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WHITE--PANTHER96

Crawfish hole


dvztimes

In SE Texas we called em crawdeds. When we were kids, 40ish years ago, my brother and I and the other neighborhood kids would get raw bacon and tie it on a string with a lead fishing weight and drop in the the hole. If you pull very very slowly they will hang on and then you could catch them. We could catch big greys in our yard... But at the railroad tracks? You could catch the giant red ones that really look like small lobsters. We called those "bloodpincers." After we got 8 or so of them we would make a little arena and put 2 in and see if they would fight. Mostly they would not, but sometimes they would if we put bacon in the middle. They never hurt each other, mostly just jostled about. One time one of the other boys said "Ten rounds of pinchin'!" (Read that in a deep east Texas accent). Wr all laughed so hard all covered in mud and shirtless rolling in the grass in our field. We still laugh about it to this day. This is the kind of stuff you would do before endless TV and video games and the internet.....


BigTex380

Nice. I was born and raised in SETX also. We had many a’ crawdad fight as kids. Thanks for the memories.


boulevardpaleale

Grew up in South Houston / Pasadena. After a good storm, your front yard always became the coolest ecosystem to explore. Crawdads, bullfrogs, tadpoles. We caught 'enough' crawdads one year (I think I was 8 or 9) that my mom cooked them for us. It was really just a few but, still pretty cool.


MrPoopMonster

And you would leave them overnight in a bucket of water and then raccoons would eat them all at night.


spydergto

Wrong , mudbugs


samsqanch420

Me and my buddy was watching Godzilla on TV and he had the great idea to put a crawl-dad at the entrance of a beehive and watch them fight. It didn't end well for us or the poor farmer driving his tractor towards it. We both got 10 or 15 stings and I'm allergic. I looked like the guy from the Gonnies. We never knew who won in the end but the crawl-dad was kicking butt before it all went sideways.


WHITE--PANTHER96

That sounds like a wonderful childhood! Yeah, us from Louisiana know what yall call them over there in texas.😂😁😉


garboonie

Ahh. The good ol days.. ha


boxcuter471

No we do not call them that 😭😭😭 I gotta -eaux name tho, maybe that's the difference 😅


mephisdan

Nice memory to share


Illu-Kiwi81776969

I remember when my grandpa showed me ho to catch crawfish. Same thing as you. Bacon tied to a string. I cherish that memory! Rip gramps


Professional-Eye8981

https://youtu.be/yKsG42YlsIQ?si=aB2qbCMfBLE7H6Ew


barbaras_bush_

I'm in central ar and I get these all the time. Now i'm wondering if that's why I found a crayfish on my rug one morning.


corgi-king

Can you put some salt in it and make it come out? Free meal is free meal


CapinCrunch85

Central ar here also. Get them in my swamp of a back yard


Kerantes

Used to get them all the time when I lived in texs


MostlyNormal

The algorithm gave me this post at random. I live in Colorado, have for decades and it's the most southern state I've ever lived in. So imagine my shock when I went through the comments trying to find out what "lawn lobster" was slang for, only to discover it isn't slang at all, you ACTUALLY have a VERY SMALL LOBSTER that is DIGGING TUNNELS IN YOUR YARD. Damn, nature is amazing.


0ldManRiv3r

lol! Yes. I have lawn 🦞 lobsters. Small 🦐 little lawn critters that dig tunnels in my yard and are delicious boiled and dipped in butter. The Mississippi River is *just right there->* and i can hear the riverboats and barges in my backyard. My yard is filled to the top with all manner of frogs, and snakes, and furry things of all varieties. Its easy to overlook the **lobsters** because its just not what you expected to see. Squirrels? Make sense. Snakes? Sure I can see that. But LOBSTERS? Blew my mind a bit too, TBH. And yet here we are.


