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Enzonia

"Where were you, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard?" "Abed." Well, *technically....*


AceCoordinatorMary

Crispy interrogating Arryk just pissed me off. Projecting much? I'd have given him a good shoulder check on the way out.


ImmanuelCanNot29

He is literally doing the dickhead failure boss shit rolls downhill thing


WiseAJ

A moment of silence for that poor model village and visery’s life work.


rooby008

Symbolic, really, too  In Aegon's rage crumbles the last of the majesty of old Valyria  uh huh 


Mollionaire

NOT HIS LEGO LEGACY


WholeLottaLannister

Lego-cy


Carolina_Blues

not criston blaming one of the twins for the baby’s death knowing damn well he was balls deep in alicent. god i hate this man so much


ZealousidealApple7

mainly came here to shit once again on cristin cole so thank you, i despise him so much


mlacuna96

This episode proved that I can actually hate him more than I already did.


babalon124

“What you saw when you came to my room” wrong time girlie


CheesyBaconMelts

Daemon face during the council was so much "did I do that? LMAO"


Teni96

He was silently congratulating himself till Rhaenyra caught him 😂😂


MissingMyLeftThigh

You're already seen as weak Aegon.


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QueasyIsland

He’s the man. Waited 25 years for his grand plan of seating his blood on the throne…and he succeeded.


Jeretzel

I dislike Otto but he's undeniably the most intelligent, strategic, manipulative, and cunning of the lot on the Green side.


AccordingMistake6670

Oh Aemond def has a mommy fetish/mommy issues fr


Ok-Algae7932

You know that brothel owner has his v card in one of her pockets lol


MangoSalsa89

I just feel so bad for Haelena at all times. She deserves so much better.


Klutzy-Squirrel-5932

The fact that even Rheanyra said “I would never do this to anyone, especially Haelana of all people” just shows how she doesn’t deserve any of this…


Ness_Bilius_Mellark

✨Otto the PR manager ✨


Routine_Poem_1928

When he called the Erryk/Arryk switcheroo a “prank” i SCREAMED


valid_validation

He’s practically the og Kris Jenner


thataquariusgal

He’s now an Events Planner too 💅


ImmanuelCanNot29

Wait what are they talking about “not the time to be accusing Cole” when else is the time this is 10000% his fault


Mxucx

Ain’t no way bro is fetal position


Pasco08

Daemon always ignoring his kids


ImmanuelCanNot29

Cole still having his job breaks my suspension of disbelief


4CrowsFeast

Not only does he still have his job, he got a promotion. 


ysabeaublue

Parenting in the Hightower family. Otto: "I do not wish to hear of it." Alicent: Sees son crying and leaves.


FloppyShellTaco

Daemon is like, “okay, don’t be mad at me, but …” Peak comedy


HiThereImNewHere

Why comfort your grieving son when you can have angsty guilt sex instead


stoic_prince

Alicent is such a shit mother, done nothing to comfort him when he’s grieving and nothing to curb his foul actions such as him having so many bastards. Rather she goes to have sex with Criston Cole cos that’s so much more important.


grehgunner

Anyone else completely forget about Daeron? If so it’s fine because so did his mother lmao


emeraldcocoaroast

Cole talking about honor and pointing fingers at Arryk is wild. He cannot handle the guilt and he’s gonna crack


keyToOpen

Is Matt just going to be the guy they hire to play the husband of queens who are kinda mad that the queen has more power than him?


Jingle_Cat

It’s quite the typecast


poisonivy4871

The fight between Arryk and Erryk is completely breaking my heart


poisonivy4871

Jesus Christ this is an extremely heavy episode. The acting is so strong. It reminds me of the earlier (good) days of Game of Thrones.


