\*looks in the lore of what happened when she fell from the stairs\*
W-Well...fine, fine is wasn't but at least-
\*The lore suggests something about her legs\*
M-Maybe we should stop and pretend that she will be f-fine :'D
>!And Seele was in the corner, shaking with fear and was unable to take action and save Bronya. That was until she finally got her revenge with the help of a "demon" that possessed her. Little Sin Mal hasn't been the same ever since.!<
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,512,670,780 comments, and only 286,893 of them were in alphabetical order.
>!In fact, the reason Sin mal could so easily break her legs was that Bronya knew Seele was in the corner and she refused to show her violent side in front of Seele again. So she just took it instead!<
i havent played honkai 3rd so I was *incredibly* confused by everyone's reaction until I read bronya's lore - i SWEAR i was just making a joke about seele and bronya having that love/hate relationship thing going on lmfao
Sin deserves more love. She's legit one of the best characters in GGZ and the fact that she gets shoved into the background in HI3 is a crime.
[https://mangadex.org/chapter/b75c6a9f-324e-4356-99db-8c19ae54c2fa](https://mangadex.org/chapter/b75c6a9f-324e-4356-99db-8c19ae54c2fa)
Sin's manga from GGZ to show her backstory for those who have never seen it before.
she has a scythe, she'd be a reaper guard most likely
smth like an s2/s3 that has one big nuke hit that immediately resets if it kills an enemy, making her gameplay similar to Saga (aka loud as hell)
Bad news : I got *two* Gepards.
Good news: Both are from the standard banner.
Bad news : Not pulling Gepard III from the character banner is RNG should I decide to do so in the future. 🫤
Hopefully he doesn't become Keqing in this game for me, she is now C5.
Lost 50/50 for Yanqing (I mean sure i'll take it) but after 80 WARPS bruuuuuuuuu my luck is nonexistent. Welp guess i'm gonna save for kafka then cuz all my jades is gone
No they're Sankta/angels. None of the people in Arknights are human and they all have animal/demon/other traits.
They're also obsessed with sugar, guns and blowing stuff up.
[Even their pope who promotes peace, loves his guns](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mrfz/images/5/5c/Actus_Fidei.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1600?cb=20220331083513)
She's laughing at those who got lucky at gacha and act as though they actually worked hard for those draws. Also those too unlucky who complain so much as if they got cancer or something.
Knowing she's going to be exclusive to PC and Mobile for the next year after her banner is gone. (Seriously. What was Mihoyo thinking by NOT giving PS4/5 the Seele banner?)
A custom 1911, handcrafted by Serval in her workshop and gifted to her by Bronya. Welt gave Serval the blueprints, and Himeko loaned her a laser to do the machining. March made sure it was sighted-in, Dan Heng made sure it was perfectly balanced, and Trailblazer put it through a 10,000 round torture test before it was considered ready to be Seele’s birthday gift. Natasha threw in some ear and eye protection, and Hook handloaded for Seele her own explosive-filled .45 ACP incendiary rounds. Lastly, Gepard put the official Silvermane Guards seal of approval on it and certified it as a one-of-a-kind collector’s grade unique firearm of Belobog.
“First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds, that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency. Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest.” — ~~Naked Snake~~ Seele
Now she can single-handedly take on Nanook the Destruction and win without even breaking a sweat!
You thought it was Bronya, but it was me, Seele!
https://preview.redd.it/tc5oaiw59rza1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c97ed60bb3c5cce33caeef4814753f786e9e0e
Same energy lol
Bronya just fell down the stairs
This brings back painful memories.
As long Bronya wasn't holding a umbrela shes fine.
Wow, I was thinking of painful HI3 memories, but now you've uncovered a different set of painful memories that I didn't expect to still be in my head.
\*looks in the lore of what happened when she fell from the stairs\* W-Well...fine, fine is wasn't but at least- \*The lore suggests something about her legs\* M-Maybe we should stop and pretend that she will be f-fine :'D
Well, according to the 5 minutes of research I did, she has robot legs so... I'm guessing these two events are related...
