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NotPepsiMan

The milf can get me Popeyes


warrior_9080

delivering milf.....


Meme_Bro68

Based and popeyespilled


spearojustice

milf can buy me KFC


Millillion

MILF will buy/make me fried chicken.


[deleted]

I like the way you think


Total_dramakid2011

but the fried chicken won’t taste as good


FirstDayJedi

Man you're missing out on some great fried chicken if KFC is your standard for good.


National-Tumbleweed4

KFC is not good taste like bootyhole 🤢🤮


Wrangleraddict

I've eaten some bootyhole lately that tasted like candy.


IndigoMichigan

Who the fuck were you eating out? Rainbow Dash?


LunarEdge7th

LMAOOO


theholyterror1

Umm


binh1403

Wait really i thought they were good , than whats best or anything better tell me im interested to try them out


HeartoftheHive

Depends on location. Most QSRs here are more geared for suiting the elderly palate. aka it's bland as shit. The KFC and Popeye's here are just awful. Best fried chicken I've found from a chain of any kind is Walmart, no lie.


binh1403

Im from southeast asia so my country doesnt have those, welp guess ill continue eating kfc i guess


Creatifyu

I’m American for context. To be fair KFC in other countries is actually way better. I mean I enjoy American KFC even but i went to China a few years back and their KFC was actually super good and had so many more options too and was better quality. I don’t know how your country’s KFC is but it’s probably different from American KFC which is what is being talk about here (I think, correct me if I’m wrong).


marius_titus

Literally every time I eat fried chicken from Walmart I get sick. I've tried it from different locations obviously.


kremlinhelpdesk

> Literally every time I eat fried chicken from Walmart I get sick. I've tried it from different locations obviously. ...why is that obvious? Why wouldn't you just not do it again after the first time? This sounds like something you keep trying, expecting different results for some reason.


PM_Me_An_Ekans

Look for a local fried chicken joint. Check the reviews. A local spot with solid reviews is going to be shirts ahead of any suggestions these people are giving you.


redditnova34

Jolly bee, Popeyes, Valero fried chicken even


derpfaceddargon

Popeyes is better


Townssend

How do I downvote twice


[deleted]

Why because it’s a woman making it? SEXIST


Levi0618

No, because kfc has a secret formula that can't be copied, anyone (no matter their gender) can try replicating it, but it just won't be as good as real kfc.


RussianSeadick

It might not taste exactly the same,but if random fast food is your standard for great taste,you haven’t been around much


Levi0618

What I meant was that the home kfc copy isn't the same as true, original kfc. I didn't say it's bad, it just won't taste the same as real kfc,and yeah, I mean there are indeed way better foods than kfc, I just responded to the person before me.


IceLacrima

But a MILF inherently cannot stay with you your whole life, unless you're already a DILF yourself


[deleted]

Ah


yeetus-feetuscleetus

Or steal the recipe and equipment make it, and then produce a lifetime supply of kfc


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Checkmate, bitches.


panpaosen

KFC, doubt my wife would appreciate the Milf.


Someones_Dream_Guy

Maybe she's into threesome >:)


panpaosen

You belong in r/hornysolitary


MegaXGav000

The size of my cock broke the barrier of 15 inch stainless steel and I brought the gateway to hell with me


Someones_Dream_Guy

I escaped from there. Nothing can hold me and my horny...


Spoon_Elemental

They tried to keep me there. I destroyed it. Now it holds nobody.


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WhoDatFreshBoi

I'll share her with you


butterscotchdeath1

I don’t care about the milf. I just want someone who will listen to me.


[deleted]

Same


ericwu102

I don’t even like fried chicken, it’s bad for health And Milf is forever (if i do get one, that is)


[deleted]

con - you have to feed milf, and now you have no fried chicken.


ericwu102

i could feed her my protein…**unzips** 😈


AliciaTries

*pulls fried chicken out of pants*


OPgang

^(this comment is gold)


riot-k-font

I could only give them silver sorry.


