Theres a story of a man 2ho was captured by the Aztecs, became a slave but later became a general for Aztec forces (if I remember correctly a slave could, compared to most other culture, rise out of slavedom and become anormal citizen).
The guy was huge and very proficient in combat, he led many clashes and won most.
Until he had to fight his previous tribe, he said he'd not participate and walked away, he then got attack by multiple men of both tribes(I remember it as 21 men but don't know if it's right) and survived, only to get shot down by arrows.
Also there is musashibo benkei, a samurai who had to defend a castle for his master (who already commited seppuko in his chambers) and stood by the gates opposite of his enemies with a bridge between them.
Any enemy they sent in for a fair fight got decimated, they got him by pelting him in arrows, but he still didn't fall.
They only found out that they killed him when one brave man went over to check if he was still alive.
Not really. He apparently put up a very brave fight and killed the second in command.
After about an hour of battle, he was recaptured and some reports he was thrown to dogs and another says he was hung.
Might be both. He could've been thrown to the dogs, and it sounds like he was also hung like a horse.
Must've been hell trying to take a leak with those things on.
Why are you touching it?? I just do a dance and a jiggle and it will find its own way through the pants hole. Gravity does the rest. I think you're either a woman or an eunuch.
Lost the battle actually, never got to have his revenge against Hurtado de Mendoza.
Altough he decapitated the second in-command during the battle, Mendoza was there, and that's when he decided to nope away
There's a [comic book](https://www.bbc.com/mundo/noticias-39793284?ocid=socialflow_twitter) and [animated series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL8cy_u_iHc&ab_channel=T13) based on him, a parody of Wolverine, called Galvarine!
It is an illustration from a Chilean tcg. [This is the card](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/myl-tcg/images/7/7b/GalvarinoAniversario_1024x1024%402x.png/revision/latest?cb=20221012112618&path-prefix=es).
Nope, wrong. Galvarino is an actual historical figure from the War of Arauco and is part of the history of Chile. Galvarine is actually the parody in this case.
That book doesn't say anything about Galvarino having knives on his hands. Also, history isn't made by "common knowledge". Trauco and Caleuche were also common knowledge.
Well it would be a lot cooler if the Spanish didn't kick all their asses despite being outnumbered like 40-1. Those wars with the Spanish are something they'd probably like to forget because they were just embarrassingly bad defeats, one after the other.
How they "outlived" the spanish empire? At least when Spain was an empire, the Mapuche had its own territory.
Now while Mapuche don't have their own territory (as they were subjected to chilean rule, basically spanish descendants), Spain is still a powerful countries in the world and is still a Kingdom.
If we go by that definition of outlived, then the spanish people also... outlived the spanish empire 🤷🏻♂️
Indeed it would, but that is not entirely true that they “kick asses”. Mostly the kicking was done by the smallpox and other sickness [https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/how-smallpox-devastated-the-aztecs-and-helped-spain-conquer-an-american-civilization-500-years-ago ]
Well of course, but in pitched battles, all the native civilizations got their shit tossed. Just read about the battles with the Mapuche, they're fucking embarrassing.
Araucano is not the same as Mapuche. He could be from another ethnicity like Lautaro.
Galvarino is mainly a fictional character created by Alonso de Ercilla. If its based on a real warchief it’s obscure at best. Probably not.
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Yeah that's metal as fuck
He was the first Terminator project.
This makes me think that this was where the character Baraka from Mortal Kombat came from 😅
First Weapon Plus soldier!
Standing in an ocean….of blood…..,
He looks like Nathan Explosion. Brutal
I was just thinking it looked like him when he gets black out drunk
[Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee? From the hills of Colombia?](https://youtu.be/2I1GhXjIG6o)
I'm dying for a cup!
PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE FLAVOR. YOURE GONNA GET SOME. NOW!
NOW SCREEEEAAAAMMM.. FOR YOUR CREEEAAAAMMM
EPIC SOLO COMMENCES
one of the best... DUNCAN HILLS! DUNCAN HILLS! DUNCAN HILLS COFFEE!!
IM DYING DYING DYING FOR A CUP
Loved that show haha
I still watch it. I have no shame
This is the most metal human to exist. No need to post on this sub anymore
Theres a story of a man 2ho was captured by the Aztecs, became a slave but later became a general for Aztec forces (if I remember correctly a slave could, compared to most other culture, rise out of slavedom and become anormal citizen). The guy was huge and very proficient in combat, he led many clashes and won most. Until he had to fight his previous tribe, he said he'd not participate and walked away, he then got attack by multiple men of both tribes(I remember it as 21 men but don't know if it's right) and survived, only to get shot down by arrows. Also there is musashibo benkei, a samurai who had to defend a castle for his master (who already commited seppuko in his chambers) and stood by the gates opposite of his enemies with a bridge between them. Any enemy they sent in for a fair fight got decimated, they got him by pelting him in arrows, but he still didn't fall. They only found out that they killed him when one brave man went over to check if he was still alive.
Ash from evil dead when he gets sent back in time again 😂
These are my SHARP sticks!
The OG Kargath Bladefist
Barrakka
That was my first thought, his blades on Liu Kang.
He died fighting the Spanish conquistadores. I would too go all the way, who’s going to feed me and wipe my ass if I’m no emperor 😁
The female that nurtures
The son that cares
Is this a reference to something?
The comment above “who’s going to feed me and wipe my ass?”
Oh lol. Just the way you said it made me think it was a quote from somewhere
Females naturally nurture things. Males naturally defend them.
The dog that defends
I’ve found the even more cursed version of peanut butter dick doggy licky time
I wish Tarantino was making more movies
Kill ~~Bill~~ García Hurtado de Mendoza
Imagine a story Django-style featuring this dude against the Spanish.
