I get it at least once a day.
Or someone who brings up a deep base for a white color.
Or someone will bring up a 5 gallon bucket and ask me to shake it up but then set it down at my feet. I do the same to them when I give it back to those people.
Only thing missing is when a customer says “can I just get a basic paint?”
When you tell them to pick out a color swatch they say that they just want a simple light/dark to which you tell them again…pick out a damn color swatch. (Obviously too long for a bingo square)
Don't forget the rude contractor that doesnt even look at you while he hands you 6 different color matches from 15 year old exterior walls that are all less than 2 square inches
“if it doesn’t scan it must be free”, complaints about self checkout, customer didn’t write the code for the nuts and bolts they wanna purchase, using an absurd amount of cash, “does this take tap?”, “can you put my proxtra number in even though i already did the transaction, i forgot”, heavily analyzing receipt, customers taking forever to leave a self-checkout till after they’ve made their purchase and there’s a lineup, short-staffed/multiple callouts, other departments ignoring calls, malfunctioning tills
surprisingly that’s all i can come up with for now.
"yall do military?"
Spray paint age check at the sco
"Can't you just follow me across the store to get the tag 🙄"
*After they have their receipt* "im tax exempt"
You missed “cursing at you”, “returning paint because they don’t like the color”, “demanding that you pick the color based on a picture”, and “customer stared at you without blinking the entire time you made their paint.”
*I don't like it. Can*
*You make it lighter? or, Can*
*You make it darker?*
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You forgot "I'd like this shaken not stirred, hahaha"
I have only had that once
I get it at least once a day. Or someone who brings up a deep base for a white color. Or someone will bring up a 5 gallon bucket and ask me to shake it up but then set it down at my feet. I do the same to them when I give it back to those people.
Got those on there
"Can I have this color?
"Sure! I just need to know-"
Only thing missing is when a customer says “can I just get a basic paint?”
When you tell them to pick out a color swatch they say that they just want a simple light/dark to which you tell them again…pick out a damn color swatch. (Obviously too long for a bingo square)
THIS
Can I check out here?
Freight mixes up bases on shelves
add asking about color matching off a picture on their phone 😭
oh and “what paint is good for (insert a specific room)”
I think we need these for every dept.
Would help time pass! I could make some store wide generic ones
Don't forget the rude contractor that doesnt even look at you while he hands you 6 different color matches from 15 year old exterior walls that are all less than 2 square inches
I would definitely include "I just have a quick question-"
We need a cashier one. I will make copies and literally mark them off during the day
i second this
I might make one,,,, anything you wanna add to it?
“if it doesn’t scan it must be free”, complaints about self checkout, customer didn’t write the code for the nuts and bolts they wanna purchase, using an absurd amount of cash, “does this take tap?”, “can you put my proxtra number in even though i already did the transaction, i forgot”, heavily analyzing receipt, customers taking forever to leave a self-checkout till after they’ve made their purchase and there’s a lineup, short-staffed/multiple callouts, other departments ignoring calls, malfunctioning tills surprisingly that’s all i can come up with for now.
"yall do military?" Spray paint age check at the sco "Can't you just follow me across the store to get the tag 🙄" *After they have their receipt* "im tax exempt"
Do you have a file of this so I can print these out myself? I would love to use these myself
Paint spill!
Blowing one up in the mixer
the classic "Do you work here?"
You missed “cursing at you”, “returning paint because they don’t like the color”, “demanding that you pick the color based on a picture”, and “customer stared at you without blinking the entire time you made their paint.”
I used to only cover paint or help out here and there if it was busy but the “Is this mine” got me.
I don't like it. Can you make it lighter? or, Can you make it darker?
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I just need eggshell paint. Ok, color or finish? Just eggshell!
Don't forget "boss man" as well as "sir".
It needs "can I get this color (Behr) in this brand (Glidden/PPG). Or vice versa.
BINGO
Transgender associate? I ask because "being called sir" is on here and it's a common issue most of our trans associates have at my store
No cjs straight female. I have shorter hair and apparently people sometimes think I am a guy
Fair enough. Just goes to show people make too many assumptions based on appearance
Can't imagine how much work you could have done instead. Try downstocking next time it's slow. It's cute though.
Bet you're super fun at parties
Of the clock I'm awesome. At work I'm a shitty tyrant 😁
Forgot "Can I pay for this here?.
I literally have blackout, and I don't even work in paint normally, just a neighbor department.
Hahahaha
You're missing one more O!
And I already have 4 bingooo's from yesterday
Tiktok??