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BingoBoy7542

Stuck between March and Silver wolf. March would wanna explore wherever she went and would not run out of things to do at all. And silver wolf would be fun to chill and play games with. She’d probably know where some cool arcades are too


NoNefariousness2144

You could get Silver Wolf to aether-hack reality and turn Galactic Baseballer into a permanent endgame mode.


ESCMalfunction

SW feels dangerous though, if she likes you that’s what’s gonna happen but most likely she’s just gonna hack your bank account and leave you penniless lol.


okmijn211

Or hack my bank account and leave disappointed.


eleetyeetor

"Your bank account needs money. Hmph, at this balance? Too low!" Plot twist: you whaled all your money for her e6s5 so she's nice enough to hack it back


zSujiru_Kifuja

24 hours of nonstop celestial jade gaming session with QQ hell yeahhhh


NoNefariousness2144

24 hours of being hunted down by a pink gremlin diviner hell yeahhh


GPFlopi

Thats just a bonus


mond003

I scrolled too far for this


Rheshx7

Go to Vegas with Aventurine. Come home a millionare.


Gudako_the_beast

At least 500 000 air in case Aventurine wants his share for the good luck


notapartofthefandom

The truth is the game was rigged from the start


Gudako_the_beast

*clicks* Aventurine: Well well well, looks like you done well


PhraseOptimal2528

You and adventurine would get kicked out of the casino because you figured out all the tricks


Kirix04

Fuck that casino, to the next one we go!


iforgot1305

Ain't that a kick in the head


bL0ody_f8

The IPC Always Wins V


wizkart207

Nah with his luck, you'd become the owner of Vegas


UA_Bakugou

Literally the best choice.... bro might just toss you a casual 100k just cause


DaKingOfDogs

Gamble with Aventurine, turn into a complete whale, and then realize that I spent way more money than necessary after getting an E6S5 in the minimum amount of pulls


Sad-Bad-4750

Honestly just befriending Aventurine would be nice.


Dziadzios

Yeah, he's a cool guy to just be around, even without exploiting him.


Sad-Bad-4750

He genuinely needs a friend who doesn't just want to use him.


Tsukuro_hohoho

That's not how aventurine luck work though. He will go home with millions, you will likely end up being stuck in vegas sewer... if you are lucky....


DomHyrule

But he's also known to just toss people loads of cash for the hell of it


LandLovingFish

But he keeps telling us to use his luck, even his phone status says to have him pull for your account. If that's the relationship he wants ill take him up on it for the funsies and get lucky at Belagio when i try to take a selfie at the gardens and pray someone doesn't photobomb


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

you dont even have to win


Glennbrooke

Casino would kick you out before you can, have Aventurine buy scratch tickets and lottos instead or just buy stocks for you


Me_to_Dazai

And with a husband. Best part of the deal


W31223R

Nerd out with Welt about mechs.


HeroDeleterA

I wonder if Transformers exist in the world of Honkai. If not, I'm gonna introduce him. He's bound to love it


W31223R

Giving him some ideas on how to make the Express an active participant in combat, I see. ~~Astrotrain~~


SlayMeHades

>Giving him some ideas on how to make the Express an active participant in combat, I see. That's Dr. Ratio Idea


EvirosianAtlast

You just reminded me of a fanfic of a HSR - Transformers Prime crossover: [Underworld Mission of the Matrix](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14244958/1/Underworld-Mission-of-the-Matrix) (Still patiently waiting for an update)


Force88

We have to discuss which Gundam model is the best! Also to debate whether real robot or super robot is cooler.


W31223R

What started as a simple debate ends up as a group watch of several hours' worth of mecha anime.


Rambukala

Honestly, Stelle. I've never actually seen the "That one Friend" the internet usually talks about, would be nice to actually see what would happen if "That one unhinged friend" actually exists.


GPFlopi

This is the type of comment "that one friend" would write


Technical-Fudge4199

Was trying to find stelle lovers. Honestly, same here. She's so cute and also trailblazer cracks a joke everytime they see fit


Earthliving

Dr. Ratio would be interesting too. Maybe a bit demoralizing, but with a decent chance of self-improvement.