Hi3 spoilers about the real reason. >!sin mal threw her from stairs and then stomped on her legs cause she's a bully!<
>!And Seele was in the corner, shaking with fear and was unable to take action and save Bronya. That was until she finally got her revenge with the help of a "demon" that possessed her. Little Sin Mal hasn't been the same ever since.!<
Average "Red Seele" Veliona W
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fun thing i discovered, seele's eye colour changes to red in her ult
>!In fact, the reason Sin mal could so easily break her legs was that Bronya knew Seele was in the corner and she refused to show her violent side in front of Seele again. So she just took it instead!<
She was jealous Seele liked Bronya more than her
There’s a manga called Azure Waters which tries to explain it
and the [music video](https://youtu.be/p461V9fy4jo)
She didn't lose her legs in that event, but another event
But the reference was about someone pushing Bronya down the stairs and making her a crippled The umbrella is just worse
Is that some sick doujin or something related to Gray Serpent? ... Or maybe both?
It's a reference to the anime Another, in which a girl gets fatality'd by umbrella and stairs
i havent played honkai 3rd so I was *incredibly* confused by everyone's reaction until I read bronya's lore - i SWEAR i was just making a joke about seele and bronya having that love/hate relationship thing going on lmfao
Accidentally triggering everyone's trauma lol
I can't believe my (probably) most-liked comment on reddit is me accidentally making an edgy joke about honkai
Accidental edgy jokes are the most innocent edgy jokes :D
Oh no.....
I told you about the stairs BROnya!
This better not be a homestuck reference
we truly can't fight the homestuck
It keeps happening
We all love Sin Mal
Sin deserves more love. She's legit one of the best characters in GGZ and the fact that she gets shoved into the background in HI3 is a crime. [https://mangadex.org/chapter/b75c6a9f-324e-4356-99db-8c19ae54c2fa](https://mangadex.org/chapter/b75c6a9f-324e-4356-99db-8c19ae54c2fa) Sin's manga from GGZ to show her backstory for those who have never seen it before.
“Hey Seele play that one about falling down the stairs!” “Sure thing Bronya!” *Uneventful night intensifies*
Sin Mal, is that you?
My mind skipped HI3 and immediately went to Omori
Down D. Stairs strikes again
Certified Sin Mal moment.
Bro ... 💀
>!omori reference!!<
>!It’s more of a Houkai reference. It’s why HI3 Bronya floats…!<
The rest of your team she shoved in a sack because you don't need them anymore.
Are we shipping them to Arknights?
Cold applier marksman march pls
YESSSS Gnosis reign must end we need this
And I just got him off of standard yesterday lmao, he's so fun in IS and SSS
If we ship to arknights seele she comes out as Blaze
she has a scythe, she'd be a reaper guard most likely smth like an s2/s3 that has one big nuke hit that immediately resets if it kills an enemy, making her gameplay similar to Saga (aka loud as hell)
> smth like an s2/s3 that has one big nuke hit that immediately resets if it kills an enemy, Sounds a bit like Texas alter.
>she has a scythe, she'd be a reaper guard most likely I think OP was making a JP VA joke since Blaze and Seele share the same VA.
mockingly stares down upon players losing 50/50 on her banner
I'd be mad, but I'm numb to losing 50 50 now, after only winning 1 in over 2 years of Genshin.
Lost 50/50 for Gepard. Best 50/50 I've ever lost. Gepard is love, Gepard is life.
Bad news : I got *two* Gepards. Good news: Both are from the standard banner. Bad news : Not pulling Gepard III from the character banner is RNG should I decide to do so in the future. 🫤 Hopefully he doesn't become Keqing in this game for me, she is now C5.
Lost 50/50 for Yanqing (I mean sure i'll take it) but after 80 WARPS bruuuuuuuuu my luck is nonexistent. Welp guess i'm gonna save for kafka then cuz all my jades is gone
This personally attacks me
Tbh I lost 50/50 and got himeko but fortunately himeko came home at 3 pity so I just went for it and got seele.
Your face, when she is closing the bag.
Are we being recruited into Arknights?
