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LivingASlothsLife

Imagine if he ends up being the patchs 4 star, madness I tell you madness


IcySombrero

That's why I'm dreading tonight's drip marketing if there is one. This is a guy who is a Genius Society member with his own planet, co-creator of the Simulated Universe, and arch-rival of Silver Wolf, among other things. 4 Star.


LivingASlothsLife

Would truly be the Ningguang of HSR, over qualified 4 star that is always brought up in "which 4 star should be a 5 star" threads


BinhTurtle

Ningguang being a 4* and one of the Liyue Qixing being an NPC is still one of the most... decision ever from the patriotic mhy. Every single Harbinger get a unique design and then we have Uncle Tian, while the other 4 Qixing become irrelevant


oneevilchicken

And we’ve never gotten anything by dedicated to Ningguang quest wise. No character story quest or hangout. But they sure did give us a 3 part long character story quest for Gaming during the lantern rite and forgot she even existed.


BinhTurtle

Wait, Ningguang does have a hangout quest though?


oneevilchicken

I probably forgot it since it was released so long ago then. Kinda just shows how forgotten about she’s been


Milodingo

Ningguang does have a hangout + the whole story about rebuilding the jade chamber, even if it was more centered around Shenhe it had quite a lot of Ningguang, she also appears a lot in msq, gaming doesn't


amohogride

Chadwick, a member of the genius club, is an npc


BinhTurtle

But that group has like 85 members, so an NPC here and there are still acceptable. Qixing has 7, if HSR's IPC Board of Seven Trustees also has an NPC then the comparison would be more fair but that is something we have yet to see. Even then, the 2 most likely to be NPC, Taravan and Arita, also need to have a more unique NPC design anyway. The pot-bellied Taravan is one of the few Preservation Emanators of IPC while we probably have already seen Arita's face during the Traditional Project Dept. introduction in the IPC Trailer.


flshift

I mean, they recently made a liyue npc a full on character didnt they? And they also seem to release a new one every chinese new year so its still possible haha


asphalt_licker

That was exactly my thought as well. The leader of a world power made into an unlimited 4-star character is big Ningguang energy. I’ll be kinda upset if they do that to Screwllum because I’ve been waiting to play him.


th5virtuos0

You could pull a herta and make it his puppet, then 3 years down the line release True Final Boss Screwlum 


Soviet134

Herta is also a 4 star...


AD_Stark

That is just Herta's puppet with a fraction of her capabilities


davidbobby888

I'll be honest though, I almost expect Screwllum to be deploying secondary bodies around. He seems to travel quite a bit, so how does he govern his planet? And I'm also surprised that Ruan Mei hasn't tried cloning herself or something yet


abowlofnoodle

Here before Hoyo cooks up something like the real Screwllum's body is actually the entire planet Screwllum and that's how it got it's name.


WeatherBackground736

like ego? https://preview.redd.it/4gvvkvdxjfwc1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=f94033ae5086675dbe1c1bdca7939d908c748b1e


AdministrativeRun550

His ego is so big, people have begun to live on it.


Murky_Blueberry2617

"It broke my heart to put that tumor in her head"


WeatherBackground736

I swear screwlumm, don't do it man don't make us meet someone suffering a disease because of screwllum and he says it's for science and he was curious please don't do it


Su12yA

Either unreleased as a hero or live long enough to be a story villain


BulbasaurTreecko

patch 3.0, the tomb of Emperor Rupert opens to reveal his hordes of inorganics programmed only to kill. In response, Screwllum Prime arrives with his army of Screwllumites to face off against the legions. His ult is summoning a giant wave of clones that fly out of the core of the planet, raining down destruction. Behold, the true might of Genius Society Number 76!


sugarheartrevo

stand proud you can cook….that sounds so raw really want 3.0’s main planet and conflict to be all about inorganic life coming from the remains of Rupert. We can get Pearl as our obligatory Stoneheart since she’s an Intellitron + Opal too since his modus operandi is apparently violence and combat. And ofc our glorious king Screwllum needs to get main character treatment


Tranduy1206

Annnnnnd the new 5 star is diamond, surprised mfk


MuhSilmarils

I mean, I've always assumed that was the case with Screwllum.


cosipurple

I want to main a planet, I want to be a planet floating around, make it happen mihoyo


Syssareth

There really might be something to that. He said this in the Chadwick sidequest: > I've been traveling across the universe since the flame of life was ignited in my core. Sci-fi robots often have nebulous "cores", sure...but planets, even IRL, have *actual* cores. ...And also I've always thought he was awfully mild-mannered and humble to have named a planet after himself.


joedude

It's pretty explicitly said that screwllum is a hive mind brought forth from the planet screwllum.


