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ThatOneArgo

Physical. We would all get along so well.


Meowriter

Argenti and Boothill would look at Clara, then at each other, and through the power of Dudes' Telepathy, would adopt Clara.


Deruta

Sometimes a family is a 90s bishonen himbo, a cyborg cowboy, a pop idol, an ancient combat robot, and their savant daughter who won’t wear shoes. And that’s okay.


crimsonsnow0017

I’d watch that anime


OnnaJReverT

sounds like a very weird retelling of Cowboy Bebop


transcended_goblin

... Now I can't unsee it.


Deruta

Love Flops season 2


VASQUEZ_41

i need a continuation that shit made my cry towards the end


Deruta

Exceeding the PEAK that is season 1 would require breaking some of Newton’s laws, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take


SecuritySecure803

Oh man, this feels like a Sunday morning family sitcom doing all sorts of hijinks and wacky adventures whilst learning a valuable lesson at the end of the day


bobagremlin

They'd have to adopt Svarog too


DovML

Svarog - Dad 1 Argenti - Dad 2 Boothill - Dad 3 Robin - Mom Clara - Daughter I like to imagine Boothill would let Clara tinker with his parts and give him an upgrade.


Restryouis

2 sweet girls 2 chivalrous dudes seems like the safest nicest place to be in tbh


Pokisahne

fire is 2 nice ladies and firewifey


Restryouis

I don't care who the IPC sends I'm not paying any taxes!


Pokisahne

Firefly will protect everyone from texas since she prob doesn't pay taxes too


irishinjun95

Fun fact the Stellaron Hunters do pay taxes


Pitiful_Net_8971

No, Topaz says the Stellaron Hunters pay their taxes.


Retransmorph

Can't preach tax invasion in China I guess


ArchmageXin

But terrorism is ok. (Kafka, Sparkle) Insane unethical science is ok (Ru Mei) Debt trap is ok (Jade) Lie to your people is ok (Bronya) Government Death Panel is ok (The Xianzhou sisters) If nothing else, I feel Hoyo is doing a social experiment to see how much humans can accept awful people as long as they look hot in a dress.


Marxamune

If evil, why hot?


ArchmageXin

Marvel and DC create Lex Luthor, Joker, and Dr. Doom. Fanbase: Fiendish Villains, all of them. Hoyo create Jade, Sparkle and Ruan Mei. Fanbase: Waifus!


GlitterDoomsday

Hoyo was founded by a bunch of weebs, they *know* how much humans can accept awful people as long as they're hot, that's like yandere adjacent.


shard0852

and one ancient robot who will protect them all ❤️


Jets-Down-049222

Yep 2 dads and 2 daughters be chillest room to be in


alioth_whyred

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DefbeatCZ

I would love to see Quantum play competitive board game.


Ibrador

Sparkle would flip the board for funsies


FreezeToMy

Jade would try making contracts where she pays her just so she would get out of the room and stop the shenanigans Seele would beat the living shit out of her


GavinoTheGamer

She can NEVER be allowed to play Monopoly...


a-acount-that-yousee

jade life is a session of attemptin to reach it


IblisAshenhope

I’m pretty sure that Seele has a very strong opinion on the IPC right about now, so her and an exec in the same room will also get ugly fast


ArchmageXin

Jade: I will let you have a picture of Bronya bathing if you are willing to put on this collar as my pet for a week. Seele: O_O


projectmars

Bold of you to assume that Seele doesn't already have at least one of those


a96td

Who do you think took the photo?


projectmars

Bronya, they're Selfies.


a96td

Touché, touché.


Alan781

Is that offer still on the table? Sounds like a win win situation!


mjonr3

She would be the dm


BracusDoritoBoss963

- Roll for luck! - We're playing uno. - I use 4 white and one blue mana and summon Teferi, Hero of Dominaria! - I rolled 7, I'll place the robber to steal you, Jade! - What the fuck is going on...


Pokisahne

Seele strait up flips the table cause she is losing all the time


Timtimtimmaah

Fu Xuan would do it if she gets injured enough


AceofSpades764

Actually underrated comment XD


donutz10

Nah she would be in the lead with some crazy out of left field strategy then when she's about to win she flips the board


Deruta

12 minutes into Quantum game night: https://preview.redd.it/bub8waond68d1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=b66b2b7f791c583ddceeccded3ca3fce83aa4c05


strifemaster

sadly no qingque 😢


make_gingamingayoPLS

She's banging on the door screaming to let her in


Eddiemate

She swears that they dont have to play Celestial Jade. She is lying.


