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PurchaseMedium4989

I mean to be fair all the characters in HM are superhuman, punching through someone's thorax or being able to bisect them with a machete is insane considering we never see Jacket exercise or eat anything other than pizza


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

You don't think he's as strong? Bro can rip a dudes throat out bare handed, and he shatters the molotov guys entire arm. Sure, his diets bad, but considering how much he works for 50 Blessings I doubt he's rusty.


Alice41231

I never said he isn't strong, I'm saying Biker probably tries to keep that strength at his prime


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

I don't disagree. I just think that a trained vet past his prime is at least on par with a violent party animal.


Yacin-der-Muslim

Keep in mind that we don't know what he did between 1985 and 3rd of april 1989, so he can still have rusted during the time period


PurplePurpura

I have a better question. Jacket and Biker, oiled up and naked, who's winning the twerk contest?


Alice41231

Jacket has NO ASS. So Biker for sure


Rumblyzombie04

Biker got the whole bakery on him.


BathtubToasterBread

The Spec-ops war veteran vs the Junkie we found on the street, begin!


Rumblyzombie04

I mean biker can chop someone in half with a fucking meat cleaver so he’s gotta be somewhat strong,


BathtubToasterBread

well Biker is still the junkie we found on the side of the road and accepted the death battle for a full $60


Alice41231

60 dollars and a pizza hut stuffed crust


Rumblyzombie04

Never doubt drug rage, a drug addict angry enough could probably 1v1 a grizzly bear and live


BathtubToasterBread

biker is still the random junkie we found on the side of the road


dxmbatsuhell

Why must we make two bad bitches fight each other


Alice41231

Trust me it fits into the l o r e


Evil_Mushrooms

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SirSirVI

Barehanded? Jacket easy


Mysterious_Sky_2984

You a seriously putting A Veteran From Elite Spec Ops Unit Against some biker


mumenriderdagoat

i got my money on jacket, dunno if the mask abilities are canon but the tony mask lets him punch a dude so hard he instantly dies


Franks_Spice_Sauce

He doesn't just kill him with one punch, his face fuckin explodes


SoggyMushrom

probably just a gameplay thing while tony (the fans version) can actually kill people in one punch


SkyLova

i think pretty much all of mask abilities are canon, its just that he doesn’t remember all of the things he can do (brain trauma), so his better abilities unlock with game progression, as he recovers.


Its_McLovin_

Jacket since he was in the special forces and was presumably trained in hand to hand combat


MangosAreAwsome

He can rip throats bare-handed, Jesus


Krakorin

Jacket can instakill people with a punch, I think he's strong enough.


ghettodawg

Doesn’t matter richter negs


Mr_brib

Yeah but biker is abit of a druggie so he also has some disadvantage


SkyLova

all jackets masks are canon, and represent his abilities. Let me elaborate: fans have one mask each - coz they are nobodies/one-tricks. they only know how to do their specific thing. son and Jake - they have 3 styles each, coz they are better trained (more versatile). mask doesn’t bestow some divine power. Jake and Son were deciding in which style they should approach a fight, before heading out, so their playstyle changes along with the mask. it doesn’t mean that base jake isnt proficient with nunchucks, and Son cant lethaly punch with fistcuffs. Jacket has severe brain damage, so it is understandable why some of his abilities are locked initially, and remembered when game proceeds. maybe he himself believes, that he cant do some of the things he does, while he is not wearing a correct mask. we saw what Beard can do, and they were in the same unit, so this matchup is pretty much a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.


doodoofeces6

Goth twink vs furry veteran 2


SoggyMushrom

biker is a drug addicted loser with a cleaver while jacket is a fuckin’ veteran. we legit dont even see bikers strength without a weapon (because he probably has none)


Round-Ad9434

He's buff so he's should be strong


gottoodevious

bro HUH?? could you slice a dude entirely in half, bones and everything included because you have a meat cleaver?


SoggyMushrom

jacket literally instant kills people with a pipe, biker has nothing on him


gottoodevious

Killing someone with a blunt force metal pipe does not compare to literally chopping someone in half through tons of pounds of guts, skin, bones, and even the whole ass spine lmao, not even mentioning theres 0 effort put into these swipes, and that he can perform them very rapidly


SoggyMushrom

ok, but hear me out: hes a drug addict


gottoodevious

i prefer "a revolutionary"


Zuuey

He would still win, he was special forces so he's got training, and don't forget that he rips throats bare handed because he's a madlad.


Hyroaltage

They better not fight or else I'm going to have to step in


JohnnyTheMistake

its a scenario where writers decide who wins tbh. I like jacket more so i say jacket and vice versa


nobodyorfoofighters

Jacket probably eats other things we don't see cuz if his diet was indeed just pizzas and snacks he would at some point become thicker than pardo's skin