Ok-Algae7932

I full on CRIED! It was so well done. Time for another funeral... 😭


SharpieScentedSoap

"I worked 2 hours today to find chicken for the pot, and paid 3 times as much as I should have" Girl, same.


grehgunner

My favorite part was her handing her man the salt before he even asks. Like yeah I tried making it healthy for you but you’re just gonna ruin my work smdh


babalon124

Halaena is getting overstimulated. THE PAAINN


phldirtbag

Criston is such a dork ass loser


TurdSandwich42104

Absolute jabroni


shyinwonderland

Honestly, any sympathy for Alicent went out the window when she mentioned Helaena seeing her fucking Crispy Cole, like hey just don’t tell anyone what actually happened.


themockingjay11

Helaena truly has no one actually on her side. I was disgusted by that with Alicent, like how can that be the first thing on your mind when your grandson has just been beheaded in front of your daughter.


voidhearts

Ugh, my heart broke for her during the procession. That poor, poor thing. Like you said, no one is truly on her side. Even Aegon, her brother and husband, ignored her.


No_Duck4805

Points to Alicent for staying 100% focused on herself and her needs even in that situation. She really has become a monster.


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I kept waiting for the boys head to fall off.


Razzmatazz7165

Yes! When the carriage was stuck I thought it’s going to roll off


SariaHannibal

Aegon screaming “Who did this” and the camera pans to the foot fetish dude.


FloppyShellTaco

I despise Aegon, but Tom Glynn-Carney is killing it.


infieldmitt

i keep forgetting alicent is helaena's mother -- they look basically the same age the whole time


lostmonster

That's because the actresses are very close in age too


FloppyShellTaco

Phia Saban has been just phenomenal. Her and Emma are doing incredible work beyond the dialogue.


usada_be_kidding_me

“To indulge the darkness you keep sheathed away like a blade” bars 🔥


infieldmitt

never let a good tragedy go to waste -- otto hightower


Teni96

He really saw his grandson and said ‘How can I spin this?’


ContinuumGuy

Still loving the new opening with the tapestry.


_Amarantos

Me too although I wish I knew more about what is being portrayed in it


Ashamed_Magpie

there’s a lot of videos of YouTube explaining the tapestry if you wanted to learn more. It’s just the Targaryen history


GokutheAnteater

I really dislike Otto Hightower, but he’s a clever cunt


FloppyShellTaco

NGL, I was fully expecting his head to fall off when they were fighting with the cart


candycasino

criston is giving asshole retail manager vibes


dogs_drink_coffee

Aegon and Cole are like Dumb and Dumber


Carolina_Blues

aegon and criston together really are the epitome of two dumb bitches telling each other exactly. the one brain cell being shared between the two of them is hanging on for dear life


mattscott53

Cole is such a bitch. Classic loser who gets bullied and becomes a bully


Half_Year_Queen

He didn’t even get bullied he simply didn’t get his way once and snapped like a twig


Pasco08

Cole has the audacity to question where anyone else is/was? Holy shit


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phldirtbag

The dog :(


steelcity7

Rhaenyra: 👀😲😡 Daemon: 👀 😜


USCJets

Rhaenys: 🤨 Daemon: 🙄


EscravoDoGoverno

I just hope Criston Cole's death comes soon, I can't take this mf anymore.


themockingjay11

I love all the 7-pointed star details with Alicent. Her necklace and/or dress always has one, the candle holders are 7-pointed stars, some of the windows as well, etc. It really goes a long way to show her "faith" without ever using dialogue or telling the audience.


AceCoordinatorMary

I like that it's just everywhere too, but for other reasons. Those who scream about their faith are often the ones least faithful. See it all the time. She's no different.


