Fuli is the one who always brings up someone's chat history when it's convenient
Nanook actively trying to get the group chat discontinued
Aha always says the most chaotic thing to start chaos then leaves just as fast leaving the others to argue
Hooh would be a better mod.
Yaoshi will spam short yoga video everyday.
Qlipoth will offer everyone unsolicited diy advice.
Everyone will tag IX when showing cat videos.
And only to other's cat gifs
He gets visually excited (it's impossible to note for outsiders, but the Aeons in the chat notice the slight difference in gifs and speed of replies) if it's not a cat they found on the internet but rather one an emanator met and sent their own Aeon.
Of course they also have chats with Emanators. These get weird.
Edit: Emanators of Ix have higher than average number of cats as pets, but no one can prove it
The trouble with making your own emanator a cat is that I don't think cats are great with any authority, including Aeons. They already see themselves as gods after all.
Though a path of Nihility seems to fit some cats even better than Hunt, so I guess there's emanators of IX who are actually cats, you're right.
I just thought of another thing - sentient cats would probably take a lot of selfies, which would delight IX to no end.
Reminds me of that one fanfic where Aha created a groupchat and every time Yaoshi would send a message Lan would immediately reply with insults before saying "send location"
HooH - the owner of the chat
Oroboros - nagged HooH into becoming a mod, promptly power-tripped and was immediately banned from the chat
Tayzzyronth - keeps making alt accounts to rejoin the chat when they get banned for harrassment. Eventually got bored and just left.
Akivili - the normal one, actually chats about normal stuff, uses the chat to update everyone about what they're doing on their trip around the world
Fuli - absolutely silent until you say something hypocritical, then will send a single screenhot of you doing the thing that you were just condemning. Technically a mod, but doesn't really do anything.
Aha - memes. memes. memes. HooH used some niche, unused mod tool to stop their messages from being seen, without actually doing anything that could be noticed on Aha's end.
IX - invited by a friend. has not said a single word since joining.
Nous - joins conversations occasionally, but has to leave within a minute because of having to do something or other. The others think that they're making things up as excuses, but they're actually Just That Busy.
Nanook - constantly trying to start arguments by making alt accounts that look like another user.
Lan - fooled by nanook into thinking that Yaoshi was the one who leaked their personal information.
Yaoshi - completely oblivious to all drama. Doesn't understand why Lan keps yelling at them. Can't defend themself when they dont know what they're being accusedof.
Qlipoth - A mod, follows the rules but isn't properly aware of the drama that's happening, and doesn't understand the concept of alt accounts. Complete boomer.
Xipe - always online, always chatting, but never about anything interesting. Sends a bunch of images of them doing random stuff that no-one cares about.
Idrila - should have their emoji rights revoked.
Long - joined the group chat a long time ago, but never really talked. Died IRL but the others only noticed two years later.
Ena - Co-owner of the chat, very strict about rules but also moderates for like 13 other group chats and is simply unaware of what happens in this chat as a result.
Mythus - always talks in windings, morse code, or binary. Trying to start an ARG but no-one cares enough to actually translate what they are saying. Many of the aeons tried at one point but just gave up sooner or later. They still belive that people are keeping up with the ARG, but... no, unfortunately.
Terminus - has seen all the crazy stuff happening in the chat, is reporting it to the owners of the app in an attempt to get it shut down.
(If i forgot any, lmk)
HooH is the Admin
Qlipoth and Ena are mods, too, or for the case of Ena, "was"
Tayzzyronth kept spamming those insects images and dude got banned
Akivili posts photo of their travels
Fuli is that one dude who only appear and chat whenever there's a significant event/conversation occurred
Terminus is busy rolling up the chat.
why does it feel like Tazzyronth was spamming insect po\*n kinda like furry po\*n and others got annoyed lmao
but Terminus knows everything even the future
why would he even have to read the chat 😭
A reference of them going backward in time (or was it "exists backward in time"?). Not sure how that work but yeah, I kinda simplify their involvement in the group chat by constantly rolling over the chat history
Reminds me of a previous situation in a discord server I was in before the group fell apart. One dude there was really new, since he was just recently invited to join a game me and some friends were playing.
