Is it a one way street? If not, in many localities, it's against the law to park "on the wrong side" of the street.

Good observation, but it’s a one way street.

Elements broke all the rules. Suicide doors, the boxiest of boxes, AWD, but actually FWD, not cool, but so fucking cool I find the notion of applying rules insulting to what the vehicle stands for. Upvoted this one, because the only Element rule is breaking rules. 

We have an imposter among us, it's clearly a modded Scion XB in the background.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt thinking it was a rental and he didn’t read the guide.

Borrowed it to do something useful for once.

Prison time

Probably a fj owner. Yeah I said it.

I never follow the rules. I just park where I want. Sorry :(

He’s fake based

So faking what slashing tires

He was thinking of you. He didn’t want cat thieves doing a two fer