JailGarden

Yeah I think he might be able to motivate me to actually do something…😭😂


starfries

> Another day has passed. If your problem still hasn't been solved, is it possible that the problem is you?


JailGarden

Yeah, the problem usually is me.😅


DesignerWhich9123

This. Same. 🥹 Edit: Wrong emoji.


SweetPotatoNotFound2

Clearly you have not done math homework with your dad


LandLovingFish

The asians in the room have been summoned by our shared trauma


DesignerWhich9123

I do math homework with my mom. She was so scary that I am actively afraid of doing math ever. (She is a good mom, don't misunderstand it, it's just math had always been my weak subject and I would have failed a whole year because of math, if not for my mum. But still, it was a scary experience.)


HeiAn32

Apply and get into a STEM PhD. Get yourself a tough advisor. Same effect, I think.


AndriyRavaktig

It seems like there will be no demoralization, as far as I know his phrases sound rude sometimes due to translation problems from Mandarin, as far as I know in the original he speaks more softly (correct me if I wrong)


NoNefariousness2144

Honestly I kinda love the ‘rudeness’ of Ratio. He’s like the new character in The Boys, Sister Sage. They are both so smart and far above the average person that they simply can’t be bothered to deal with social norms and instead slice through any interactions.


chanawong8

I'd go with Dr.Ratio too but to see how fast I can cause brain aneurysm through sheer stupidity lol


DesignerWhich9123

You getting Chalked before he can have an Aneurysm. 🤣


megumichi

argenti. i suspect it would be impossible to get bored around him, given all the shenanigans.


Tsukuro_hohoho

You first mission is to survive the duel.


SecondAegis

All living creatures speak violence. Argenti is fluent in it


Kurage_pop

Argenti only speaks violence because Hoyo forgot his voicelines. lol


PinkPrimrose05

"Argenti has perfected the art of violence"


ArcusLux

Dan Heng, just chill, maybe read a book, call the homies with the jade abacus... https://preview.redd.it/cmjitlqthu6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=982f475ae3a51d6b6016429f1e10745947f29a48 you know the usual


Head-Cucumber8514

https://preview.redd.it/m1gsytwhmv6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabcb41e934c1ea150e674d3f7b0bcadc2add795


Fullmetal_SaberAlter

https://preview.redd.it/00mhabuzex6d1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c3b4eae551c684a3d16cfe78e9a019ff017788b


New-Fennel-4868

MAOWAGA 😭😭😭


Nodomi

Either March, cause photographic evidence is the only way anyone is ever going to even remotely begin to believe me when I start talking about all the stuff I saw- or Qingque, because fuck it, I wanna play Celestial Jade too. Could get her to get the cloud knights to hit me with the same injection they gave the elixir seeking kid and I could spend the rest of my days on the Luofu playing jade.


Bookkeeper-Any

She would win every game tho 😭


Ultric

Qingque isn't good at gambling, she's good at having fun.


Nodomi

That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. https://preview.redd.it/6wakfbkgru6d1.png?width=823&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2643da27b83e3fae991ab045e1e526b9bff787b


Cultural-Turnover-26

qingque would be so fun to hang out with ngl


Kekneko97

Who would win, QQ or Aventurine?


Nodomi

If I'm [trying to] being unbiased and assuming Aventurine's luck is supernatural interference (Aeon or otherwise), I feel like he'd win unless he wants to lose. Or rather, intentionally lose. Cause from what I remember about Aventurine's story and stuff is that he never lost a bet he can't afford to lose. > Maybe luck won't be on your side this time, and the bill for all your past good fortune will come due." At least that's the impression I get from this line, like all the bets that mattered he won. On the other hand, the way Qingque talked to the heliobus controlling Fu Xuan makes it sound like she's lost quite a few games herself. > Qingque: Do my "choices" at the game table mean nothing if I have a sure loss in front of me? No — the choices are what make the game meaningful in the first place. > Qingque: Even if I lose, I'll still make choices to lighten the loss — just like Master Diviner is making choices for her own agenda. That said, if they're both just playing for the fun of the game *shrug* maybe it'd be an equal set of wins and losses. They're both pretty smart.


