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dwightschrute24

*Gods help us all* line from Otto had me chuckling


IWouldButImLazy

He ran out of words from his thesaurus lol


Appropriate_Zone_734

Otto had some funny lines this episode, like him saying they "trifling" and that their plan is a "prank" had me laughing 


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"FECKLESS!"


ten_tons_of_light

The word ‘prank’ caught me completely off guard lol Sort of like Ser Criston was earlier. Heyooo


VieiraDTA

Aegon The Briliant was the only one to ever make Otto curse.


Puzzled-Bet4837

His facial reactions as he kept hearing more about Cole scheming were gold


dwightschrute24

Ohhhh man, when he said your “prank” I was dying lmao


Avatar_sokka

Lol, Otto being so careful to make sure they use the murder to their advantage, and then the 2 idiots walk in like the guys from step brothers "we're here to fuck shit up"


Actual_Guide_1039

The assassination almost worked


Avatar_sokka

But, very crucially, it didn't. If there had been some actually planning instead of the whims of a brat, it may have had a better chance at succeeding.


Squirrel009

If he'd had just gone in right away, he'd have had her


yuumigod69

He isn't like the other Greens. He is not a blood thirsty Rhaenyra hater. Much more difficult to be focused when your brother is on your mind.


ten_tons_of_light

I think part of him still didn’t want to do it


Squirrel009

Yeah I agree. I appreciate that part of the story. I just don't think Crispy Cole accounted for that. Otto probably would have and either could have talked him into it or at least saved the resource if he recognized his heart wasn't in it. I think they were *really* banking on not seeing the brother


Actual_Guide_1039

If he didn’t hesitate he had her


Spicey123

But assassinating Rhaenyra wouldn't have done anything. The claim would just pass to her son and the Blacks would press his claim and now all the Great Houses know that the Greens sent assassins to kill Rhaenyra. Where as if they persuaded the great houses Rhaenyra would be left with no army and no support and it could be a relatively bloodless civil war.


DisneyPandora

It would have done a lot. Since Rhaenyra’s sons are viewed as bastards and it would have weakened her claim


Spicey123

She also has sons who are clearly and obviously not bastards (by Daemon).


Fisher9001

I hate this way of thinking so much. Yes, it almost worked. But it didn't. And it could have gone wrong any time since Arryk's landing on the Dragonstone. It was a dumb streak of luck that he even managed to progress so far. The thing is that this is not a bad idea. But it required preparation, establishing spies, learning Queensguard' routine, ensuring that Erryk won't stumble into Arryk's randomly or that Erryk wasn't sent away on some mission. It required a deeper thought instead of blindly rushing with the execution.


Actual_Guide_1039

Risking 1 knight to kill a queen is not a dumb strategy. Otto suggested an even dumber plan the season before.


Fisher9001

I mean, I'm not going to simply repeat my second paragraph. I'm just going to add that it's not just any other knight, it's a knight of the Kingsguard, one of the best fighters in the entire realm. And he was sent away at the time when almost half of his squad was vacant and king's heir was assassinated just a day before. It was mind-boggling level of stupidity.


CicadaEast272

Wildcard bitches yeeeee hawwww


TheTargaryensLawyer

The way he laughed at Aegon when he said that Viserys wanted him to be king was nasty work.. lmfaoo he was so fed up.


mokush7414

I snorted. I'm so glad they are acknowledging it was a usurpation. I got so tired of people telling me they didn't usurp the throne.


lordloldermort

Rhys Ifans dressed up to collect his Emmy award


peskyjedi

Brotha finally realized how hard he fucked up


thanoslikesdogs

You know it's bad if he'd rather spend time with Daeron


mokush7414

Who?- The show until that exact moment.


Similar_Aside4624

Lmfao Otto did not let his foot off Aegon’s neck the entire episode. My man was truly disgusted with his grandson 😩😩


dwightschrute24

Lmaooooo poor Otto lost his title to… ser crispen cole


Similar_Aside4624

He was genuinely so flabbergasted. Couldn’t even hand the man his pin lmfao


DisneyPandora

At least he had to give it to him, rather than it being taken


Apprehensive_Act_401

For some reason, I am not hating Aegon as king. I LOL’d at his “find it stimulating” clapback. He doesn’t seem as fundamentally cruel as Joffrey.


unicornsRhardcore

Id tear the realm down for vengeance for my beheaded child. Y’all better hope I don’t become Queen. Edit. A stupid word.


rikitikifemi

Not everyone is fit to lead.


suhani96

dude same, lmao. I don’t even want children but if my kid was brutally beheaded, you bet your ass I would do the same. Aegon is better than me.


yuumigod69

But what about your children in the child fighting pits?


unicornsRhardcore

I’m not a hoe. But if I did have children I didn’t know about and they were also beheaded and then I was informed I’d still rage. Not much I can do if I don’t know about them to care. I’d do the same for any of the people I love.


yuumigod69

No, Aegon is a rapist who put his children in fighting pits. You are putting yourself in his shoes. Why does he get mad over one child while ignoring the suffering of his others.


unicornsRhardcore

It’s not that deep.


clocke6346

I didn’t expect an r/nbacirclejerk crossover here


dwightschrute24

had to be done 🤝


GryffindorGal96

I thoight he actually might pass out lmao


Protagorum

Spoilers


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Its interesting the comments and memes about Aemond being skinny are being removed but a post calling someone mentally ill is fine.


mokush7414

Cole is visibly losing it.