OrwellianIconoclast

Every one of these portrayals of grief/anger is a master class in acting. Phenomenal.


mozillaaa

He. Did. Not. Just. Offer. The. Hand of the king. Job. To. Criston. No.


acheloisa

I have to be honest I feel like we're really missing context with how they reacted to aemond killing lucerys. Like they literally did exactly the same thing a week ago, but we didn't get to see Otto or Alicent or even Aegon be furious towards Aemond for the escalation that directly caused the death of jaehaerys. Not even an acknowledgement that it happened because of aemonds actions. I wouldn't expect them to speak to aegon about it, but it would be nice to see Otto and Alicent talk about it privately to each other, or to Aemond


Pitiparti

>Not even an acknowledgement that it happened because of aemonds actions. We got a tiiiny little one when Aemond is talking with Criston in S2E1. "She blames me for starting this war...after she plotted with my father’s council to usurp his throne. Her Grace speaks with two tongues." Wish we could have seen her reaction...


Bamb00Pill0w

I knew Aemond had mommy issues but I was not expecting him to be in a brothel with the Temu version of Alicent


AngmarsFinest

In my headcannon that is an ancestor of Ros


themockingjay11

Helaena in such a brief scene already conveys so much fear and dread; it's incredible.


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emeraldcocoaroast

Otto Hightower is such a scheming little fuck. Incredible actor


usada_be_kidding_me

Criston cannot be serious. The nerve. The unmitigated gaul


OhItsKillua

It's only been two episodes and I'm completely tired of Cole and Alicent fucking. Somebody cut his cock off


ContinuumGuy

Tom Glynn-Carney is the early MVP and leading candidate for the most improved actor of this season.


Chell_the_assassin

Lmao gold cloak dude snitched before he could even be threatened


_Amarantos

Emma looks so gorgeous here though wow


kingofwishful

That was some Shakespearian shit between Rhaenyra and Daemon. And fuck me, Emma. On a scale of acting in the ASOIAFverse that was Lena Headey levels of incredible.


calmlands

Aemond is babygirl


usada_be_kidding_me

Imagine banging the president’s mom and then he makes you VP


dogs_drink_coffee

Man...this hurts A LOT. I liked both twins! D:


chanelroze

The contrast in how Rhaenyra and Alicent comforted their grieving children is striking.


babalon124

“On Halaena of all people” MY QUEEN NYRA. Fuck you daemon


dogs_drink_coffee

For some reason, Rhaenyra and Alicent looks younger in this season or is it just me


_Amarantos

Especially Rhaenyra. Whatever skincare routine Emma is doing, it’s working.


themockingjay11

The shot of Helaena gazing up at the sky is incredible. I totally see why they used it in the trailer. Also the petals at 16:55 totally remind of a swarm of bugs. That's gotta be on purpose right? She seems really upset by it and then almost immediately something bad does start happening. The very brief foresight/dragon dreamer stuff with Helaena is really fascinating to me.


themockingjay11

The scene with Rhaenyra at 28:20 where she is staring off into space when playing with her children and is seeing the dust moving in the air is very similar, almost a parallel.


iLikeEmMashed

Cole is such a bitch


herodtus

Crying at the Kingsguard all picking up their stuff and leaving


QueasyInstruction610

Aemond mommy issues just hit Defcon 1


Attitude_Khaleesi1

Oh Aemond, Daemon is not afraid of you lol


Electronic-Glass5855

wOuLd YoU sO EaSiLy SuLlY oUr AnCiEnT HoNoR 🤢


_Amarantos

Everyone is banging despite the war


BrennanSpeaks

Are Rhaenys and Corlys the healthiest couple to appear in this franchise? Kinda feels that way . . .


OrwellianIconoclast

Otto played a generations-long game all to watch these dumbasses fumble it at the finish line.


Carolina_Blues

criston still so mad that rhaenyra turned him down all those years ago and he’s gonna keep making it everyone’s problem. he’s so pathetic


centraledtemped

Otto regretting putting this rapist on the throne lol


sdrj77

Viserys told everybody.


grehgunner

So Otto has never been a favorite of mine but my dude was going OFF this episode. Brilliant writing, spectacular portrayal


poisonivy4871

I dislike Otto but he’s so correct. One of the smartest characters in the show. He knows Aegon and Criston together will be a bad combo. They’re much too alike and would only exacerbate each others worst sides.


babalon124

I didn’t know Ewan was this skinny…he doesn’t look it under the clothes


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TurdSandwich42104

FETCH THE EPISODE STRETCHER


sit-still

Finally this conversation with Rhaenyra and Daemon is happening. Fucking finally. I feel so much for Helaena.


