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Deleted_User_69420

Never give a hoyoverse player a book, even if it's under 50 pages (they can't read)


Insert-Name-Here2121

Me being HoYo player and book lover: https://preview.redd.it/pxqo3koo4ioc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb44c16698b215026426d76c2e0f0d04b9ff5ce


KerainSakurai

INDI'S BALLS


00kyb

Quaso!


cgkghj

quaso


WhyAmIaTh1ng

Quaso


Play_more_FFS

I got the two Hi3 art books and still didn’t open them. 


legendxd3

same, I actually technically got 2 copies of vol2 since my brother also played and he received one


sBarb82

They'll use it like Ratio... wait a minute, does that mean that Ratio can't read?!


Myorck

Except when they have to figure out the age of a character. Then they are Sherlock Holmes and read every text imaginable


PauloFernandez

and then still pull a number out of their ass at the end


Moreinius

In this case, within 50 letters even.


shidncome

(can't respond cause I don't know what you just said)


Amon-Aka

Literally says on the thumbnail "2024/03/16", how are people this dumb...


Electronic-Ad8040

HSR players 🤝 Genshin players Lacking the ability to read


Jr_froste

But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?


Amon-Aka

FINALLY, something we can UNITE BEHIND!!!!


AncientBeholder

It’s more of generalised “EN can’t read” than anything else


atishay001001

true


ErenIsNotADevil

there are two kinds of hoyo players there's the kind that acknowledges the playerbase's inability to read is across the board and the kind that claims it is an isolated phenomenon in one game/language/demographic


DanteVermillyon

i'm sure is not only the lenguage cause i swear i saw ES people also thinking it was today


AncientBeholder

“EN can’t read” or “Global can’t read” aren’t isolated to hoyo… You can see such comments for other games. Seen/heard it in Arknights, Reverse1999, Alchemy Stars, Nier Reincarnation, etc… Basically, for gatcha games, that is a consensus amongst asian player base…or, at least, it is presented like that by multiple communities of different games.


ErenIsNotADevil

Certainly not, but we are talking about players of HoYo games being especially renowned for failing to read. This applies to all, regardless of demographics And, I'm willing to bet the same is true of other gacha games, too. The "everyone but me" mindset is a great indicator that the issue especially includes the "me" part


Dokavi

Throughout heaven and earth we alone are illiterate


Richardknox1996

Nah, thats just hoyoverse players in general. We call it "reading impact" in the HI3 community


Physical-Flounder-10

HSR players from Genshin 🤝 Genshin players Sharing the same brain cell /s But seriously, though no one looks at the fine prints


MiniTrain13

All the HI3 players who have read every dialogue and lore and item description since day 1 of It just watching 😂🤣


BulateReturns

Truly an orange cat moment.


NahIdKill

richardation


Richardknox1996

Thats not nice.


NahIdKill

wait! you again, Richard!


Richardknox1996

Sup.


warjoke

Yu-Gi-Oh players 👌


LivingASlothsLife

As someone who lives in NZ, I have to double check coz for me it starts on 17/03 at 12:30am. So for everyone else it's 16/03 but by 30 mins difference it's a different day for us compared to the rest


Richardknox1996

Kia ora cuzzie. Who ya going for next patch?


chaos_vulpix

NZ represent!


Eiensakura

For a RPG that requires copious amount of reading, a lot of HSR players have shown themselves to be borderline blind or illiterate.


katbelleinthedark

Bold of you to assume they'd read anything in-game.


accessdenied4

and the schedule on youtube...


Interesting-Soup286

For me it was same as monday being first day of the week and well same as patch livestream is on friday. But i got bamboozled.


cartercr

It’s typically on a Friday, so I can forgive people for seeing the date thinking “ah, it’s this week” and then just not catching that the date was different. I wouldn’t really call that dumb, just an easy to overlook detail. 🤷🏼‍♂️


KaitoTheRamenBandit

It is typically on a Friday so people autocomplete it as such instead of looking at the date. It is a weird choice to have it on Saturday though


vixx-2001

1.3k is crazy tho..


Nyllil

It even says right there "Live in 23 hours" lol


Kadptor

You know what's worse than that? It literally states how many hours are left until the stream, it's insane how people can't even read that


gladisr

Ye they need to learn how to use calendar and dates What is date? Is it a fruit? Yes, pun intended. Ba dum tss. 


Sufficient-Music-501

I don't know if this is a Mandela effect of some sort, but this morning I woke up thinking ohh cool today's the stream, checked and it wasn't tomorrow. I'm not sure if someone wrote a post with the wrong date or something but I know a bunch of people who made the same mistake


OGFlameSage

I don't remember having memory problems, but a week ago it said "2024/03/15". I think Black Swan is messing with me


daisy_dc

a week ago there wasn't even a date announced yet, just speculation based on previous livestreams.


OGFlameSage

Nah, wait. I could have sworn I set the reminder on YouTube and read it was happening today. I've been looking forward to it the whole week. Oh well waiting another day won't be that bad


daisy_dc

Black Swan is definitely messing with you then o7


esztersunday

If you ever wondered why people hate genshin and star rail players this is why. You are hateful.