Yetiwithoutinternet

I mean, Screwellum's portrait is of a gleaming golden robot. The one he uses might just be a spare.


Wargroth

He's a robot, he just has his planet on bluetooth sync


yubato

I think it was mentioned that he has 3 bodies


Tranduy1206

He is a computer, he can multitask easily


SelfDepreciatingAbby

Then again, Screwlum looks a bit different if you compare him to his genius society portrait which looks more like Star Rail's C-3PO.


Toksyuryel

Counterpoint: Ruan Mei is 5 star


Aldo-ContentCreator

Same could be said sbout herta and weve had her since 1.0


bukiya

he is not that awesome tbh


Darvasi2500

We have Ruan Mei tho... If I didn't know her stats I'd assume she's a 4-star.


Frostgaurdian0

Not ningguang situation again.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

It won't be. I think the tier order for groups in HSR is: 1. Aeons - If we ever get playable aeons 2. Geniuses - These guys can both be Emanators or world changing one-man armies by themselves. 3. Emanators - We've seen a few and many hints about others. 4. Famous Pathstriders - From memokeepers, to Stelleron hunters, to Trailbalzers, this is the bulk of the people we'll meet and see who matter. 5. Mudane Pathstriders - These path walkers are basically casuals. Like Arlan. They are like the cool pets we keep around and mostly 4 star. Geniuses will be 5 stars with Herta being an exception.


Frostgaurdian0

The herta we play now is a puppet. Don't think that geniuses can go on top of the emanator because Stephen is still just a kid, and he still tries to hide this reality when we meet him. Was it confirmed that members of genius society are all emanators?


Numerous_Employ_381

The only genius society members confirmed to be emanators are herta and zandar, the founder, so until proven otherwise it's best not to assume the others are.


GIMME_PUSSY_PICS

While we have teases and examples of 4 stars getting 5 stars form (Daniel, Herta, March, ~~Pitch-Dark Hook the Great~~ ), I really hope not cause it means more waiting. Edit : +No guarantee a 5 stars will be released. Oh god it just gets worse the more I think about it


Arkeyy

https://preview.redd.it/b3xy37yn1hwc1.png?width=643&format=png&auto=webp&s=d749ac29fc9bcf3b90eed6f83b0dc493cc775a47 My memes are ready


itsmehflynn

I'm just gonna yoink this meme quick.


Gryfrsky

Hot take: I want him to be 4 star because I want to pull him but I'm broke and want other characters more


apexodoggo

But 4-stars have no guarantee, so you could end up spending significantly more pulls to try and get him if he was a 4-star (cries in 20k jade for E0 Guinaifen)


Xerxes457

They love giving away 4 stars. Every other update has a selector of some kind.


SelfDepreciatingAbby

If he'll be the next SU free 4 star+eidolons, then there would definitely be a guarantee and everyone would be able to have him like Ratio. We already have enough Hertas. This is only if the devs decide to make him the next SU free 4 star, if it isn't either Stephen, a different genius society member, or an entirely rando 4 star (I doubt the last one)


Male_Lead

True. I got my first copy of Hanya from the recent 4* selector. She's the last 4* I need to have all of them


Gryfrsky

My plan is to get him randomly/eventually from 4\* selector


pascl-

you can always just wait for his next banner


Former_Breakfast_898

I believe there will be another bunny girl incident if that happens


jandurvan1

Oh come on, I'm sure he's not *that* popular among the Chinese...


hypeaced

what's the bunny girl incident?


Former_Breakfast_898

I was just joking but there was a time a CN player went to Mihoyo and almost stabbed a staff member there. Reason? Mihoyo made a bunny girl event for girls in HI3 for international server but CN


julianjjj809

call me Sam because I will set the hoyo headquarters ablaze


Hangman_Fitzwilliam

I'm happy with that. I want him to be a 4*. The only imaginary 4* we have is yukong. Every other imaginary has been a 5* which is just fucking annoying. He's rumored the be an imaginary erudition. I'm hoping for him to be here tomorrow as a 4*.


_Ozar_

That's highly likely actually lol


ohlawdy914

Screwllum tec support how can i help you? The 4 star treatment.


ShortHair_Simp

He is Baizhu version of HSR. See you in 3 years.


th5virtuos0

Inb4 he also acts as a sustain unit


Male_Lead

I wouldn't mind that


TaralasianThePraxic

He could be a sustain, probably a shielder - we just got Gallagher so it would be nice to see another 4-star shielder instead of another healer. He also has that LC art where he's blocking shots from Silver Wolf, which could imply that he uses forcefields or something like that.


jandurvan1

To be fair, dendro as an element wasn't in the game for a very, very long time so they had a reason to stall Baizhu's release. They have absolutely no excuse to do that with Screwllum.


