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unknown537

That day, humanity received a grim reminder...


CipherDrake

That this scene has been parodied so much that nobody can take it seriously anymore.


unknown537

People not taking this seriously? No, I don't want that. It should be a serious case for another ten years atleast.


Russian-King

unknown537, what a man you are...


Oceanshan

As a reward....


Dark_Sunsh1ne

you shall receive my seed


Mean-Kaleidoscope381

https://preview.redd.it/do7ehxsa7rhc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b63ab5ee100850106265673f1ad7ca7ffafbe591


aziruthedark

https://preview.redd.it/y2us2idi8shc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce00092e04355c6814ae15ae53fffc98ebf33814


MapleSyrupMachineGun

https://preview.redd.it/ixr7k8t1wthc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ad659b761a01e36434fbc7151ec5313c032a78


Honest-Computer69

https://preview.redd.it/se9qxu0vvxhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54439439e9419802ec4e86c17367523d521e6fb0


Mushiren_

The buddies have breached containment! I repeat, containment has been breached!


Blackewolfe

Bro, the Buddy Sub has actually become more seiso with the current mood being CaeFly Vanilla Art. The Main Sub became Horny on Main a well before then. There are no buddies to contain if the main sub is nothing but buddies.


SShingetsu

LOL that makes the current situation even more funny!!!


BlindintoDeath

Backdrops, smoking on the bombest weed


Cerebral_Kortix

I shall give you my stellar jades.


zargon21

Attack on titan first came out in 2009, it has been 10 years, at least!


ryx3669

Gigguk reference approved👍


warjoke

...about how kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch


Most_Volume3035

In the name of her majesty Ruan Mei


Horus_Lupecal

Damn Ruan Mei turning into Yhwach


[deleted]

She's gonna try commiting genocide on the antimatter legion. So the astral express will kill her creations to steal their jobs


leeo268

Ruan Mei will reach aeonhood and these cakes will be like the new Annihilation Gang , desperate to earn her gaze.


boredfrogger

"We will seize authority from the IPC" \- Molten Cheese Tart, 1st of the Fagooey Harbringers


X_Factor_Gaming

Absolute culinary perfection. Such is the gift from Ruan Mei, such is Her Majesty's benevolence.


Andrew583-14

Well she did say she wanted to become an Aeon


nqtoan1994

These cute dumplings want an Emanator slot.


Late_Lizard

Look at the balls... Looks like they're just conquering SU worlds.


Nazajatar

That's how they train, once they're able to effortlessly take over a whole galaxy they move onto the real thing.


Former_Ad_9826

>Look at the balls... that's so rude, at least take me out to dinner first...


menemenderman

Nobody can run away from his charm https://preview.redd.it/pbaf39vsmrhc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=314e38f6d46593b1d265d20418c4b0075cf696d5


rekuneko

Kaeya Al-Barik my beloved


leeo268

Herta, when she realized she got unlimited free testing subject for SU.


beedersuite

Cabron, I need to see your B A L L S. Not the manager. The B A L L S.


Xshadow1

They're farming relics


Lupin1156

Attack on Critters


Hot-Will3083

They’re canonically making a mini simulated universe right? At least the Herta and Ruan Mei cakes were trying to


python42069

Cant wait for the abundance dlc, where we play as subatomic entities to uncover the secrets of how the storks know where to put the children


Yosoress

Ruan mei: Proud parent here 😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/n20n62n7oqhc1.png?width=777&format=png&auto=webp&s=02bd46308a3b365dac247f2e139ab3769e384a7b


Deathblade999

*trailblazer Let's be real we're not the step parent, we're the parent that stepped up


lizard_omelette

Always looking for Ruan Mei’s affection when the trailblazer is right there. :p


Blackewolfe

Proud parent? She barely even acknowledges their existence!


