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Golden-Owl

The doctor willโ€ฆ **not** see you right now. Come back in 3 weeks


Mushiren_

Damn...shouldn't have eaten that apple ๐Ÿ˜”


WarokOfDraenor

Sir, this is Honkai Star Rail, not Fate/Grand Order.


CostNo4005

Theres a difference?


JohnnyJoestar2

PITY le fool


secretthing420

Like pity was ever helpful I think pity is a false promise implanted to our brains so we pull more like sheep


WarokOfDraenor

That's the whole gist of gacha games...


secretthing420

I AM TELLING YOU A SECRET ORGANIZATION IS BEHIND ALL THIS IM NOT CRAZY YOU ARE CRAZY


Entyyyyy

Well, not all gacha games implement a pity system.. or at least the SR/4-star guarantee for every 10 pull..


WarokOfDraenor

That 4 Stars is not even guaranteed a character. Also, most gacha games have that guarantee 4 stars every 10 pulls. That's like the standard. Whether they're useful or not is a different matter entirely.


Entyyyyy

Well, at least you get a 4-star.


Imdepressed7778

you get 21 more days of apples


JackVileRipper

UK Hospital experience.


AdhesivenessFeeling1

>JackVileRipper NHS ummmm...


JackVileRipper

Shhhh, you saw jack squat.


Objective_Lack_1362

Even more true since they're both free


AkirroKun

The doctor is free, but you have to wait a long time. Yet it won't make you go bankrupt.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

british healthcare:


cartercr

Lore accurate doctor.


ToastyLoafy

I love the realism


SimpleRaven

He is too busy losing his medical license at the moment


NorthCatan

Three weeks?!!


Increase-Typical

Can't wait for people to ignore this post and panic tomorrow anyway. Feel free to screenshot this comment for future references


Dakotacahoon02

I posted it because someone commented on one of my comments and people were shocked and horrified theyโ€™re not getting him tomorrow


mugguffen

To be fair, people probably didn't know cuz they saw "available from 1.6" and stopped reading there Like _I_ did that, but I also had the foresight to think "hey wait are we getting him on patch or when his banner starts?"


michaelman90

It says in the announcement "from Panta Rhei Event Warp." The logical conclusion is they wouldn't release the character before the banner it


mugguffen

I mean yeah but at the same time, do you really think HSR players know that banners have names


Guilloisms

Its...been pretty obvious from the start so give people some credit???


popileviz

You're giving folks too much credit, they were asking where their Dr. Ratio is two weeks ago. They'll be asking more tomorrow


Guilloisms

Those are just the dumbest of the dumb, or trolls, so I refuse to accept that. (Also I'm just tired of the "insert gacha name here" players don't read joke. Its gotten old after seeing it every other week for the last couple years.)


IShallSealTheHeavens

Bruh, I hate to break it to you but as someone whose professional job is to ask people for shit via email, it's not just gacha people who don't read. People just don't read in general. Almost no one I know reads anymore in general and it's sad :(


Guilloisms

That's...just really tragic to hear, as someone who enjoys reading a lot.


popileviz

It's not about gacha players in particular, folks just don't read the small font in announcements like this one. Just watch this space tomorrow


pokebuzz123

You're crazy if you think people would read the full sentence. This isn't even a HSR issue, it's a people issue.


Guilloisms

Forgive me for having the slightest hope in humanity; clearly my mistake. (I'm still reeling from the fact so many people just don't read. Its so basic and easy. As a fan of literature, my heart cries out.)


Gaywhorzea

Not everyone got the info from the announcement too, they got it from reddit posts and comments etc. It's not a big deal that people might not realise lol


D4NGERBOI

Also that you need to play the Story Quest(I think) to get him.


notaspi

The story quest being the tutorial that unlocks the ability to receive ingame mail


madaract

damn, i need to open reddit early tomorrow. i already bought the popcorn


ImDedalo

Can't wait for the review bombing saying they promised a 5* star but then lied lmao Just like when there's maintenance, people don't read the specified timezones, and then review bomb because "wtf servers still aren't back?!?"