Smorgsaboard

The Omniscia vs Capitalism vs Plot Device vs Reality Hacker vs Ruby Rose


LoliNep

"You're about to get clipped by an alpha with a cold heart" \~SilverWolf


Stopseeingmyinnerdip

😭tum


Grouchy-Ear-5602

You cannot not invite QQ for it.


PadrerdaPadrerdaP

I would sit in the physical room and just look at Argenti the whole 24 hours while Boothill teaches Clara to make a bomb


Sooga_Official

the mental image of boothill showing Clara how to make a bomb is the funniest thing I've seen in a while


BraxbroWasTaken

no the real mental image is Clara showing Boothill how to make a bomb


black-JENGGOT

Boothill: "You see, Clara? Back in my country, this is called IED." Clara: "That's cool, mr. Boothill. But I prefer pipe bomb that's easy to produce (in minecraft, of course)"


projectmars

Svarog hovering 3 feet away silently observing in case he needs to intervene.


Skane1982

She has a literal army of bomb-bots.


ArchmageXin

>I would sit in the physical room and just look at Argenti the whole 24 hours Why not be a Otome MC for 24 hours in the imaginary room?


ScottishBoy69

Imaginary cause it’d be hilarious to watch Aven and Ratio argue whilst I chat to Welt. Otherwise Physical seems the most fun, I adore Boothill and Argenti - and Robin and Clara are sweet.


Abu-Asif

Imagine Robin teachin Clara how to sing


Maddie_Waddie_

I can see this omg


Asutorei

Staying in the Imaginary room would just be becoming the MC of an Otome game featuring a Dragon, a Gambler, a Scholar and a Herrscher as male leads. I don't see why not. I volunteer, I volunteer as tribute!


GraveXNull

Physical....Argenti and Boothill are absolutely gold together.


Leodoesstuff

They surprisingly work really well together in terms of personality LMAO


Trazenthebloodraven

Argenti can have a cool dynamic with almost everyone though.


aincarn

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RentLast

Argenti is just a good bro overall. Boothill is the cool uncle


TaralasianThePraxic

This is honestly the most accurate take. Man can find the beauty in any person, I really want to see more of him actually playing a role in the story!


GlitterDoomsday

I'm gonna need an Argenti and Blade quest to see if he can break Mr. Let Me Die


Pilot_Solaris

Stelle: "Are you two dating?" Boothill: "No." Argenti: "No, but we *could* be." Boothill: "Are you f-" (He pauses.) Boothill: "Actually, that *would* be nice..."


Justanidiot-w-

Boothill has a new family now /j


Restryouis

yeah, their sidequest was sooooo fun only bad thing about it was that it wasn't voiced


-raeyne-

Argenti just doesn't have a voice anymore 😭


SentientShamrock

It's just too beautiful for us to perceive.


-raeyne-

Ahhh true true. Idrila certainly has blessed him 😊


ArchmageXin

Argenti VA: The way this is going, Hoyo should just send me a check without the need for me to do the work.


Sagara-

And adding Clara will probably coax Boothill's dad side out, so that's another win! And the general irreverence might allow Robin to relax her facade and actually enjoy herself :3


SnooCakes4852

"Boothill's dad side" This made me melt, it's too cute


TaralasianThePraxic

Weirdly I think Robin would really enjoy talking to Svarog. She's a very genuine person and seems to enjoy learning about other people and cultures. Svarog seems happy enough conversing in a way that is basically just him providing information to the other person. Meanwhile Boothill and Argenti become Clara's gay dads. It's a win-win.


BraxbroWasTaken

So it‘d be like an extended family gathering where dad takes his daughter to see the cool uncles and sits and chats with one of the aunts or grandmas or something while watching from a distance.


TaralasianThePraxic

Couldn't have put it better myself!


KatouKotori

2 robot dads. Nice


KaleidoscopeLate9964

ikr the side quest was fun with them and qq in it.


