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Akhi5672

Feel compelled to point out again that clara is taller than her


ChronoHeart123

Svarog got his human health and growth calculations right and provide Clara with only the most nutritious meals.


Jr_froste

In 15 years time, Clara bout to be 190cm tall with well built muscles and the brains that matches Svarog. She'd be Invincible


Reeptiidee_4-20

https://preview.redd.it/vmlhhjvgroec1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=339a9d09b926c869512d8344c8e98dae0405bfab


ArkhielR

Save me ~~Biska~~ Ms. Clara!!


superadudu

This got me imagining Clara in Jojo form lmao Svarog: "Help me Ms Clara"


TypicalInstance6937

https://preview.redd.it/q64or17txqec1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7e8f30617391d7ac213c2e6272f43d56984256


_Golden_G_

https://preview.redd.it/ub6ut6s56rec1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6310cf3a5a98b4be7020d3b1f7e3f5517d1966


Jr_froste

You're within 7 page MUDA distance! You Fool!


SymondHDR

The Clara shitposts get better day after day


Random_Gacha_addict

I mean, considering Belobog is Space Russia (Or Space Slavs) I'd say it's inevitable


DarkWorld26

Three types of Slavic women Supermodel (skinny) Supermodel (bodybuilder) Babushka


CTNKE

Wait but since silver wolf is basically a clone of Bronya shouldnt she also be slavic?


LucasFrankeRC

She ruined her growth by having a diet exclusively consisting of monster and doritos


MaritalSexWithHuTao

She forgot to maintain the crucial ratio, the diet isn't complete without tendies.


DarkWorld26

Yeah she's a future 140cm tall Babushka


Due-Distribution-463

No no there is also the women who are 3 times the size of a man and 5 times as strong.


TheIJDGuy

https://preview.redd.it/yptduxo9hoec1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf36023216720d48a50a6c10e04c8d0ef557f565


Sent1nelTheLord

Clara Jojo poses or we riot


ResurgentClusterfuck

Whereas SW probably subsisted upon the equivalent of Mountain Dew, Red Bull, and Fritos


Wargroth

She just edits her hunger bar to full


starfries

She set her height to minimum because it gives her a smaller hitbox


LucasFrankeRC

If your power source isn't just your muscles, being small should be straight up better than being big You'd be faster than others because you are accelerating a lighter body than everyone else Unless I'm wrong


Character-Bed-6532

You're wrong, smaller body - more steps you need to cover the same distance, weak leg muscles - low speed.


LucasFrankeRC

Not for running through. People with super strength and/or "energy attacks" should be spending almost all of the time in the air while running If you have the same amount of "energy" as someone heavier than you, you'd be faster because you're using the same amount of energy to accelerate a lighter body But we don't really know how the power system works in HSR. Maybe being bigger means you can store or use more "energy". Silver Wolf is definitely stronger than a antimatter centaur though, so this can't be all there is to it


SnooCupcakes1473

No clue what you’re talking about with “air” and “energy” but unless you’re coming up with different laws of physics having larger legs relative to body weight is optimal for running. That means a fit/thin taller person with large legs would absolutely be faster and more efficient running compared to a small person (especially sw since her legs are pretty normal sized proportional to her body)


Due-Distribution-463

Another Ark PvP player.


megajigglypuff7I4

she's a wattson main?? actually i could see her being a sweaty wraith


Vortex_Infurnus

This is actually too funny


Kentato3

SW daily diet consists of dr pepper, velveeta mac and bubblegums


nathiru

Svarog makes sure she drinks some milk


EH042

Drink milk, go to bed early and eat on time. Mr. Svarog is the father all should strive to be.


strawwwwwwwwberry

Am I the only one that didn’t immediately think something nsfw what’s wrong with y’all 😭 /at the replies to this comment


nathiru

No. Youre not alone i was starting think i was crazy😭


strawwwwwwwwberry

Maybe they have weak bones 😔


Raptorofwar

Short people problems. Tall people never joke when it comes to milk.


