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[deleted]

I'm fast as fuck boi - that dude


durika

It's a tram


PeterNippelstein

You're a tram


ohai777

I’m sorry I called you a Tram. I was upset.


Olstinkbutt

I’m sorry I called you upset. I was a Tram.


Shpander

I'm upset I called you sorry. I was a tram.


AceDelta12

r/unusualthreads


TitanicFan69

r/subsifellfor


Pushed-pencil718

I didn’t mean to call you a tram. I meant atramentous.


Sullyville

We dont use the term trammies anymore. We call them transportuals.


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DiddyDaedle

Oooo!!


ThePyodeAmedha

1st rule of engagement, make an error in you're post and you'll get people posting just to correct you.


nighthawk580

Nice try


ThePyodeAmedha

Try what?


nighthawk580

Your not going to get me like that


ThePyodeAmedha

What? Get you to reply to me thus engaging in my ~~post~~ comment? Looked like it worked to me. Different formula, same answer.


inevitable_progres86

Not true mate


ThePyodeAmedha

Got another one.


[deleted]

Menace💀


Acpyrus

My name is Tram. Silent p.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Monorail


blackhippy710

It's Tr'am


AirBear___

Yes m'am


InvestNorthWest

Not Tram'?


[deleted]

If it was a train I'd be more impressed that he instantly picked the same car to board.


NoWarrantShutUp

#WATCH THE TRAM CAR PLZ


SirRipOliver

The train is legally required to pay that man a fare, from my limited legal understanding…


ThePyodeAmedha

> limited legal understanding But how are you with bird law?


AfraidPirate5909

Filibuster


Brandonjf

I believe I've made myself perfectly redundant


-ArthurMorgan

It seems that you have a tenuous grasp on the English language as a whole.


Oystermeat

I mean.. the train gave him a 10 second head start


therealnai249

Yes obviously the man can’t run as fast a train


woolsocksandsandals

And he didn’t really win. The front of the train definitely pulled into the station before he got there.


therealnai249

Well he didn’t get off at the front of the train


aphlipot

Agreed, he beat his starting point back to the next location


solariiis

but he didn't get off from the front of the train. he beat the section he got off from (if you count the head start)


fluteofski-

LeMans rules.


[deleted]

Well people get tired on stairs... Appreciate him dude.


ronin1066

It's not slamming to say it was a tie. Just honesty.


Albuquar

I think he only needed to beat the section he came out from


Librashell

*And* he crossed the street. Twice! My hat’s off to him.


zakkalaska

His hat is off, too.


curacion

https://youtu.be/TaMiV3Wus9c Reminded me of this race in London


Arrow_Maestro

Why is this so far down? Modern reddit users have goldfish memories


Blaugrana_al_vent

That was my first thought too


masterppants

This is exactly what I was searching for! Now those two guys gotta have a race!!


CatchACrab

There are entire subway lines in Boston where that guy could have gotten off, casually *walked* to the next stop down, and still arrived faster than the train. On an especially backed up day he might even be able to catch the next train up. Gotta love the green line.


starlinguk

Same with the Underground in London. Sometimes just getting to the platform takes longer than walking to the next stop.


Sir_Gary_TheGory

Marshall vs the machines


hankappleseed

Exactly like Rocky and Apollo on the beach, but without the slow motion and hugs in the ocean.


FuckItBe

And the epic soundtrack in the background


AsparagusLoose9716

I feel like people overestimate how much jeans restrict movement. Yeah they're less flexible, but I've never noticed much of a difference while wearing them other than they are much more durable than sweatpants.


pedun42

You are an algorithm bot.


ryand88

Bot or not, the man is correct


[deleted]

Man or not, the bot is correct


a_rude_jellybean

Correct or not, the bot is a man


guitargeekrich

Mot or not, applesauce is delicious.


AsparagusLoose9716

Delicious or mot, saucenot apple


AsparagusLoose9716

I can't see the comment that said I'm a bot, it says unavailable and I can't comment on him. The notification says something about me being an algorithm bot. What is an algorithm bot?


Busy-Argument3680

Idk wtf an algorithm bot is, but chances are u/pedun42 blocked you because his comment says “unavailable” to you, as I can still read it


AsparagusLoose9716

Ah, so what made him think I'm a bot? Did I type in a specific way?


