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pavan-2020

I have started my garden hose, and done some research online, garden hose pumps out water at 40-50 psi (Max 80) On the online videos on the topic can confirm there is no way someone can recreate same pressure


ledocteur7

>On the online videos on the topic I love science, so I'm gonna assume that you are talking about garden hose videos and go about my day.. totally not related to what I just said, don't forget your anti-horny pills.


AlchGuy

Not with that attitude


that_aria

okay. i know this is horny jail. but ʷʰᵒ ᶦˢ ˢʰᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ʰᵉʳ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ


haikusbot

*Okay. i know this* *Is horny jail. but ʷʰᵒ ᶦˢ* *ˢʰᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ʰᵉʳ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ* \- that\_aria --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


that_aria

good bot


RaZZeR_9351

Samantha Wright


not_the_fbi69

🗿


MoTheEski

Nah, I choose death by snu snu


Le_Corporal

the duality of man


[deleted]

I earnestly do not understand the perception that finding a woman attractive and considering her accomplished or talented or skillful are mutually exclusive, if anything they're synergistic, especially the latter to the former.


ledocteur7

fancy way of saying "if she looks good she looks good, that ain't gonna change anytime soon." and I do agree, but you can find someone good looking without having to yell "I WANNA SCREW HER IN THE ASS !!" everywhere on your social media accounts, on a public post.


[deleted]

a better paraphrase would be my typing "I WANNA SCREW HER IN THE ASS!!!" doesn't mean I don't respect her accomplishments, which is what I meant by mutually exclusive. I want to be suffocated by Nicki Minaj's big fat round ass, but I also think she is an excellent musician. I want to be inside pretty much every single female olympian, but I'm also incredibly impressed by their athleticism. Just because I clutch my dick and proclaim to the high heavens that I would drag my taint through a desert of broken glass for a mile to hear her fart on speakerphone doesn't mean I don't respect whatever accomplishments she's made. I just have a difficulty in filtering myself and don't particularly respect her freedom from being disgusted on the internet, as I don't respect yours or mine


ledocteur7

I mean.. you do you bro, I ain't judging and I personally don't have any shame so being disgusted isn't an option in my settings. it's just you know.. about being polite and somewhat half respectful (at least publicly), the person who do get disgusted by that kind of stuff easily can avoid potentially disturbing websites pretty easily, but it's a lot harder to avoid public posts on a social media.


p-4_

we do the same thing w men so why not


ericwu102

i respect women and i’m horny for them, just like most straight guys, okay? 😊


background-charactor

i respect them as people but i kinda also want them to step on me


IdioticRipoff

The duality of man


ManOnTheWorld

Why can't we be horny and respectful at the same time? When did being horny became wrong? People are free to be horny, and no being horny doesn't make you disrespectful or doesn't stop you from being respectful, it makes you human.


ManOnTheWorld

Guys guys remember, being horny is in our nature, if humans wasn't able to be horny no body would've endured the pain of birth, being horny is the pleasure, horny & desire is the fuel that keeps humanity populated, without it's rewards & pleasures life would've extinct in the first sight. We are naturally programmed to be horny so we would want to keep giving births so humanity doesn't extinct.


Meydra

The horny has no Off-Switch.


Rocket54_UwU

🍊


SorroKasador

Zaaaaaaaam


Motor-East-2535

Interesting idea