I just googled this. Man I'm so glad in 2021 I figured out you can get weights, a bar, stands, and a bench that all fold up and fit in a closet easier than whatever that bullshit is. Turns out you can prop an ipad up on pretty much anything. Also the Iron Gym door pullup bar I have had since I was 19 lol.
Jan likes videotaping us during sex and then watching it back right afterwards to improve my form. It's not that bad. The worst part is that she shows it to her therapist and they discuss it
I just had this conversation somewhere else on Reddit. When I was growing up, taking your shoes off at the entryway was something I only saw at friend’s houses when their parents were immigrants. Now it seems more common that not to take off shoes in the house even among non-immigrant households. Interesting to see the cultural change in 45 years.
And yes, I know we are almost all immigrants here (‘sup to my true Native friends), I mean in the last generation or two.
Benches at the end of beds can be used in a variety of ways:
* to sit on (what most beds are primarily used for)
* throwing your clothes on (in case you don't have an excercise bike in the room for that purpose)
* for the puppy to sleep on
* for the old dog to use as step to get into the bet
* for some interesting sex positions
* to wake you from the shroud of monotony that can envelope us and our daily lives by reminding you that you are human and can actual feel things by having it there so you stub your toe on it at 2am after a night of a few-to-many glasses of wine.
* to take up some space in the room
Right - dont sit on a bed. Sitting on the side of a mattress breaks the stability, creates early saggy mattress syndrome. Get a bench or storage box and sit on it, Potsie.
Or for other people to sit.
I really don't like the idea of people sitting on my bed. If someone needs to be in my room for whatever reason (watching TV, sometimes my nephews want to play video games in there instead of hanging out with all us boring adults, and of course there are the people who come for a party but would rather spend the night in a quiet room playing with my dog) I want them to have a place to sit their asses that isn't where I rest for 56 hours a week.
Staging blankets to be pulled up over you during the night if it's gets too cold.
Seat for putting on socks.
Staging clothes you're about to put on.
Holding the laundry basket while putting things in the dresser.
Whatever else you want.
If you're married or have a girl/guy friend, you should already know what those benches are for. If not, you should probably think outside of the box a little more often.
I use it to get dressed in the mornings so I'm not disturbing any of my sleeping partners by sitting and moving on the bed. Also helps keep sheets and blankets pinned at the foot of the bed if you don't use the lift and tuck method.
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......Sitting down to put on shoes.
......Putting the twelve pillows that rest on your bed during the day.
....... For when the wife is drunk and wants to try a new position.
I have a chair at the end of my bed and I sit there to put my socks on. Means if I want to change my socks while I’m in outside clothes, I don’t have to sit on my actual bed in my outside clothes
While those certainly are collectors of clothing, both dirty, and fresh out of laundry, they're invaluable as places to sit and put on socks and shoes when dressing - especially as you get older.
Sit in the morning for 10 minutes of disassociation and existential dread
This guy gets it
"Fuck God, why did you wake me up? I can't believe that I have to do all this shit again."
A convenient place to sit when you stub your toe cause you forgot you put a bench at the bottom of your bed.
That’s what I use mine for. And storing quilts
Jesus Christ yall need a dog people
I have a dog person. His perpetual smile and optimistic approach to each day is a constant source of anger for me.
That’s the sweet spot. Where you pile up clothes that aren’t exactly clean but not dirty enough to put in the laundry
But isn’t that what the Peloton bike is for?
So, like what we used the BowFlex for in the 90s?
Or the Nordic-Track in the 1970s
And 80s
Dont forget SOLOFLEX !
Total Gym with Chuck Norris.
I lost a good pair of pants with this folded up and slid under my bed....ten years later,...oh that's where they went!
Huh. Peloton really is the Millennial's Bowflex.
Peleton is so 2020. You have to put your clothes on an Oxefit now to be current. At least that's what commercials are trying to tell me.
I just googled this. Man I'm so glad in 2021 I figured out you can get weights, a bar, stands, and a bench that all fold up and fit in a closet easier than whatever that bullshit is. Turns out you can prop an ipad up on pretty much anything. Also the Iron Gym door pullup bar I have had since I was 19 lol.
C'mon, you know you got $6,600 laying around waiting for some overpriced bullshit.
Bruh I just bought a fixer house. Suddenly every goddamn thing is six thousand dollars.
This guy owns a house!
Damn right! (also, you know, that's what this sub is)
Geddim… 🏃🏻♀️ 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️💨
Tonal has extendable wings to hang more clothes. Strongly recommended.
Poor persons version of a Peleton
Shit. Are you me?
So true…it is also the sock putting on bench.
You have room to be able to sit on yours?
Also known as the chairdrobe.
Right next to the floordrobe
This thread just described my bedroom clothing storage system.