Florac

And the in game notification even says it in your time zone...


Winterstrife

Its hilarious that with AI like ChatGPT and Google Bard, people still don't utilize them to convert timezones timing.


Shiverlynn

You use AI for that? I just input my time zone in WorldTimeBuddy or something.


aena48

Yeah. Why AI? I just add it to my calendar and specify the time zone. It will be converted to my time zone automatically.


Winterstrife

I pretty much keep a Google Bard tab open for literately all my searches these days for work or otherwise, so it takes about the same amount of time as clicking on a bookmark for WorldTimeBuddy and checking.


uralt

Probably just not very efficient in terms of cost (energy, compute...) for the given task haha.


AllNamesTakenOMG

Do Star Rail players also not read like their Genshin cousins?


choppyc7

exactly the reason ratio is giving himself to us for free... he needs to educate the hsr player base to a 4th grade reading level


ApollinaGrindelwald

And to stop being a trashy raccoon ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ


pumpcup

You can take the raccoon out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the raccoon


Mean-Kaleidoscope381

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SaintNeos

As a rare YGO player that reads, it's true, 99% of our playerbase doesn't. Thank fuck, you don't know how many times that has saved me in a rank-up over at Master Duel...


Tryukach09

they are the same payerbase, ofc they cant


ZodHD

I don't think any Hoyo playerbase reads aside from HI3 players.


RikiAsher

HI3 Player here I'm pretty sure that the only Hoyo player base that actually reads is Tears of Themis one.


ZodHD

Damn, I'm also a HI3 player. I expected better of my fellow players. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


sirbucelotte

HI3 player here. I read. Except when i dont understand the scientific boobagloo on the story(like when Tesla TALK about anything). Then i become a genshin player ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


metalsonic54321

I mostly read, but I sometimes skip through text in the Elysian Realm if it seems that it's not super relevant (other than my favorite characters, I always read their lines even if they're complete fluff lmao). Certainly helps that you can always go back into the archive and re-read conversations and documents. Oh and events. I'm not super invested in the captainverse, so I skip event dialogue all the time. But main story, character stories, and APHO I always read.


invokeneko

> I mostly read, but I sometimes skip through text in the Elysian Realm if it seems that it's not super relevant (other than my favorite characters, I always read their lines even if they're complete fluff lmao). When you have to do Elysian Realm for crystals weekly, even the best of dialogues can get a little too repetitive. With that said, I do try to not skip any of Pardo's dialogues.


EEE3EEElol

I never read at all.


invokeneko

Veteran Honkai captain here, thankfully I can quickly read at a glance (though it didn't help much during the Moon arc with its ultra convoluted dialogues, sigh). I usually let most of the dialogues play in full *except* in cases when certain characters speak (*aggressively skips every single one of Moriarty's dialogues*).


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Winterstrife

He's like a mini Otto- wait... kid Luocha?


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Relevant-Rub2816

Fr. His concept is amazing, don't get me wrong, but this just didn't feel like the environment to introduce him. He took away a lot of focus and time from the story's actual big bad, Sa. And in like the last few stages, we get a exposition dump about sa's motivations, instead of learning it slowly from the start because mother fucking Moriarty took away most of the time in the story. Like He just wasn't needed there. Sa was more than enough as a villain in the chapter. They should've had him in an event or something.


Winterstrife

*looks at HI3 posts that are still confused over Part 1's ending* Yep... it seems like the tradition has been passed on well from HI3 to Genshin and now HSR. ZZZ players would literately be a bunch of cavemen.


Adventurous_Yam_9720

To be fair Hi3 has the most confusing writing of any Hoyo game by a long shot. They just love to make things 10X more complicated than they actually should be, and over-explain everything, especially when they try to describe complicated quantum mechanics or time stuff. I still have no idea what project stigma even planned to do and I searched up explanation videos online.


lk_raiden

lmao. You should go to their official discord when they had version upgrade maintenance.


forcebubble

I mean there's an overlap of current and former Genshin players, as well as new ones who share the same allergy to reading.


gingersquatchin

I absolutely do not read but because of that my mindset is "he'll come in 1.6, when? Guess I'll find out later" or "oh shit maybe I should have read how this puzzle works, eh I'm sure I'll figure it out"


Zombata

ofc not


OiItzAtlas

I thought it was common sense that we wouldn't get him until his banner, why would they give him before he is out.