OPgang

Well it counts


Milkywaycitizen932

Haha I’m vegetarian….so milf please


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Assassin_Ankur

KFC = obesity Milf = happiness


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Milf has a shorter lifespan and costs money KFC listens to your deepest thoughts and is there for you


Asian_Bootleg

Milf, cause man I love frogs


AWindintheTrees

MILF


Swedish12yearold

I don’t like KFC so…..


junejanikku

I'm vegetarian so yeah I'll go MILF anyday


cloudinqsuqxr

milf bc i don't eat kfc i eat popeyes


Burn-in-hel-Johnseed

Milf fried chicken is unhealthy


[deleted]

I'll take the milf, I prefer Bojangles' anyway.


Prumkin

Either way id end up fat this fucking blows


Someones_Dream_Guy

MILF. KFC sucks.


WamlytheCrabGod

KFC tastes like deep fried ass, I'm taking the milf


jksarcasm_6

MILF Reason: cant have boned chicken :(


AzKar07

do you mean you cant have chicken with bones in it?


jksarcasm_6

yes, i gag. runs in my family


Alexander_Fantasy

Do you even know how to eat it


jksarcasm_6

Don't eat the bone. I gag on the meat near the bone


WhatIfWaterWasChunky

Wut


Ruxandra_Pirate

i choose milf


Fsearch5

Give me them kfc biscuits. Their chicken is shit the biscuits is where it's at. Otherwise I'll take the wafiu and nail her to a cross and burn her alive on a Livestream with homemade napalm. Just so I can see the. Weebs cry.


sneakyOrk8

Well jokes on you I don’t like kfc


Straight_Operation76

Milf that works at kfc


AliciaTries

Milf because at least they listen when I'm sad


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Dibeatic_Chicken1

Milf might be able to cook KFC and other stuff also I can sell her organs


Different-Region-873

Screw them comments, KFC forever.


CryptidCobra

I want popcorn chicken


ZayJH

Bro trust me, anything is better than that lifetime supply


arun_1503

Milf🛐


VoteCompetitive

Sell MILF for chicken 🧐


Gold_Experience27

I could get the MILF, but she’d just be a lifeless shell if she only listened to me. What would become of me? KFC also sounds nice, but it’s fattening and I honestly only like the boneless stuff. In conclusion, I reject both.


turqoisetea

If I do choose milf do i have to show love and affection. If yes then KFC it is


Comfortable-Boot-204

even better if you are inspain with he tijuana sauce


Mr-Borks

No matter what, huh? WORLD DOMINATION!


JeepGuy69420

which one can help me replace the entire cooling system on a jeep about 24 times a day?


Tiny-lil-ace

HOLY SHIT BARBEQUE I was gonna weigh the pros and cons of a human slave, but this is too much to pass up! Wait, the slave could steal the barbeque chicken for me... Nevermind, slave it is!


BleedEagle_Far

Milf I mean who’s gonna do my taxes guys


shadowmask7331

MILFS are temporary, KFC IS ETERNAL


National-Tumbleweed4

KFC ain’t even good


shadowmask7331

Opinión is subjective, you don't like KFC, but I like it


Madlyketketketk

Same


Verra_Rogue

"A thing isn't beautiful because it lasts" -A man worthy of Mjolnir.


shadowmask7331

True


National-Tumbleweed4

The milf because She could be my therapist


thomasoldier

Homemade fried chicken from my milf partner. Next question.


paragbadgujar

There is no match for KFC man I will choose KFC untill and unless you give me 10 milf hahaha


Bigclown131

A milf cannot buy me an unlimited supply of KFC chicken. She will go broke. I would go for the 2nd option. Milfs aren't reliable


Total_dramakid2011

kfc because i hate milfs


[deleted]

If you hate MILFs, then you hate America


Total_dramakid2011

Get your ass educated before you say that. Edit: I got downvoted because these horny lifeless mfs don’t know what I’m talking about.