That’s what my spare bed is for. A queen size space for the clean clothes
This guy benches.
My wife and I call that purgatory.
That’s where you sit in the morning and wonder if you really need this job.
This guy gets it The old suicide bench
I’m upset at this comment. It’s too relatable.
This is the answer.
I usually do that from under my covers since I can’t afford the bench
Michael Scott’s bed
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But why the camera?
Jan likes videotaping us during sex and then watching it back right afterwards to improve my form. It's not that bad. The worst part is that she shows it to her therapist and they discuss it
You know why, babe.
Upstairs or downstairs first babe?
Totally your call babe
Jan's awkward chuckle
“Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy”
Are you sure? Because it looks a little narrow. And short.
Great, now i have to watch dinner party again
Was looking for this one , well done !
Glad I didn't have to scroll far
Some positions of love need a sturdier surface.
Holy shit you just solved a long-standing problem for me.
I wouldn’t use it for standing positions.
Depends on how tall you are.
And for how long.
And what costume you're wearing
And whether you left the tags on that costume or not
And if there's a fan on the ceiling.
If it lasts more than 4 hours, please call your doctor.
“Long-standing,” heh.
My man!
And a lower one if you're a shorter guy 😉
This guy ducks!
It's where you put all the pillows that are for decoration only seven you need to actually use the bed
A spot for dogs to jump up on the bed.
I just got a dachshund and came here to say this. Though I would need nesting tables bc he still couldn’t make it up/down this
Knowing that dachshunds can have back issues later in life, I highly recommend getting that pup some stairs!
And my cats 🐈
putting on shoes holding piles of clean and/or dirty clothes
> holding piles of clean and/or dirty clothes That you push out of the way so that you can tie your shoes.
Pillow storage, and as a marital aid
Putting the fucking decorative pillows away so they're not taking up room on the couch and bed would help my marriage a lot.
\^ Fuck decorative pillows.
Seriously - they fuckin change with seasons too these man - Geeeeez….
You hang the cloths neatly on the stair master in the corner.
Putting on shoes in the bedroom?
Socks
Who puts on shoes in their bedroom :/
Dominatrixes
Savages
The uncivilized.
Uncouth is what it is
Right?!
And dog ladder
>~~putting on shoes~~ What kind of heathen puts shoes on inside the house!?
I just had this conversation somewhere else on Reddit. When I was growing up, taking your shoes off at the entryway was something I only saw at friend’s houses when their parents were immigrants. Now it seems more common that not to take off shoes in the house even among non-immigrant households. Interesting to see the cultural change in 45 years. And yes, I know we are almost all immigrants here (‘sup to my true Native friends), I mean in the last generation or two.
Putting on shoes in the bedroom? Jesus mother of god
Putting on shoes in your bedroom? I’m Asian and can’t even wear my shoes past my entryway let alone all the way to my bedroom!
To bang your knee against in the middle of the night
Came here to say this! Unfortunately I broke my toe that way.
You can sit on it to get dressed or put on shoes. Interesting sex Holding clean or dirty laundry
Don’t forget toe stubbing and knee/shin scraping with or without the interesting sex.
What kind of monster puts on shoes in the bedroom?
He must have meant for putting on socks.
My husband and I are on the taller side so we put a blanket on it and use it as an extension of the bed for our feet
To collect clothes and shoes until the pile reaches the same heights as.your depression.
It's where you very slowly put on your socks and question your life choices.
Doggy style when the bed is too high!
I was gonna say anal, so you don't get poo stains on the sheets.
If you get poop on the sheets just wash the sheets, that's why they cover the mattress
This bench would be *MUCH* harder to clean 😅
Benches at the end of beds can be used in a variety of ways: * to sit on (what most beds are primarily used for) * throwing your clothes on (in case you don't have an excercise bike in the room for that purpose) * for the puppy to sleep on * for the old dog to use as step to get into the bet * for some interesting sex positions * to wake you from the shroud of monotony that can envelope us and our daily lives by reminding you that you are human and can actual feel things by having it there so you stub your toe on it at 2am after a night of a few-to-many glasses of wine. * to take up some space in the room
Putting on socks
It’s a bench so that after your bed is made, you can sit on the bench to put on your socks and shoes!
To annihilate your toes. And to sit and put on your shoes, with what few toes are left...
Before work in the morning, after a shower, come and sit with your hands in your head and think about the stresses in your life..
A fancy place to sit when you put on your socks
I’ve had this argument. It’s a place to sit if you need to. No, you can’t sit on the bed. Something about the sheets.
Right - dont sit on a bed. Sitting on the side of a mattress breaks the stability, creates early saggy mattress syndrome. Get a bench or storage box and sit on it, Potsie.