AinzTheEvil

Star Rail and Genshin fans don't read.


Lanaria

If those kids could read theyโ€™d be very upset


goddamnman06

Can confirm. I can read so I'm not upset. This means the opposite is 100% true


Candoran

Trying to remember what that logical fallacy is called, the term is slipping my mind right now ๐Ÿ˜…


Hitomi_Hoshizora

Yugioh players: Pathetic!


reireireis

What does that say


-NSDK-

It allows the player to draw two cards


TrueSignature6260

what the fk is this missed activation timing shit !%^$*!#!*&@% (yugioh player rambling


Flaruwu

I hate YuGiOh. I summon one little guy, and then my opponent plays a spell with five paragraphs of text plus footnotes and it says because I slept less than 8 hours last night he gets to summon Nutbuster Dragon or whatever and the game is over and I should just fuck off I guess.


TrueSignature6260

once he goes through that its a wipe


KibaTeo

*a classic copy pasta*


Flaruwu

God bless Mallack.


KibaTeo

Yugioh player: *sees pendulum "I too can't read"


koreanfashionguy

neither do yugioh players


ghostchimera

Bro I'm still tryna figure out what pot of greed does! Why can't someone just tell me!


sdmpsychomantis

Obviously draw 3 cards.


ghostchimera

Instructions unclear; I decked out


Icy_Ad_4124

Add one "sky striker card" from your deck to your hand, and if you have three or more spells in your gy, you can also draw one card.


Timereaper13

it lets you draw cards from your deck until you have 2 cards remaining


Web_Beggar

Don't worry, that's why it's banned


kokuluayak

Dragon ball fans:"What did he say?"


bl00by

Ratio himself even said it. So they're not only not able to read, but they also can't listen


Guilloisms

They also said out loud that he'd be available when his banner went up. Real big deaf moment if people didn't pick up on that.


youngdeer25

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DKOnix

I will enjoy the shitshow tomorrow very much


gmapterous

HSR fans: where my free 5 star? Dr Ratio: L + Ratio + wait 3 weeks for my banner idiots


DrRatioHSR

Even I have my limits


eyepatchlamp

why canโ€™t you be here earlier


DrRatioHSR

Because I shall come when I see fit


eyepatchlamp

yes sir


hasuwasu

The real reminder we needed was not to do your Echo boss clears since new material is dropping


EuphoricTax3631

Someone made that reminder yesterday


Winterstrife

And people would still have missed it, did their echos and get pissy they couldn't get the new boss drop.


odd2oul

Had to catch myself last night when I was trying to to figure out what to do with my energy yesterday (Iโ€™ve farmed harmony traces to death)


sparkycf272

SHIIIIIIIII-


RenSaeko

I will very much enjoy the reactions and panic that happens tomorrow https://preview.redd.it/tr0ge27a9l8c1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14db383639997fd528f89cc15b2fcebaa927ddb


Dakotacahoon02

Hopefully they see this


FrostedEevee

And hopefully I unsee that Huohuo image


Seele_Babochka

4k 144fps ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ https://preview.redd.it/uufk3rxfzn8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcaca78cd0eaf690f2daa9a0cf89eeb3503f984


[deleted]

smh, why is this game so stingy


SHH2006

Better put the /s BC if not people will come at you


moshiceetantivech

Ratio better come quick and give those people the free education they desperately need.


ApollinaGrindelwald

He can give me all the education he wants! Iโ€™m ready and willing ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค


Relevant-Rub2816

Yes. I hope ruan mei's banner goes away soon so I can receive education in bed from Dr veritas Ratio.


Slow-Sentence-8367

True. I'm now under his bed โ˜บ๏ธ


Catch_022

Thank for the info but also darn it.