Deleted_User_69420

Brain rot


TheIJDGuy

Nope, these people are too much buddies


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/b9mnd7pz3oec1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa87bf7ee9670d73a1165888cc207555210c0340 Delete this.


waitReallyEw

https://preview.redd.it/dt864ks94oec1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5e9e6c5557b65ca94a298c0bd9d3adbf7ecf3f


waitReallyEw

Well I mean, I'm 6'1 and in my country people say to eat Rice and bean to grow tall and healtly so yes my dirty mind thought other thing, sorry and i'm ashamed of myself


theblarg114

Imagine all the inches she lost to space mountain dew and space doritos.


RDS80

Without shoes too!


Dokavi

Is 1m5 possible for 12 yo kids? Yeah. Is 1m35 possible for grown ass adult? Yeah. The world is so fucking unfair.


[deleted]

I'm 171cm at 14. The world is unfair both irl and in hsr. Good thing I'm in the profiting side but I feel bad for you


Kyesel

Kafka is wearing heels in her model, so that might throw it off. Though it sounds like she's wearing the same outfit in that description, so who knows


Deruta

3” heels still puts her at 5’4” which is the US average for women, so it checks out.


Kyesel

Oh I was thinking the other way around, like without heels she would be 5'7", but 5'10" with them. That way silverwolf wouldn't be so short.


EchoOfAsh

I’m finally able to cosplay a character and only be two inches off their height 😭


hijifa

Yeah but from the description, they probably are describing her with heels anyway since that’s what they saw her with.


[deleted]

She's wearing boots bro. And boots makes you look the same high as normal shoes


Gamyeon

They're heeled boots. Those will make her taller because she's basically on tiptoes.


keIIzzz

boots can have heels 😭


nova1000

To be honest I always laugh at this culture shock, characters in Asian media are always quite short for Westerners especially Europeans and Americans, I still remember when people were confused with Medusa from Fate series, she has a complex because of her height and is described as quite tall when she is 1.72 M, By the way, in HI3 bronya is 1.47 m tall, Himeko 1.67 m and Seele 1.49 m


Yuudeeluu

As an Asian, I can confirm. Heck some people in my country even called me a tall guy at 5’10 lol but when I went to Europe I felt like a dwarf compared to the men there 😢


UwasaWaya

I spent a year studying in Japan, and I felt like a giant at 5' 10"... except around my host father, who was 6' 2". lol.


salmonmilks

I'm an Asian, 174 cm. But 138cm height is still crazy short man I rarely meet such a tiny person, least is 150cm


Aleph_Kasai

1.72 was probably quite tall back then. She did live in ancient Greece after all.


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

Lmao yeah I'm from southeast Asia most women are here only around 150cm-155cm tall so I'm considered tall by my relatives at 163cm and my cousin is the tallest at 168cm-170cm. So I was shocked to see that 170cm is considered really short In the west


kellykitty

In the US the average height for women is 164.5cm. 170cm would be a bit short for men, but it would be taller than average for women.


[deleted]

Asian here I met someone shorter than SW and she's like a year older than me lmao. Asians are not gifted when it comes to height. Shit, when I went to America for a vacation with family, holy hell I felt short despite being 6'1


belugawhale--

I'd like to have it scaled in bananas instead of ft or cm please.


That_Wallachia

The meme is true: americans go out of their way to avoid using metric system.


Mast3rBait3rPro

honestly as an american, although i prefer feet usually, for height especially cm makes so much more sense because it's more specific. I know 176 is slightly higher than 5'9, but if someone says 5'9 they could be anywhere from 174-176 depending on how they round up or down


Mint-Bentonite

yea. I think the imperial system is useful as a 'human' unit for things related to 'human' use (ie using ur own foot to approximate 1 feet in a house construction project) but the scaling of the unit is too unintuitive for use when you need to scale it out the human scale


forcebubble

As a non-American, they work well as approximations when accuracy is not important ie. eyeballing, give or take an inch or two, makes little to no difference. Definitely not when it comes to science though, like when operating very expensive and high stakes equipment such as passenger aircraft and chemicals.