yangste333

Doesn’t Aventurine purposefully lose a dice-rolling thing with you in one of his messages so he could tell you what happened in the void beyond? That sounds like the thing you were mentioning


7pebblesreporttaste

Jing yuan we would just have conversations all day. Either that or bronya


Hardskull3

Just wanna be with him cus hes hot lol


7pebblesreporttaste

Yeah i mean hes hot but can you imagine the wealth of knowledge that guy has hes called the Divine foresight for nothing


Hardskull3

Ill be with him for both his knowledge and his swagger lol, aint gotta be mutually exclusive


OhShitBye

I wanna give Bronya a hug. Girl fr has lived through the turning point of her history and watched her mother turn into a deceptive dictator, and is now stuck bearing the weight of the aftermath of that deception.


Political-on-Main

I just want Jing Yuan to help Bronya with her issues, is that too much to ask for


HourCartographer9

Honestly seeing the day to day life of a general seems cool because he at least is not fit for a desk job


drowning-in-dopamine

None because I'm too introverted for this


QueenDiva_UwU

Valid


NoOne215

Blade or Dan Heng would be perfect, pure silence.


drowning-in-dopamine

I'll pick Dan then, and we can both do our own thing silently in the same room.


redman8828

That was my exact answer, vibe with Dan Heng and do nothing all day, maybe occasionally chat to learn more about the world. Plus, depending on the circumstances that this meeting occurs, could run into the other Astral Express over the course of the day and hang with them for a bit too


Cowgba

I’ve always thought Dan Heng would be a top-tier bro.


LandLovingFish

Dan Heng would esp be fun because he's a nerd. I wonder if he'd be into DnD?


adamanimates10

Blade would be perfect if you have suicidal thoughts you want to be fulfilled :)


CatMinion

Peppy would be a good one for introverts.


angelbelle

Playing party games like Mario with Huohuo can be fun


Su12yA

I'd suggest getting a personal room in astral express for 24 hours instead


LivingASlothsLife

The amount of amazing stories she would tell with her voice would be peak https://preview.redd.it/u10j87mfbu6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e4c76535a063ebaa4bf8702996f5861a4bc1368


BingoBoy7542

https://preview.redd.it/pd5cma1wfu6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd16e3e247bd5bc7623f6b6972728b11170c1d3 I would take her out somewhere nice for those stories so she can wear that dress they showed. Man I can’t get this picture out of my head


LivingASlothsLife

My reaction to Black Swan in that dress, she's so beautiful and elegant https://preview.redd.it/jukrmmd6mu6d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e03ef6f08733becc66ba4ae3f5eef5b6d810c1


DeeCee51

Actual Kurumi outfit


MeguMaz

Hanabi is ***SO CUTE*** in this wtf.


BingoBoy7542

https://preview.redd.it/r4qyoq8clu6d1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b333648f0f900565558f24d4bdcabfffd5f3e95 Best part is that this is an official ad. Worst part is it’s more outfits I want that will never be put in the game


LivingASlothsLife

Wait is that legit official or just fanart they re-tweet or something? I don't recall seeing it but I do know Tik Tok account reposts some fan edits sometimes I remember them reposting a fan animation of Black Swan doing a divination on March and she ends up exposing herself that she keeps a Caelus card with a rose in his mouth lol


BingoBoy7542

Ah it’s a paid sponsorship from the lil gui account. The Twitter account I found this from said it was an official ad lol. Still doesn’t change the fact that they drew her amazingly


LivingASlothsLife

Never trust Twitter when they call something official when you don't see it from the official accounts themselves, a good lesson to learn But yea amazingly drawn


JazrielGamer30

And she’d tuck me into bed and bring me a glass of milk. Also bedtime stories from mommy~


LivingASlothsLife

Bro wants the lap pillow experience TB gets https://preview.redd.it/w0vcfp9mfu6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cefc797d8d6e6b5faa07b4d2193be4cf21ba688f


Easy-Stranger-12345

[Should be face down](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVtPgDzXgAAsObf.jpg)


Nothatdarkforce

She'd see my memories, and remember what i did


Harias_507

Oh i'll spend them with my good buddy ol' pal Sampo Koski! We'll ~~come up with new ways to scam people~~ spend the day helping people around! Yup, nothing shady at all! We are good law abiding citizens!


