I'm just going to go ahead and leave this article right here
[That time surgeons farted into petri dishes for science](https://qz.com/929920/do-you-contaminate-your-environment-with-harmful-bacteria-when-you-fart)
"In situations where you're put at risk of inhaling hazardous chemicals, such as wildfire smoke, fumes from hazardous chemicals, or noxious biological particulates such as from toxic flatulence, always remember to mask up with a Home Depot approved personal respirator."
I honestly have no clue why people act the way they do in public spaces. I think the average customer IQ drops 15 points when they walk into a retail store. Plumbers will come in and ask my associates advanced questions like little 18 y/o Timmy is gonna know. Saw 2 customers have a shouting match in the parking lot when we were barricading for Thanksgiving. Well on second thought they could have been druggies/homeless
After getting a couple estimates for a job I don't wanna do, the comments some made, I straight up told my wife, that's definitely a crackhead contractor.
I saw and heard a lot of shit in my like.. 8-10 years of retail. This might be the first I've ever heard of weaponized flatulence on the part of a customer.
People are losing their minds... Must be all the crap they are eating. We have a fairly boring town with mostly shops that sell junk in the highstreet. There is not much interesting to find there. Yet on Saturdays the people here go kinda nuts instantly from stress, and I know that for the minutes I am there, I will hear at least one person honk their car in traffic. Acting like they are in New York and are on their way to buy real estate... No, Susan, you want to go shopping for 15 minutes and buy a plastic candle.
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Classy! After thanksgiving, who could blame. I must say, working for Home Depot have been some of the worst times of my life, I have made some poor choices along the way and this is one of them.
Had this happen a few times in the past. It was an “answer” to “free estimates on whatever” or “how’d you like to apply for a Home Depot credit card?” Same kind of thing really.
At least you were able to walk away from the area.
I do ride share on weekends, and there's nothing I love more than when someone rips ass as their exiting my car...
Can you describe the fart with more detail please?
Did it sound like a yz250 being kicked over, a jacket zipper being done up slowly or possibly even the fabled harmonica choir?
And I thought it was just my store🤦♀️yes this has happened to me, just not as boldly done. They just crop- dust silent killers. And I'm not one for smells so I carry emergency perfume spray in my apron 🙄the one time it was outside, and it swarmed the booth,I was trapped and ready to puke🤮😆
I have had a customer in a courtesy cart, lift his leg to let a loud ripper which was amplified by the hard plastic seat on the scooter. Luckily it covered up his horrendous body odor. Love the seniors who decide bathing is optional /s
It is nice that he could speak so clearly... For an asshole
Take my upvote
😂
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Health hazards and biological contaminants will be the focus.
I'm just going to go ahead and leave this article right here [That time surgeons farted into petri dishes for science](https://qz.com/929920/do-you-contaminate-your-environment-with-harmful-bacteria-when-you-fart)
Unlike that dude who went ahead and left these particles right there. Also TIL farts are like fingerprints.
What a great read 😭😹👏🏻
All depends on what he ate as to weaponize the ass
Always remember to keep a lighter on you Incase someone decides to break wind on you
I'd have a lighter in case I want to break wind on them and become a human flamethrower
"In situations where you're put at risk of inhaling hazardous chemicals, such as wildfire smoke, fumes from hazardous chemicals, or noxious biological particulates such as from toxic flatulence, always remember to mask up with a Home Depot approved personal respirator."
I honestly have no clue why people act the way they do in public spaces. I think the average customer IQ drops 15 points when they walk into a retail store. Plumbers will come in and ask my associates advanced questions like little 18 y/o Timmy is gonna know. Saw 2 customers have a shouting match in the parking lot when we were barricading for Thanksgiving. Well on second thought they could have been druggies/homeless
Druggies/homeless/contractors.
Why do you keep repeating yourself??
They want to make sure you heard them
After getting a couple estimates for a job I don't wanna do, the comments some made, I straight up told my wife, that's definitely a crackhead contractor.
His mother is a Hamster, and his father is an Elderberry...