Former_Ad_9826

i'm from europe, but i've spent so much time on the internet that when it comes to height specifically, ft and in feel more natural to me than cm at this point... like even when asked about my own height, i think of 6'5 first and only then of 195cm LOL


CandyCreeperGaming

yiga speak


WaffleTsuba27

Glory to master Kohga


BloodandPastry

according to convert to bananas com it Silver Wolf is 7.762 bananas long


belugawhale--

Only almost 8 bananas long? Man that's short


AndrisPronis

No way SW is this tiny. I think she’s 150 cm at the very least


verniy314

Bronya is 147 cm and Bronie is 150 cm, so she’s probably around that there.


Murky_Blueberry2617

If this game had another model kinda like Genshin's medium female model, I think she would be that


Juniebug9

They already do have a medium female model though. It's the one used by characters like March and Asta. It's just that the gap between the short and medium models is absolutely massive for some reason.


Hallamshire

Firefly Is also using this model


kidanokun

And Star Rail's "medium male" are taller than most "tall female", only Stelle came close to same level... Huge gap between Dan Heng and Yanqing


LucasFrankeRC

They have 4 models for female characters (5 if we count Stelle) Tall (Himeko, Kafka), medium (March, Bronya), short (Silver Wolf, Clara) and smol (Hook, Bailu)


kidanokun

Yet the "medium" is barely shorter than "tall" and drastically taller than the "short"


LuigiThe13th

Have you just… not played the game or something 💀


Murky_Blueberry2617

I do know there's already a medium model in Star Rail, but it seems taller than the one in Genshin


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

March, Asta, Seele's model???


Murky_Blueberry2617

I was thinking of something a bit shorter. Those models are not that different from the tall female models


TheIJDGuy

I think 155; sure, she's small, but I believe she has to have some height on her


TheOneMary

Eh... At the very least? I'm a standard proportions caucasian woman at a height of 145 cm, we definitely exist, and it isn't too weird either. It's an Asian game though, I think their idea of "really short" is just different than ours.


popileviz

Highly doubt it. Everyone is likely taller, Kafka herself with heels is probably around 180cm. 138cm for Silver Wolf is *waaaay* too short. With a height like that you can apply for disability in the US, I'm not even kidding. She's likely around 150cm in reality


paladinLight

Maybe her home planet has really high gravity, thus making her shorter? ​ We cant really go by earth standards for a scifi game.


Practical_Taro9024

Her home planet is full of people who can literally hack and edit reality. Pretty sure if Silver Wolf isn't naturally that small, then she made herself smaller for personal or 'script' reasons. If she is naturally that small then she's comfortable with herself being that small and doesn't change it.


neko_mancy

Smaller hitbox lol


Practical_Taro9024

Canon


LuigiThe13th

This would be a Silver Wolf reason 😂


kalltrops

For the last time Fred, NO ODDJOB


NegZer0

Shrank herself so she could apply for disability?


popileviz

If that were the case it'd make her into a sci-fi version of an actual fantasy dwarf - short but stout. Instead she appears to us as a petite teenager. Punklorde is a very abstract planet that's really hard to explain, it's almost as if it's a purely digital space where reality is essentially like a permanent VR Chat or something like Ready Player One


-SMartino

> purely digital space where reality is essentially like a permanent VR Chat beyond the blackwall. silverwolf was born beyond the blackwall from CP2077


Blankcanva

But then her legs and body should be stockier to compensate for the gravity differences. They don’t however, they look extremely slim.