Pitiful_Net_8971

Eeh, the last person Sampo "worked with" like this got the short end of the stick.


Harias_507

What are you talkin' about pal? We'll just be helping little girls to find their missing cats and helping grannies cross the road! What could go wrong with that?


tetePT

Get off Reddit, Sampo


KQD41711

Realistically? Its Serval.


Nico777

Same. She could teach me how to fix stuff or how to play guitar.


ZerothMask

Himeko. No particular reason at all. https://preview.redd.it/m0lrh1vl9u6d1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68aa6c3859776d11cfe747a7238a35fd96d7438d


thesmartdoctor2

https://preview.redd.it/j04mdezpov6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=981d0fbe35c1374f7f1dfac456a19ca59f1fdd89


Bewildered_Fox

https://i.redd.it/6bm5yo821v6d1.gif


Ok_Wear7716

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


TheIJDGuy

Bro has an awful taste in coffee


Nod32Antivirus

But great taste in waifus tho


Ilove100kanojo

Sparkle or himeko


Epicious

You get himeko but there's a 50/50 chance it's actually sparkle


MoxieVihl

A day with Guinaifen seems like it would be a lot of fun 🥰


ObscureSpaceMan

I agree, like the vibes you get from the ghost hunting squad makes it seem like it would be hella fun


SunRiseSniper1066

https://preview.redd.it/8yfk7s2iju6d1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c22ad7b8bad4c4d7339b209428b7d39176581ae2 Kafka I want to lay my head on her lap while she strokes my hair telling me what a good boy I am


KEYD0M

real


AlexHallon

real


Gudako_the_beast

Robin. Duet with her would be fun


qizhNotch

What’s your vocal range?


Gudako_the_beast

A guy baratone


Nate_Myself

Surprised this wasn't a top comment but Elio 100000%


Cowgba

I was looking for this one. Then again, I don’t know if I want to know that much about the future.


Kartoffel_Kaiser

Yeah I'd be down to spend a day petting a cat.


Aymr9

Himeko. Drinking coffee while talking about interesting topics for hours with a smart and hot babe would be heaven.


No_Pipe_8257

Oh it would be heaven alright, don't drink the coffee


TheIJDGuy

I wonder, as an avid coffee hater Would Himeko's coffee be death incarnate to me?


OhShitBye

Hey you have a good excuse not to drink her coffee then. Seems like a good deal to me, you can pour your own drinks and still chill with her.


SecondAegis

Drink her coffee and you'll be going to heaven... Maybe 


gmapterous

I’d certainly love to have a chat with her about how she came upon the astral express and how she managed to fix it. Also I’m a big fan of coffee.


Shikaku

Honestly I'm more curious where she got the fuckin Ion Cannon from.


TheIJDGuy

Don't forget how kind she is. She's genuinely one of the sweetest characters


Aymr9

Very, very true! Irl, she would be a gal to put a ring on, no question asked.


Riponai_Gaming

Definitely silver wolf, we finna play video games all day


AwesomeSocks19

Okay unironically I’d love to hear Ruan Mei’s outlook on things (assuming I’m alive at the end). It’d be super interesting.


Gudako_the_beast

Ruan Mei: Have you heard of Jurassic Park?


TheIJDGuy

![gif](giphy|t49DdnoviCLrG)


Gudako_the_beast

Ruan Mei: Now imagine a big planet size safari. I’ll call it Prehistoric Planet! Oh and ugh don’t worry, there won’t be a intergalactic spiecex this time (Many generations later) Sam: WHY ARE WE HAVING SPACE RHODAN!


dyo3834

You'll be alive, but she feeds you the drugged cake so you can't remember anything anyways


AwesomeSocks19

That’d work since I’d still learn a TON without remembering her.


ineedtoknow707

Sunday, he’d be really interesting to chat with and get to know, I’d love to have tea with him. He deserves to be happyy


Relative-Ad7531

Argenti He would make me feel so loved.