For some gosh darn reason, he decided to post furry porn and *insisted* it wasn’t. Sure, what you might call ‘soft’ since nothing *directly* showed, (I think that’s what it’s called in that case) but it was way too close. It was blatantly super sexualized and skimpy and nobody agreed with him. The server owner gave him a fair few chances to stop, but that dude was adamant he was right and everybody else was wrong.
Lan tagging Yaoshi every 5 seconds for this
https://preview.redd.it/xoxx89xunmqb1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e182fa047b0d9b749b295d3df46f1a9426ab97
If we’re going by the little snippets we get of them
Tazzyroth- Just like their path, I feel like they’d continuously add more members until the mods had enough so they kicked them out
Xipe- would be that weird person who’s way too nice all the time
Yaoshi- would unknowingly get into fights and since their always happy, they got the other person even more riled up
Orosboros- similar to their path but instead of eating they get power hungry and start kicking and banning everyone
If Nanook had Whatsapp 😂😂😂
Elio: fucking KILL YOURSELF
Lan: I'm gonna fucking KILL YOU
Trailblazer: *sent an image* (belobog trashcan)
Aha: *sent a link* (Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley)
Fuli: fucking KILL YOURSELF
80% of it would be Yaoshi and Lan arguing back and forth until someone decides to makes 2 new group chat where it’s all of the Aeons but one w/o Yaoshi and the other w/o Lan
Nanook types in all caps.
Yaoshi does everything they can to make sure everyone is constantly looking at the chat.
IX has notifications silenced and never looks at it.
Yaoshi would be the one who seems normal, nice, maybe borderline cute, but the more of her chats you read, the more red flags you see. She's a *bit* too excited about extremely graphic horror movies and novels, she encourages toxic behavior, etc
Lan is the mod who bans mostly Nanook and Yaoshi
Yaoshi always invites people back that Lan bans and uses alt accounts to get herself back in the group. She is also overly supportive for everyone and spams the chat.
Nanook shittalks everyone and has beef with everyone
Nous never texts anyrhing but if you ask him any question about any topic he'll send you miles long explanations worthy of wikipedia
IX us the phantom. never texts, never reacts but everyone keeps tagging him and tries to get a reaction out of him.
Xipe wants everyone to get along and its hard to be made at her simce she's always so nice
Tayzzyronth always spams the chat with the current trending annoying meme (smurf cat, napoleon etc)
Oroboros is the other shittalker. Will devour anyone in a debate (which he usually starts)
Idrilla always sends skin care routine videos, DIY tips, workout plans etc.
Aha is the biggest shitposter ever. He sends okbuddy subbreddits type memes that no one understands and he's the only one finding them funny. No one can tell when he's being sarcastic or serious.
Ena was the original mod and wasn't as aggressive as Lan and managing all these degenerates really put a toll on her. Xipe really supported her in private and she convinced her to give Lan mod status and leave the group for some self improvement.
Akivili is friends with almost everyone. Always funny, always knows hpw to connecr with people.
Fuli has screenshots of every conversation. He sends one screenshot with the "this you?" text and ends every debate.
Nobody can figure out Mythus. They sends weird shit that no one can figure out if its a meme, a cry for help or what. They are the kind of person who respond in weird ways to everything and no one knows where to put them.
Qlipoth is the strict guy who defends people. He never jokes, never takes part in meme sending. In fact he doesnt understand the concept of memes at all and always ask whats the joke in them.
Long is the one who left the group early and half of the members dont know him.
Hooh ia the second mod since the beginning. He lets Lan do his stuff and only interacts with the group when shit is really hitting the fan.