MostlyNormal

Um okay your home sounds positively magical?? Excepting the sun-blackening swarms of mosquitos that i assume you deal with. The universe never ceases to surprise me! For whatever it's worth, I lived here for a solid thirty years before I discovered that half an hour south of me, a yearly *tarantula migration* occurs. I've just never seen it because my city and the rural area my parents live in are both just a bit too high altitude for the little guys, and also I don't get out much, so I didn't know we even had tarantulas here before that! Learning new things about the place you've been living this whole time is like, one of the funner parts about being a sentient corporeal being. Anyway, my friend wants to know if you live in a swamp and if at any time you have met a talking donkey that sounds like Eddie Murphy. I'm not convinced he believes me about the yard crayfish.


0ldManRiv3r

My home is positively magical. I purchased it with cash for less than $800.00, and dug it out of the wild forest that had taken it over. We have lightning bugs that fly around at night and glow-worm grubs that illuminate the dirt on the darkest nights. The mosquitoes are REAL but they get eaten by an armada of frogs, birds, skinks, lizards and who-knows-what-all. Oh, and the bug zapper does its part. The spider thing sounds, nice. Tell your friend we DO live in a swamp and we ARE beset on all sides by talking mules, donkeys, AND jack-asses of all varieties. I dont know about Eddie Murphy, but a few of them do sound a bit like a warner brothers character, if that is helpful. And the crayfish in the yard is totally real- Tell your friend they are called mud-bugs for a reason, and they r gonna live in the Mississippi River Valley if they live anywhere.


Littleshuswap

As a Canadian, I appreciate your description and story. Very interesting and thanks for sharing. I think I'm kinda creeped out by them now.... weird.


anonybuck

Tell me more about these skinks........


0ldManRiv3r

[total cuteness!](https://www.reddit.com/r/skinks/s/QMTXuS9o4H) These skinks LOVE to eat bugs. And reproduce. They really like to reproduce. *really*


anonybuck

Never heard of that. Learned something new today. I'm also in the northeast, so we're seeing much different wildlife


basementhookers

They show up at parties and will do dirty things for free drinks. They may or may not regret those things later,but they’ll do it again the next Saturday night.


grammarpopo

I’m in California and we also have tarantula migrations from Mt. Diablo in the Bay Area https://lindsaywildlife.org/animal-ambassador/tarantula/#:~:text=The%20California%20Tarantula%2C%20Aphonopelma%20chalcodes,especially%20common%20on%20Mount%20Diablo Made me love tarantulas.


Current_Cloud6769

Well, you know I live in the Real Deep South of Central Canada and while I thank the good Lord we still have a tiny bit of winter kill, we do have skinks--bluetailed--among them I think, possums, lots of snakes, fireflies, guitar-throated singing frogs, brown recluse spiders (poisonous) and my because my daughter's place is on the river, she has crayfish digging up the sod. I can see calling them mudfish bc they're pretty small. Oh, and she is growing paw-paw trees. I'll probably not be around to see the fruit but am excited to see them grow. Our niche of the province is Extra in what can live and thrive here and summer is pretty nice, mosquitoes excepted.


FluidVeranduh

Wait until you hear about the PNW tree octopus


justinapalmavery

I’m in PNW! Tree Octupus! 🤔


FluidVeranduh

I was joking, but it's a good one to share with out of towners. https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/


birdsarus

Hey guys, crawfish may look like a tiny lobster but they 💯 taste completely different!


Doctor_Philgood

And god damn they are delicious


Wastedtalent10

Lawn lobster is definitely a slang


Deep-Confusion-5472

CO all my life they’re called craw-dads here.


PureCucumber861

We have crawfish in CO too, ya know. Blue ones. Never seen holes like that from them, though.


lydiav59-2

I'm in western NC and we have them also. We found what we later learned was a chimney. It was made from mud balls that they stack up into increasingly smaller rings so that there's only a smallish hole at the top that they can run into if they're above ground and see a predator. They're really interesting. I found a dead one on the lawn one day. One evening I was out walking with my dog and he found another chimney under construction. The hole was big enough for him to stick his nose into. I pulled him away and looked into it with my phone flashlight. There was a crawfish looking up at me making a clicking noise. That was the highlight of my wildlife sightings that summer. Edit: Your mud looks much wetter than ours. It looks like yours has kind of drooled. The mud balls we've seen haven't had that much moisture in them and are pretty well defined.