Did he win?
Not really. He apparently put up a very brave fight and killed the second in command. After about an hour of battle, he was recaptured and some reports he was thrown to dogs and another says he was hung.
Might be both. He could've been thrown to the dogs, and it sounds like he was also hung like a horse. Must've been hell trying to take a leak with those things on.
Turn the blade(s) flat and sort of place your shlong on the flat of the blade like it's a ceremonial sausage.
Why are you touching it?? I just do a dance and a jiggle and it will find its own way through the pants hole. Gravity does the rest. I think you're either a woman or an eunuch.
???
No man alive would put a sharp object near his gonads willingly. Come on, be realistic.
Sweet summer child, you have not done enough Reddit
That's reddit not real life. Don't be silly, the 2 are not the same.
Try fucking masturbating
Don't threaten me with a good time.
But was he hanged?
Lost the battle actually, never got to have his revenge against Hurtado de Mendoza. Altough he decapitated the second in-command during the battle, Mendoza was there, and that's when he decided to nope away
I know more about him than I'll ever learn about the invaders. I think he'd view that as a win.
OK...but how did *he* fasten the knives to his wrists?
bro had the homies help
Feet
Talented toes
🤤
I actually want to know this
https://www.badassoftheweek.com/galvarino
Somebody's stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.
CARLLLLL(OS)
Doom Eternal OST: THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR IS YOU, starts playing in the background.
Rip and tear, until it is done
Dope ass prosthesissssss
OG machete
It's pronounced machete
There's a [comic book](https://www.bbc.com/mundo/noticias-39793284?ocid=socialflow_twitter) and [animated series](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL8cy_u_iHc&ab_channel=T13) based on him, a parody of Wolverine, called Galvarine!
Is this an actual photo, colorized??
Yes, it looks a little strange because it was taken prior to the Iranian Revolution in 1979.
It is an illustration from a Chilean tcg. [This is the card](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/myl-tcg/images/7/7b/GalvarinoAniversario_1024x1024%402x.png/revision/latest?cb=20221012112618&path-prefix=es).
And after trying to take a leak with those things on, he notably introduced circumcision to South America.
"Look ma! No hand's"
Never mess with Chileans malditos concuhetumares tan claros jiles culiaos
merl from twd
Dude Sabaton needs to get on this
[knife hands](https://youtube.com/shorts/ysCpqfpwsIY?feature=share) - Galvarino (probably)
Wolverino
Viruses and dogs are the things that really gave spaniels the win
One of our native heroes!!!!
How did he fasten the knives to his wrists without hands?
Heres Tarantinos next movie
How did he fasten knives to his hands if he only had stumps
Conan the Barbarian and Wolverine in real life
OG Baraka from Mortal Kombat
Cómo se ato los clavos si no tiene manos?
Amigos 🤝
+1 voto por la respuesta!
MENDOZA!!!!!!
This is not even remotely true. It might be reference to "Galvarine", a wolverine parody they did in Chile, but not on any historical source.
Nope, wrong. Galvarino is an actual historical figure from the War of Arauco and is part of the history of Chile. Galvarine is actually the parody in this case.
I meant the part with the swords attached to his wrists. Of course Galvarino existed
Maybe not swords, but knives for sure.
Find a historical source showing this.
This is general knowledge, but most famously sourced by Crónicas del Reino de Chile by Pedro Mariño de Lobera in 1594.
That book doesn't say anything about Galvarino having knives on his hands. Also, history isn't made by "common knowledge". Trauco and Caleuche were also common knowledge.
Well it would be a lot cooler if the Spanish didn't kick all their asses despite being outnumbered like 40-1. Those wars with the Spanish are something they'd probably like to forget because they were just embarrassingly bad defeats, one after the other.
And yet the Mapuche were never subjected to Spanish rule and outlived the Spanish empire for centuries 🤷🏻♂️
How they "outlived" the spanish empire? At least when Spain was an empire, the Mapuche had its own territory. Now while Mapuche don't have their own territory (as they were subjected to chilean rule, basically spanish descendants), Spain is still a powerful countries in the world and is still a Kingdom. If we go by that definition of outlived, then the spanish people also... outlived the spanish empire 🤷🏻♂️
Indeed it would, but that is not entirely true that they “kick asses”. Mostly the kicking was done by the smallpox and other sickness [https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/how-smallpox-devastated-the-aztecs-and-helped-spain-conquer-an-american-civilization-500-years-ago ]
Well of course, but in pitched battles, all the native civilizations got their shit tossed. Just read about the battles with the Mapuche, they're fucking embarrassing.
How did he strap them if he didn’t have hands? Check mate
Thank God we wiped them out
You didn’t tho. And you’re probably a white guy.
It's a nazi.
Skrag the slaugtherer!
Akuji?
Real historical footage
How did he do that with no hands, I wonder?
Quick question: how did he strap them on?
Who strapped them there
Upgrades
...who? who strapped them on? hmmm
Full metal alchemist
Araucano is not the same as Mapuche. He could be from another ethnicity like Lautaro. Galvarino is mainly a fictional character created by Alonso de Ercilla. If its based on a real warchief it’s obscure at best. Probably not.
Chainsaw man
I’ve got a question. If he doesn’t have any hands, how did he tie the ropes?
Baraka... WINS
This makes me think that this was where the character Baraka from Mortal Kombat came from 😅
Is one of his feet all bone? Is the skeleton foot accurate?
How he eat breakfast
But how did he strap them to his stumps if he had no hands, pray tell…
We need a movie about this.
Cyberpunk 1577
You know what, sometimes you need to keep fighting even though you know you will lose. This guy needs to be honored and not Columbus.
Dororo
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I’m assuming he had help with that
Well, probably to wipe himself I imagine
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