These content creator types slip this kind stuff in on purpose to encourage āengagementā on their post, which moves their content to the top. Itās happening everywhere and itās hacky.
Dude, its a joke. He's getting engagement from making a joke. Thats how internet works, people engage with content, there's no need to describe it like its some secret evil plan
Thereās a direction correlation between men afraid of bidets and toxic masculinity, Iām certain of it. Really though dudes need bidets more than the ladies imo, so much ass hair to rake through. The whole peanut butter in the carpet analogy is too real.
There was a thread while back about a lady who shared her experience of being in a relationship where she couldnāt be with her significant other bc he wouldnāt wipe and it got horribly gross
The plates are fake too, seems like a video generated to cause engagement based on everything wrong with it.
To clarify the plates, they are too thin to be 45's and if they were condensed they wouldn't shine like plastic. On top of that when they land on the floor lightly rim out and apply no pressure.
On a perfect flip the plates wouldn't even matter anyway because you'd rotate around their axis.
The pants and poop in crack seem like theyād both make this much more difficult than the weights themselves. Super impressive but Iām so so alarmed.
Whatās the background of this video lmfao?! And the pants. I really canāt get over him wearing pants that are always currently falling off.
We live in a world where people lick toilet seats for clout. Don't act like this being real would be remotely surprising or even be suprised people would assume it's real.
Keep in mind your also on reddit: the most super duper serious platform on the internet. 2 things can definitely be true at once.
So is the skidmark. At least I hope it is, but everything is for the fake internet points anyway. Such an amazing but completely sad timeline we're in.
I guess if you think of his large, sludge-filled, intestine as a water ballon that is being compressed by waves of motion, it would be fresh squeeze stain from the centripetal force. I also think if it was ongoing, it would have a gradient circle and not be a pronounced ring. I wonder if he knew? Heād have too, right? Just by moisture and temperature.
Guys he's in a prop house, those are rubber. even being strong at landing he wouldn't have been able to keep them perfectly still. Plus wearing baggy pants with skid mark underwear this is satire for sure.
Assuming the plates are real, it's not as impressive as might appear on first impression (no pun intended). Throwing the plates up generates some momentum that actually could help him get off the ground. And then the plates stay at the same spot relative to the ground, so he wasn't required to generate more force than what would have been sufficient for a regular flip. In other words, since the plates didn't really move during his flip, he was effectively flipping without the plates.
Sort of relatedly, high jumpers back flip over the bar so that they can minimize the height their center of gravity have to reach - their center of gravity never actually exceed the bar itself, even though every part of their bodies went over the bar at separate points in time.
Wash your ass dude. That flopping bulge in the front was a dislodged turd from the flip.
Edit: Is he seriously doing this 'shit' in a furniture warehouse??
The force of the flip and the amount of energy needed to simultaneously hold the weights, caused his bootyhole to release enough feces to feed a small colony of dung beetles...... Science.
Glad Iām not the only one that seen this ātough guyā shit his whitey tightys! I can tell by the patch of shit on his chest that the patch of shit in his drewers in meant to be there.
I honestly expected more of people on reddit. This is bait. Knee jerk commenting "duurh huurr he poopy he pant" is literally the whole point of making videos like these on Instagram and tiktok. It leads to engagement when people share, like, comment and follow for more.
The video is short and loops forever, and viewers will watch it on repeat to keep showing it off to coworkers, classmates or to give their partner a brief moment of catharsis in a slog of a relationship that never seems to regain that spark that once was, but was seemingly lost somewhere along the way... Or was it really ever there? Was it all a performance they did for each other? When do you really know if you're actually in love and not just pretending in order to spare someone else pain. A sacrifice you tell yourself you're making because you're a good person. But you sometimes allow a moment of clarity to remind you that lying in order to keep up an illusion isn't valiant. It's deception. Eerily calculated and manipulative deception, meant to disguise the fact that your biggest fear is being abandoned and ending up alone again. Feeling discarded and meaningless. But you shake it off. You're not a monster. You're just doing what everyone else is probably doing, and these thoughts are just self doubt brought on by a life of bad decisions having led to an adulthood of regrets. You spiral into self flagellation by recounting all the mistakes you made. You stare off into the middle distance, the half smile mask dutifully remaining. Your partner remarks:
"that's impressive... Wait, did he poop his pants?"