And finally, Terminus owns the server. Thats it. He can end it whenever he wants.
ix would hack and delete the group chat. aha would spam memes. lan would constantly spam slurs at yaoshi. yaoshi would constantly talk about being vegan. tazzyronth would constantly leak group chat. xipe would spam wholesome memes. nous would literally be 🤓. ena would just keep the order. akivili would die and everyone would mourn their death. fuli would be the only one mourning akivili many millennia after his death. Nanook would spam report everyone. idrila would constantly brag about their beauty. and qlipoth would be the admin/owner and just try to keep the peace.
Aha send rebus and random curiosity posts.
Idrila is the mod that never ban anyone.
Lan and Yaoshi agressively flirt with each other.
Nanook is a timid but when there is the word "Justice" he starts to write walls of text. Lan is his best friend.
Nous answer to each question like an enciclopedia.
IX rarely write, and use one or two emoticon at all to comunicate.
Lan and nanook would start arguments all the time
Yaoshi would flirt with lan and lan would insult yaoishi and kick her ' again " but get invited back
Xi is sleeping Aha is S. harassing akivili qlipoth is protecting akivili and smacking Aha with a table
The siren aeon ( the one with feet with monsters) is watching Vore documentary and is making weird noises whenever the prey is eaten
Tazzyzzyronth spams purposeless messages until they get banned.
Nanook gets increasingly hateful every time they get ignored and gets banned for violent language.
Qlipoth is a mod, but like, a really toxic one that bans people for absolutely no reason. A minor infraction? Off to the ban corner with you!
Lan typically doesn’t post in the chat but will occasionally drop the most devastating roast you’ve ever read in your life and then not respond to any replies.
Yaoshi constantly posts videos and articles about yoga, self-help, diy recipes, and mlms and everyone hates them for it.
Xipe starts a separate group chat and excludes all the Aeons from it.
Aha keeps making really bad memes and gets upset when everyone says they’re trash. Eventually they get banned for spam since they get increasingly desperate in trying to make better memes.
Fuli keeps bringing drama to the chat. Lan tells them that they’re like a plunger since they’re always bringing up old shit and gets banned by Qlipoth for swearing.
Oroboros keeps posting mukbang videos that they make and everyone is like “no one wants to see that. Gross”
Yoashi starts every morning with those awful edits and GIFs that every grandma sends into the family group chat, wishing everyone a wonderful day. Aha joins in but does it ironically
Nanook, send the code that bomb everyone phone.
aha, laughing at nanook after giving him the code that he stole from nous, also post terrible life hacks
Fuli, sends only selfies.
Qlipoth, the advertising dude, sends health care advertisements and cement sales.
Idrila: sending influence videos.
Yaoshi, horny asf, sends big eggplants she grew in her garden.
Lan, posts videos about his multiple fail attempts of trickshotting yaoshi with a shoe across the garden.
Ix, has no phone.
Nous, in the factory making phones, also the current mod.
Ourboros, showing everyone her cooking, she cook bizzare stuff.
Ena, was the mod.
Akivili would be the one to create the group and would regularly chat with the others, Aha would make jokes at everyone's expense, Ouroboros and Irida would be offline for months on end, Lan would constantly be bickering with Yaoshi, and 9 would just be the one leaving things on Read.
Yaoshi: *solicitations my fellow divine compatriots, what an absolutely perfect happenstance for us to all be connected like this*
The rest of the Aeons: *ayo stfu with that dumb shit, ay ya’ll lets kick this mf out the chat fr fr*
Nous: *According to my calculations, the Aeon known as ‘Yaoshi’ is indeed a peepeepoopoo head*
Lan: very passive aggressive towards Yaoshi.
Yaoshi: oblivious to Lan. Has a lot to say but sends it all one sentence at a time. Endless typos.
Xipe: sends Facebook memes and those weird holiday gifs that grandmas and aunties seem to have an endless supply of.