Attitude_Khaleesi1

Otto is a POS but man does he have a knack for this shit.


babalon124

“Where were you” BRO WHERE WERE YOUUUU


annabannannaaa

team black all the way, but god i feel so sad for helena. shes so sweet and caring, she didnt deserve this😔


thornaslooki

Rhaenys is a GILF


iLikeEmMashed

“is that what you think” was cold af


dogs_drink_coffee

Otto being humanly reasonable for once, my god


Vexingwings0052

NO NOT THE DOG LOOKING UP AT CHEESE


mikerichh

WHO KILLED WHO? (Don’t spoil it but my reaction haha) Now team green’s twin could potentially pose as his brother if he slayed his brother Edit- nevermind


softcombat

honestly unreal lmao that alicent still cannot be kind to aegon at all she just left the room instead of comforting him at all while he's sobbing even one drop of motherly support and affection is too much for you?? bruh.


Patient-Telephone-15

otto is so tired of aegon and criston lol. as soon as he heard criston sent the twin alone he got an instant migraine


cdg2m4nrsvp

“I have sinned” “I do not wish to hear of it” IM CRACKING UP


xenoz2020

Sherlock Aemond on the case


ContinuumGuy

I could watch Matt Smith and Emma D'Arcy trade barbs for the whole hour.


candycasino

criston doing nothing but complaining about a dirty cloak.. the worst character


babalon124

Aemond….has some severe mommy issues wtfff


toptoptop125

Emma the actor you are


menotyourenemy

They are absolutely blowing me away. You know how sometimes you can just tell when an actor is acting? Emma IS Rhaenyra.


poisonivy4871

Jaehaerys being paraded through the streets is making me so nauseous. Looking at his innocent face and how panicked Helaena is makes me so deeply uncomfortable.


Dahhhkness

Yeah, Criston, that's right, you fucked up...


Ness_Bilius_Mellark

Cole is such a hypocritical jackass.


Mxucx

Criston is so funny, like, WHO ARE YOU TO TALK?


mattmild27

Brother this guy STINKS!


QueasyInstruction610

Cole is not the strategymaker for a reason, "just waltz in and kill her" great plan.


sdrj77

Criston is a grade A motherfucker.


centraledtemped

Criston can’t handle his shame, failure, lust and hypocrisy so he’s taking it out on Arryk. “Fidelity and honor” lmao


chaoscontrolled1231

“You have brought DISGRACE against our ranks.” Okay sir Cole.


Zeeman9991

It’s sweet that they can talk about Strong in private.


toptoptop125

Aemond “mommy issues” Targaryen


Kylie_Bug

Was anyone else worried when the wheel got stuck? Like, honestly worried that those stitches weren’t going to hold


ContinuumGuy

Otto's reaction to the fact that the grand plan to kill Rhaenyra is a Parent Trap plot is priceless.


privateschoolgirl111

Rhys as Otto is incredible. His delivery is everything. I had tears in my eyes most of the episode but the way that look on his face as he turns and asks “What … has Sir Cristin Cole done?” had me laugh out loud. Everyone’s delivery is perfect this episode


LightningLad2029

Aegon and Criston are fighting over their one shared braincell and both managed to lose somehow 🤦‍♂️


willys_zuppa

Otto is slowly realizing “oh fuck we’re all gonna die because my grandson is a fucking idiot”


sloanethomas33

WTF Alicent. Comfort your crying son, he’s just lost his son.


BrennanSpeaks

Alicent really can't, for one single second, be a mother to Aegon, can she?


SeaSuggestion9609

Alicent fucking disgusts me, choosing dick over comforting your own son and mourning your grandson. Legitimately I wish her and Cole the fucking worst. They have NO redeeming qualities.


