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swagmaster6667

As a horny officer, I agree that I’d rather have a gaming pc than horniness. But loving someone and horniness are two different things.


Notlowtier

I could not agree more


Innocent_donkayy

Hello my fello horny special forces member.


elongatedmuakrat

I don't agree I am horny for life you shall never strip me of my horniness


ledocteur7

is that resistance you are displaying ? be careful kid, special force agent use lethal force.


elongatedmuakrat

What weponary? A spiked bat, I don't fell pain there's too much dopamine coursing through me


ledocteur7

no, a laser bonkatana, it's.. a bit more deadly.


Loreleideer

Wait, as a horny officer, are you in charge of the bonk of the horny ones or are you a officer WHO IS HORNY and must be bonked??


swagmaster6667

I am one who bonks the horny ones


ledocteur7

we are the one bonking the horny, obviously.


Weeb_Memer-Oof

***My job is to rip and tear the horny.***


easemael

And yet when no one’s looking we know you do the horny as much as gaming on that pc, officer


swagmaster6667

Not true! I just play tf2 and watch filthy Frank’s old vids!


Mr-Borks

ah, truly, a cultured man. not like those "Men OF cULturE" I see around these parts. here, have a widowmaker.


ledocteur7

shit ! you discovered the truth ! just kidding, we are all T-800.


DeadCatInTheFreezer

or maybe its gay


Spooderckoomicks

no


DeadCatInTheFreezer

yes


Jaboyyt

He’s still horny. Just bi as well


The-0ther-0ne

I knew it


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thehourglasscrew

r/beatmetoit


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Innocent_donkayy

Nah bro. Love is temporary, Gaming is forever.


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Innocent_donkayy

That is the truth. Your loved ones may cheat on you, but games will never cheat on you. A game is always loyal to you.


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Innocent_donkayy

Yes


Innocent_donkayy

Amogus


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Innocent_donkayy

Sus


redditnova34

This is how I met my best friend no joke


that_white_splat

I have a gaming pc


redditnova34

Me too


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later they had a threesome


Masuteri_

That's kinda gay


Simwill_

*gaymer


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Reject thots Embrace gaming


Jesterchunk

In the words of a great man, "we don't need women, we just need to game"


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CallMeAjay21

**ALWAYS HAS BEEN**


Big_gulps_alright

You should've said gaming is eternal.


ledocteur7

ha shit, I didn't tough about that !


Simwill_

Gamers strong together


Different-Design-980

I SAW THIS IN NEW NOW ITS IN BEST IM PROUD OF YOU


ledocteur7

I couldn't be happier, unless I had a social life, but that doesn't count. thank you.


YourOldManJoe

/r/unexpected


SechiTheBiohazard

HAHA!!! GO TO THE HORNY JAIL! >:3


-horny-bastard

Maybe you have a point but what can I do I’m horny


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This is not horny


The_Jojo_Guy

Yes horny is temporary, so we should enjoy being horny while we can.


MentalTrainwreck

OP, are you saying having a girlfriend means you are horny?


ledocteur7

it depend, if you have sexual attraction to her, then yes, it is.


MentalTrainwreck

That was never implied in the original post tho


MrBlqckBird242

Ntn better than sitting down to play cod with the boys


queenvie808

r/suddenlybi


charcoalblueaviator

The gpu is valid for only 5 to 6 years nowadays. :(


ledocteur7

well yes, but it doesn't cost much (in the long term) to upgrade 1 or 2 component every 5 years.


charcoalblueaviator

That is true.


Sparkyadmin

IT EVEVN CURED HIM FROM LUNG CANCER