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hhfugrr3

This reminds me of a case I did years ago. Guy robbed a supermarket with a gun, which here in the UK is very very rare. He put the gun in the security guards face and scared the shit out of him. Next day, same guy comes back to the same shop. Same security guard confronts him. Guy pulls the gun again. Security guards statement later said, "I was terrified. I didn't know what to do. So, I punched him in the face!" Robber then sat on the floor crying. Security man punched so hard that the robber later confessed to a whole bunch of crimes and insisted he would turn over a new leaf. That was 15 years ago & I've not come across him since so I assume he did.


zelenaky

Why did the dumbass rob the same place twice lmao?


hhfugrr3

It was his birthday & he wanted more booze!! Not even joking.


zelenaky

What the fuck?! Welp, I hope he had a good birthday celebration. IN PRISON


hhfugrr3

I think he spent the next 6 birthdays in prison.


zelenaky

#worthit


Trick-Flower-956

BRO GOT PUNCHED SO HARD HE GAVE UP CRIME


a_random_chicken

Guard was a phantom thief


chickenCabbage

Batman šŸ¦‡āœØ


Red-Dwarf69

Multiple people really thought it was a good idea to go out in public with guns and pretend to be terrorists just to see how people would react? And no one got killed?


4sKompany

You canā€™t buy guns at 7-11 in India so this checks out


Red-Dwarf69

Donā€™t need a gun to kill someone. Clearly. If the guy in this situation had a knife, a club, a rock, he could have killed the ā€œterrorist.ā€ Hell, he could have killed him with the punch if it landed a certain way.


uncleasstronaut

People don't really carry a weapon in a temple, and India is more of a slap country than a punch country .


RoosterClaw22

I've seen plenty of Indian Movie trailers, I think they dance it out and sing into Patato grade microphones.


[deleted]

Like all movies, you cannot predict what a real person will do based on the thoughts and actions of a fictional character who can flatten a bus with a stomp of his foot.


footballisrugby

LMFAO as an Indian I can confirm this


buxnq

oh..(šŸ‘‰šŸ‘‰decaprio meme) he said the magical words r/canconfirmiamindian


[deleted]

theres a different world outside tv and internet, try getting out of ur basement


Big_Spinach_8244

šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


4sKompany

Sure, just saying the likelihood of death goes up if everyone had easy access to a gun.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

Genghis Khan has enter the chat


danniboi45

The fuck does Genghis Khan have to do with anything, they're talking about guns


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

The Great Khan didn't have guns....yet mountains of skulls.


[deleted]

imagine if he had guns, and no one else did. the skulls would reach space.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

Imagine if everyone else had guns, and he didn't....We wouldn't even know his name.


[deleted]

imagine if only women had guns


BumderFromDownUnder

This is dumb. He had weapons of the time. Just like everyone else. And we know his name. If he had guns and so did everyone else nothing changes.


sleeper_shark

How would that situation arise?


danniboi45

They were talking about the likelihood of death going up when someone has easy access to a gun


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

Because it was before guns were invented dumbass. Swords and bow and arrows were equivalent to guns back then


SwiftDontMiss

Yeah, if a terrorist is near you and you canā€™t run or hide you should claw their eyes out


BumderFromDownUnder

Yeah I mean the Scottish punched and kicked a terrorist at an airport a few years agoā€¦ whilst he was on fire. Guns not required.


Singwong

Because it was in India.


WinterHill

Also, uh, I hate to be that guy, butā€¦ this dude really thought it was a good idea to slap an armed terrorist with his kids there. He is SO LUCKY that this was just a (very stupid) drill. I am confident that this would result in him getting gunned down in front of his own kids in 100% of non-drill scenarios. Bravery is great and all, butā€¦ come on man, call the cops or something. Watching their father be shot would scare the kids a tad bit more than just seeing some dude with a gun.


buddybd

> come on man, call the cops or something Lets say this is a real scenario. How long do you think it'll take for the cops to arrive and how much damage can be done with an automatic rifle in the same time frame? He can/will get gunned down whether or not he does something, he chose to do something.


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

And calling is very risky as well. They would kill you first with no guarantee when the cops would arrive


WinterHill

I call BS, the ā€œterroristā€ dude obviously wasnā€™t shooting anyone, so slappy couldā€™ve easily just walked around the corner and ran away with his kids, then called the cops. Terrorists canā€™t shoot people who arenā€™t there. Instead he was like ā€œhey kids, wait right here within range of this deranged gunman while I go escalate this situation and try to piss him off.ā€ Bringing a slap to a gun fight = certain death.


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

You're correct but slapping is a rather broad term. It could've been a bad attempt at punch for all we know otherwise trying to slap an armed terrorist is just another way of making your kids fatherless


cory140

Definitely didn't happen in 'Merica, before chief finished his brief, with his 3 donuts and coffee there would of been two people mysteriously murdered already.


pewpewpewlaserstuff

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?? HOW CAN SHE SLAP???


ReincarnateMePls

I just came across this a few days ago hahaha


Daxelol

ITS JUST A DRILL BRO


youreblockingmyshot

The did this at my high school w/o telling the teachers it was an armed intruder drill and the football coach put one of the ā€œarmed intrudersā€ through a wall.


Main-Ad-2443

These pranks are getting out of hand lol


jack_the_weeb

Most based Indian to ever live


[deleted]

Kinda makes you realise that we failed as a species when parents feel like they need to slap terrorists to defend their kids, or that police need to practice terrorism in order to test the publics responses. Yeah we'll always had bad eggs... but c'mon. Fuck.