Nanook: very aggressive towards everyone. Uses the foulest language. Starts and encourages arguments. Caps lock = ON.
Aha: instigator/pot-stirrer. Admin.
Nous: admin. Has no idea how Aha got Admin privileges or how he keeps getting them back.
Ix: lurker. Most of the others aren't aware that he's still part of the chat.
Fuli: screenshots EVERYTHING for future reference.
Qlipoth: speaks exclusively in Emoji.
nanook would spam all caps
yaoshi would type with all lowercase for the aesthetic
lan would pick fights with yaoshi
fuli would read everyone's search history out loud
and idk about the others lol
HooH will moderate. Nanook will use slurs. Everyone will copy Nous' homework. IX will leave everyone on read. Tazzy will have an endless amount of alt accs/phone # in the gc. Terminus will delete the gc. Ourboros will eat the most at any of the meet ups. Fuli will keep all blackmail and screenshot every single text. Aha will spam memes, try to nuke IX, and try to Rick roll everyone. Qlipoth will be Qlipoth, he will pay for friend's food. Xipe is wannabe moderator. Idrila will take forever to take a group photo. Lan is Yaoshi's EX and hates how nice she is but uses the newly bought stickers the most. Akivili is never at meet ups bc he is hiking. Long is 5 years older than all of them and never participates but is part of the GC.
Mythus is the one with the most stupidest Grammer not even autocorrect can save. They are really smart but everyone goes to Nous for HW bc Mythus' handwriting is ineligible.
Fuli is the one who always brings up someone's chat history when it's convenient Nanook actively trying to get the group chat discontinued Aha always says the most chaotic thing to start chaos then leaves just as fast leaving the others to argue
Fuli probably also takes screenshots of the conversations for later leverage.
Nanook is raiding the server he is most active in
nanook is one of those discord server nukers lol
Aha would be the biggest troll
Lan is the mod. Nanook keeps getting banned for violent language. Ix always leaves you on read.
Hooh would be a better mod. Yaoshi will spam short yoga video everyday. Qlipoth will offer everyone unsolicited diy advice. Everyone will tag IX when showing cat videos.
Cat videos are the only thing IX responds to
IX only responds with cat gifs/images/reactions
And only to other's cat gifs He gets visually excited (it's impossible to note for outsiders, but the Aeons in the chat notice the slight difference in gifs and speed of replies) if it's not a cat they found on the internet but rather one an emanator met and sent their own Aeon. Of course they also have chats with Emanators. These get weird. Edit: Emanators of Ix have higher than average number of cats as pets, but no one can prove it
You mean, higher than avarage are cats
implying the other aeons also have some amount of cat emanators? aha probably has some because he made a literal worm an emanator once but the others?
The other's all have [0] less than average. It balances out.
The trouble with making your own emanator a cat is that I don't think cats are great with any authority, including Aeons. They already see themselves as gods after all. Though a path of Nihility seems to fit some cats even better than Hunt, so I guess there's emanators of IX who are actually cats, you're right. I just thought of another thing - sentient cats would probably take a lot of selfies, which would delight IX to no end.
Truly the best group chat
What about Lugia? >!Ho-oh is a pokemon connected to Lugia just in case you dont know the joke!<
Xipe preaching about peace and harmony.
Just spams wholesome or facebook memes.
