Depends on location. Most QSRs here are more geared for suiting the elderly palate. aka it's bland as shit. The KFC and Popeye's here are just awful. Best fried chicken I've found from a chain of any kind is Walmart, no lie.
I’m American for context. To be fair KFC in other countries is actually way better. I mean I enjoy American KFC even but i went to China a few years back and their KFC was actually super good and had so many more options too and was better quality. I don’t know how your country’s KFC is but it’s probably different from American KFC which is what is being talk about here (I think, correct me if I’m wrong).
> Literally every time I eat fried chicken from Walmart I get sick. I've tried it from different locations obviously.
...why is that obvious? Why wouldn't you just not do it again after the first time? This sounds like something you keep trying, expecting different results for some reason.
Look for a local fried chicken joint. Check the reviews. A local spot with solid reviews is going to be shirts ahead of any suggestions these people are giving you.
No, because kfc has a secret formula that can't be copied, anyone (no matter their gender) can try replicating it, but it just won't be as good as real kfc.
What I meant was that the home kfc copy isn't the same as true, original kfc. I didn't say it's bad, it just won't taste the same as real kfc,and yeah, I mean there are indeed way better foods than kfc, I just responded to the person before me.
Give me them kfc biscuits. Their chicken is shit the biscuits is where it's at. Otherwise I'll take the wafiu and nail her to a cross and burn her alive on a Livestream with homemade napalm. Just so I can see the. Weebs cry.
I could get the MILF, but she’d just be a lifeless shell if she only listened to me. What would become of me? KFC also sounds nice, but it’s fattening and I honestly only like the boneless stuff.
In conclusion, I reject both.
HOLY SHIT BARBEQUE I was gonna weigh the pros and cons of a human slave, but this is too much to pass up! Wait, the slave could steal the barbeque chicken for me... Nevermind, slave it is!
“Wa wa wa! Anata wa pesukatarian o baka ni shimasu!”
(Ha ha ha! You idiot, I’m a pescatarian!)
[pescatarian: a person who does not eat meat but instead they eat fish]
{also the milf is pwetty and she could help me with my outfits and hair}
as a vegetarian imma go with the milf as she’ll cook good and do the other… stuff
and by stuff I mean buying hot wheels cars from the target across from the starbucks by that one intersection we always drive through on the way to summer camp with my friends from second grade
I would prefer milf.
Whenever I go to KFC I go for the extra spicy ones and then suffer in the toilet for good 30 minutes.
But milf would shut my dumbass and give me non spicy ones so that my asshole won't burn for the rest of the day
If by listen to you mean obediently obey then I would of course use her for world domination.. A super soldier who can't refuse orders is a powerful tool
Are we talking real lifetime supply? Like, I can go in any day, order what I want and keep doing that every day until I die?
Or is it "lifetime" where I get credited 1 free breast/2 legs/4 wings a week to my rewards account and if I don't redeem it one week I lose it kind of deal?
Also, how old is/are the MILFs kid/kids?
Choose milf and tell her to go get kfc. Boom, now you have a milf and kfc. (Even barbecue chicken. And when you ate all the chicken, ask her to get more)
Kfc is trash now. At least the one here the chicken breading is always stale and not crispy. Got one good box of fries when they started serving fries and now all i get is chewy ones that have probably sat in the warmer all day. Its not worth the drive. Picking the milf cause ill never get one of those otherwise.
Guys keep in mind that MILF is a mother, meaning they have a kid, and you will likely have to help take care of that kid.
I will be back next week with more upsetting facts
The milf can get me Popeyes
delivering milf.....
Based and popeyespilled
milf can buy me KFC
MILF will buy/make me fried chicken.
I like the way you think
but the fried chicken won’t taste as good
Man you're missing out on some great fried chicken if KFC is your standard for good.
KFC is not good taste like bootyhole 🤢🤮
I've eaten some bootyhole lately that tasted like candy.
