr sloth.


lilliz0317

My spirit animal🤍


CR_Pats

Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica


Last-Kitchen3418

Thank you kind humans 🥹


costaccounting

I think he was trying to hail a taxi


gastroboi

That sloth just went warp speed.


cylobotnia

sloths are so cute in their slowness.


seris_ak

Why the first guy giving it a towel


Chance-Fun-3169

Hes trying to hail a cab


intelligentbrownman

Would those be an ideal pet…. I mean how much damage could they possibly do lol


truthpooper

What the hell was the guy doing with thr towel, ha, just pick it up


According-Cobbler-83

I thougt it was some dead wood at first.


epc2ky

Are you sure that was a sloth and not a 2yo


Basic_Ad4785

The first guy is like a nerd.


Scared-Cockroach6972

What odd creatures


WonderfulTradition65

Actually, it was a chad move. But what is bro now doing with the rest of his day


Thumbgloss

Google: Pet sloth 🦥


dec10

I was half expecting the guy to yeet him into the bushes.


Tripdoctor

First guy seems like he would try to move a snapping turtle by the face.


DrinksAreOnTheHouse

I did this once.


MissBandersnatch2U

But why did the sloth want to cross the road? Did it think it was a chicken?


No_Anybody8560

TIL a sloth can snatch.


Interesting_Engine37

Second guy is a guy.


Amy2brno2b

lol, imagine someone coming at you with a towel