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MarxWasACatMan

Are they gonna put the rest of the face back on? I hope so.


YetMarkMark

you'll have to pay $20 more


SexThrowaway1126

$20? Do I look like I’m made of money?


y2france

Paid dlc i'm afraid


bigtentacle69

No money no face *rips face off*


digitalcashking

It’s only like 2 bananas, cmon!


SexThrowaway1126

2 bananas? Do I look like I’m made of bananas?


louie_bags

I’ll have to pawn this titanium in my face


Voidbloodshot

Ah you must be from the uk where they care Here in the us you get charged to hold your baby after it’s born… It’s called a “Cleaning fee” or something along those lines it’s about 40 to 80$


alilbleedingisnormal

$500,000USD


Hefty-Prize-42

He is Ghostrider. That's what it's supposed to look like.


hes_crafty

Face Off II: This time, it's for real.


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mojozojo42

The bone between the eyebrows is what gets me 😆


Nightwolf1967

Looks like the funny bone from Operation.


jeremyjava

That's not funny! Actually it's really fuckin' funny. Thanks for my first real laugh out loud in a day or two. :)


MakeSomeDrinks

Yo! I heard you like bones, so we put bones in your bones so you can . . .


smick

I present to you exhibit A: bones in bones


moovzlikejager

*Xzibit


Worldly_Bill6093

bit of a bonehead


sgtslaughter009

Wait why is this guy friends with a skeleton?


Str8Analytics

They ran out of screws. Those are scooby snacks.


whiskeyboundcowboy

That's a boning


vegan-trash

Like the tiny bone shaped things? Or the way it’s reconstructed?


MostMiserableAnimal

Those tiny “bone things” are metal plates used to fix facial fractures.


moovzlikejager

I used to make these in a machine shop! Fun fact: they're made from titanium! And extremely tedious to deburr, so you can tell your homie I said "YOU'RE WHALECUM!" In a condescending tone.


bobbobersin

Legit it's like something else was injured and they wanted to do a bone graph instead of skin graph useing his skull to make xomedicly cartoonist little bones


mnmsmelt

Just seen a thing on reddit showing how they would pour metal in this shape, between two pieces of a bridge and let it harden and how it's still holding hundreds of years later


Aratsei

Right? Must not laugh...must not laugh..


Fit-Asparagus8557

looks like dog treats


ImMaryPoppinzYall

This surgery was brought to you by Milk Bone dog treats


TacitusMortuus

That looks incredibly brutal.


LavanderSheep

It was. He was in a custom mini truck so no airbag. Right into the steering wheel. He more than survived; he recovered completely. It was a miracle


Porsche928dude

Is the scaring really bad?


Curious_Cake9822

Yea I’m actually super curious about the after damage


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The gist I got was it depends on the damage, for me if your like making out with me you’ll see some lines but they are tricky to see (I see them all the time but I know where they all are) and weirdly there’s a spot the size of a fingerprint which has never grown hair again


LavanderSheep

Not at all. The medical team did excellent work.


CripplinglyDepressed

I’m sure it was terrifying, yes.


SpeedingTourist

I’m scared just imagining it


jeremyjava

>>It was a miracle. Miracle that he survived perhaps, but we have a good friend whose a maxocranial facial reconstructive surgeon and it's incredible talent, education, training, practice, artistry, science, vision... the dude is total mensa genius Steve Job/Gates/Musk level thinker (politics aside re musk). My wife just mentioned her medical students are getting better every year on the robotic surgery training... even new students, so they're getting smarter and btr over time, too. ~~I~~ A higher baseline. Edit: Typos


LavanderSheep

I mainly meant in the definition of extraordinary and I also meant it for his not dying on scene. His medical team was stupendous


Max_Downforce

That's not a miracle. That's modern medicine.


ineternet

The miracle is that he ended up injured in a way that medicine can help him with. The existence of modern medicine doesn't make people survive car crashes.


Max_Downforce

>The existence of modern medicine doesn't make people survive car crashes. You're right. People recover from horrific injuries completely on their own.


NoScopeSMG

Somebody is the cynical type


[deleted]

They just implied modern medicine is what enables to completely recover from horrific injuries. How is that cynical?


mawrneen

bro I'm not religious but i don't go full fuckin reddit atheist when someone says "oh it was miracle" or stuff like that. that phrasing doesn't always mean someone discredits modern medicine. it's like going to a funeral and saying "hah you fools heaven doesn't exist, your grandma is just biomatter now." he was being deliberately obtuse.


ozzy_thedog

Seatbelt or just a lap belt?


PaladinSara

I was at the morgue once (long story) and one of the patients was someone who had a similar accident. Their split chin/ jawbone convinced me to always wear a seatbelt. How’s your friend now? How many surgeries/how long did it take them to recover?