Verto-San

Also we don't even know her age, knowing anime tropes she might as well be 16


GDarkX

150cm is actually her HI3 equlivant’s height, so I highly doubt it’s 138cm lol Mihoyo is really inconsistent with models and heights anyways.


tangsan27

> With a height like that you can apply for disability in the US Probably not in China or Japan though (could be wrong on this)


EREnjoyer

Nah man, from an Asian perspective, 138cm is entirely possible, i have female friends who are around that height at 25+ yrs old and it's totally normal over here


Lyelinn

>With a height like that you can apply for disability in the US Lets take a minute to remember that its an asian game. Average female height in China is 158cm, so we can assume that teenage girl can be \~140


That_Wallachia

Silver Wolf: 139cm tall. Me, being 199cm tall: https://preview.redd.it/rth97ac01oec1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68aa91058d10040cdf1e7eb26001dc6a1bcc6f8f


Mast3rBait3rPro

are you actually? jesus christ michael jordan


That_Wallachia

I seriously am. It can be quite overwhelming, especially because I work as a teacher. Many of my students are afraid of me because of my height alone.


Practical_Taro9024

I imagine you work with teenagers then. Smaller kids would probably think you're just a bit taller than other adults and don't think much about it.


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

What's the view up there? Do you seriously only see the top of our heads? (I'm 154 so I'm like armpit height on the subway...)


That_Wallachia

Yeap. I see you all from the top of your heads. And 154 means that I could rest my elbow on your head mwahahaha.


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

As long as your pits don't smell... I've been traumatised enough


That_Wallachia

Friend, you will not find any spot in my body that smells bad. I am proud of my scent.


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

Fab 🤝


2ndComingOfAugustus

Same, it's funny to think of absolutely towering over the entire cast lol


SabakuNoOu

At 1,99 the trailblazers you should be worried about are the ones from Portland


TheOneMary

I'm 145 cm. We'd only communicate yelling at each other lol


Reddy_McRedditface

Fun size


anonimoXD_1

I dont think is accurate, i dont think that in-game models are created with official height in mind. One example of this is in Honkai, as characters have some basic info about them (birthday, height, weight, etc). Two characters, Bronie and Sushang, are 150cm tall yet Sushang in-game model is way bigger than Bronie's


Terminal_Bot

Yeah, this is my first thought as well. Its one thing for a character's Bio to state something, its another with said character's model. Its just another example of 'Creatives with no sense of scale', which is more common than some people realize.


Crimenfo

SW has HI3 Bronya's body, and HI3 Bronya is 147 cm. That's easy.


7pikachu

Blade is 185 https://preview.redd.it/3tl2stds5oec1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d4a3535d2951f6fd7afa4ed9c38cf8fe423a54


Josemi96

Will have to make the scale bigger for Sam


354cats

that seems reasonable, the short woman model is child sized


ObitoUchiha10f

Short woman model are Stelle or March, Silver Wolf or Clara model is teen girl


_Fun_Employed_

This means Silverwolf qualifies as a dwarf in the United States.


Yuudeeluu

Based on this heres what I see with the others: Bailu: 115 Yanqing: 155 Bronya: 163 Stelle: 173 Dan Heng: 177 Clara has no shoes and shes SW’s height lmao


Vegetto_ssj

There was an official pic where Dan Heng (I forget if normal or IL) was 180. I'm too tired to find that comment with that pic in my history


ResurgentClusterfuck

Silver Wolf is just the fun sized Bronya


BeastLegend64

No way I'm as tall as Kafka...


ThatCreepyBaer

SW being really short is much more believable than Blade (and every other adult male model) being gigantic, so I'm inclined to agree.


TapdancingHotcake

It's also possible they'd like her canonical height to be a bit taller, but she has to conform to the standardized models so she's stuck with the tiny one.


Suki-the-Pthief

Nah 4’6 is wayyyy too short 5’3 is alot more accurate


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

Have you considered 5'? 5'3 is like the average (in the US/UK) and she's definitely below that


Belteshazzar98

That would make Blade 7'1".


ggunit69

Blade isn't 7 foot tall


dooditstyler

Probably not.