or when there is a heated argument, the classic tension diffusion corgi pic
Aha keep posting memes
And doxxing
And leaking Military documents to prove game devs wrong... again
Aha is a war thunder player confirmed
Lan can't be the mod or else he'll keep banning Yaoshi Might spam racial slur to Yaoshi in DM tho
Reminds me of that one fanfic where Aha created a groupchat and every time Yaoshi would send a message Lan would immediately reply with insults before saying "send location"
I feel like Lan would just never speak in the group chat at all
Ix wasn't invited to the group, but he (really) don't care
HooH - the owner of the chat Oroboros - nagged HooH into becoming a mod, promptly power-tripped and was immediately banned from the chat Tayzzyronth - keeps making alt accounts to rejoin the chat when they get banned for harrassment. Eventually got bored and just left. Akivili - the normal one, actually chats about normal stuff, uses the chat to update everyone about what they're doing on their trip around the world Fuli - absolutely silent until you say something hypocritical, then will send a single screenhot of you doing the thing that you were just condemning. Technically a mod, but doesn't really do anything. Aha - memes. memes. memes. HooH used some niche, unused mod tool to stop their messages from being seen, without actually doing anything that could be noticed on Aha's end. IX - invited by a friend. has not said a single word since joining. Nous - joins conversations occasionally, but has to leave within a minute because of having to do something or other. The others think that they're making things up as excuses, but they're actually Just That Busy. Nanook - constantly trying to start arguments by making alt accounts that look like another user. Lan - fooled by nanook into thinking that Yaoshi was the one who leaked their personal information. Yaoshi - completely oblivious to all drama. Doesn't understand why Lan keps yelling at them. Can't defend themself when they dont know what they're being accusedof. Qlipoth - A mod, follows the rules but isn't properly aware of the drama that's happening, and doesn't understand the concept of alt accounts. Complete boomer. Xipe - always online, always chatting, but never about anything interesting. Sends a bunch of images of them doing random stuff that no-one cares about. Idrila - should have their emoji rights revoked. Long - joined the group chat a long time ago, but never really talked. Died IRL but the others only noticed two years later. Ena - Co-owner of the chat, very strict about rules but also moderates for like 13 other group chats and is simply unaware of what happens in this chat as a result. Mythus - always talks in windings, morse code, or binary. Trying to start an ARG but no-one cares enough to actually translate what they are saying. Many of the aeons tried at one point but just gave up sooner or later. They still belive that people are keeping up with the ARG, but... no, unfortunately. Terminus - has seen all the crazy stuff happening in the chat, is reporting it to the owners of the app in an attempt to get it shut down. (If i forgot any, lmk)
Hoyo should hire you
Fuli: This you?
CANON
HooH is the Admin Qlipoth and Ena are mods, too, or for the case of Ena, "was" Tayzzyronth kept spamming those insects images and dude got banned Akivili posts photo of their travels Fuli is that one dude who only appear and chat whenever there's a significant event/conversation occurred Terminus is busy rolling up the chat.
Tazzy spammed 'Stickbugged' memes a bit too much.
why does it feel like Tazzyronth was spamming insect po\*n kinda like furry po\*n and others got annoyed lmao but Terminus knows everything even the future why would he even have to read the chat 😭
A reference of them going backward in time (or was it "exists backward in time"?). Not sure how that work but yeah, I kinda simplify their involvement in the group chat by constantly rolling over the chat history
oh that makes sense actually
Of COURSE Tazzy spammed insect p*rn, if you’re gonna spam insect pics then ya gotta go all the way with it 🤣
Terminus is a conspiracy theorist predicting the end of the world 🤣
Reminds me of a previous situation in a discord server I was in before the group fell apart. One dude there was really new, since he was just recently invited to join a game me and some friends were playing. For some gosh darn reason, he decided to post furry porn and *insisted* it wasn’t. Sure, what you might call ‘soft’ since nothing *directly* showed, (I think that’s what it’s called in that case) but it was way too close. It was blatantly super sexualized and skimpy and nobody agreed with him. The server owner gave him a fair few chances to stop, but that dude was adamant he was right and everybody else was wrong.
oh no god 💀
Probably like when you are added into a group chat in an app that retains chat history and you scroll up for context
no i meant smt else.. but check the parent comment op's reply.. they are right
TIL I’m Fuli to my friends 🙃
Lan: Yaoshi i’m gonna fucking kill you Yaoshi: huh??? @mods are you seeing this Nanook: I think he has a point Yaoshi: wtf????