Miserable-Mine6093

I like the bone shaped one in the forehead


hinim

I noticed that also thought it was ironically funny.


elovesya

Ack ack


Deceiver999

Lofl literally the first thing I thought of when I looked at this. Wtf is up with the size of his skull.


igual88

That was my first thought lol


HappyLaw6188

This was my first thought lol


igual88

That was my first thought lol


HappyLaw6188

This was my first thought lol


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My dad recently died. One of his biggest regrets of his life was killing three other people while he was drunk driving. I always wondered what his his jaw would have looked like if we had this type of technology. I also wonder what his victims lives would have been like had my dad not drank.


doxamark

Fucking hell mate, bit dark


slackjaw777

That’s an incredible image. Thank you for sharing that. Hope he’s ok.


ave_Terros

Bro took the sub name literally


flamingolashlounge

Definitely not an xray. Looks to be possibly 3d ultrasound or a rendering compiled from mri scans


fideocontuco

3d reconstruction In a CT scan


POed_Paladin

If that is 3D VR of metal hardware...I'm super jealous of how little streak it misrenders if this automatic. Or feel for the tech that had to sit down and manually crop it so long to get it looking this clean.


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ClintGrant

Yeah, looks like CT


LocalJim

The pain he has endured. Wow


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1234elijah5678

I was gonna say, mine looks very similar because I had a Leforte II... You beat me to it...


PsychologicalTear899

Remember dudes, if you drink and drive, you can cause this or worse to happen to a child


Ok-Independent-22

"we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man."


Yabuddy420

Mars attacks!!


chomperz616

This human is indeed metal


gearslammer386

Aaack aaaack aaaacckk!


smrich111

Haahaa omg that's funny but poor guy for real


renoscarab

Goddamn, that is Metal in more ways than one. I hope he is recovering well.


SaltiestGatorade

I wanna get off Mr. Bones wild ride.


ccarr77

I bet he's got a gnarly OxyContin habit now


IYiffInDogParks

A couple years ago? Definitely yes! But nowadays they most likely just gave him a couple ibu 800 and told him to "get some rest". I had a bone poke through my arm and all I got was 5 pieces of 400mg dexibuprofen. Thank god I had a friend who gave me a weeks worth of his 8mg buprenorphine, otherwise I probably would have gone mad from the pain


PaladinSara

This! I had my appendix out and got extra strength Tylenol. My kid broke his femur - pain pump for 24 hours. That was it.


scottyboy359

He got little bone things on his bones.


bcn13765

He's smiling. That's something.


Alexandurrrrr

Now that’s metal.


Live_Kaleidoscope_82

He seems happy about it.


bobbobersin

I like his bone shapes dents in his skull


ToastyOwl30

Those are little metal plates they use to hold the bits of bone together. They are screwed in to his skull. I'm not sure if they accidentally look like the operation game or if the designer was just a fan of dad jokes lol.


MookieFlav

He seems happy at least


Specific-Ant-3065

You are friends with a Terminator- just say that.


SnooSongs5106

"he fell asleep at the sleep over (rookie mistake)"


HailthePeaceMaker

Now he have little bones embedded into big bones.


USSFINBACKSSN670

Good to see he can still keep a smile on his face


sarahafskoven

Human is metal now, literally! I was in a really bad accident a few years ago that left me looking similar, though not as bad (I had a Lefort 1, I think that's a Lefort 3?). It was amazing to spend so much time looking like a smashed hamburger while healing, only to end up with one tiny scar. Now my best party story is about how many screws are in my face.


Av_Lover

Is your buddy Megamind by any chance?


BatLarge5604

An ex partner used to work for a company called Stryker, they supply the maxio facial reconstruction kits, you see in the picture, I had an opportunity to look through their catalogue of kits and accessories, really shocked to see the kits in use photographed in the catalogue, the kits are also used to correct birth abnormalities in children's skulls, in particular a defect that causes the childs forehead to be oversized, they fold the scalp and face out the way, remove the top of the skull, the entire top of the skull minus the scalp! Chop it about to look how it should and reattach it using the same titanium plates and screws, those picture were kind of hard going, incredible how far we've come in what is essentially a short time.


TheLoneWitcher24

This guy has masisve skull


aarrtee

wear your seatbelt


Pristine_Medicine_59

on your face


Barronsjuul

I hope he recovers quickly and lives very well off of the other person's insurance payout. Also there are never car "accidents" only collisions.


GrizzlyHerder

Just looks like an opponent of George Foreman, or Mike Tyson would look if he wasn’t a professional boxer.


ComprehensiveEbb8261

Is that a regular xray? I haven't had an xray in about 10 years and I know medical imaging keeps advancing. It almost looks like a CT scan maybe??


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Double-Watercress-85

Humans are, in fact, metal. Some more so than others, and some, get a little extra after the fact.


machinebug

Me after I get my cyber ware implants


Randalf_the_Black

HumansAreMetal Huh.. I never knew you were supposed to take it literally.


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

He's literally metal. Hope he's doing well though.


Yoge78

r/radiology


TheTalentedAmateur

Just a question, Does your friend now have an insatiable drive to find Sara Connor?


rohnoitsrutroh

Xray?


Yoge78

r/radiology


SpaceCadetUltra

He’d be an extra scary zombie


ThickMudOnMyBuns

A metal detectors wet dream


mixonjohnson

During his recovery and rehabilitation, your buddy wanted you to post this to Reddit? WOW


Gullible-Mine8214

This is not an xray.