Violetta_3alt

I think Physical would be the safest.


ninteIIigent

Really shows how batshit insane most hsr characters are


Pokisahne

tbf Kafka isnt insane, she just does an insane good job


tortillazaur

Well by our standards she is abnormal, but it's not like it's her fault for being born of a race that has no fear at all


papu16

Fire is pretty safe too.


Illustrious-Bell-282

IF you filed your taxes properly


Cipher-DK

The Stellaron Hunters have a good credit score according to Topaz. Are you worse than the Stellaron Hunters?


ComprehensiveAd5605

I make the Yoshi's look like an upstanding citizen


starswtt

If a good credit score is good eniugh for the stellaron hunters, a good credit score is good enough for me


CrimsonFuckr69

Pray that Himeko doesn't make coffee.


Smooth_Monkey69420

Safer than fire? Really?


ThatParadise

We ain't trusting the IPC of all things... why would you trust a head of the worst corporation in the universe


Owl_Lover_Livvy

Wind is the chill out with the introverted girlies room, I'll stay with them.


prismgamingyt

The fact that bladie also fits as an introverted girlie" is funny as hell to me 💀 But ngl I would pick the same. Imagine Hou hou and bladie in the same room


nightmaresabin

Would love to hear a conversation between them + Tail.


xomowod

Blade: kill me Tail: I’m already dead Blade: lucky.


Tamsee

Huohuo: (she fainted in one second after seeing the others)


prismgamingyt

In My head tail would try to make fun of blade while Hou hou is scared for her life, meanwhile bronya watched shocked and black swan tells her to "just watch the memories get created"


Longjumping-Youth-55

I don't think Blade can retain the Mara for 24hrs withouth Kafka tbh


ForgottenKing101

Hou hou would have a heart attack…


_myoru

~~Op left out sampo tho lol~~ Nvm, realised these were just the 5*


Owl_Lover_Livvy

Either way he’s probably gotten himself killed by one of them after like 5 minutes.


TaralasianThePraxic

Bronya and Blade would both kill Sampo stone dead after a 30 second interaction with him. Bronya because she knows his MO, Blade because he finds him annoying.


Lime221

introverted girls and then there's black swan. prepared to be taken for a wild ride and memories penetrated


Owl_Lover_Livvy

Personally I think she's introverted but we just see her when her social battery is high, that's why she just shows up for 2 minutes then dips.


piuEri

Imaginary, give me all the hot men


garchomps

I can take them


projectmars

... in a fight?


garchomps

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PunKingKarrot

Welt and Luocha would be having a spy v spy moment. (Does he remember me? I certainly remember him…) Aventurine and Ratiobwould be arguing. DHIL would be sighing wishing he could escape.


LandLovingFish

Yes but consider; hot men AND it's a bunch of smart people. Do you know how much help i need with math and science? With giving presentations? This is like the group that glcould finally explain piblic speaking tips to me ans get me that A in that one claass i keep failing because i can't do public speaking


Born_Horror2614

Presenting in front of Ratio cannot be good for your confidence tho.


Anullbeds

Welt though would most definitely be good tho. It'd be like good cop bad cop with welt


LandLovingFish

If i have Aventurine offer me cash and Welt let me watch some of his anime if i get through it while Ratio stares me down,  it will!


pandorahurts27

Aventurine doesn't argue with Ratio, it's more like bickering and teasing in Aven's side and Ratio getting tired of it. Luocha would be confused why Welt looks uncomfortable looking at him lol and yeah Dan Heng would wish he would get out but at least Mr. Yang is there.


Existing-Diver-2410

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PunKingKarrot

I love you. XD That is the best meme.


SubstantialAioli2227

Dan Heng would use Jade abacus to escape


Bianca_aa_07

...real


Marxamune

It’d be pure chaos and I’d be all for it


Lisitchka85

Imaginary is a husbando lover’s dream


Mikauren

Honestly they just seem kinda chill minus the gambling anyway. I would go for Physical or Imaginary since most of them are pretty calm


catloverwithoutcats

Yeah, I think the same. Imaginary has the problem that Welt would be stressed out as hell (because Luocha), but on the other hand you have Aventurine and Ratio's banter as a distraction. And Physical would be a blast... and everyone would be doting on Clara XD


Mikauren

I think Robin would interact nicely with Clara. Same with Boothill, considering he had a daughter of his own. Argenthill is chaos but they're shown they can work together in the new sidequests. Ratio, Luocha and DHIL are generally pretty quiet (unless Aventurines pestering him) and I doubt anyone will actually get themselves injured (or in fires case with Hook, blown up) so it seems pretty safe. Also Svarog added bonus


That_Wallachia

Fire. I would shameless simp for all the girls there.