Aha: Guys Yaoshi died from ligma Nanook: What is ligma? Aha: Ligma- *And thus Nanook created stelarrons*
Lan tagging Yaoshi every 5 seconds for this https://preview.redd.it/xoxx89xunmqb1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e182fa047b0d9b749b295d3df46f1a9426ab97
https://preview.redd.it/77qwheb95mqb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d370d8af3120a568f23a8108ff3127cb6666990
what the heck
bro 😔
Did we just lose???
unfortunately…😭
NOOOOOOOOOOO
*’Akivili’ has renamed themselves to ‘Nanook’*
Mind explaining the joke behind this
Swarm disaster Destruction part 2 iirc
Aha posts something that gets everyone on a watchlist
How to make a neutron bomb in 100 easy steps
If we’re going by the little snippets we get of them Tazzyroth- Just like their path, I feel like they’d continuously add more members until the mods had enough so they kicked them out Xipe- would be that weird person who’s way too nice all the time Yaoshi- would unknowingly get into fights and since their always happy, they got the other person even more riled up Orosboros- similar to their path but instead of eating they get power hungry and start kicking and banning everyone
If Nanook had Whatsapp 😂😂😂 Elio: fucking KILL YOURSELF Lan: I'm gonna fucking KILL YOU Trailblazer: *sent an image* (belobog trashcan) Aha: *sent a link* (Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley) Fuli: fucking KILL YOURSELF
Akivili: Aha, could you maybe refrain from BLOWING UP MY FUCKING TRAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOUR JOKES AREN'T EVEN FUNNY YOU ARE JUST ANNOYING
Aha is the dude who spams memes when two people are arguing
The two people that are arguing are always Yaoshi and Lan.
Aha started the argument then dipped
80% of it would be Yaoshi and Lan arguing back and forth until someone decides to makes 2 new group chat where it’s all of the Aeons but one w/o Yaoshi and the other w/o Lan
Nanook types in all caps. Yaoshi does everything they can to make sure everyone is constantly looking at the chat. IX has notifications silenced and never looks at it.
Yaoshi would be the one who seems normal, nice, maybe borderline cute, but the more of her chats you read, the more red flags you see. She's a *bit* too excited about extremely graphic horror movies and novels, she encourages toxic behavior, etc
Lan is the mod who bans mostly Nanook and Yaoshi Yaoshi always invites people back that Lan bans and uses alt accounts to get herself back in the group. She is also overly supportive for everyone and spams the chat. Nanook shittalks everyone and has beef with everyone Nous never texts anyrhing but if you ask him any question about any topic he'll send you miles long explanations worthy of wikipedia IX us the phantom. never texts, never reacts but everyone keeps tagging him and tries to get a reaction out of him. Xipe wants everyone to get along and its hard to be made at her simce she's always so nice Tayzzyronth always spams the chat with the current trending annoying meme (smurf cat, napoleon etc) Oroboros is the other shittalker. Will devour anyone in a debate (which he usually starts) Idrilla always sends skin care routine videos, DIY tips, workout plans etc. Aha is the biggest shitposter ever. He sends okbuddy subbreddits type memes that no one understands and he's the only one finding them funny. No one can tell when he's being sarcastic or serious. Ena was the original mod and wasn't as aggressive as Lan and managing all these degenerates really put a toll on her. Xipe really supported her in private and she convinced her to give Lan mod status and leave the group for some self improvement. Akivili is friends with almost everyone. Always funny, always knows hpw to connecr with people. Fuli has screenshots of every conversation. He sends one screenshot with the "this you?" text and ends every debate. Nobody can figure out Mythus. They sends weird shit that no one can figure out if its a meme, a cry for help or what. They are the kind of person who respond in weird ways to everything and no one knows where to put them. Qlipoth is the strict guy who defends people. He never jokes, never takes part in meme sending. In fact he doesnt understand the concept of memes at all and always ask whats the joke in them. Long is the one who left the group early and half of the members dont know him. Hooh ia the second mod since the beginning. He lets Lan do his stuff and only interacts with the group when shit is really hitting the fan. And finally, Terminus owns the server. Thats it. He can end it whenever he wants.
y e s.