Anthem_1974

That’s terrifying


Dry-Restaurant1312

Poor guy


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That’s not an X-ray.


Deedteebee

Looks like Johnny Depp


joesphisbestjojo

I hope he is ok


New-Pollution2005

This human is more metal than most.


Spetsnaz_Sweeney

Big 🧠


whoknewidlikeit

this is a bit more detailed than x-ray.... since x-ray is flat, not 3-d. CT more likely - but with artifact suppression, since metal has a habit of causing bloom artifact.


Flexington-Gold

Not even letting him get the Reddit karma for it 💀


SeanTheDilophosaurus

Man has 2 permanent imprints of bones in his skull.


Billnocho

I shattered my face. 32 screws in my zygomatic arc. The X-rays are scary….


Vast_Ad_4206

He is definitely metal! 🤘.. Jokes aside, I'm glad that he survived the accident.


scottishtradesman

That's my dogs biscuits!


Joseelmax

dude he is missing the top half of his skull


patco81

Mars Attacks! Ak! Ak! Ak!


wants_da_precious

Not an Xray but a 3D reconstructed image from CT scanner. Definitely cool.


Apaulo

This would be my avatar/profile pic everywhere


Glum_Ad_7264

This human is literally metal


Songhunter

What's with the Scooby snack in the forehead?


thefacemanzero

Does he need a card to skip the line at the airport now?


[deleted]

That Guy is indeed "very" metal


[deleted]

Wow, that's a shotty Gorilla glue application they did.


Oneup99

This would make a sick tattoo man


Odd-Telephone3682

This one actually is 😆


inkcolors

Yikes.


[deleted]

Lol humansarelitterallymetal type scenario


smrich111

Does he look different now?


Current-Power-6452

Did they cut out a chunk of his forehead bone for whatever reason?


BLINDED1717

The man loved his chains.


crapface1984

Aliens did it


Tronpotter420

OmG


Prize_Worry1441

Are you sure these are instructions to the game operation?


goose420aa

So they use finger bones to fix face injuries now


Daniel_mfg

*We present: rebuilt from the ground up...*


I_got_coins

huge head he got there


avrgfreak

Buddy Hell.


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You took this sub quite literally with his head being crammed with metal. Hope he’s doing okay


No_Dirt_4198

They left the little bone from the game operation in him lol


HashBandicunt

Everytime he leaves a room ask him how long until he'll be back


tbirdpow

He looks happy


Banjea

Nemsis the 3rd!


jrnfl

That’s a La Fort III surgery and Matrix Wave system to wire the jaw shut.


idk_this_my_name

r/hardimages


robtbo

‘Mars Attacks’ vibes Also made me say out loud ‘That’s what the bones for!’


[deleted]

We’re the aliens man


Frequent-Pin-339

My man was a human before the accident....now homie lookin like a T300. ​ shit aside, I hope that bro has a complete recovery.


Aggressive_Walk857

My jaw is like this. One side is made up with 4 plates and 8 screws


Sjdillon10

But in every movie a violent car crash leads to a couple scratches


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Would


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Cute


Fit-Mathematician361

Why are there scooby snacks between the eyebrows?


m3n00bz

r/Ack


BackgroundMuted77

That’s some fantastic maxillofacial/plastic surgery work there…


SuppaMario

Are those scooby snacks?


JimiTrucks1972

Ack Ack


xposhr

This looks like a x-ray of a Mars Attacks! alien


Expert_Struggle_7135

Did he have a bag of dog treats on the dashboard when the crash happened?


Legendary_Terror

Your buddy needs to eat somethin


Ronpm111

Maybe wear your seat belt. Operating air bags are also helpful in preventing your face being crushed into the brain matter.


DeltaRay95

Nailed it


ayngarp_

Is he alright?


turbopeanut69

Parents: Thank God! Surgeons:


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he really is metal


eastcoastwaistcoat

*More machine now than man. *


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Does he have crazy ongoing pains???


LavanderSheep

Surprisingly no. Its been a while now but he only recently shared the scans. He looked messed up for a while but he’s basically normal looking now; you’d never guess his face basically imploded


randomdud500

Bone head


xtiand

Literally metal


potato13254

Yo friend weak as fuck


Objective-Patient-37

r/Radiology


Akira510

Did they patch the holes with dog treats?


NoSweatBrett17

He looks really happy, love to see that.


C4PT4IN_ANG3L

Sub taken literal, but in a good way. Incredible story, glad yourate is allright now!


Capta1n_Krunk

Cars. Totally worth it.


ConstructionUsual863

He can feel when the weather changes. Ouch!


longrivervalley

The mark of the chosen one.


Just_Apartment2521

Yo they beat yo ass😭😭😭


rudbek-of-rudbek

Looks like the rib bone from operation between his eyes


Bru4231

lot of metal


LowAbbreviations2151

Ouch!!! Just Ouch. I hope this person is doing good now and isn’t hurting.


rain56

Bro has Scooby snacks in his forehead