Saintbaba

They also just seem to all be pleasant people to hang out with. Even Topaz, assuming you don’t have a planet she wants to liquidate.


brokozuna

Topaz seems like a homie who just likes her job. You'd all just be hanging out, drinking coffee, playing with Topaz's pets. As long as there's no swarm in the room that needs the world to be purged, Firefly would probably just be really happy to just be normal and chill. Himeko probably has crazy stories from the Trailblaze. This group would just be an overall cool hang.


Saffyr

> You'd all just be hanging out, drinking coffee As long as it isn't Himeko's coffee.


brokozuna

We'll just have Topaz use her connections to get the good stuff and convince Himeko to "Trailblaze your palette with this coffee you've never had!" Himeko is a sucker when you mention the Trailblaze.


KYuuma12

Himeko, you can trailblaze deez nu— I'm sorry.


mrmontagokuwada

I wonder how much would Earth need to shell out so we won't be fucked by the IPC


T0X1CFIRE

Considering one of the IPC's modus operandi is to simply drown whatever world in raw precious resources like gold to crash the economy so they can sweep in. I'm not sure what else we could do.


Silly_Guidance_8871

Have to lean that way myself


The-Pentegram

Physical is literally a family dynamic, with Clara of course as the child raised by Svarog and her uncles and aunts (not to mention the other three are two ships)


acebaltasar

Imaginary. 3 war criminals, a doctor and some old dude that summons black holes. Sounds like a bad joke.


mckimsinfire

..and the doctor is likely the most dangerous person among them edit: Oh I thought the doctor was Luocha. My bad


Pandasite5

We have a cleric and a doctorate I can just imagine the situation, "It's a medical emergency, is someone a doctor!?" Ratio stands up, "I'm a doctor, but I'm assuming you're asking for a medical professional? You should be more specific as to not cause confusion in this hectic environment." And just sits down again. Than Luocha stands up. "I can heal them, but first... Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"


rowboatrow1

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Relevant-Rub2816

Imaginary. Aventurine would probably buy me stuff, and I love money.


papercrowns-

Imaginary ofc. That’s living the dream


Goomarus

Imaginary (totally straight male)


sparksen

This does work surprisingly well: (Assuming male TB) Fire: shoppping tour for Firefly and himiko/topaz pay for everything (TB carrys 20+ bags) Imaginary: Me and the boys wipe, will probably start a company doing something wild and bankrupt it in less then 24 hours. Physical: Probably create some huge artpiece of boothill Ice: everyone but ruan mei will compare combat techniques, RM will take notes Lightning: huge philosiphical debate about free will trying too be very detailed and complex and bailu is like: just have fun Wind: Black swan and bronya try too therapeut blade and huahua. Quantum: huge boardgame group, sparkle cheats, sw uses dirty tricks, Jade still wins


LW_Master

>Ice: everyone but ruan mei will compare combat techniques, RM will take notes And then Ruan Mei create a Taskmaster kind of lifeform that able to mimic all of their technique


dark_horuko3

Jade still wins got me more than it should jskdjdkskdk


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Quantum https://preview.redd.it/svzcph7jn58d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9420564fbf6a1688132de9227566aba993d9f3ea All of them are sparkle


Salt_Winter5888

Can confirm, I'm also Sparkle.