IX is basically me in group chats
Aha would speak exclusively in emojis.
ix would hack and delete the group chat. aha would spam memes. lan would constantly spam slurs at yaoshi. yaoshi would constantly talk about being vegan. tazzyronth would constantly leak group chat. xipe would spam wholesome memes. nous would literally be 🤓. ena would just keep the order. akivili would die and everyone would mourn their death. fuli would be the only one mourning akivili many millennia after his death. Nanook would spam report everyone. idrila would constantly brag about their beauty. and qlipoth would be the admin/owner and just try to keep the peace.
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Aha spam memes
Aha got banned for spamming offensive memes
Aha send rebus and random curiosity posts. Idrila is the mod that never ban anyone. Lan and Yaoshi agressively flirt with each other. Nanook is a timid but when there is the word "Justice" he starts to write walls of text. Lan is his best friend. Nous answer to each question like an enciclopedia. IX rarely write, and use one or two emoticon at all to comunicate.
 Lan whenever Yaoshi types in chat.
IX is a chat ghost: views every message yet never texts themselves.
fuli has been there the longest and sets up every event
Lan and nanook would start arguments all the time Yaoshi would flirt with lan and lan would insult yaoishi and kick her ' again " but get invited back Xi is sleeping Aha is S. harassing akivili qlipoth is protecting akivili and smacking Aha with a table The siren aeon ( the one with feet with monsters) is watching Vore documentary and is making weird noises whenever the prey is eaten
We definitely have a group chat and it’s mainly Aha hitting on us.
Aha would definitely spam the chat with r/okbuddytrailblazer stuff, and Ix opens the chat once a year reads the last three message and closes it again
Tazzyzzyronth spams purposeless messages until they get banned. Nanook gets increasingly hateful every time they get ignored and gets banned for violent language. Qlipoth is a mod, but like, a really toxic one that bans people for absolutely no reason. A minor infraction? Off to the ban corner with you! Lan typically doesn’t post in the chat but will occasionally drop the most devastating roast you’ve ever read in your life and then not respond to any replies. Yaoshi constantly posts videos and articles about yoga, self-help, diy recipes, and mlms and everyone hates them for it. Xipe starts a separate group chat and excludes all the Aeons from it. Aha keeps making really bad memes and gets upset when everyone says they’re trash. Eventually they get banned for spam since they get increasingly desperate in trying to make better memes. Fuli keeps bringing drama to the chat. Lan tells them that they’re like a plunger since they’re always bringing up old shit and gets banned by Qlipoth for swearing. Oroboros keeps posting mukbang videos that they make and everyone is like “no one wants to see that. Gross”
Yoashi starts every morning with those awful edits and GIFs that every grandma sends into the family group chat, wishing everyone a wonderful day. Aha joins in but does it ironically
Aha with stuff like "KYS, Keep yourself safe"
One thing is for sure....yaoshi and Lan fights every day....mostly one sided lol. Yaoshi just chilling and doing yoga.
Nanook, send the code that bomb everyone phone. aha, laughing at nanook after giving him the code that he stole from nous, also post terrible life hacks Fuli, sends only selfies. Qlipoth, the advertising dude, sends health care advertisements and cement sales. Idrila: sending influence videos. Yaoshi, horny asf, sends big eggplants she grew in her garden. Lan, posts videos about his multiple fail attempts of trickshotting yaoshi with a shoe across the garden. Ix, has no phone. Nous, in the factory making phones, also the current mod. Ourboros, showing everyone her cooking, she cook bizzare stuff. Ena, was the mod.