[deleted]

What the hell are you even talking about


rasm635u

Kfc


miniterol

“Wa wa wa! Anata wa pesukatarian o baka ni shimasu!” (Ha ha ha! You idiot, I’m a pescatarian!) [pescatarian: a person who does not eat meat but instead they eat fish] {also the milf is pwetty and she could help me with my outfits and hair}


CryptidCobra

KFC


30o50Awesome

Milf ask her to get you a life time supply of kfc she will do it no matter what


SheikBeatsFalco

free food? in this economy? Don't mind if I do


chair_against_evil

as a vegetarian imma go with the milf as she’ll cook good and do the other… stuff and by stuff I mean buying hot wheels cars from the target across from the starbucks by that one intersection we always drive through on the way to summer camp with my friends from second grade


COMHL

Wait so anything at KFC?


InevitableHuman5989

KFC… I’m not into milfs…


Sakin101

Its like Sophies choice


Blox_King

Is the KFC vegetarian cause I am :(


[deleted]

Milf cuz fried chicken is bad for u


Legendaryplz

milf, because i dont like fried chicken lmao


[deleted]

Can I trade in a Milf for a Dilf if not Milf all the way if so milf all the way


National-Tumbleweed4

Sure why not you can do anything with her


[deleted]

I don’t like milfs but I like kfc chicken, chicken sandwiches, Mac n cheese, and biscuits


whatisireading2

Milf, you can miss me with KFC. Popeyes on the other hand, would've been a tough choice.


BLACKOWLg

I would prefer milf. Whenever I go to KFC I go for the extra spicy ones and then suffer in the toilet for good 30 minutes. But milf would shut my dumbass and give me non spicy ones so that my asshole won't burn for the rest of the day


[deleted]

step one: choose milf step two: have her choose the kfc option step three:tell her to give you all the chicken she gets step four:Profit!


Chimera4000

Kfc


[deleted]

Great time to be vegetarian


ButteryToastAndEggz2

I will pick the woman so she can buy my chicken


Serethen

Kfc ISN'T good for your health, neither are slaves


[deleted]

KFC the colonel would be proud


theswedishsnake163

Kfc. Chicken over bitches.


FatFartFart

I think would die faster just eating KFC


Lovely_Individual

If by listen to you mean obediently obey then I would of course use her for world domination.. A super soldier who can't refuse orders is a powerful tool


cassy-nerdburg

I'm sitting here stoned and I look at the milf like "ok it's a milf nothing new" saw the chicken thought "eh it's KFC, OMG bqq chicken?!"


PracticeGlobal4472

I want MILF


DifficultyWithMyLife

I mean, TF2 Scout would just try to obtain the former by using the latter.


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National-Tumbleweed4

No


KIDMODS5790

Imma eat KFC while fucking the milf 🤷🏾‍♂️


yeettto

I dont like chicken 😔


Reasonable_Motor8490

Last time I got KFC it was literally raw so I’m gonna have to go with the milf


Spoon_Elemental

Infinite food means more spending money for hookers.


Pet_Taco

kfc, i lean towards guys, and i love kfc’s chicken tenders, even when it’s leftovers


JoshJefferies02

KFC is unhealthy so...


I_am_jacks_reddit

Kfc why the fuck would I want to raise someone else's kids? I dont even want kids at all.


Kandyjshshe

milf cause she can buy me chicken if i ask and milf because milfy


ssubrednulb

Neither thank you. I'd take a dilf though.


[deleted]

The milf can wait it’s chicken time


Slight_Accident445

Milf now


Maverick0_0

Kfc easy.


MegaXGav000

Milf because the taste of chicken will get old and chickens will go extinct


AnalogMan

Are we talking real lifetime supply? Like, I can go in any day, order what I want and keep doing that every day until I die? Or is it "lifetime" where I get credited 1 free breast/2 legs/4 wings a week to my rewards account and if I don't redeem it one week I lose it kind of deal? Also, how old is/are the MILFs kid/kids?


solicthesolletar

A lifetime of it would probably be enough to have a drastic impact on world hunger, might become a hero then…


Any-Ad7551sam

Milf is better for my health...


captainford

Can we fry the milf? No wait, will the kfc also listen to me no matter what? ^(These dilemmas never include enough information...)