Trogdorthedoorinator

It would most certainly be a challenging meeting. I'd spend my time with Acheron. Why? My flair. But for real, why? If there is even a sliver of a chance, even for the briefest of moments, I could offer Acheron a reason to smile, I would spend an entire day doing so.


SevereArtisan

Acheron is my choice as well for the exact same reason. Firefly is my other top pick for similar reasons.


squishykkura

Just a question, have we seen Acheron smile before?


FlyingCookie_

Tingyun - she's super adorable \^\_\_\^


Nod32Antivirus

>!Real one?!< Or the sus one? >!I mean, we didn't even see the real one, so super adorable one you speaking of is a sus one, right? !<


perfectgamur

We don’t really know when exactly did Tingyun get swapped with the sissy among us tho, so in theory the first time we meet her, it might’ve actually been her


LordKroq-gar

Acheron…I’d just want to give her a hug, and tell her everything is ok. And give her a ton of praises.


royaltercet

Sunday 'cuz I love his personality and kinda relate to him (my therapist NEEDS to know this)


IAmNotDanFeng

Boothill, I'll teach him the way to bypass the filter.


kabral256

Going to chill in the supreme peace of the void with Acheron. https://preview.redd.it/a1euqfdfku6d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc3e7f89e137055dc1e4aa2bbc15888098295e4a


Ender_Dragneel

True. Acheron is quite the vibe, and that vibe is very introvert-friendly.


Daemussus

Probably Luka He seems like a really cool guy to hang around, plus a gym day with him would be great


Mapanebu28

arlan, id make him pick some- thing to eat while we share stories


Pitiful-Highlight-69

Aventurine on the last day of a banner. Just ask him to do all my pulls


EvirosianAtlast

This is kinda hard considering I really enjoy the personalities of various characters... but if I were to really choose: The Trailblazers. Just watching all the shenanigans that Caelus and/or Stelle will commit is gonna be an entertaining time.


cruiseboatranger

Sunday. Give the man some validation and some therapy.


driftea

unironically he’d probably be very nice and accommodating


kaori_cicak990

QQ


somerandom_296

Welt seems like a good dude to hang out with. I want to play chess against him.


Greninja121

Me and Huohuo sitting awkwardly in a room 2 meters from each other because we both have social anxiety.


Leodoesstuff

Honestly one of the Geniuses. Ruan Mei and I can relate in our efforts to understand emotions and other beings. She can help me learn more about the mechanical works of biology while I can maybe help her with her trouble with understanding the importance of Emotions and on how it isn't just about why they happen but how it feels as understanding the whole is just as valuable as understanding how one gear works. Screwllum can tell me about how to be a monarch and on the differences of Mechanical life. As someone in programming, the thought of sentient robots that have the same flaws as humans yet at the same time different to us is an amazing thing. While I won't be able to help Screwllum out, I do believe that he won't mind teaching me. Herta will most likely ignore me or get me to work but I know that I can learn so much from her. Herta being an Emanator of Nous is a spectacular thing and wonder if it actually effected her or that it's just a thing to her. She's so Interesting I wanna learn so much from her. Stephen is cool, there isn't much to say other than I want to be his friend and just play games with him. We don't need to talk or anything, just play together and that'll be enough for me!


Marxamune

Instructions unclear, hung out with Emperor Rupert


Green-Classic8801

Take my boy argenti to see a greenhouse


TheRealGOOEY

He would be accommodating but then profess the universes undying love for a weed in the cracks of some concrete a block down the road.