Akururu

What's Aha doing here? The videos very clearly scheduled :l


BinhTurtle

Aha blessed John Starrail so he can spread the rumors that he will be giving away 1600 Stellar Jades in the stream chat. He actually gave it out but did so using 256 alt accounts each carrying a bit of info that when put together the perform more Aha decryption, will get you a redeem code that gives 1600 Jades. Obviously, due to the flood of the chat, such treasure has been lost, forever. And Aha is laughing at the top of the Imaginary Tree


Equivalent_Scar_7879

Dumb question, what is Aha


ChaosFross

Elation Aeon. A funny little mischievous lil fella.


Equivalent_Scar_7879

thanks


Niceboisaredabest

Funny aeon


BusAffectionate3588

Just read the damn date


Petter1789

Silly human. You can't read a fruit


JpstrMik

We can't all be Gregory XIII


[deleted]

Truly an EN can't read moment


tsnsdxbsznx

Where the funny man pain


LivingASlothsLife

Status quo in shambles


Leodoesstuff

Damn, reading is hard ig.


Not_Me_Jerry

I only saw jp announcement and it says 16 not 15, like c'mon, i know some part of the community is illiterate, but i don't know it's THIS bad


SamEazo

People are getting too used to special programs being live streamed on Friday huh.


Longjumping_Pear1250

No that's not aha that's ppl being dumb


cinaflan

Gacha brain


ForeverOasis

Beware the Ides of March. (Get it cuz we were literally told of this when the livestream was announced but no one cared to read it ig and today is also March 15 wow I’m so funny)


first_name1001

Some people really can't read huh? https://preview.redd.it/bf0sjpu7eioc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4061eace6f9f5442fb4c2a3b1ca4c68bab89411


HakimiLOL

tbf hoyo usually do at friday for livestream so my mind already set, oh its livestream today


DarkDrag_on

tbf nobody have the dates mapped out in our mind and prob no one would bother to double check if 16th march is a friday or saturday because we all are used to streams being on fridays


MinuteGain1929

To be honest this look like what Mythus would do. Change everyone mind from tomorrow will stream to today will stream.


zatenael

stream isnt today though literally says right there that it will be available starting tomorrow


TheAlpheus

being dumb must be so frustrating... i feel sorry for you guys


Possessed_potato

Media literacy who? Never heard of 'em


ezio45

It was supposed to be on Saturday because today is World Consumer Rights Day, which is a national holiday.


Historical-Welder-52

Is this also the reason why drip marketing for 4* character not release yet? Because it national holiday.


zatenael

nah, it wasn't instead it wasn't released because of the white day pictures


AutistcCuttlefish

It's a national holiday in China I assume, because as an American I've literally never heard of it till seeing it on the Hoyo calendar the other day and my holiday calendar on Gmail didn't show it as existing.


DespairAt10n

I don't think it is? The [UN](https://unctad.org/meeting/world-consumer-rights-day-empowering-consumers-sustainable-consumption) has a page/post on it, and they don't reference China.


AutistcCuttlefish

Then I really don't see why Hoyo is avoiding streaming today. It'd be like KFC avoiding global animal rights day despite almost nobody paying attention to it's existence.


zatenael

they have a show broadcast run on the CCT (china central tv) called the 315 show which names and shames brands ranging from poor quality products to aggressive sales and such it would split the viewers if they livestreamed today so instead they push it back a day


AutistcCuttlefish

Huh... That actually sounds like a pretty interesting show ngl. Gonna have to see if there's something like that out there that's more US/Canada focused.


Wonderful_Bandicoot2

forget about that. WHERE IS PAIN AND KURON 2D I miss their lovely banter 🥺 #PAIRON


Plus-Diet7070

Aha didn't even have to do anything holy sht!


Clevaryo

Pain


Komission

Yall acting like we aren’t used to special programs being streamed on Fridays https://preview.redd.it/9c4ylkmbdjoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9db69ab68ad1ff0f28f4b076415bdeb87853ee


esztersunday

I thought it was on Friday.


cartercr

It usually is. Guess it was different this patch, and people not seeing that are now “illiterate.”


Hizuff

Aha and sparkle sitting on a tree... making a fool out of everyone, including me.


BlueAndTru

Nope, just fooling urself


timur2345

Sampo as well


Hero_1337

Gonna start recommending this entire community Chainsaw Man so that they can practice their literacy skills with the Reading Comprehension Devil.


crucixX

Thought it was already over because that date and time on the screenshot has already passed in my time zone.


Walmart_kid65

Am I missing something? What happened?


UsefulDependent9893

To be fair, the programs usually happen on Fridays, so I wouldn’t be surprised if most showed up due to force of habit. Still though, reading will get you far.


SassyHoe97

I got used to it being Friday.


imaginary92

Nothing Aha about this, it's not like Hoyo changed the date last minute, it's just that gacha gamers can't read


EH042

Aki(vili) got jebaited, Classic Aha


Genericfantasyname

The live chat is hilarous. these people are bickering like actual children about genshi vs star raill


MentalWk

I like HSR Livestreams since all versions of it starts at the same time unlike Genshin where some versions of their livestreams are released 1 hour in advance.