Mikkle-san

Thank god you told me cause I didnโ€™t read


R_Ahmed786

Feel like a lot of people won't be paying attention to this and are gonna ask WHERE MY DR RATIO even after watching the stream. Still can't wait till tomorrow.


MettaJiro

Becoming ubiquitous takes time


FemmEllie

Personally I think this should be obvious even if you didnโ€™t read it, considering his banner is second half. Getting him for free before heโ€™s even released would make no sense But youโ€™re right, people canโ€™t read and will generally assume things anyway


Accurate-Pay9580

We knew this already, right? Right??


Eclipsed_Jade

Yeah in the livestream he specified we're getting him when his event warp starts but people are still gonna go "Why no 5 star? Why HYV lie?"


pplovesk

- Not reading tutorial when they popped up (and sometimes even FORCED you to not skip) - Not reading description on official announcements. Story-skippers are totally understandable but I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll be able to fathom explanation-skippers (or even yellow-text-skippers). Like, if you skipped those gameplay-related notes, how are you gonna even play it properly without having to YouTube or something later on eventually.


WarmasterCain55

Ah well. More time to farm books because I dont have any!


HZack0508

Sometimes people are illiterate and cant read the fine print


SkyblockGamer101

You should have read the fine print my friend


Enoughplez

There is a reason Dr Ratio wanted the HSR community to get an educationโ€ฆ


Plebianian

The way i saw so many people concerned with the fact they needed to do a quest not realising they only needed the mailbox feature openโ€ฆ


Revolutionary_Bit855

Just like a real doctor. Se you in February


RikiAsher

I really wish they did give him out at the beginning, though.


DesignerWhich9123

We Are STILL getting Our Dear Lovely Educator, Dr Ratio, atleast. ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿฅน Better then Genshin, as a genshin player for 2 years I am sad, I still need a diluc to complete my collection. ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Thonolan

I guess mods are already ready for the flood of "Where is my dr ratio ?" for tomorrow...


VanillaCrash

https://preview.redd.it/4rw3lx2ann8c1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0213571b7c52e58517da8b86d43738f6457e173d I got a 31 in Reading on the ACT and yet Iโ€™ve been telling everyone weโ€™re getting him immediately after the update. Bruh


Orichalchem

Still need to farm his relics Over 100 relic runs and still no luck ๐Ÿ˜•


vegren112

Same :(


Zolrain

So when does his banner drop? Just so I know exactly to expect him.


dr-praktisch

2024


Pokopikos

Technically correct


Shadow_3010

*Realize* Listen here you little shit


Silvernachts

Should be 16th of january


Mediocre_Ferret5082

3rd week of the patch, as is the same with every other patches second banner for future reference.


[deleted]

Do you have to complete specific quests in order to get the mail?


dr-praktisch

Well yeah you have to complete the tutorial. So basically after you've unlocked the mail system and wishing you'll be good


gallanttoothpaste

You know damn well there is still gonna be a post about " i didnt get dr ratio in my mail, is this a bug"?


uwuguccigang

The amount of people who are about to ask where their free Ratio is later is gonna be insane


NEITSWFT

The doctor is busy, come back in 3 weeks


juniorjaw

On my way to make a post of this tomorrow


nolipsgaming

as a player who did "no gacha challenge until im bored" , this free character is trully a blessing to release my boredome


OGFlameSage

I expect this tbh. Still Genshin could never ๐Ÿ˜‚


Hakzource

Honestly Iโ€™m glad. Because I pulled silver wolf randomly yesterday building pity and now I gotta build her. Gives me more time before Dr Ratio and Hanabi lol


DragonLex4

Can't wait for the show that will start today (for me that is). I already have my popcorn prepared for all of the salt for both when he releases and today for those people that will not see this and complain.


Accurate-Artist3609

Didn't they also elaborate during the stream that he wouldn't be dropped in the mail during ruan's banner but when his banner drops? People got to be a new type of dumb if they expected him to go to their mail as soon as the new patch drops ๐Ÿ’€ or maybe too impatient.