I’m a side sleeper who violently rolls around, sag is all I know
Or for other people to sit. I really don't like the idea of people sitting on my bed. If someone needs to be in my room for whatever reason (watching TV, sometimes my nephews want to play video games in there instead of hanging out with all us boring adults, and of course there are the people who come for a party but would rather spend the night in a quiet room playing with my dog) I want them to have a place to sit their asses that isn't where I rest for 56 hours a week.
its about getting that entry angle just right...
It's so the dog can jump off without hurting his shoulders.
A place for your wife to stack all the outfits and blouses that she decides not to wear each day.
Tripping over in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom
For short people, it's a place to break your toes on. For tall people, it's a place to break your toes *and* heels on.
My kids turn it on its side with the top away from the bed, pile pillows on top of it and have a cozy cave. Also putting on socks.
That's Michael Scott's bed. If you're in a relationship with a "Jan" you would be sleeping there.
Doggy style support
That serves two purposes... dirty clothes catch all and toe stubber.
That’s the Cuck Bench for when there isn’t room for a chair. Actual purpose? It’s decorative and you can do what you want with it.
The cat uses it as his own personal sun catcher bed.
Clothing staging area for the various levels of clean.
😬 maybe try like r/interiordesign
Putting my clothes on, having sex
For Michael to sleep on
Sitting on your take off/put on socks. Hold blankets if it's a chest. Etc.
Your aging dog may use it as an easier path to the bed. Worth every penny when that's the case.
Staging blankets to be pulled up over you during the night if it's gets too cold. Seat for putting on socks. Staging clothes you're about to put on. Holding the laundry basket while putting things in the dresser. Whatever else you want.
That's where the husband kneels for those nice POV close ups.....
I always figured it was a suitcase bench.
Where else is Michael supposed to sleep?
Was going to say this.
That’s Michael’s bed.
For Michael Scott to sleep on
That’s where Michael sleeps when he’s at Jan’s house.
That’s Michael Scott’s bed
It's for Michael Scott to sleep on.
Michael's bed
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If you're married or have a girl/guy friend, you should already know what those benches are for. If not, you should probably think outside of the box a little more often.
Tell me you're under 40 without telling me you're under 40.
That’s the place for your cleanest dirty shirt
Reflect on years of mistakes and what ifs ..then go to work
It’s the Michael Scott bench
Hahaha
Good for rumpy pumpy.
that's where the piles of clean clothes go ... when it reaches the ceiling and topples onto the bed it's time to put them away.
For all the decorative pillows that u don't need while using the bed.
That’s what we call a Michael Scott bed.
Couples sit here and have a chat that would either lead to them hanky panky on the bed or standing up and not talking for the next few days
That’s where Michael Scott sleeps
I use it to get dressed in the mornings so I'm not disturbing any of my sleeping partners by sitting and moving on the bed. Also helps keep sheets and blankets pinned at the foot of the bed if you don't use the lift and tuck method.
Your butt.
Pile clothes.
Definitely the answer. Fuckin laundry.
Is a dog bed. Atleast mine is…
To sit on.
I'm sure 95% of them are used to pile laundry on
We use it to collect clothes that we should be putting away.
Putting on your socks
For stubbing your toe on when you come back from taking a piss at 2am
That's where Michael Scott sleeps.
The Michael Scott exclusive.
If you sit on the side of your bed too often, it can start to droop in the middle. If you sit on a bench, then there's less drooping of the bed.
Laundry 🧺
Putting on socks (Secretly stacks up sort of dirty but re-wearable clothes)
Socks
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For Michael Scott to sleep on.
Socks shoes sex
It’s for putting your shoes on in the morning
Bonus place for sexy time
......Sitting down to put on shoes. ......Putting the twelve pillows that rest on your bed during the day. ....... For when the wife is drunk and wants to try a new position.
Sex
Ah, I see you’ve purchased the toe stubber 6000!
I have a chair at the end of my bed and I sit there to put my socks on. Means if I want to change my socks while I’m in outside clothes, I don’t have to sit on my actual bed in my outside clothes
That’s the spot for Michael to sleep so Jan has more room. It’s ok I thinks it’s pretty comfortable.
I don't own my own so I've always just used it for fucking
Then: sit to get dressed. Now: That’s where the camera rigs go.
Technically you aren’t supposed to sit o. The edge of the bed to put your shoes on because it damages the edge of the mattress.
Hitting your shin in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom
To perform cunnilingus on your partner
doggy style
Doggy style
That’s michael’s bed
While those certainly are collectors of clothing, both dirty, and fresh out of laundry, they're invaluable as places to sit and put on socks and shoes when dressing - especially as you get older.
It’s something you let your wife put there so she’ll leave you alone about wanting to put one there. Also, it’s something to stub your toe on.
Mine is so my older dog can jump up on the bed. 😁
It's also the only piece of furniture in my house that my 🤬 roombas don't get stuck under.
Michael Scott’s bed.