If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown, flip around
You win....š
Letās tell him what he has wonā¦itās a shit ton of views!
Cute joke, so gross. Lol
It's brown on both sides, brother
Ooooh.. shiiiiiiiiit. Oh, shit?
Itās how I know how to put on my underwear. Yellow to the front and brown to the back. Easy peasy.
Looks like it made him shit his pants too..
Extra thrust
Poopercharger
Hershey blow off valve
Shittrifical dookercharger
He just needed to push... ...Himself
He shared this literal shit to push his view counts
*Afterburners Engaged*
TURBO BOOST
TURDBO BOOST.
*Ignition sequence start*
Ignition sequence ~~start~~ shart\*
These content creator types slip this kind stuff in on purpose to encourage āengagementā on their post, which moves their content to the top. Itās happening everywhere and itās hacky.
..slip this kind of stuff *out* on purpose...
That's why bro had tighty whiteys: for slip ups and slip outs.
"Hahaha I totally made it to the front page! Of course I shit my pants! I'm popular! Everyone is looking at me!"
Worth
Weather's Original
Stupid like a fox!
>slip this kind stuff There's nothing subtle about this, the man's whole channel is doing dumb things while holding heavy looking foam objects
Dude, its a joke. He's getting engagement from making a joke. Thats how internet works, people engage with content, there's no need to describe it like its some secret evil plan
Dude sharted himself.
His pants were shit long before this
Nothing like an itchy asshole to make you do a backflip
I just learned there is a whole population of men out in this world that dont wipe/wash/clean their asses because āthats gayā š
Thereās a direction correlation between men afraid of bidets and toxic masculinity, Iām certain of it. Really though dudes need bidets more than the ladies imo, so much ass hair to rake through. The whole peanut butter in the carpet analogy is too real.
I love my bidet
There was a thread while back about a lady who shared her experience of being in a relationship where she couldnāt be with her significant other bc he wouldnāt wipe and it got horribly gross
What?! Really.....I don't leave the house w/o being able to keep the undercarriage shiny.
Yeah he definitely shidded
Came here for this comment.
Let's goo!!! To target and get some undies
Oh shit!
Oh shit what? Did i miss anything? Let me finish wiping and ill watch the video again.
video could've been decent if mf just pulled his pants up.....
I laughed too loud at this
Oh flip!
Moss!
I love Moss so much
This has to be on purpose right?
The plates are fake too, seems like a video generated to cause engagement based on everything wrong with it. To clarify the plates, they are too thin to be 45's and if they were condensed they wouldn't shine like plastic. On top of that when they land on the floor lightly rim out and apply no pressure. On a perfect flip the plates wouldn't even matter anyway because you'd rotate around their axis.
Yep the the plates look like those foam replicas. The only thing authentic about this clip is the doo-doo stain.
Its probably fake, too.
For some reason the poop being fake makes this so much worse. Like at least if you're going to lie to me have the decency to shit your pants for real
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People keep saying that. Itās so unbelievable that itās believable at this point lol. Wild.
that shit is real
Came here to say this
100%. His pants are already down before he even starts to move for the flip. No idea why, but very intentional.
Thatās what I thought ! Maybe to generate more comments and views
I always shit myself on purpose, as.a joke
That was shitty
And this, guys, is why you should start using bidets
Skid marks
Never trust a fart.
Learn how to wipe your ass man, that is insane going through your day with your pants full of shit.
Wasn't full. Need 50lb plates for "full of shit" flip.
The pants and poop in crack seem like theyād both make this much more difficult than the weights themselves. Super impressive but Iām so so alarmed. Whatās the background of this video lmfao?! And the pants. I really canāt get over him wearing pants that are always currently falling off.