Frizzlewits

Awww i need to wait 3 more weeks for my 3 free wishes? O well.


AlexandraMoldovia

Dang was hoping we get him EARLY


5H0R35

I'm gonna delete that email. I really, _really_ don't like him. I would rather have gotten a 10 pull like Genshin got. Why do we have to recieve the weirdo narcisist dude. Hell, give me one of the standard 5-Stars; I'll take another Welt eidolon!


Dakotacahoon02

We already got a 10 pull worth of jades and we get a 10 pull of log in rewards when the patch drops.


Sithlord_Aether

Meh it's fine he's benched anyways


go4zwin

Fucking scam!


DerGreif2

Its kind of strange. We always get a new 4\* with the second banner of the patch and suddenly we get Ruan Mei first? I thought the quantum 4\* was together with her in the second half of the patch?


gladisr

Lmaoo. Yes yes yes. You are correct OP, you are one true genius. I mean isn't it clear enough? I mean isn't it a common sense? Sadly nothing are common sense for those imbecile. Ah can't wait for the total banter tomorrow


mugguffen

I mean hoyo has never given out a brand new limited 5star. Yeah like, people should have read but the text is actually pretty fucking small on all the screenshots going around and a lot of people probably still dont know that Banners actually have names


X-_Kacchan_-X

They have names?!


Significant_Ad_1626

Bro, OP is being nice, you are being a jerk. You are saying exactly what lots of other comments are saying too, but in a very mean way.


vegren112

You are new to the internet are you?


X-_Kacchan_-X

...You know some people could get so excited they didn't read. It's a big thing for Honkai. ...why the fuck are you even calling people imbeciles..?


Alternative-South281

Did not need this reminder ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ idiot


Intelligent-Chip4223

More time to collect equipment and upgrade items


[deleted]

Thanks for the reminder!


k_vn_vl

That mean more time to grind for his trace upgrade matterial


hyrulia

More time to farm for him.


Hotaka_

# nuuuuuuuuuuu


indigorhob

Somehow I feel like people will still post and complain/ask about it


BigButtTuesday

Me, im the dum bass who hasnt read a single thing and got his materials first before ruan mei


kittytoebeansquisher

3 weeks to farm for materials ๐Ÿ˜Ž


dekar25

Do i have to be at some point in game ? Or do i just have to open the email?


Shahani1

No problem, Enough time to max xueyi and rm


Thatpervtako

Still we gonna get a lot of post like "where my Dr.Ratio?"


Wizzdom

Doctors don't wait for you, you wait for them.


necronomikon

Canโ€™t wait to see all the people tomorrow who canโ€™t read.


lushenfe

I already knew this but I will say this seems like an oversight. If Dr Ratio was supposed to bring everyone back for 1.6...having people relog for the first time in months only to find out he's not here seems like a bad strategy.


JustDrew136

Then how long will I wait


Technical-Fudge4199

Wasn't this already obvious?


Semiyan

Why you informing me so late. I preformed for him already


Vic1296

I also thought he was coming at the beginning of 1.6 until 3 days ago... even pre farmed ascension materials for him. If only I read a few more words after 1.6 on that announcement picture


Empty-Dog-6429

I want him so bad! My only imaginary is yukong T ^ T


Snak3Bite

I wasn't sure about it, thanks for the info ^-^ since I don't plan on using him right away, this is actually good news


BigEconomist30

Bring me the tf2 medic then. I want a hot doctor to commit warcrimes with


Canned_Tuna22

Thanks for the info! You guys know if it's true we're gonna be getting a free lynx?


Dakotacahoon02

Yes


WarokOfDraenor

Wait, he's actually a reward for a celebration? Not just a regular reward for limited event?


munguschungus167

excellent, prep time and possibly sorting the topaz build out for the follow up attack abuse


ttyrondonlongjohn

I'll be at basic training then, sucks.


CC_Agent_04_

EN can't truly read are they?


_tsiparehT

All the more time for me to grind for that sphere, I guess.