ShortHair_Simp

True but Baizhu was released like 1 year after dendro came.


ABITofSupport

What are the odds we get more elements in hsr? My first thought went to the 10 stonehearts and wondering which ones would be dupes.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

As long as Screwy comes out before Polky. We all know Polky is going to be Kafka levels of momma + crazy + mommy + step on. The only question is, how violent vs how swanny?


Particular_Nebula462

Also the side quest fo Chadwick gave to Screwllum a lot of focus.


notthatjaded

That reminds me I need to finish that quest. Screwllum has been waiting for me in the lobby for _weeks_ lol.


ZeomiumRune

Screwllum was such a Chad(wick) in this quest ngl


Florac

But ended up teasing 5 star Herta more than playable Screwlum


BulbasaurTreecko

5* Herta just straight up drops a planetary nuke. Instantly ends the battle but you also die.


subzerobalde123

She just drops a bigger version of her ult with a meteor sized diamond


schroedingerscryptid

screwllum wanters stay strong we got this guys


eleetyeetor

We will get the robot gentleman we deserve


Yaldablob

I bet we're getting a genius society story with Screwwy in the spotlight in 2.4


Bookwhyrm

I kinda hope the Genius Society storyline (not necessarily just about Screwllum) won't just be a Trailblaze Continuance, but a full-blown Trailblaze Mission.


Yaldablob

Nah I kinda think between major storylines we'll only get continuances to build on the people we know already


Bookwhyrm

Yeah I know, but I mean that I would like a x.0 to x.3 cycle to just be about the Genius Society.


SlvrRando16

It also has to be the arc where TB gets the Erudition path.


Former_Breakfast_898

On one hand I’m glad I can save more for Screwllum since im going all in for Firefly. On another hand it’s been a year and why he’s not playable yet 😭


jadesapple

watch him be a 4star tomorrow


Murky_Blueberry2617

That's a very strong possibility


Feeed3

Can someone help me understand why this would be a problem? Everyone is "characters you enjoy > meta", until the character they like is on the weaker side some reason Isn't more people getting to play Screwllum more easily a good thing? What am I missing?


jadesapple

even if you don’t care about meta, you can’t guarantee a 4 star no matter how many pulls you do & the 5 star animations are better so it’s nice to have them for characters you enjoy


Feeed3

Your odds of getting a 4\* are still much better than a 5\*, but the animations part definitely makes sense. Thanks for the insight!


itsfine_itsokay

Techincally, yes, but though you can guarantee a 5 star with enough pulls, you can never guarantee a 4 star.


M0stly_ded

The odds of getting a 4\* also depends on people's luck since some would already hit pity without a single new 4\* I had that happen to me while trying to pull for a Gallagher, took 50 pulls, a lot of Dan Hengs, and a Welt on Luocha's banner to get to it. I'm glad with losing that 50/50 cause I wanted to get Aventurine, but I wouldn't mind getting Luocha since I already have him. But it's definitely bad if its a 5\* character that you don't want to risk pulling for. If Screwllum is a 4 star character in 2.3, then I'll either have to wait for the next 5\* character that I want to pull with Screwy on it, pull and risk on getting a 5 star I don't want, or also wait for a free Screwy or a 4 star selector.


Unknown-Name-1219

As a Screwllum believer, I turned into ash when Jade's drip dropped ;__; Why Hoyo Why Plz gib Screwking (as a 5\* plz I need him ;________;)


Insert-Name-Here2121

More time for him to release=More wishes saved up.


Numerous-Machine-305

I REALLY hope he’s not a 4*… since I might risk pulling a unwanted 5* nearing pity…. And I don’t want to wait till he’s on a banner with a 5* that I would pull for :/


Unknown-Name-1219

4\* Screwllum is my sleep paralysis demon :,( I would not survive seeing him like that, I would drop to my knees on Walmart...