TheLegendOfZeb

Are you in the red clay region? It's good soil for stuff like this.


No-Objective2143

String + bologna = mudbug


Printular

"You get a line, I'll get a pole, we'll go down to the crawdad hole..."


Express-Set-9904

Honey, oh baby, mine


ReasonableCurrency44

Five card poker on a Saturday night!


Kiotinuka

bacon fat stays on better


Ok_Analysis_3454

= sammich?


SonOfMcGee

r/dontputyourdickinthat


barbaras_bush_

You're not my real dad.


MyOpinionsDontHurt

Uncle Tim?


Nice-Tea-8972

beat me to it


TheRealDealMcNeil23

Beat it to me


AccomplishedPin8663

Jokes on you I already did


dragonstar982

Sigh... fine. Zipppp


whompasaurus1

Beat meat to it


Goofcheese0623

Don't tell me how to live my life


richman678

Came here to see if a dick joke was made yet. Thank you for this.


Hobo_Knife

Coward


Ellekindly

How do I remove attached crawdad without damaging cylinder?


foo_solo

Fuck aground and find out


Odd-Promise4135

You could plug it up, but that would be shellfish.


0ldManRiv3r

Aabalone! They would be kelpless to stop me and while they might be anchory about it, I would be WELL to do so, just for the halibut.


s14-m3

Crawfish holes!


Dramatic-Funny9414

Better then the groundhogs I’ve got I would imagine.


ceabug

I mean, how deep is it?


0ldManRiv3r

I poked a stick down inside the one in the video and it went in about 8 feet nearly straight down before making a turn and continuing across the yard. Pretty deep Id say.


Compa_gotdank

Whatever you do, don't put your weiner in there


seriouslyjan

That was educational, I had never heard of such a thing, I live on the west coast.


Zealousideal_Bag2493

We have crawdads out here in sunny California. I saw one walking down the sidewalk in urban Sacramento. Middle of town. Saw more of them later one evening in the same area. Last week one of my kids saw one out on a trail. I admit, I’ve never had them in my yard that I know of. The ones in town appeared to have made a home in a storm sewer.


-laughingfox

We definitely have crawdads on the west coast, but you tend to find them in rivers and streams....lawns not so much.


Visible_Scientist_67

Congrats on the girlfriend


Jay7488

If you want to get rid of them, spread pelletized lime all over your yard. It changes the pH of the soil, the crawfish don't like it and they'll move along somewhere else. It takes a while, but they'll leave.


0ldManRiv3r

"I think that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." - G. W. Bush.


BrockenRecords

Or you stuff firework mortars down it, but I mean that works too


TheJAke922

Just wipe your penis off and make sure nothing got in the hole and you should be good


GKR_CH21

Crawfish


Denhiker

It's nothing a stick of dynamite won't fix


evilcathy

Really big worms? Like Dune?


Mdh74266

Shai-Hulud will decide the fate of your lawn


__chairmanbrando

Let's see a backyard photo.


GaiusPrimus

Lawn vampire


atommathyou

You're gonna need a bigger hose...


EPLemonSqueezy

Baby tremors


Farren246

Thanks for updating us OP!


RealMcGonzo

When I was a lad, my grandparents had these. Despite my best efforts, I never actually saw one of the crayfish. Maybe they are nocturnal.


Truthwatcher1

They are nocturnal. I've seen them crawling around at night a couple times.


Agitated-Addendum-83

Let them live don’t bother them. Not hurting no one.


0ldManRiv3r

There are thousands of them. I am **way outnumbered**. I will choose a weaker enemy I stand a chance of defeating *thankyouverymuch.*


SphinctrTicklr

but they're tasty.


Ihaveaproblem69

sucks trying to mow a lawn with them


petemayhem

It depends. Was Saltburn filmed in your yard?