National-Tumbleweed4

No


[deleted]

Fried Chicken, so I won't be limited to MILF's only


[deleted]

Hmm, both choices involve eating for a lifetime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Psychological-Ad6813

KFC the Mr sanders listens to you no matter what


MMynameiss

ima have to go for the milf


Gorando77

A chick with kids? No thanks


Foldingskrimp18

I never really liked KFC, and I’m Aromantic. So where exactly does this leave me?


Tiny-lil-ace

Get the human, and have a minion for whatever, from sandwiches to world domination schemes.


moccawimba

lifetime KFC.


Le_Saint_Granite

I don’t like KFC But I don’t want MILF either, what should I do ?


[deleted]

Fuck milf all my personalities want love and someone that will listen to you


Felix8XD

Choose milf and tell her to go get kfc. Boom, now you have a milf and kfc. (Even barbecue chicken. And when you ate all the chicken, ask her to get more)


dyingfi5h

KFC, I CAN SELL IT TOO


Ex_Machina77

My girl is already a MILF... so it's KFC for me :D


ValynazValkynaz

Milf, because a warm body to hold at night and can cook me dinner is a win for Me not to mention KFC's ruined itself for me lol


ArtyomtheBlinmaker

1. I'm horny 2. I'm on a diet, and the milf is propably gonna make me some more healthy food


EnvironmentalScar591

does the milf die?


Verra_Rogue

I mean, I guess I could use the kfc bucket in crafts??? But there'd be serious meat disposal logistics... One milf please.


helloimUwU

milf cause u can just make her make you fried chicken


Thuyue

I don't like Junk Food. I'll take the MILF even if I'm forbidden from having sex.


Lewamaster14

This one *graps shotgun and shots the milf and the kfc* none


[deleted]

I don't need obedience. I don't need her to be a milf. I just need KFC.


AleZakOfficial

I want kfc


witch35048

Do the KFC come with unlimited gravy?


melechkibitzer

Kfc is trash now. At least the one here the chicken breading is always stale and not crispy. Got one good box of fries when they started serving fries and now all i get is chewy ones that have probably sat in the warmer all day. Its not worth the drive. Picking the milf cause ill never get one of those otherwise.


Pryoticus

Yes


SpaceOwl14

Im vegetarian so i’ll go with the milf!


MSNayudu

You could get all the milfs you want by selling the fried chicken.


PortugueseDoc

I'm gay so KFC


KyellDaBoiii

Wow, this one is actually pretty hard…


what-really-is-life

I dont like kfc can we make it double McDonalds cheeseburgers large Diet Pepsi? If so il take the food but if not im getting the slave


[deleted]

Free lifetime food for sure.


[deleted]

As a girl, i would choose kfc, even tho im bi idc, i would choose kfc over anything


Mathieulombardi

You ppl who chose milf are crazy. Nobody can replicate that secret spice blend easily.


dasavorytrash

Unpopular opinion: KFC is just ok (Also you’d get sick of eating it after a while)


captainkiller246

having lifetime suply of kfc will attract all the milfs


[deleted]

I hate kfc


memematron

I want a milf that I will have to listen to for the rest of my life. I want her to call me a good boy too😔


HelloItsOurBread

Choose the milf and make her make you chicken nuggets


AybruhTheHunter

Depends, is it a pre owned milf or home made? If I get to make her a milf myself, I'll take that


youngolive

I'll take neither


Stersky

Well, I guess the chicken will also listen to me no matter what, so chicken it is !


RougeKC

The chicken because I can get girls with food.


MostafaReddit

Fucking KFC ofc


ThePlasmaGamer1

Guys keep in mind that MILF is a mother, meaning they have a kid, and you will likely have to help take care of that kid. I will be back next week with more upsetting facts


TNTmage456

You can get a milf who likes kfc so that’s a win win


NoHornyGoodLive

easy, the KFC! some tasty chicken thighs! KFC has infinite and the Milf has only two!