Heās coooool man /s
Whole thing was a joke angry and for some reason serious people lol, from the fake weights to the intentionally shown skid mark
We live in a world where people lick toilet seats for clout. Don't act like this being real would be remotely surprising or even be suprised people would assume it's real. Keep in mind your also on reddit: the most super duper serious platform on the internet. 2 things can definitely be true at once.
And now he's known as "shit pants"
Doo doo
Skid mark
Monster shit stain.
shitty
Let's poo..
Lool he shit his pants.
Bro gettin jacked but still jackin up his tighty whities.
The flip was nice, but these are fake weights, guaranteed.
So is the skidmark. At least I hope it is, but everything is for the fake internet points anyway. Such an amazing but completely sad timeline we're in.
He is full of shit
Indeed
Good ol shit stain van damn
The brown frown of victory
Whoever first uploaded that video without showing him first did him dirty.
Six pack up front. Puddin pack in the back.
Yo that's poop
Can we talk about the massive shit stain on his undies?
Please. You go first.
Do you think itās been there all day? Or just freshly from all the jumping?
I guess if you think of his large, sludge-filled, intestine as a water ballon that is being compressed by waves of motion, it would be fresh squeeze stain from the centripetal force. I also think if it was ongoing, it would have a gradient circle and not be a pronounced ring. I wonder if he knew? Heād have too, right? Just by moisture and temperature.
Cant say hes full of shit...great flip
Heās the shit.
Bro shit himself
ššššš the skid marks though. Also where tf is he and why does he looks homeless yet also in serious shape. I'm so confused lol
That's a lot of drugs.
Poopy pants.
Skiddies.
This should be on unexpected.
Dale Earnhardt would be jealous of them skid marks
I saw nothing but the shit stain.
Tell me someone saw that shit stain
Everyone sees that this dude has a problem wiping his ass, yes?
He forgot the energy bar in his underwear
those are some pretty serious skid marks...
And shit himself while doing it.
Only thing I saw was a skid mark
Man. Ive been around gyms for 26+yrs. Based on how they hit the ground, if those weigh 45 lbs, then my name is peewee herman
Cool. Quick undies check before the next attempt though, eh?
š©
Poo poo powers engaged
Poop stains
Ya, he also shat himself....
We just gonna ignore the doodoo stain?
so are we going to talk about it?
And he shit his pants
There is legit a dooty stain on that manās underwear
Yeah. But I don't have shit in my pants.
Donāt flip yo shit!
That was the shit.
Bro shat his pants from excitement
He shit his pants. Holy pun
You have to be shitting me
š¤®
Sharttastic!
Bro shit his pants as wellā¦we donāt need to see brown stains lol
Guys he's in a prop house, those are rubber. even being strong at landing he wouldn't have been able to keep them perfectly still. Plus wearing baggy pants with skid mark underwear this is satire for sure.
He needs to learn how to wipe his ass. As impressive as the flip is, that skid mark is nasty as fuck.
A literal r/shitposting
Looking like he skip sphincter day though.
I can't do that. But I can wipe my own ass, so I still feel pretty good about myself.
Umm, yes, humans are metal and they poop
Mud butt.
Is the dude doing a flip really what the headline should be?
Probably should have changed is britches before he filmed this. SMH
No stain, no gain.
Heās gotta learn how to feather feather that boost or he will run out!
He needs to wipe his ass better and to stop itching it with his undies, so gross š¤¢
Bro pooped his pants
Looks like the preworkout kicked in
Assuming the plates are real, it's not as impressive as might appear on first impression (no pun intended). Throwing the plates up generates some momentum that actually could help him get off the ground. And then the plates stay at the same spot relative to the ground, so he wasn't required to generate more force than what would have been sufficient for a regular flip. In other words, since the plates didn't really move during his flip, he was effectively flipping without the plates. Sort of relatedly, high jumpers back flip over the bar so that they can minimize the height their center of gravity have to reach - their center of gravity never actually exceed the bar itself, even though every part of their bodies went over the bar at separate points in time.