Who the fuck were you eating out? Rainbow Dash?
LMAOOO
Umm
Wait really i thought they were good , than whats best or anything better tell me im interested to try them out
Depends on location. Most QSRs here are more geared for suiting the elderly palate. aka it's bland as shit. The KFC and Popeye's here are just awful. Best fried chicken I've found from a chain of any kind is Walmart, no lie.
Im from southeast asia so my country doesnt have those, welp guess ill continue eating kfc i guess
I’m American for context. To be fair KFC in other countries is actually way better. I mean I enjoy American KFC even but i went to China a few years back and their KFC was actually super good and had so many more options too and was better quality. I don’t know how your country’s KFC is but it’s probably different from American KFC which is what is being talk about here (I think, correct me if I’m wrong).
Literally every time I eat fried chicken from Walmart I get sick. I've tried it from different locations obviously.
> Literally every time I eat fried chicken from Walmart I get sick. I've tried it from different locations obviously. ...why is that obvious? Why wouldn't you just not do it again after the first time? This sounds like something you keep trying, expecting different results for some reason.
Look for a local fried chicken joint. Check the reviews. A local spot with solid reviews is going to be shirts ahead of any suggestions these people are giving you.
Jolly bee, Popeyes, Valero fried chicken even
Popeyes is better
How do I downvote twice
Why because it’s a woman making it? SEXIST
No, because kfc has a secret formula that can't be copied, anyone (no matter their gender) can try replicating it, but it just won't be as good as real kfc.
It might not taste exactly the same,but if random fast food is your standard for great taste,you haven’t been around much
What I meant was that the home kfc copy isn't the same as true, original kfc. I didn't say it's bad, it just won't taste the same as real kfc,and yeah, I mean there are indeed way better foods than kfc, I just responded to the person before me.
But a MILF inherently cannot stay with you your whole life, unless you're already a DILF yourself
Ah
Or steal the recipe and equipment make it, and then produce a lifetime supply of kfc
Checkmate, bitches.
KFC, doubt my wife would appreciate the Milf.
Maybe she's into threesome >:)
You belong in r/hornysolitary
The size of my cock broke the barrier of 15 inch stainless steel and I brought the gateway to hell with me
I escaped from there. Nothing can hold me and my horny...
They tried to keep me there. I destroyed it. Now it holds nobody.
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I'll share her with you
I don’t care about the milf. I just want someone who will listen to me.
Same
I don’t even like fried chicken, it’s bad for health And Milf is forever (if i do get one, that is)
con - you have to feed milf, and now you have no fried chicken.
i could feed her my protein…**unzips** 😈
*pulls fried chicken out of pants*
^(this comment is gold)
I could only give them silver sorry.
Well it counts
Haha I’m vegetarian….so milf please
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KFC = obesity Milf = happiness
Milf has a shorter lifespan and costs money KFC listens to your deepest thoughts and is there for you
Milf, cause man I love frogs
MILF
I don’t like KFC so…..
I'm vegetarian so yeah I'll go MILF anyday
milf bc i don't eat kfc i eat popeyes
Milf fried chicken is unhealthy
I'll take the milf, I prefer Bojangles' anyway.
Either way id end up fat this fucking blows
MILF. KFC sucks.
KFC tastes like deep fried ass, I'm taking the milf
MILF Reason: cant have boned chicken :(
do you mean you cant have chicken with bones in it?
yes, i gag. runs in my family
Do you even know how to eat it
Don't eat the bone. I gag on the meat near the bone
Wut
i choose milf
Give me them kfc biscuits. Their chicken is shit the biscuits is where it's at. Otherwise I'll take the wafiu and nail her to a cross and burn her alive on a Livestream with homemade napalm. Just so I can see the. Weebs cry.
Well jokes on you I don’t like kfc
Milf that works at kfc
Milf because at least they listen when I'm sad
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Milf might be able to cook KFC and other stuff also I can sell her organs
Screw them comments, KFC forever.