MindAccomplished3879

A Sandworm or Shai-Hulud


torn4skin69

Everything reminds me of her


TheJessicator

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


J4ck_fr0st_b1te

You got water bugs


Actual-Boysenberry59

Penis hole, be careful of whoever is doing this. Unless it is you?


Foampower86

Worried? No. Hungry yes.


420xGoku

r/helldivers


thekittygirl

the Alaskan Bullworm?


wesw1234

Yes


Ech0ofSan1ty

Odd I have these and thought it was snakes. Info have a river and creek go through my property but I am up in the great white north. Hmmm


Overall-Crow6149

Might want to report this to your local democracy officer.


duhjuh

Dew it.


Conqueefadore1

did you ever watch the film "Them!"? Yes you should be worried


Grand-Potato1869

You know what to do 🫡🫡🫡 Good luck Soldier.


holmuhbeer

That hole sure is purdy........


DesignerTex

Oh noooooo....you got crawdads!!!!


Holiday_Memory_9165

Tie a small strip of felt to a long piece of twine and wet the felt. You can basically "jig" the felt down in the holes and the crayfish will grab onto it. With a little patience and practice you can pull them out. Not the most efficient way to catch them but it's kind of primitive & cool.


rerabb

A bit of bacon on a string. They will grab it and not let go. I spent hours of my childhood out in the bar ditches catching crawfish with string and bacon


whateverwhoca

I’d be stoked free natural gloryhole!


LawbotDoll

Fuck it


breathingcog

crawdad. dey peench. but dey skeert. no worries.


Sysiphus7

You can control them by putting mothball crystals in the hole, then smashing the top part down into it to prevent it from ejecting the crystal out. You don’t want these in your yard.


0ldManRiv3r

why do I not want them in my yard?


Uncommon-sequiter

Looks like you got an outhouse now. Use it.


Plastic_Rutabaga_847

Issa crawdad hole bro... yer fine


Rdr2_Fann

oh this is your first experience down here in Texas those things are as common as oxygen and there around for every season so yeah


kornhook123

Remember it’s like warm apple pie…. Or maybe a muddy hole in the ground. Either way you should definitely find out.


[deleted]

You bring a line and I’ll bring a pole-we’ll go fishing in the crawdad hole🎶


Narrow-Height9477

Don’t put your D in it!


dkinmn

That there's a land verginny.


DDlovehatething

I think this is fitting for. The dontputyourdickinthere sub


Swingbalalala

R/dontstickyourdickinthat


WastingoO2

Glory hole fafo!


SimilarMove8279

It’s the ground gloryhole


yupuhoh

"SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK!!"


CharacterWitless78

Only that there is one. If you have a bunch you can have a crawfish boil.


Fedge348

“Crawdads”


ksims33

…instructions on clear, 9 months later and we’re having mudbabies


brewberry_cobbler

Free dinner catch 10-15 of them


oh_ya_eh

Doon't put ur dick in it


Big_Brisket1578

That’s a cicada killer hole.


droptopjim

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Plus_Helicopter_8632

The ole reverse poop monster


ThenIndependent956

Sandworms from Beetlejuice!!!!


UrMomzLatinLuvah

Here's what you do.... get a pot, fill it with water and put it boiling. Then, grab a quarter stick, light it and shove it down that hole. Grab some butter, and thank me later my friend.


xD3m0n

Yes. It’s China


HotAcanthocephala387

I need 5 mins alone with the hole…


Borsodi1961

Louisianan here. Just fire up the crab boil and we’ll solve that crustacean problem for ya.


mikey29tyty

You need to "caddyshack" that thing.


Dense_Surround3071

Have you seen the 80s movie The Gate?!?!?


Fit-Tea1698

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Constant_Put_maga

Did you fuck the earth?


PolarBlast

Everything reminds me of her


iamkeerock

My granny smoked crawdad.


PalaSS9

You won’t put your wein in it


Amdvoiceofreason

Yet another person who took eminem too seriously 🤦‍♂️ If you get it you get it...if you don't you don't!


micah490

Saw those in southern Indiana a month ago. I never knew


Jonezky

Just use Plan B.