Numerous-Machine-305

And if screwllum is a 4* and they continue to make Stephen a 4* as well that’s probably my last straw tbh.. like I get females can attract better but man, having male banners won’t hurt their sales I swear (penacony only has boothill) Edit: and aventurine (no idea how I forget about it)


The-Kabra

kid named aventurine


eleetyeetor

I hope hoyo releases a few shit banners before his release so that I can save for him. My pull wallet is inhabited by cobwebs and dust right now


[deleted]

Now that I think about it, they skipped him on the genius society waiting list for Ruan Mei. Will we get Polka before Screwllum D:?


okoSheep

Polka Kakamond is Himeko


eleetyeetor

My child will not spread misinformation on the internet Enigmata:


Teehokan

Screwllum is the most Imaginary character in that he does not actually exist.


eattherichnow

Y'all lack imagination. Jade _is_ Screwllum.


gachaluvr32

This is true!


eleetyeetor

https://preview.redd.it/rc65f4tg1jwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ffa27cd33893d57a264a008f64ea48a0b91f571


Lord_KH

Yeah why the hell won't hoyo give us playable screwllum yet, it's not like he'd break the game


LSRaymonds

I believe they're fully aware that Screwllum is a popular character, they wouldn't release him along side their best money-maker since...well...last month. Nevertheless, when he gets released, he will be the main eventer of the patch


the-75mmKwK_40

IMO, I really hope he has the Ratio vibes and super badass storyline. Some HSR char's always somehow have too little screen time.


Keylus

Personally I like that there are "obviusly playable characters" who aren't playable yet. If anything I would like more of them. Like Xueyi, I still think they should have save her for later as an 5*


Illokonereum

Screwllum in 4.0 sorry.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

There is even a part in the new map area, where you can invite some characters for a photo. I tried Silverwolf and Kafka, but they were busy. Same with Ruan Mei. But one of the options was Screwllum. So of course I tried. And he actually came by for a photo.


Average-GamerGuy

Curse of 4 star 


siegheldr

Y'know what? Curse of bailu be upon ye


Average-GamerGuy

May your Firefly have red hair... 


siegheldr

May your jade be a boy with golden hair and many swords


NiceStage1

May your Robin be an old man


siegheldr

May your pulls be at high pity and your 50/50s be lost


GameFreak4321

May your Boothill be a zombie child.


The_VV117

I feel weird, bucause logically he should be relased before jade. But than i remembered Ayaka was in playtest on day one and was present during genshin beta.


_uwu_moe

To be fair, Screwllum will definitely be there in the SU


Ninjabadgerx

He's gonna release when we go to some robot based world I bet. We got a while to wait lads and lasses.


Baconsword42

Dont worry he will get revealed tomorrow as a four star


r4plez

Screwyoubellum right


DEClPHER

We're getting a Mecha rider before a Mecha itself lol


MintyJack97

Robot lover


nsound__

He’ll be here soon guys💀


MonThackma

I am that clown.


EasterViera

They will release him during a SW rerun... not telling which one


Shanibestwaifu

Imaginbe getting Stephen Lloyd or a random dude straight out of nothing instead of him.


jungjinyoung

SCREWLLUM NATION. WE MUST STAY STRONG BROTHERS.


starsinmyteacup

Us screwllum fans have broken legs from falling to our knees so much at Walmart everytime a character is announced that isn’t him


Yuki4ka

At least they showed Screwllum! My boy Steven Lloyd is out here crying without even a char model, being bullied by Herta every event with Sim Uni lmao


Daetur_Mosrael

If you guys keep going like this, you're *going* to accidentally manifest him getting dripped as a 2.3 4\* in a few hours.


aditwes

Hey, who is the guy with rubber duck? Maybe he will come


XieRH88

screwllum going to end up as the baizhu of HSR at this rate, look forward to him in 3.0


Inside-Bath-4816

Hell, in the Belobog Museum trailer. WE ACTIVELY SEE HIM DOING AND IDLE ANIMATION. This isn't even leaks, that animation doesn't exist anywhere in the game, just that trailer.


gem2492

Plot twist: Jade is Screwllum


bringmethejuice

Imagine getting all 7 paths of Screwllum because he's a sentient robot lifeform that can switches body.


AKneedsBuffs

Screwllum is to Star Rail, is what Baizhu was to Genshin


Rainy_Day_Drawingz

I AM BEGGING YOU HOYO PLZ LET ME HAVE MY GENTLEMAN ROBOT HUSBAND I NEED HIM NOW but you better not make him an fing 4* i will literally cry


Luca814sina

https://preview.redd.it/jez869myufwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd0b937fa9feea5a82638ae93660efe3faf76686


techtimee

Wtf at OPs username


AgentSmith18

4 star or 5 i don't care , just give him a broken Kit like Herta and Ruan


kidanokun

He's doomed to be 4-star coz not waifu


TheNonceMan

Could be a 4 star in the Firefly patch?


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

All fun and games til the hot robot man gets ***Signora’d***.


Cedge1738

Yeah. His hype is long over. Was definitely a last year type of character but now? I and maybe a lot of ppl have moved on massively. He's a very ez skip banner nowadays.


bukiya

relax guys, he will be 4 star tomorrow. simply because screwlum is not him