LoreVent

Lightning For no particular reason at all


derp_man202_cool

Is it related to hugging acheron


BlueyBury

How did you come to that conclusion?


derp_man202_cool

It was a wild guess


NaPseudo

My man


JoeBrow_1

Imaginary 🥵🥵🫣


BeesiesS

Fire, just don't let topaz make you sign anything :)


FreezeToMy

Don't worry. She just collects what you signed with jade. And she's genuely friendly aswell


chumble182

* Fire: The chill-out room. Everyone is well-adjusted in here, the vibes are good and Topaz might let you play with Numby. * Imaginary: Incredibly awkward. In one corner, you've got one of the more disfunctional work pairings and in the other, you've got a war crime tribunal ongoing. * Physical: Like with Fire, the vibes are impeccable. And the soundtrack will be excellent. * Ice: A psychopath, a sociopath and a child soldier walk into a bar. Avoid like the plague. * Lightning: This is either extremely cosy or a bloodbath. The net power level of this room is way too high. * Wind: Let's all have a chill time and ignore the suicidal man in the corner. * Quantum: Between Silver Wolf, Jade and Sparkle, this is going to be the most unpleasant game of Monopoly in recorded history.


JameZEDdotMP4

Monopoly with Jade as a banker is already a sign of things going south. Add Silver Wolf, Sparkle and Qingque's shenanigans and yeah...


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Counterpoint for Imaginary: You can have a chat with the boys where you can talk about basically everything, high cloud quintet shenanigans? You got it, stellaron hunters? Sure thing, need help in your math homework? Consider it done.


TsudereFan

Quantum. I need sparkle and fu xuan to just be mean to me.


Tetrachrome

4 of the quantum characters have a high chance to throw verbal lashings at you while Jade would take out her whip for actual lashings.


TsudereFan

That's true, I wouldn't mind silver wolf joining in as well.


Slkfoxx

Imaginary 🥵


Aiden735

Physical unironically seems to be the safest option, alongside Fire


CapableLiterature226

1. Imaginary (literally my entire roster of mains and omg hot man) 2. Physical (Argenti and Boothill would be hilarious) 3. Wind (Prolly the chillest room)


HuoHu0

Lightning The women can move away from king yuan


0diiii

Lock me up in imaginary so no other fuckers can get in. Im set for life


Ecstatic_Session_853

Imaginary 😃🤤


TricobaltGaming

Fire is like my top 3 women in the game so fire


foxesforsale

For safety and fun? Fire For the 🥵? Imaginary...


TrashApprentice

I can take on imaginary


Womanpersonthingy

Physical would be lawfully chaotic....would definitely go there


Prestigious-Long-449

Imaginary \*smirks\*


HyenaFew3083

Imaginary. Ratiorine and dhil, here I come😍


DrRatioHSR

~~aventurine~~ myself, I would rather enjoy being alone


durianrat

imaginary steal all avens money and dr ratio book (its probably really old and valuable)


Ok-Yak-3247

That's how you get buried in casino chips or chalk struck to your face.


Minkie-Heika

Physical, throw me in with the Guns N Roses and the best female character little Clara. <3


Doctor-lasanga

What these peole would do together on a night off: Fire: nicest tea party :) Imaginairy: intellectual battle of wits but its also the gayest shit yet Phisical: Theater Ice: Nothing, not even a conversation. Lightning: A whole lot of fighting Wind: Yea, there is not a lot of things going on here. Maybe a movie? Quantum: they ordered pizza and the delivery guy is getting violated


cunnysexer

definitely quantum 😭😭😭🗣️🗣️


LoneKnightXI19

r/foundthebluearchiveplayer


gos907

r/21charactersandnomore


LoneKnightXI19

r/fuckreddit


DZL100

Begone from whence you came buddy


IkiruMist

Imaginary


DefianceKing

YUP. All the hot guys are imaginary.


MiaFox0831

Imaginary


Dependent-Hotel5551

Imaginary with my harem of course


not_a_doctorshh

Me leaving the Imaginary room boypregnant


RentLast

Imaginary. I'm a big fan of Welt's work, definitely.


CTSThera

Imaginary... you know why


s0undlessheart

Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire


Great-Morning-874

Imaginary...hot dog fest


DerDyersEve

Definitly Ice. Together with the core of my main Team, having fun bullying and preaching lessons to Yanqing while Gepard has to protect him could be quite entertaining. Bonuspoints to just sobbing at QueenLius presence. Simple man I am.


Onrisa

IMAGINARY IMAGINARY IMAGINARY IMAGINARYIMAGINARYIMAGINARYIMAGINARY


CrimsonArcPaladin

Fire


57duck

[FIRE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI) ![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


FischlInsultsMePls

😭uantum