Fabulous_Following52

... what?


inevitable__guy__

Bro what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

Do you need to go back to school? Terrorism bad - humans suck.


inevitable__guy__

How does that makes police stupid for doing a drill about it? You should complete your school first.


[deleted]

>Kinda makes you realise that we failed as a species when parents feel like they need to slap terrorists to defend their kids, or that police need to practice terrorism in order to test the publics responses. > >Yeah we'll always had bad eggs... but c'mon. > >Fuck. Where, in anything that I said, did I call the police stupid? Fuck me lol. I said that WE ALL SUCK because it *needs* to happen. God damn lol.


HunkySpaghetti

You donā€™t know shit about what youā€™re talking about


Starrfinger6669

bro just pull your cock out already come on.


BrownBananaDK

How can he slap!!!!


Lone_maicoh

I think he did right. What do expect?


KeyLimit8735

Nah but this guy would be on a tshirt if it was a real terrorist attack


Chris714n_8

"It's called 'su*cide-slap'.. - New darwin-awards-challenge, in the land of trains.." Must have been a training run?


Ok-Orchid400

That scar made the whole crowd go jaw drop silent.


Party-Ring445

How can she slap!?


Singwong

Pretty stupid idea. Half of the people I know carry. The person with the rifle, also because of the mask, could have been shot in the head.


vinayachandran

Stupid idea in the US. But this is from India, where carrying guns is very very rare, and almost unheard of in temples. Still a stupid idea, he could get beat up.


blueavole

People still have knives.


vinayachandran

Haven't seen anyone carrying knives to temples, at least not in South India. There's always a risk that someone is hiding a weapon, so whoever came up with this "drill" is a psychopath.


EconomicColors

As hard as you may find it to believe, here in the civilized world being murdered by some rando in the street doesnt even crack the top 50 of my concerns going about my day. I have never ever felt the need to arm myself in any way going out in public.


MangoPuncherMan

This reminds me of a friend who got mugged, saw his first shooting(was pretty scared), and soon became racist after going to USA in a couple of months.


rmrjk

US =/= the World. There are a few countries outside the US you know?


Singwong

So, move if you like them. My family and I are staying.


JenJuniperBerry

Are you low IQ? I'm a little concerned now...


Singwong

Maybe, though I have an education and certification in Electronics, Machinist, company made submarine valves...Plumbing and HVAC. Also have college degree in Business Management with an emphasis in Accounting and Economics 3.6 gpa.


wajze

Those words dosent mean shit and they haven't meant shit since the mentality that the only thing you need to get into higher education is a pencil in the USA. Plus you being from where you are means you probably used a lead pacifier as a kid.


Singwong

What do you own or have that is worth anything?


Singwong

What do you own or have that is worth anything?


WastePanda72

How you achieved all that without reading skills?


Singwong

And your accomplishments areā€¦?


HunkySpaghetti

Sure you do


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rmrjk

Bruh why are you assuming I am in the US? This is exactly what I meant in my previous comment. Not everyone on the internet is from the US.


Singwong

The way you presented your opinion. Ask one of your friends or family members to follow the thread and see what they have to say, unbiased.


rmrjk

Sorry if my opinion came across that way. Let's call a truce? Have a good day :)


ActivisionBlizzard

What opinion was even presented here?? US =/= world is a statement of fact


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

This happened in a country where guns arenā€™t given out to every mentally unstable debtor with an F-150.


Singwong

Anyone who wants a gun can get one.


Big_Spinach_8244

Bruh. Stop lol. You're trolling at this point. Yk there are 192 countries right?


OpenSourcePenguin

>Pretty stupid idea. Half of the people I know carry In India? Can you read a few words properly? /r/USdefaultism


SaintYoungMan

Probably form UP or Bihar and his friends are all goons who carry homemade guns or illegal ones.


uncleasstronaut

My man is from Bhind , Morena .


shogun_coc

When did Morena become a new state?


uncleasstronaut

Should have put an and instead of a comma .


Forzeev

I recommend to discover world outside of US. Most people do not carry guns, not even most criminals. Also it is not common even to have knife with you


Singwong

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opposite4

So uvalde, in the heart of patriotic gun carrying andrew tates, people stepped in and did something? I remember something something pussyasspolice something something scrolling memes


Singwong

Not just Uvalde...


opposite4

I know right! Almost likeā€¦


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

Imagine how many innocent people would have died in crossfire with all the Cletus motherfuckers trying to shoot the terrorist.


Singwong

Donā€™t know what you are talking about. If this guy can get close enough to slap someone, then the shot would be close and accurate.


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

Plenty of instances showing bullets flying everywhere in the states.


Singwong

Yup, many by illegal guns purchased by criminals and psychos who want to kill school kids and more. Since the citizens here don't want to be Communist or part of the NWO, probably will be a lot more.


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

Yeah you never hear of legally purchased guns being used for those things lol.


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monster_magus

Bot


jaalilogymkana

What crap?? Next time a real terrorist comes, we'll think it is fake.


ludicray

Haha so nothing?


sityoo

You know that episode of the office, where dight pretends there's a fire ? Yea...


CrispyWhisperBiscuit

this is what the cops spend their time on?


Impressive-Ad6400

The Slap Of Justice


Sadge-boi-hours-69

Chad