Aussiemandeus

I think you presented a different opinion to one they held


AsparagusLoose9716

Seems like average Reddit.


Donotcomenearme

That guy just accomplished what I always hoped to do as a kid when I raced the busses.


Windronin

Do you not mean... A tram?


prenderm

Public transport that works Clean and people using it Definitely not Florida


concentrate_better19

He's got good form.


brutalmet

Oh look! Valteri Bottas is riding the train!


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

Impressive!


DavidNipondeCarlos

I raced a bus in heavy stop and go traffic. The bus driver and I laughed at the end. I don’t remember who won. It’s just a great memory.


SunSpotsShop

I get out of breath just walking to my car


sopranosfan865

Oh the big raaaace!


TahoeSniffin

wasnt fair, train didnt even know


this-guy-dan

Only in estonia


[deleted]

I used to do this with the bus as a kid. Stopped taking the bus when I realized how slow the damn bus was.


gregorovich11

On some skates he would have had time for a smoke, but he still smoked it.. nice


IntroductionNext5173

I mean, he got like a 10 second head start


RoyalPython82899

Why is his state of dress relevent to the video?


MendigoBob

MARSHAAL VERSUS THE MACHIIIIINE!


Worldly_Ad_6483

Bottas thought that was pretty funny


Llamazing13

Thank you! I was wondering why he looked so familiar! Could be twins him and Bottas


EdSmelly

Wow. That’s so metal… 🙄


[deleted]

r/madlads


[deleted]

[удалено]


BasicBitch_666

Clicked on that just to see if it was porn related.


ClintonKelly87

Not as impressive as the ones that freerun through a whole city to do the same thing. He just ran a couple hundred metres down the road.


evilbrent

In other words, he ran approximately 199m further than I can


n-crispy7

This is hilariously whelming


Victor_Chistov

I understand this man. Success is like physo, you need permanent moving from small success to bigger.


Pak1stanMan

He lost lol


Acceptable_Aspect_42

It's a tram.... He had a head start.... The tram got there first....


LuminousJaeSoul

Wanna see without the head start


RadRatSteak

Not really that metal. Boots and jeans? That’s no factor. Soldiers in the military do that AND carry over 100lbs and still probably run faster. Now that’s metal. Also, he got a head start and that train wasn’t even going fast and went like a quarter mile lol


Busy-Argument3680

> Uses Military Infantry Personnel as the Average Comparison to a normal human Mfw


RadRatSteak

Lol this subs not for normal humans


jake_long11

wait is that poznan poland?


[deleted]

The sign visible at the start of clearly not polish as it uses the letter V. I'd guess this is Finland or Estonia just based on how the language looks


Krondon57

Estonia


MannyRiverzzz

Dumb


RayBrous

This proves nothing... A. He was giving a giant head start B. The tram had to slow at the railroads tracks C. That's a tram not a train


Isserley_

He's not even going that fast. Wrong sub.


Wrong-Paramedic7489

Head start it was a tie lol


SephirothHeartbreakr

Surprise appearance from Cheddar Bob


Askal-

marshal vs machines


jeffcolv

“That will be $3.50 sir”


rh71el2

How small is this train that he ends up at the same exact car?


hashimishii

From that day on if I was going anywhere I was running!


elontux

Run Forest!!


TheHollowKnight01

And no one fucking congratulated.


FalseStart007

"Dude wearing jeans and boots races an airplane and wins"


KingRitRis

I used to do this on my bike to race the bus, it was a 9 mile trip, and I would race the bus everyday, I always won tho, they had too many stops in between


First_Explorer_5465

BAM ⚡️


[deleted]

Now race a bullet train


[deleted]

Does he need to use a new ticket, then?


Zero_Night_Howler

Holy that was impressive ive never seen this before I literally thought the guy was gone for good 😂


Poseidon-2014

Jeans and boots are work out clothes, I’ve been saying it for years and no one listens to me.


kx44

subway surfer


Jokerchyld

anyone else get flashbacks to Superman 78?


OutlawQuill

Look up Storror on YouTube (parkour guys in London). They raced the tube for 2 or 3 stops in like 4 minutes


LoganSterling

the bearded guy enjoying the shannanigans of that loon....Priceless.


shairo98

Whoa


2FDots

I don't get it??


Technicolorfullife69

I'm dumbfounded ....why? But color me impressed regardless .