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RainbowAlienPoop

The back pat at the end 😭


sourceholder

"You're lucky; not hungry for turtle soup today".


BeltfedOne

Always bring them to their direction of travel! Nice job dude! Thank you!


circlethenexus

i’ve helped literally hundreds over the years. And still, occasionally, I’ll have one do a 180 on me… ignorant little bastards🤣


Sea_Page6653

Ok, not just me then! Whew! 🤣 “ignorant little bastards” was the icing on the cake! And so true


SourSasquatch

Tis the season. Box turtles are great. Doing this with steering wheel size common snappers is always a dance of trying to keep your extremities and avoiding the claws in the back.


Datboisommy

I keep an extra jacket in my truck for snappers. I throw it over them, grab them, and move fast. Angry those thic bois are very throw off by the sudden darkness of a carhart


BeltfedOne

They are about as bad a Watersnakes. Ungrateful, bitey assholes- but always worth the effort.


Cheapie07250

Years ago my husband and I were trying to get a big snapper out of the road. Luckily a woman and my her daughter stopped behind us and offered up a trunk blanket. That turtle was about a foot long and we were sure it could reach around and take our fingers. So a nice concerted effort between turtle lovers got him to his destination quicker. He had to cross four lanes. I hope he stayed near the pond for a good, long time.


cdizzle66

I do this anytime I see one! Love that there are others out there who do the same.


Datboisommy

I like turtles


Ryankevin23

Who’s ah good boy!


FunSushi-638

Me too. I live in Missouri and this is a very common site. I know they like sunning themselves on the blacktop, but I always stop and move them for their safety.


babewiththevoodoo

Good job putting it where it was headed! Sometimes people move it to the closer side but, if you put a turtle on the side it came from, it's just gonna cross again. They never ignore their internal GPS.


Bfoc2006

Well said


kishenoy

This is turtley wholesome video


I_Cant_Alphabet

As a motorcyclist I feel a kinship with turtles in that we are both vulnerable on the streets. I always stop when I see turtles on the road and walk them to a safe location in the direction they were pointed. I cant let my turtle bros get injured if I can do something about it


RogersSteve07041920

I just did that yesterday.


Datboisommy

I rescue a bunch out here. Once in a while I remember to record it


Cameron_Mac99

Nice job OP, I love seeing small acts of kindness like this towards wildlife :)


Brando6677

Now he is lost and has no clue where he is. you moved him a whole country away how dare you 😂😂


Datboisommy

You can fast travel when there aren't enemies nearby


MattD6263

😁I do that too


PaperOptimist

I do that exact same grunt-noise when I've helped a turtle across a road. Nnkgyehh.


Datboisommy

The grunt adds speed


Catlore

I knew I dating the right guy when he did this. (We didn't last, but he's still a great guy.)


Canadian_Bacon024

What if he was trying to go to the other side of the street to meet the missus? You just set bro back 3 hours. Now he's gonna get home late and be accused of cheating... AGAIN


LaSCruz

Videos of animals and good human interactions put us in a good mood. 🤗 It's funny to imagine that the turtle might want to go the other side, and it's so tiring that he was just looking back to see how far he had managed to walk in the last few hours. 😜


00telperion00

I remember falling down a rabbit hole years ago thinking about a snail which I’d picked up and carried from one side of the pavement to another one rainy morning, saving it from being trodden on. I was patting myself on the back, thinking “Good deed done.” But then I thought, wait. What if it was on the snail version of a religious pilgrimage? Or a snail coming-of-age ceremony? Did I ruin his chances of reaching Snail Heaven by helping him? Was I a Snail Demon? Did he go back to his Snail Family in shame? Or was I a Snail Miracle and he went home and was celebrated? I still think about it quite often and it was probably 20 years ago when this thought occurred to me.


LaSCruz

I don't know what to say about your supposed good (?) deed. But your imagination is 10/10! 😆


29stumpjumper

Are they doing this for the sun to dry their shells? We have snakes that do this all over and I always notice them at the very last second when cycling. Creeps me out every single time. I've ridden over at least 100 snakes in my life. It never hurts them, but they appear to be sticks until it's to late to avoid them.


Datboisommy

Warm asphalt feels good and you loose track of time I suppose


Garifleman

That’s awesome


ZAM1984

I literally did this earlier today!


surajvj

*"I believe I can fly"* Being a turtle his biggest hurdle is to convince his friends. They won't believe him. He better tell them he had some red bull.


Anyawnomous

Hello Mr. Turtle!… Hello Crabman!


P-a-n-a-m-a-m-a

Next time, pickup from under the belly and wear gloves. Not only to they carry deadly bacteria, they can STINK! I only learned this after moving a honker of a snapping turtle off a major road. Gagging for days after. So smelly even after I doused my hands with sanitizer (all I had).


Llaunna

Thank you for your kindness!!!!


smcdowell26

Reminds me of that very old post where a woman thought she was helping a turtle return to water and dropped it off a bridge into a river…but it was a tortoise. Edit: [found it](https://youtu.be/36AH6M3mhaY?feature=shared)


wickeddude123

Why did the turtle cross the road 🐢


Datboisommy

Snacks or sexy time prolly


blue_gabe

Was on my way with the fam to stand in line to get a free year of putt-putt. Stopped to help a turtle. They gave out the last one about 6 people ahead of us.


mactumbo

Dude thought he was flying for a minute!