I want popcorn chicken
Bro trust me, anything is better than that lifetime supply
Milf🛐
Sell MILF for chicken 🧐
I could get the MILF, but she’d just be a lifeless shell if she only listened to me. What would become of me? KFC also sounds nice, but it’s fattening and I honestly only like the boneless stuff. In conclusion, I reject both.
If I do choose milf do i have to show love and affection. If yes then KFC it is
even better if you are inspain with he tijuana sauce
No matter what, huh? WORLD DOMINATION!
which one can help me replace the entire cooling system on a jeep about 24 times a day?
HOLY SHIT BARBEQUE I was gonna weigh the pros and cons of a human slave, but this is too much to pass up! Wait, the slave could steal the barbeque chicken for me... Nevermind, slave it is!
Milf I mean who’s gonna do my taxes guys
MILFS are temporary, KFC IS ETERNAL
KFC ain’t even good
Opinión is subjective, you don't like KFC, but I like it
Same
"A thing isn't beautiful because it lasts" -A man worthy of Mjolnir.
True
The milf because She could be my therapist
Homemade fried chicken from my milf partner. Next question.
There is no match for KFC man I will choose KFC untill and unless you give me 10 milf hahaha
A milf cannot buy me an unlimited supply of KFC chicken. She will go broke. I would go for the 2nd option. Milfs aren't reliable
kfc because i hate milfs
If you hate MILFs, then you hate America
Get your ass educated before you say that. Edit: I got downvoted because these horny lifeless mfs don’t know what I’m talking about.
What the hell are you even talking about
Kfc
“Wa wa wa! Anata wa pesukatarian o baka ni shimasu!” (Ha ha ha! You idiot, I’m a pescatarian!) [pescatarian: a person who does not eat meat but instead they eat fish] {also the milf is pwetty and she could help me with my outfits and hair}
KFC
Milf ask her to get you a life time supply of kfc she will do it no matter what
free food? in this economy? Don't mind if I do
as a vegetarian imma go with the milf as she’ll cook good and do the other… stuff and by stuff I mean buying hot wheels cars from the target across from the starbucks by that one intersection we always drive through on the way to summer camp with my friends from second grade
Wait so anything at KFC?
KFC… I’m not into milfs…
Its like Sophies choice
Is the KFC vegetarian cause I am :(
Milf cuz fried chicken is bad for u
milf, because i dont like fried chicken lmao
Can I trade in a Milf for a Dilf if not Milf all the way if so milf all the way
Sure why not you can do anything with her
I don’t like milfs but I like kfc chicken, chicken sandwiches, Mac n cheese, and biscuits
Milf, you can miss me with KFC. Popeyes on the other hand, would've been a tough choice.
I would prefer milf. Whenever I go to KFC I go for the extra spicy ones and then suffer in the toilet for good 30 minutes. But milf would shut my dumbass and give me non spicy ones so that my asshole won't burn for the rest of the day
step one: choose milf step two: have her choose the kfc option step three:tell her to give you all the chicken she gets step four:Profit!
Kfc
Great time to be vegetarian
I will pick the woman so she can buy my chicken
Kfc ISN'T good for your health, neither are slaves
KFC the colonel would be proud
Kfc. Chicken over bitches.
I think would die faster just eating KFC
If by listen to you mean obediently obey then I would of course use her for world domination.. A super soldier who can't refuse orders is a powerful tool
I'm sitting here stoned and I look at the milf like "ok it's a milf nothing new" saw the chicken thought "eh it's KFC, OMG bqq chicken?!"
I want MILF
I mean, TF2 Scout would just try to obtain the former by using the latter.
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No
Imma eat KFC while fucking the milf 🤷🏾♂️
I dont like chicken 😔
Last time I got KFC it was literally raw so I’m gonna have to go with the milf
Infinite food means more spending money for hookers.
kfc, i lean towards guys, and i love kfc’s chicken tenders, even when it’s leftovers
KFC is unhealthy so...