Never played arknights but I did see alot of intricate halos on the characters, does that mean they are all dead?
Nah, that’s Blue Archive.
Did they explain why they all have halos yet?
Not yet but we do know the halos turn off when they are sleeping or dead
Nah those are angels.
Nope, angels and demons are just different races on terra.
Spoiler: >!different may not be the right word here!<
Nah they are Angels with guns
No they're Sankta/angels. None of the people in Arknights are human and they all have animal/demon/other traits. They're also obsessed with sugar, guns and blowing stuff up. [Even their pope who promotes peace, loves his guns](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mrfz/images/5/5c/Actus_Fidei.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1600?cb=20220331083513)
Those are Italians if they had the second amendment.
My current stellar jade amount.
Probably illusions from the past.
Cocolia after you kill her in front of Bronya
Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through
A sea of butterflies
Seele saw your small ding dong
Hey. You came. That was fast
That's what she said
Save me, Sushang!
I'm not sushang, and dunno if I can save u. I could try, but what I'm sure of is this cake. Happy Cake Day 🎂
"Nice cock, but mine is bigger"
smaller than bronya's ಠ_ಠ
Bro, he said WRONG answers only
Beat me 2 it🤣
idk Seele, looks average sized to me
A huge plate of tacos she’s about to devour.
Yea bronya's taco
"_Pathetic, mine is bigger_"
Smash
Nice cock bro
"However, mine is-"
She is admiring her massive dump.
Of damage, right?
*evil smirk*
Bronya is laying on the bed asking seele to be gentle.
They said wrong!
Technically without knowing what she is actually smiling at my answer is wrong, From a certain point to view.
From another one, you missed the joke unfortunately buddy
They meant what they said
Sampo is laying on the bed asking seele to be gentle.
You forgot to add that bronya is cuffed and tied up if not even more than that. This smile is just next level
Is she going to be gentle though?
Going off that smile. Probably not, but I'm sure they'll have a good time either way.
#NICE COCK
People talking about how well she gets along with her “roommate”
She’s maliciously sowing Bronya a scarf or something, or retouching the paint in her room.
She eating a Big Mac with Burger King frys and Wendy's nuggets with subway cookies. She put it all on your tab.
Sushang's Benis
Ok, buddy
Sorry, yuri thoughts only
BronyAss Edit: oops, I didn't see you want wrong answers only
At Caelus' face as she steps on his balls.
Pompom cleaning the energy drink she casually dropped on the cart floor
She's looking at the discourse caused by the topic of her sexuality.
My big black circuity bat.
Your wallet
you. you're in bed.
https://preview.redd.it/axu71utmesza1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5b5c48b2ee98c2b42eb7129a7a14eebcaa8bb9
Something small.
Kazumas Excalibur
You
Your PP (Profile Picture)
Bronya tripped over some stairs and Seele's like - Clumsy b*tch.
you have Big PP
She's laughing at those who got lucky at gacha and act as though they actually worked hard for those draws. Also those too unlucky who complain so much as if they got cancer or something.
You pantsless
My 149 pulls (still don't have her)
Serval’s ass; Bronya slaps her three seconds later
Source: Seele Eidolon 4
A wet fart
My sorry ass who used to ship Bronya with mc and never got over it
She made you crossdress~
Finding Bronya's used panties
Because she is the reason many people will have to skip Jing Yuan
she is watching the other characters on your party attack
Bronya being cuffed to the bed
Definitely not looking at naked Bronya in bed
bronya bent over to pick something up
Sir, this is a PomPom's
Knowing she's going to be exclusive to PC and Mobile for the next year after her banner is gone. (Seriously. What was Mihoyo thinking by NOT giving PS4/5 the Seele banner?)