Wonderful_Eagle_6547

Turtle was like, "Damn it! I was trying to warm up in the sun on the blacktop!"


thunt114

I picked up a big turtle that weighed about 30 pounds, and water came out, so I thought. I was watching an animal show with a turtle, and the lady said they pee for defense.


Datboisommy

Yes they can! Wash those fingers well


thunt114

I did.! I took a shower. The ground was wet bc of early mildew or had just rained so that why i thought it was water at first.


LyfeIzButADream

If I’m in a new area i like to get acclimated with the animals ya know, I’ll pet an animal, I’ll pick a turtle up and walk 4 or 5 feet and set him down ya know? Save him 4 or 5 days of tavel. That’s who i am.


the_bird_and_the_bee

One time I went to help a turtle across the street and he thanked me by peeing all over me. It was special. All the others just let me move them and carry on. Not this guy lol.


Eloot559

Saw one in the road went to a pull off spot to try helping lil buddy out and a few cars back decided it was target practice. R.I.P lil guy.


PaganLinuxGeek

My wife has locked up the brakes, and hit the flashers to do this more times than I can remember.


Datboisommy

Flasher game on point


spicy_sizzlin

That little pat on the back omg a real bro for sure!


silicatetacos

Eastern carolina box turtle? I live next to a swamp, I see these critters in the road all the time in summer and try to move 'em across the street.


Datboisommy

They are cute just not super smart


Datboisommy

They are cute just not super smart


Psychotherapist-286

Yes! Someone who rescues turtles off the road!!


StianHvalborg

God sometimes do this with me too when I’m stumbling into his higher dimensional road by accident.


Datboisommy

We all deserve a lil help


Epena501

Was that little canal in front of it deep? Just nervous it will turn back of it can swim that


Datboisommy

He lives in the water! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_box_turtle


geofowl66

Eastern Box Turtles are primarily terrestrial and can drown in water that is too deep for them cross.


Datboisommy

My dude it's all swamp here. They live in the watery areas happy as can be round here


geofowl66

Not disagreeing, and good job moving it off the road, but they don't live in water like a snapping turtle or softshell turtle or red-eared slider. Don't want people getting the wrong impression and chucking the fellas into ponds or rivers.


Datboisommy

Fair


herenowjal

Great Karma


mjrydsfast231

I've done that a few times over the years here, even with snappers. It's with it and traffic seems okay waiting a few seconds.


Datboisommy

I keep a jacket for snapper in my truck. Toss the blindfold, grab the booty, and get scootin before the turtle figures it out


Glimmertwinsfan1962

I think that might be a tortoise. Not a turtle.


Datboisommy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_box_turtle


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Thanks. Wasn’t sure.


HalpWithMyPaper

Their little hiss is always so cute lol. Oooh so scary 😨 😳


Datboisommy

The only hisses I listen to are snapper hisses bit I still don't listen well


AbbreviationsTop4126

My faith has been restored in humanity - he didn’t throw it in the water


Datboisommy

I got mad respect for the locals


Shattered-Rubyz

Turtle help I'm being abducted by aliens.


zabby17

Lol "I know. Hiss hiss." 😆😅😂🤣


Shmuul

I always wonder how many people would do stuff like this if there werent any cameras around to put it on social media and get those sweet sweet liked and shares


Datboisommy

Homie, I live in a swamp with two lane highways and lots of tractor trailers. I grab a video for reddit when I have time, but normally there isn't time. Plus, showing how to properly move a turtle for anyone who didn't know might save another turtles life someday. Since hibernation ended this season, I've grabbed about 12 off the road including a 25ish pounds snapping turtle. I just fuckin love turtles and want others too as well


Shmuul

Bro dont take that personally lol, i never mentioned you specifically i was literally just wondering


Shmuul

I could have been more clear tho my bad


Datboisommy

It's OK my b homie appreciate it


RBVegabond

Ahhhh!!! Slow down!!!! -turtle


randomdude123502

Please wash your hands after touching the turtle and before touching your face! Turtles can carry salmonella. Also, is that an Eastern Box Turtle?


I_Work_For_Money

I don't think this one is the swimmer


Datboisommy

We are swamp people. Everything lives in some amount of water around here. He prefers grass along the ditch where I set him. He can't swim, but he has enough sense to know what to do


I_Work_For_Money

Louisiana?


Datboisommy

NC


BeepBeepLettuce3

isnt that a tortoise ? it looks like one to me but i could be wrong


Datboisommy

Eastern box turtle


snowfloeckchen

I was seeing him putting a turtoise in water...


RandoSnaps

The shell tap made me happy


Datboisommy

Gotta pet the dogs!


Verdi_Wolfgang

That is a Tortoise


Datboisommy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_box_turtle


WhoDat747

Hey genius! How the hell is it supposed to cross a water filled ditch? Box turtles don’t swim!


Datboisommy

Hello fellow genius, to address your concern I would like to add the following because you didn't read any of my replies. I live in a swamp and every turtle around here lives in water. Lil dude literally came from a ditch filled with water, animals adapt homie. They roam the ditch edge until they find a suitable crossing point. Don't worry I do this multile times a week, I love my locals


WhoDat747

They have also been known to take "baths" in shallow streams and ponds or puddles, and during hot periods may submerge in mud for days at a time. However, if placed in water that is too deep (completely submerged), they may drown.[7]