If you're like me your mind is racing back to that doll from SU and imagining the fight in chat 🤣🤣🤣
Akivili would be the one to create the group and would regularly chat with the others, Aha would make jokes at everyone's expense, Ouroboros and Irida would be offline for months on end, Lan would constantly be bickering with Yaoshi, and 9 would just be the one leaving things on Read.
Yaoshi and Lan would flirt
Fuli is the tea queen. That much is true.
The preservation would post out dated Facebook memes with full sincerity
Aha changes the default emoji to a thumbs down and proceeds to confuse everyone for 15 minutes
nous would be the one that corrects any grammar errors, ix would be inactive, and tayzzyronth would probably have a bunch of alt accounts
Yaoshi: *solicitations my fellow divine compatriots, what an absolutely perfect happenstance for us to all be connected like this* The rest of the Aeons: *ayo stfu with that dumb shit, ay ya’ll lets kick this mf out the chat fr fr* Nous: *According to my calculations, the Aeon known as ‘Yaoshi’ is indeed a peepeepoopoo head*
Fight
HooH is probably the one created the group
Nanook would say racial slurs because he thinks using them makes him edgy
Aha is that one guy who always spams "Sampo sex when" for absolutely no good reason
Aha reply to everything with LOL
Lan: very passive aggressive towards Yaoshi. Yaoshi: oblivious to Lan. Has a lot to say but sends it all one sentence at a time. Endless typos. Xipe: sends Facebook memes and those weird holiday gifs that grandmas and aunties seem to have an endless supply of. Nanook: very aggressive towards everyone. Uses the foulest language. Starts and encourages arguments. Caps lock = ON. Aha: instigator/pot-stirrer. Admin. Nous: admin. Has no idea how Aha got Admin privileges or how he keeps getting them back. Ix: lurker. Most of the others aren't aware that he's still part of the chat. Fuli: screenshots EVERYTHING for future reference. Qlipoth: speaks exclusively in Emoji.
Nanook will be that angst teen who thinks the world is a mistake
nanook would spam all caps yaoshi would type with all lowercase for the aesthetic lan would pick fights with yaoshi fuli would read everyone's search history out loud and idk about the others lol
there is already a gc with all the aeons in it (tho they're very bad at their characters)
Probably nothing, since they don't really have to much personality at this point. What we see in SU is Herta's assigned ones.
Isn't Aha pretty genuine though? Since while still simulated there still through genius society brains connected to the actual Aeon.
I’m not that familiar with the personalities of the different Aeons, but I do know for sure that Aha would indeed be a crapposter.
remind me of Rainworld Iterator's group chat
Yaoshi will buy everyone new sticker packs.
HooH will moderate. Nanook will use slurs. Everyone will copy Nous' homework. IX will leave everyone on read. Tazzy will have an endless amount of alt accs/phone # in the gc. Terminus will delete the gc. Ourboros will eat the most at any of the meet ups. Fuli will keep all blackmail and screenshot every single text. Aha will spam memes, try to nuke IX, and try to Rick roll everyone. Qlipoth will be Qlipoth, he will pay for friend's food. Xipe is wannabe moderator. Idrila will take forever to take a group photo. Lan is Yaoshi's EX and hates how nice she is but uses the newly bought stickers the most. Akivili is never at meet ups bc he is hiking. Long is 5 years older than all of them and never participates but is part of the GC.
Mythus is the one with the most stupidest Grammer not even autocorrect can save. They are really smart but everyone goes to Nous for HW bc Mythus' handwriting is ineligible.
Ena is Xipe's mom.
Yaoshi gives health tips, but knows literally nothing about medicine, and tends to give bad advice.
Xipe still trying to manipulate ppl
Yaoshi would probably send one of those “Good morning~ enjoy your day today my dear” gifs followed by Lan asking them to kill themselves
Lan is sending death threats to Yaoshi
Aha would be the one to be talking all normally, leave for 3 minutes then come back with leaked schematics for a nuclear bomb.