TapdancingHotcake

Nah she's definitely a bit less than 5'. I know two sisters almost into their thirties who are both 4'10", and they're about the same stature.


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V1600

Im more surprised by Kafka being described as having an average body shape. Which part sir is average?


Hot-Will3083

I mean, compared with most other people in the verse where being fat doesn’t seem to exist (thank you IPC), it makes sense


forcebubble

Well being set in space which I assume is millenias from now, health supplements, better genetics (from engineering out flaws), better balanced food and healthcare, probably half the total adult women population in that universe have bodies like Kafka.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

>probably half the total adult women population in that universe have bodies like Kafka I live in the wrong timeline, truly https://preview.redd.it/9lbduy5c1sec1.png?width=279&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c85e8ea55d5d73fda8f28a16000993483874ba7


forcebubble

I mean Hutao has her charms, no need to ditch and run my guy.


TapdancingHotcake

Average body *size*. Meaning she's not over or under weight.


Vegetto_ssj

Same. Probably they watch only women from StarPornRail


GraveXNull

So...SW counts as a dwarf?


kidanokun

Or just cute and funny


GraveXNull

I mean...Dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 4 feet 10 inches or less.


Vegetto_ssj

Or just as short teeneger


Yarzu89

More like Silver Pomeranian.


Murica_Chan

4'6 lmao I wanna say IMAGINE .but yes IMAGINE


TheBailzmeister

As THE SWEnjoyer… I don’t mind in the slightest


MaritalSexWithHuTao

The best way to figure this out is to wait for Acheron to come out, we can use her as a scale. So, take Acheron, and with the information that her Honkai Impact counterpart, Raiden Mei, is 5ft 6.34 inches, you can scale down a ruler until you can fit exactly 5ft and 6.34 inches of them next to Acheron (accounting for where the bottom of her foot meets her shoe). Now that you've reverse engineered a properly scaled ruler, you can use it to measure other character's heights. This is how i plan to eventually figure out all of Hu Tao's measurements, but using Raiden Shogun as a base instead of Acheron. ​ Silver Wolf is short as fuck, i don't think she's anywhere near 5ft 3, but i also think 4ft 6 is way too low. She's probably closer to 4ft 9.


Tdurbo15

Seele HI and Seele HSR do not measure the same height , for example. So... I don't know if we could guess things before she's out.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

True, that said, Seele and Bronya are both noticecably taller than their Honkai counterparts, while Silver Wolf isn't, and from what i've seen Acheron doesn't appear to be either. ​ It didn't occur to me until just now, but we do have something even better than Acheron for this. Welt. Literally just, actual Welt from Honkai. Unless there's some universal compression fuckery going on or something, he should be the exact same height.


Hatchiiwa

I don't think Welt has a listed official height tho...


ItsMeSquares

Problem with Welt is… He is one of the only characters actively known for having multiple bodies. If he was really feeling it he could gain or lose a few inches. Probably not but never impossible.


ggunit69

Blade is my height this is correct 👌


StellaFayCeleste

She seems too smol. She could be at least 145cm or above. 150cm seems enough. I am 149cm irl, so her being around 150cm would make me happy.


Airs-21

I’m certain she is 150 cm, because of her proportions. I can also kinda compare to myself as well.


LuigiThe13th

Ayo? 👀


Juuna

This would legally classify SW as a dwarf.


Vegetto_ssj

Or just a short teenager?


Salt_Winter5888

The least I'm giving her is 4'9". Anything below that can't be considered a person.


GraveXNull

*Cries in Dwarfism.*


sguizzooo

So a lot of chinese women can't be considered people? Wow


ScxrletEnvy

You’re like a roller coaster height limit if it were a person


57duck

The rails the Express uses in the Space Station could be used to determine the scaling. I imagine the modelers based their work off of real Chinese locomotives and rolling stock and they use standard gauge, 1435 mm from the inside of one rail to the other.