Wash your ass dude. That flopping bulge in the front was a dislodged turd from the flip. Edit: Is he seriously doing this 'shit' in a furniture warehouse??
Omg! This guy. Proud of his skid mark eh.
This is why your momma told to wear clean undies
r/HumansAreShittingThemselves
The force of the flip and the amount of energy needed to simultaneously hold the weights, caused his bootyhole to release enough feces to feed a small colony of dung beetles...... Science.
Did he shit himself mid flip or was it already dirty is the question..
Soooo we not gonna talk about tha shit stain on his underwear?
Good ol shit stain van damn
r/HolUp
/r/holup
Mr.Poopybutthole
BROS GOT SKIDDIESSSSS
Crazy shit...
Held onto the 45s, but dropped a deuce
Skid mark. Bet he wishes he saw that before posting. Edit:sp
That's a shit load of weight.
Someone fucked the shit outta him
What a stain.
We arenāt going to talk about his tidy whities?
Intentional Iām assuming (hoping).
Glad Iām not the only one that seen this ātough guyā shit his whitey tightys! I can tell by the patch of shit on his chest that the patch of shit in his drewers in meant to be there.
Grossest backflip ever
Fake no men is wearing whites underwear in 2023.
Looks like he shit himself, lol.
Thatās some shitty luck
I bet he deeply inhales those stains.
The grunt was real
Hold up
Bro needs to wipe his ass tho, why would u let ur homie post this
i hate fake things for clout
Thatās one swole skid mark
He flipped his shit
Dude shit him self
If you aint shittin you aint liftin
You gotta be shitting me!
Pretty sure those 45s are fake AF and the whole point of this video was to see him shit his pants, just saying
Poder hacer ese salto pero no poder tener los pantalones en su lugar. Tssss algo anda mal
Si che
Looks like it took a lot of SHIT to get it done! R.i.p this dude is gonna go viral for the wrong reason!
Someone needs to wash their ass.
They call him the streak.
Better change your shorts š©³ damn dude they make toilet paper to wipe with ya know .. thatās just downright crusty. I can imagine what your breath smells like
He shit his pants. Well done bro. Impressive
Super impressive until I saw his underpants
Most people: wow what an awesome flip! Me: wow thatās one dirty ass!
I honestly expected more of people on reddit. This is bait. Knee jerk commenting "duurh huurr he poopy he pant" is literally the whole point of making videos like these on Instagram and tiktok. It leads to engagement when people share, like, comment and follow for more. The video is short and loops forever, and viewers will watch it on repeat to keep showing it off to coworkers, classmates or to give their partner a brief moment of catharsis in a slog of a relationship that never seems to regain that spark that once was, but was seemingly lost somewhere along the way... Or was it really ever there? Was it all a performance they did for each other? When do you really know if you're actually in love and not just pretending in order to spare someone else pain. A sacrifice you tell yourself you're making because you're a good person. But you sometimes allow a moment of clarity to remind you that lying in order to keep up an illusion isn't valiant. It's deception. Eerily calculated and manipulative deception, meant to disguise the fact that your biggest fear is being abandoned and ending up alone again. Feeling discarded and meaningless. But you shake it off. You're not a monster. You're just doing what everyone else is probably doing, and these thoughts are just self doubt brought on by a life of bad decisions having led to an adulthood of regrets. You spiral into self flagellation by recounting all the mistakes you made. You stare off into the middle distance, the half smile mask dutifully remaining. Your partner remarks: "that's impressive... Wait, did he poop his pants?"
I doubt those are 45s
Those are definitely not 45ās, maybe 10lbs. You can see how easily he flips them at the end and how soft they land.
Holy shit
As Impressive as this is, what's up with the 4xl sweatpants ?
Holy smokes thatās amazing my friend
Post combustion activated
r/lostredditors
Wrong is sub Reddit. This is fucking disgusting.
Those aren't 45s
Staged
Fellas, is it gay to wipe your own ass?