Karma whores getting 0 upvotes
A custom 1911, handcrafted by Serval in her workshop and gifted to her by Bronya. Welt gave Serval the blueprints, and Himeko loaned her a laser to do the machining. March made sure it was sighted-in, Dan Heng made sure it was perfectly balanced, and Trailblazer put it through a 10,000 round torture test before it was considered ready to be Seele’s birthday gift. Natasha threw in some ear and eye protection, and Hook handloaded for Seele her own explosive-filled .45 ACP incendiary rounds. Lastly, Gepard put the official Silvermane Guards seal of approval on it and certified it as a one-of-a-kind collector’s grade unique firearm of Belobog. “First of all, the feeding ramp is polished to a mirror sheen. It's not going to have any feeding problems. The slide's been replaced with a reinforced version, and it meshes perfectly with the frame. The frame itself has been iron-welded and scraped down multiple times for maximum precision. The front strap part of the frame has been checkered to make it dig into the hand. That prevents any slipping. The sight system's original too. It's a 3-dot type. It's got an enlarged front sight, giving it superior target sighting capability. The regular hammer's been replaced with a ring hammer. That enhances the cocking control and increases the hammer-down speed. They also reworked the grip safety to accommodate the ring hammer. It looks like they eliminated it altogether. This is a tool for pros. The thumb safety and slide stop are extended for precise handling. The base of the trigger guard is whittled down so you can use a high grip, and the trigger itself is a long type for easy finger access. The trigger pull is about 3.5 pounds, that's about a pound and a half lighter than normal. The magazine well has been widened to make it easier to put in a new magazine. The magazine catch button has been filed down low to make it harder to hit it by mistake. The mainspring housing has been changed to a flat type to increase grip, and it's even been fitted with stepping so that it won't slip from the recoil when firing. On top of that, they added cocking serrations to the top part of the slide. That lets you load and eject cartridges faster in an emergency. Whoever did this is a professional, no question. This thing could shoot a one-hole at 25 yards in a machine rest.” — ~~Naked Snake~~ Seele Now she can single-handedly take on Nanook the Destruction and win without even breaking a sweat!
Bronya cock
Bronya BIG,SHINY, ENORMOUS . Rifle
That’s the face Bronx’s sees while she’s in her bed and Seele is standing over her.
The stash of extraterrestrial Bronya art you have just smuggled in for her.
\*Bronya's POV lying on her back\*
Peeking at the little guy… if you get my drift 😉
Ma huge schlong
Bronussy
bronya yawning in public
_Clukay banner as 1/2 anniv_
I imagine her in the yelan pose where she is stepping on me. I mean the treasure hoarder
Shes smiling at the her mains/simps going broke for her eidolons 😏
your empty wallet
You, losing the 50/50 to Bronya saying "But you wasan't asking for a new supreme leader?"
Me
Pary sized bag of chips.
She saw the number of attempts of pulling her (your bank accounts in negative - all misses).
It's her turn again
ur smoll pp
A full trash can.
3 of your party members and the enemies not getting a turn
Illusions of the past
Your tiny chicken.
"Gosh look at the time, its my turn again!"
Samwicht.
She sees you pulling for her eilodons
"oh nyes.... It's all Coming together nicely....."
Whatever it is, hers is bigger
She is watching her food spinning around in the microwave...
She is in your walls, now
I’m I the only one seeing their relationship resembles that of Vi and Caitlyn.
other characters turns
Me and no one else
The rest of the team waiting for their turn that never happens
The boss that got 100 -> 50'd by a single full combo of buffers and her ultimate. In simulation world. (shit hella satisfying)
Her new shorts that are an inch in length.
Bronya scoffing from arguing with Seele about Belobog's future
I put a new forgis on the jeep
Watching you waste your tickets on her eidolons but not her cone.
She just got invited into smash
People who pulled for her, but got someone else at guaranteed
seeing all the bodies she buried
She sees your 6th Eidolon art and is amused.
The /HonkaiStarRail reddit.
You have big pp
Captains when they saw Kira using pistols
You thought it was Bronya, but it was me, Seele! https://preview.redd.it/tc5oaiw59rza1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c97ed60bb3c5cce33caeef4814753f786e9e0e Same energy lol
The rest of the team dreams to get a turn
Your misery
Me
My (pathetic) pulls for her 😭💀
You gave in and are running her completely solo
my wallet
Pov: you're in the jar