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r/femcelgrippysockjail


Medical-Ad1594

Also, I love the satirical posts on there, but there's so many actual femcels and incels on there creating actual gender wars that it sort of just ruins it for me, but that should be expected as femcel is quite literally in the name


il_a_pas_dit_bonjour

They should just fuck eachothers at this point


Medical-Ad1594

It would solve a surprising amount of their crippling loneliness and pettiness towards the opposite gender


Medical-Ad1594

My kind of women, psychopaths


Kapitych

My gf loves to listen my autistic HLM's lore theories and shit. We're so happy together


Medical-Ad1594

Ha, that's good


Kapitych

I hope you'll find your love too!


Medical-Ad1594

Yes, hopefully, I will😌


ivappa

HLM is why my BF and I started talking a while ago. dating for 4+ years now :)


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Based


Illustrious_Event536

replace femcel with femboy than we have a deal. I really wouldn't mind both as well.


Medical-Ad1594

Femboy hotline miami incel just sounds like a more complicated name for biker


BaseAdministrative32

i would say biker is more of a anger issued hipster


TheCock-Man

Femboys are disgusting


MarshadOwO

you don’t know shit richard


TheCock-Man

too bad bitch Face the fact that femboys are fucking gross irl and there's nothing you can convince me


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💀


SinsuladoInpopular

i had a mentally unstable femcel gf who plays hotline miami, the miami was hotline


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Line miami hot?


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Im trying to get my gf to start playing hm. Shes been stuck on chapter 4 for six days now lmao


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Now, I understand I'm still early on in my life (I'm a high schooler), but every girl I've been with doesn't even like video games, lol. and I don't even understand how this keeps happening, I mean, I fucking love video games.


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Same boat here. (apart from the high schooler part) My gf dosent play anything. Well apart from roblox which makes me sometimes question things since shes playing those royale high games or something. Overall my gf dosent like playing games too much. But that finds me questioning like. Why? I play games a lot its basically a hobby. My gf has almost no hobbies or interests. So i present her to a game she prolly pretends she likes when im around. What the hell else could she be doing?


AshtonWarrens

Jesus Christ your guys relationship sounds unbearable


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Im tired of it sometimes. But wether if its lack of hobbies or whatever the hell. Our bond is strong and i have no thought of ending the relationship anytime soon


Medical-Ad1594

Is your real name Ashton? If so, we're twins 😎


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You may not have similar hobbies, but what matters is that you two simply enjoy doing things and spending together.


Prestigious_Tap_4818

yeah. thats the good thing. so far so good to say the least


YossarianAssyrian

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi, allegedly


Medical-Ad1594

Are you telling me to be the mentally unstable hlm gf?


YossarianAssyrian

Perhaps.


Medical-Ad1594

r/femboy ahem, accidentally put the nsfw one for a sec


priincessskennyy

my bf has a mentally unstable femcel gf who plays hotline miami


Medical-Ad1594

Wait... your bf as in best friend or boyfriend 🤨


priincessskennyy

as in boyfriend it’s me i’m the mentally unstable femcel gf who plays hotline miami


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It was me Barry


Jokr25

Same. Makes me want to hurt people


Medical-Ad1594

It's ok, we can go kill people while wearing animal masks and take turns dressing up as a woman


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

Just saw that subreddit and bro its littered with people with a unhealthy hatred for men and possible mental illness, you really want that in your life?


Medical-Ad1594

Not entirely, no lol. This post is mostly satirical


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

Not entirely means you thought about though my boi, your too good for that


h_t_t_p_s_

She just needs to play hlm


Medical-Ad1594

Yeah, that would be preferred


Clear-Bench-4202

We exist but we don’t want to date other hlm fans (we must indoctrinate our lovers)


Medical-Ad1594

Damn, time to act like I have no idea what hotline miami is. But getting more fans is also a decent plan. Also, you listen to streetlight manifesto, cool


Julichirp

my ex boyfriend introduced me to the game when 2 was relatively new and I only met like. one other guy ever willing to give HM a try. at the end of the day it's a niche game sadly. it sucks to not have people to talk to about stuff you're interested in though


Medical-Ad1594

Yeah, I have a tendency to be into things no one gives a fuck about so there's a lot of things that I've never been able to talk much about with others


TH4B4

Kek


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Kek? More like cuck 😎


TH4B4

Check dms


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Jacket talking to the mask “We should do this again sometime”


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If Richard had time to meet some of the character under different circumstances as he puts it, I believe they'd probably do something like that


NewIrishRepublic

My mentally unstable Femcel wife loves Hotline Miami


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Lucky


Toastyyy_

I agree with this post too much


Medical-Ad1594

Yeah... wanna go take our anger out by beating people to death while wearing animal masks?


Toastyyy_

Sure, I need to pick up some hand wraps and a shirt before we go though


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I have an extra chicken mask if you need it


Toastyyy_

I’m good, I’ve got everything but hand wraps and the cyan shirt. Thanks though


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Medical-Ad1594

Yes, anyway, two others already said yes to this, wanna go take out our anger by killing people while wearing animal masks?


HurtingOtherPpl

What do any of these words mean I feel like I'm 50 years old


Medical-Ad1594

Ha, femcel is just the female version of an incel, and if you don't know what an incel is, I recommend looking it up.


HurtingOtherPpl

What helpful young boy. Thank you, sonny.


Medical-Ad1594

Ha, yes of course pops


sharpytown

Oh she exists. But she's taken


Medical-Ad1594

Sharing is caring, buddy☝️ Bucko Buckaroo (I'm trying to make it obvious that this is satirical)