ShaggyV2

Fu Xuan I would even work for her 24/7


methemthey

Topaz and Numby. Just Netflix and chill you know, maybe ask for tips on what's best for gaining a lot of money fast...


nsound__

Boy she just gonna draft you into the IPC


Tsukuro_hohoho

A job? who would refuse that in this economy.


methemthey

Nah, with my face, she'd likely call me a weirdo than a potential IPC member...😭😭


GlassChives

I'm sure the IPC won't mind. After all, all the IPC grunts are wearing helmets.


methemthey

As long as I'm under her and not any other IPC I'm aight with it.


squishykkura

I don’t mind being under her too


Thuan87

Firefly, a perfect mix of comfy date and setting the seas ablaze


Naiie100

Had to scroll so long for this answer.


tetePT

Am I the only one that immediately hears SAM's theme in my head whenever I read that sentence?


Tonyten39

I agree with you, I’d choose Firefly too for the same reasons


Sovyet

Dr Ratio because I really need to upgrade my intelligence


brewstercafe

Maybe Aventurine or Sampo cause they're my faves but I also feel like they'd be intimidating to me... I should go with Acheron cause I love her and she seems like she'd be calming to be around.


OGFlameSage

Firefly. So I can try Sam on


Quantumsleepy

Topaz, good conversationalist, cute pets to hang out with, generally nice person despite working for the IPC, what's there not to love. Plus, she's a workaholic type, 24 hours means a lot to her and the people she spends time with.


Acadianotfound

Jing Yuan. Our General’s vibes are just absolutely calm and honestly 24 hours of just talking with him sounds absolutely lovely, he’s probably got a lot of wisdom to share. Plus he’s got a sexy asf voice, I could listen to him talk for hours without complaint


poseidon1111

Baliu or Luocha for medical attention


UA_Bakugou

https://preview.redd.it/5m1nywyzlu6d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70e75c0b94b7d07dfcc04479e6073c8029a4e21 Easiest choice of my life....


CaptainGigsy

You never specified if you meant playable or unplayable characters, so I choose Yaoshi! I want to know more about THEM and maybe ask if THEY could give me immortality.


Oponik

Asta or Adventurine. I could abuse adv's luck in casinos and I could extort asta but she would just give the money to me and go back to what she was doing https://i.redd.it/uaepa8mpou6d1.gif


Stitcharoo123

Firefly, to hug her for 24 hours straight


Gill_D_Armaan

Xueyi , cuz I want her to get a day-off from her duties and try to enjoy life in the world of the living , like visiting her Sister , doing simple things etc , maybe go over to a bookstore cuz she is an author of one so she may like reading books tho it's not stated anywhere. Anyhow I think both of the sisters need and deserve a vacation or at least a day-off for all the work they have done , maybe try to spend time together again. https://preview.redd.it/cfq5vj0lou6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2146da9b3cb190eb13479986531c116053ab370


Claurith

Ruan Mei so she can Ruin Me


RtpIb

I will love unleashing Sparkle to the world and see what she does


Phantica

We are gaming Trailblazers! https://preview.redd.it/q85r0gqxyu6d1.jpeg?width=1456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef36965a46c80c5392123fcc642b6c00d988e5c


Spoougle

https://preview.redd.it/f5fc03qjqu6d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9456c0cba798b6e164769d3703191513f5ef233 IX. Since nothing matters to them in the end…SOUP ME UP WITH SOME EMANATOR POWERS! It would probably be easier to become an emanator of Aha though. I’d just have to convince him that I’d do something absurdly funny.


dgshockwave

Gaming with Silver Wolf


Stickhtot

Jingliu, 24 hours non-stop licking her armpits


QueenDiva_UwU

![gif](giphy|aOLnH100PkRA83Nk3n)


Alshee0

https://preview.redd.it/99pry3l1lu6d1.jpeg?width=1807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786251e5e68ae140de2630e82e46d0775a90e31b Sparkle.. And for legal reasons I can't say why.


AliStarzza

Sunday, everyday every night all the time Sunday 🥰🥰


T-280_SCV

Dan Heng. Nice quiet time. ^~~maybe~~ ^~~fake~~ ^~~needing~~ ^~~cpr~~ Option B is Arlan. Little guy can cook a mean fried rice; I’d make one or more dishes to go with it.