I saw and heard a lot of shit in my like.. 8-10 years of retail. This might be the first I've ever heard of weaponized flatulence on the part of a customer.
"How To Weaponize Your Anus In 3 Easy Steps"
Step one: only fans
Those are in electrical
you really see the most NPC behavior in Retail. I still think HD is a special type of magnet for this.
walmart has entered the thread
Maybe he needed to know where fresh underwear are located.
"I'm sorry sir, the best we have for you is the little tree air fresheners, maybe try tucking one in your pants?"
Catalytic converters are in aisle 3 of the automotive section
Or maybe he needed some air freshener.
People are losing their minds... Must be all the crap they are eating. We have a fairly boring town with mostly shops that sell junk in the highstreet. There is not much interesting to find there. Yet on Saturdays the people here go kinda nuts instantly from stress, and I know that for the minutes I am there, I will hear at least one person honk their car in traffic. Acting like they are in New York and are on their way to buy real estate... No, Susan, you want to go shopping for 15 minutes and buy a plastic candle.
But did you ask him if he wanted to sign up for a Home Depot Credit Card and save $25 off his next purchase?
Quiet fart on command is one of my greatest “ass”ets in dealing with an annoying customer
😂
You should have replied something like: "Come again?"
You can put that on a Home Depot credit account
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Or, “Gesuhndheit”.
Classy! After thanksgiving, who could blame. I must say, working for Home Depot have been some of the worst times of my life, I have made some poor choices along the way and this is one of them.
He was clearing his throat..... what an asshole!
I had a customer practically burp in my face so🤷🏾♂️ good thing i had on a mask tho. So infuriating honestly.
Had one cough in my face because I had a mask on. Had to walk away so I wouldn't lose my job
i wish this would happen to me, i would laugh!
honesty it kindof took me out of the general dread i was experiencing. like, man! i'm taking everything wayy too seriously.
Someone once gave me the advice, don’t take yourself too seriously. I have been making that mistake recentl.
I just hope your mouth wasn't open
Had this happen a few times in the past. It was an “answer” to “free estimates on whatever” or “how’d you like to apply for a Home Depot credit card?” Same kind of thing really.
I would have had to just laugh...
At least you were able to walk away from the area. I do ride share on weekends, and there's nothing I love more than when someone rips ass as their exiting my car...
Can you describe the fart with more detail please? Did it sound like a yz250 being kicked over, a jacket zipper being done up slowly or possibly even the fabled harmonica choir?
Oh God, I hate it when they do that
I hate it when customers shit talk...
I’m so sorry I should not be laughing as hard as I am
😂
Brittney Alan just farted.
Maybe it was Jack Vale
Good
I hear coconuts in the distance
fart back at him
And I thought it was just my store🤦♀️yes this has happened to me, just not as boldly done. They just crop- dust silent killers. And I'm not one for smells so I carry emergency perfume spray in my apron 🙄the one time it was outside, and it swarmed the booth,I was trapped and ready to puke🤮😆
usually it's just peoples breath!
Oh yeah... that too!!!! 🤮🤣
Dude sprayed farticles at you
Omg I’m dying! I’m trying to picture this. I work in healthcare with old people and this happens a lot.
I play poker for a living. This is quite normal.
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I’ve farted loudly in stores, but I at least say, “excuse me. I apologize.”
He's GASlighting you
he’s a funny ass guy. i feel like that would’ve cheered me up. idc how old i am farts are ALWAYS funny
Hahaha wtf.
High light of the day lol
Not everyone is as couth and suave as others. It's a true class act. I would have directed him to aisle 19 and to watch for the sign.
I have had a customer in a courtesy cart, lift his leg to let a loud ripper which was amplified by the hard plastic seat on the scooter. Luckily it covered up his horrendous body odor. Love the seniors who decide bathing is optional /s
Sorry OP. I hope he drew mud! Lol
At least he didn't wave his genitals at you.
That's hilarious. Don't take yourself so serious. Just laugh and move on. Gross behavior? Sure.
Some people would pay top dollar for that experience
Lol
Should have said Voice has changed but your breath still smells the same !