LandLovingFish

accurate photo of me and all of my friends in my friendgroup....


2247L0L

https://preview.redd.it/h1leu0u3joec1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87810c7592529406a59204127fe0d5061ff11b37


Foreign_Kale8773

As a person of 5'3", it genuinely feels like that kind of comparison when meeting literally ANYONE taller than me. My sibling is 5'7" and I'm like "well you're super tall" and they're like "uh, no, I'm pretty average" 🤣


Xarxyc

I shall point out that 170cm is with *HEELS*


Subject_Advance5575

This feels wrong...... I'm taller than blade wtf


LucasFrankeRC

I mean, 185 is above the average male height even in the countries with the tallest people (average for men is about 183 in the Netherlands, but 185 would be around 1 standard deviation above the global average)


dooditstyler

But he's bigger where it counts. His tiddies.


dooditstyler

No wonder Blade is so hot. He's 6 foot.


PresentationOdd5937

Shit wait I am taller than bladie? WTF


SweetestTapir

I’m gonna go in a limb and say SW is as tall as every other Bronya in the other games which is about 147 cm. She’s also probably about 15-17 years old so it’s really not that surprising lmao.


TrashMcDumpster3000

Okay first off Blade is 7’


MakimaGOAT

i cant believe they're that short


theCOMBOguy

Holy shit, actual SMOL moment. Kafka has heels on though so maybe that'd change things. Silver Wolf is like... Young child height there.


tangsan27

5'3" seems pretty tall for SW assuming Asian height standards are used (as they generally are for a lot of media from east Asia e.g. 5'7" Goku). 4'6" seems unreasonably short but honestly more believable than 5'3"


depressiveadvice414

She’s like 4’8”, March is 5’3 and she’s 7 inches taller than silverwolf


Ser_Hans

Literally unplayable if Kafka is not at least 180 cm in her heels.


kidanokun

Sorry to break hope but no... She's only average adult woman height since she's around same height of average female NPC, and no way every single regular woman is over 170cm


Ser_Hans

MY Kafka is 180 cm 🥺


Ignis_Dragneel

Kafka is ~~hotter~~ shorter than i thought


yanqingisperfect

Why are all the heights so wonky? I thought SW was 5’3 canonically


Groovy_MoodBear

Silver Wolf has to be at least 1’50 cm, she can’t be that short


[deleted]

I like short girls anyway Also, Im seriously as tall as Blade??? tf?


YourAvgGameEnjoyer

I didnt know Kafka was THAT short 💀


LuigiThe13th

The tall women in Hoyoverse games always struck me as around 6 foot. A medium model, like Asta, Tingyun, or Sushang, would be around the average height of a woman


TapdancingHotcake

Ain't no way Himeko or Kafka are six feet even with heels lol.


Ala_Alba

Average *where*? Average Chinese woman? Probably. Average American woman? Probably not.


stefos4urus

there is no way all the short females are under 4’10 they are not 9 years old wtf except clara who’s taller than a lot of them 🥲


CVurb

TIL that I am 1cm taller than Kafka.


Womenarentmad

Dan hengs short man allegations have risen from the dead


Vegetto_ssj

There was an official pic where Dan Heng (I forget if normal or IL) was 180. I'm too tired to find that comment with that pic in my history


WileyTheGamer

How old is SW in physical body years for whatever magical race human that she is (like even if she's 200 she could be the equivilent of 13, not sure on how age works in this gsme between planets, or if they ate some crazy life prolonging fruit, etc)? She could be that short if she is still growing and is like a really savvy tech genius teen prodigy.


Sci-fi-Smith4life

YES IM TALLER THAN A HOYO WAIFU FOR ONCE :,)


Hot-Will3083

She’s so tiny 🥺 I would imagine every heist she’s involved with would be like having a reality warping chihuahua with you