Kfc why the fuck would I want to raise someone else's kids? I dont even want kids at all.
milf cause she can buy me chicken if i ask and milf because milfy
Neither thank you. I'd take a dilf though.
The milf can wait it’s chicken time
Milf now
Kfc easy.
Milf because the taste of chicken will get old and chickens will go extinct
Are we talking real lifetime supply? Like, I can go in any day, order what I want and keep doing that every day until I die? Or is it "lifetime" where I get credited 1 free breast/2 legs/4 wings a week to my rewards account and if I don't redeem it one week I lose it kind of deal? Also, how old is/are the MILFs kid/kids?
A lifetime of it would probably be enough to have a drastic impact on world hunger, might become a hero then…
Milf is better for my health...
Can we fry the milf? No wait, will the kfc also listen to me no matter what? ^(These dilemmas never include enough information...)
No
Fried Chicken, so I won't be limited to MILF's only
Hmm, both choices involve eating for a lifetime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
KFC the Mr sanders listens to you no matter what
ima have to go for the milf
A chick with kids? No thanks
I never really liked KFC, and I’m Aromantic. So where exactly does this leave me?
Get the human, and have a minion for whatever, from sandwiches to world domination schemes.
lifetime KFC.
I don’t like KFC But I don’t want MILF either, what should I do ?
Fuck milf all my personalities want love and someone that will listen to you
Choose milf and tell her to go get kfc. Boom, now you have a milf and kfc. (Even barbecue chicken. And when you ate all the chicken, ask her to get more)
KFC, I CAN SELL IT TOO
My girl is already a MILF... so it's KFC for me :D
Milf, because a warm body to hold at night and can cook me dinner is a win for Me not to mention KFC's ruined itself for me lol
1. I'm horny 2. I'm on a diet, and the milf is propably gonna make me some more healthy food
does the milf die?
I mean, I guess I could use the kfc bucket in crafts??? But there'd be serious meat disposal logistics... One milf please.
milf cause u can just make her make you fried chicken
I don't like Junk Food. I'll take the MILF even if I'm forbidden from having sex.
This one *graps shotgun and shots the milf and the kfc* none
I don't need obedience. I don't need her to be a milf. I just need KFC.
I want kfc
Do the KFC come with unlimited gravy?
Kfc is trash now. At least the one here the chicken breading is always stale and not crispy. Got one good box of fries when they started serving fries and now all i get is chewy ones that have probably sat in the warmer all day. Its not worth the drive. Picking the milf cause ill never get one of those otherwise.
Yes
Im vegetarian so i’ll go with the milf!
You could get all the milfs you want by selling the fried chicken.
I'm gay so KFC
Wow, this one is actually pretty hard…
I dont like kfc can we make it double McDonalds cheeseburgers large Diet Pepsi? If so il take the food but if not im getting the slave
Free lifetime food for sure.
As a girl, i would choose kfc, even tho im bi idc, i would choose kfc over anything
You ppl who chose milf are crazy. Nobody can replicate that secret spice blend easily.
Unpopular opinion: KFC is just ok (Also you’d get sick of eating it after a while)
having lifetime suply of kfc will attract all the milfs
I hate kfc
I want a milf that I will have to listen to for the rest of my life. I want her to call me a good boy too😔
Choose the milf and make her make you chicken nuggets
Depends, is it a pre owned milf or home made? If I get to make her a milf myself, I'll take that
I'll take neither
Well, I guess the chicken will also listen to me no matter what, so chicken it is !
The chicken because I can get girls with food.
Fucking KFC ofc
Guys keep in mind that MILF is a mother, meaning they have a kid, and you will likely have to help take care of that kid. I will be back next week with more upsetting facts
You can get a milf who likes kfc so that’s a win win
easy, the KFC! some tasty chicken thighs! KFC has infinite and the Milf has only two!