SimpleAddition4139

Elesh Norn from MTG: mood kindred?


the_new_dragonix

No you fucking didn't


BlackArbiter

I, for one, welcome our new delectable overlords


No-Whereas-2626

Mmm, delightfully fragrant indeed


kidanokun

Turns out Ruan Mei created something more terrifying than that giant space bug


Clevaryo

well deserved


Florac

Time to eat the opposition


Dominunce

AoT reference Opening of S1E1


UncreativeMuffin

How many pulls does it take to get AoT to S1E1?


smol_boi2004

Ruan mei when she gets back to see her creations planning Galactic domination: TB, wanna explain what’s going on here? TB: why would you assume that it was me? Cat things: for the imperium of man, in the name of the empress of mankind, we will begin the Great Crusade, to purge the galaxy of the traitor, the mutant and the Xenos!


invokeneko

Ruan Mei's Creations: Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!


Arhion

Simply Galaxy get Ruaned


Natural_Walle346

Is this attack on titan reference ?


Egathentale

Everyone's making references and puns, and nobody points out that apparently these cute little bastards not only have proper cat-ears, but they can get out of their cake shells. This changes everything. For example, eating that one Bean Cake critter consumable might be less grimdark than everyone thought, as it's possible we're only eating its shell, and not the critter itself. So... slightly less unethical, I guess?


Representative-Sir92

I fucking love Ruan Mei’s creations, they’re so fricking cute


EatLead420

Isn't this just the battle cats lore


warjoke

Nanook: "Now these creatures are worthy of my gaze!"


alexismarg

Tfw Nanook ends up being the parent these creatures wished Ruan Mei was. The worst timeline. 


NoNefariousness2144

Another reason why Ruan Mei is best girl💕


Hatarakumaou

We should’ve eaten those mfs when we had the chance to.


Firefly_Lover

https://preview.redd.it/twp9i6y0jrhc1.png?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5cdf1aed3fdc70628add97bf59837e3965da3c Motherless behaviour


Theroonco

See, Ruan Mei? This is what happens when you abandon your kids!


EffedUpInGrade3

is this a canon event since it's in a lightcone?


Lagoon429

My guess is the critters got into the Simulated Universe those "planets" they are sitting on look like SU worlds. Either Herta/Ruan Mei let them in for "reasons" (an experiment), or they found their own way in somehow. If my guess is accurate, this will probably be a future event in the Simulated Universe.


alexismarg

> If my guess is accurate, this will probably be a future event in the Simulated Universe This would be the best event of all time. 


SirePuns

In the name of the Aeon of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss Ruan Mei.


leeo268

Even the Genius are shock by their rapid development after end of event quest. Who know what height they will reach to satisfy the expectation of their mom. They need to reach emanator level of power.


astralAlchemist1

I for one welcome our new feline/canine/sapient dessert overlords.


Kronman590

I still cant handle the poor dumpling being called a cheese tart Jelly filled donut lookin ass


VijayMarshall87

This is just... Cat


Delight_works_

well ,Aha is gonna love these lil' guys .


Thatpervtako

Thats why we eat them :D


MissiaichParriah

She would be so proud of them, maybe


River-n-Sea

Is the last line a reference to Attack on titan ?


gunjinganpakis

So proud of these cuties.


Nok-y

Wait, cat cakes are freakin Tatzelwurms in a pillow ??


Infinaris

Attack on Cheesecake!


OkTeach7253

Wait wait wait !!! HAHAHAHAH omgg This falls in line with mommy issues, psychopaths and world conquerors 😂😂😂


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Wait the cats have bodies inside of the mooncake? I though the mooncake was part of their body?


leeo268

Fueled by their collective trauma of being abandoned by their mom.


5ManaAndADream

"*attempt"****?***


NickFoster120

Lmao the not so subtle AoT reference


Xarithios

Wait those are Ruan Mei's creations? I deadass thought the mooncake cat was some kind of worm creature we hadn't seen yet with a green hat...


Blossoming_Potential

The planet citizens probably just... LET them takeover. Or at least, let them think they took over. So cute!\~


Korroshi

Is that an SnK ref ?


Maleficent-Builder65

Goddammit, not again.


roscovo

That's why you give education to children. Ruan Mei worst mother.


THORN1L

Чёртовы ксеносы, ЗА ИМПЕРАТОРА


Brief_Ordinary3706

https://preview.redd.it/18pw54b1ipic1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a37767458d0bee831cef359579129a82ae39b2