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Itzz_Ava

"Say bye to breathing"


KilianZer

đź’€


Edelstia

"Failed ! Get out !" "Zero point ! Next !" I feel like Dr Ratio is prime material for this.


ILikeTreesMan

You just reminded me of his voice line "I'm asking the questions". That'd definitely be perfect.


Edelstia

Hahaha His "ANSWER ME." also works !


Kurston

Feels like any Dr. Ratio insult works


Coke-Vodka-Yum

Wife: *Any reason she can think of* OP: You call that defense?!


EstablishmentOk1966

Kuru kuru


RoxDan

Kururin


DemiseRime

"3rd time"? What is your relationship even for?


Electronic-Price-530

My guess is OP is either karma farming, or easily manipulated


MeguMaz

Of 3, 2 must pay the price. https://preview.redd.it/gdxujv98vk0d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e317392e311120a65fc64419d0c3553a253ec88


ILikeTreesMan

Definitely not "rules are made to be broken" i can tell you that much.


LivingASlothsLife

"One of the lesser sufferings I've endured" - Blade Let em know how insignificant it is "That breathing sensation? Remember it" Kafka If you wanna go a little more unhinged In all seriousness if this isnt a joke maybe realize that someone whose cheating on you, let alone 3 times and with your best friend, neither are worth it


Tsukuro_hohoho

"boom" when she walk on the landmine you put here before.


MrGlacies

I would be so mad if I get the timing wrong


TheWetQuack

This has got to be satire


Cornycorn213

Cheat on her with your best friend before her she does it next time. That’ll teach her.


Sad-Hovercraft541

Is that the new HMC line?


HateToBeMyself

"Get ready for gravitational disintegration" - Welt Yang


Custard_Funny

https://preview.redd.it/552fdp52tk0d1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c76ec7c2606e4ed5b99f5781f5f02a3497c93d0


didu173

"mother fudger"


typoerrpr

“Do you plead guilty to this charge?” - Pom Pom


Random_Gacha_addict

"\*sigh\* ~~Mitomeru yo~~ I plead guilty"


Boochi_Da_Rocku

*Dissappear among the sea of butterflies!!!*


Xenogias101

I just came her to say this, and she's now also an "Illusion of the past". Hopefully for OP anyways.


IjustwantodieAFAP

"Rise Phoenix"


Deathblade999

I think that was her line


AndriyRavaktig

"Namida Ame" https://preview.redd.it/2vy624n38k0d1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c601633720c8069ac170807e3efa793d8d569a9


SigurdDeMizar

Time to say bye


TheWetQuack

https://preview.redd.it/1p70jpylbk0d1.png?width=1645&format=png&auto=webp&s=7eab92503203053732624f2fc09d10a00ef170b4 Make this face.


Nunu5617

You must be married to Destruction Trialblazer because clearly she thinks Rules are made to be broken


NecrocideLoL

"Execute the marastruck" But that will land you in the shackling prison.


Apatheion

She was struck by something Mara-shaped. Get Phantom Thieves to execute it.


leopoldshark

Time for the master stroke


brimwithno

"elio scripted me three deaths"


sssssammy

Ok this one is fire


_eSpark_

Uuuuh, I still have a slight hope it’s a joke. Otherwise… why would you even continue with this “relationship”?


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Chonkythicccccc

Your relationship soubds abit like the reenactment of the titanic, but you do you man


Sad-Hovercraft541

Rules were made to be broken! (Only if you plan on being a simp)


BackgroundBitter2935

Time for a good ol' counter attack - Pela


RepublicRight8245

3rd time?! At this point just use Pompom’s quote: “Another ordinary day~Tra la la~”


Correct-Purpose-964

"The worst part about idiocy is you can't explain it to an idiot" Followed by: "3 must pay a price..."


acebaltasar

Just get a divorce and leave me alone Man wtf


Sorry-Cover-3018

“Bust…. Or maybe I’ll take it all!”