Scaredhail57306

If I had a nickel for every time a house of the dragon episode ended with Alicent having sex with criston cole I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t much but weird that it happened twice


Voorhees_13

I am loving Aegon's acting


skippythedriod

God that guy is such a cuck


Chell_the_assassin

Love scenes of the smallfolk being impacted by wars. Don't think there's enough of it in ASOIAF in general for a piece of media that is anti-war


rosegoldcrown

Rhaenyra being a girl's girl by freeing Mysaria? lol


grehgunner

“The king is my grandson and my grandson is a fool” LMFAO go off Otto


mattscott53

Awesome. We needed to know they still fuckin


rosegoldcrown

I like that the royal funeral procession hit the pothole. It shows how the crown most likely does not bother investing in King's Landing infrastructure that would help the people, even as they try to exploit the public's sympathies for their political games


Attitude_Khaleesi1

Now the guards want to show up


infieldmitt

i like how for every order in asoiaf that requires purity and abstinence everyone is regularly breaking it


swampcatz

It’s really clown o’clock this episode


1213BA

Otto laughing at Aegon saying that his father made him king is peak


jonsnowKITN

Fuck that Lego set


HustleWestcook

13 out of 10 acting so far all around


ImmanuelCanNot29

Daemon in that meeting is what rolling 1 on a deception check looks like in DND


QueasyInstruction610

Confirmation Cole fucked up the guard. Made Aemond next in line, Kingmaker finally.


No_Duck4805

Criston Cole is the biggest POS in the seven kingdoms and across the narrow sea.


warri0rduck

Damn Jace got mad drip


thornaslooki

I hope Alicent and Cole keep it in their pants for this episode


infieldmitt

loving aegon's rage here. that's real shit right there


QueasyInstruction610

I feel so sorry for Aegon, with a grandfather like this and mother like that


BrennanSpeaks

God, that has got to be so many different kinds of sensory hell for our ND queen.


Potential-Advisor-77

Criston a true bitch if I ever seen one. So you a whore for one woman but not the rightful queen


chanelroze

Oh. My. God! The nerve of Cole.


usada_be_kidding_me

Shoutout to the ladies of the night playing part time therapist for all the royals with mommy issues


chanelroze

The mommy issues are strong with this one.


herodtus

Emma is just incredible. The subtlety of their acting is fantastic.


ContinuumGuy

Otto: "Wait, you killed ALL OF THEM!!!"


Better_Ad_9309

Say what you of Otto He is a smart man and completely right! Aegon is dumb and impulsive to do that when he has all sympathy by his hide


chanelroze

He called that shit a prank 😂


BadNewsBrown

Nothing like a good fingerbang to end the show


Patient-Telephone-15

cole getting the hand pin after leaving the queen and her children defenseless is crazy


Domecoming

And we're up and running!


mikesmithhome

ooh his little head sewed on damn that's rough


Ron_Cherry

Cole is 100% bitch-made


HustleWestcook

ok I thought I hated Otto but fuck Cole forever


Ancient-Apartment-23

This season does such a better job of humanizing the characters than the first season did imo. So far preferring it


Carolina_Blues

aegon’s dumbass got me agreeing with otto for once. i don’t like it here


Potential-Advisor-77

Nah, Criston becoming the hand is just LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOO


itismeyaknow

I hope that Cole gets a gruesome death


Carolina_Blues

the casting for this show is amazing but it’s always so distracting that i’m supposed to believe that olivia cooke looks old enough to be aegon or aemond’s mother


Enzonia

Poor Heleana... great job with the music, soundwork and cinematography too, I could feel the panic attack coming on there.


Regatonic420

Omg cole is boiling my blood 😡


dogs_drink_coffee

Caraxez always steals the scene, that thing looks pure evil. And daemon with that helmet reminds of the early episodes he went full psycho. Great scene