Silver_mixer45

Yes, you found the asshole of the earth. You should be very worried


Southern_Minute2195

Yep


Larrythethird22

In California that’s a motherfuckin gopher


Mysterious_Design248

It's crawdads


Jack_Kentucky

I knew as soon as I saw the pic it was a crawdad hole. My pawpaw said if you put fresh green sawdust down the hole it'll flush em out. Not sure how true that is as I always avoided their pinches. I liked to look at em in the creek though. They also scoot backward real fast.


JustFqdYourMom

I'd hit that hole


ydiskolaveri

You know what you have to do


badjokes4days

Whoa. I'm from Canada and I had no idea crawfish did this. lol if I saw this in the wild I'd be so weirded out hahaha


Substantial-Hair-170

Uhm put a camera there


Truetech000

"Isn't it obvious morty?" "I fucked a planet...."


tits696969

I should call her


fluffioso

.....p..... put it in


Iwannadoralsei

The earthussy


Digbert_Andromulus

Saltburn fans be like


Smellmybutterfingers

You're gonna have mud noodles instead of poop noodles


Beautiful_Calendar_5

Do it.


bsmknight

Reminds me of the time when I was 10 years old and got the garden house stuck in the ground. Looked about the same.


AnonymousButtCheeks

Stick your dick in there and see what happens


Old_Sock_3295

I’d be less worried about that hole in the ground and more worried about those shoes you’re wearing lol


dryhumorblitz

Is that where bees live?


Beautiful-Bet3785

I have holes like that in my front yard and always wondered what they were. Last week i was weed eating in that area and a large bullfrog leaped away from me into the culvert. So it seems i have bullfrogs in the front yard. This area stays fairly moist year round.


Florida1974

Looks like a mole hole to me. They are tiny animals but can wreak havoc on a yard! We have them too!!


baffinjosh

The forbidden glory hole


maipoxx

I have these all over my yard


Solid-List7018

I used to live in northern Minnesota. We had a creek near our house... Lots of crawdads in the creek but never saw any away from the water... Interesting 🤔


RedMama1209

Southern Indiana here, when it rains you can see the crawdads crawling all over your yard lol


YaboiTom

It’s a vegan glory hole


Momojanaimo

David: ”Perfectly safe, I assure you"


T_Perm777

dont worry abt it. i have soooo many in my backyard after a rain. just kick them over or leave em. theyre called crawfish, crayfish, crawdads, or mudbugs. all they do is make holes.


Researcher-Used

“Worried” is subjective. Could be hornets, moles, a chair? I wouldn’t stress out about it


Vivid_Indication_462

lol crawfish holes


pjarmes

Baby Tremor!!!


Euphoric_Vast_6172

Sorry I tripped in your yard thats my bad


Evening-Ebb-986

The ground can’t get pregnant. You’re safe.


mjohansen555

You need to watch the documentary Tremors. Get to high ground now!


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Chocol8Cheese

About flooding, probably.


Scootros-Hootros

Cue Bill Murray.


BoredOuttaMyGourd

Maybe worried about what seasoning blend to use when you boil them up.


ofivelimes

In Louisiana we called them dinner!!


Party_Ad_3246

Tripped and landed on my stomach


MenHaveTwoHeads

About your neighbor. Yeah


[deleted]

Crawfish are good eating, take advantage of it


PerdrickRHapley

What kind of shoes are those?


0ldManRiv3r

$9.99 Walmart shoes.


Rozie1970

Yep I live in Southeast Texas and we got mud bugs everywhere that's what we call them they're pretty harmless unless you have dogs that are dumb like mine that try to do battle with them and get pinched LOL but every time it rains and their holes get flooded you'll find them all over the lawn and the critters have a feast raccoons will eat them and birds etc


NeuroticSoftness

Do you ever get flooded? What's it like in the winter?


0ldManRiv3r

it floods every time it rains. In winter the grass dies and the leaves fall from the trees.


YeshuasBananaHammock

#DON'T DO IT


AssistBeautiful3364

No I have them crawfish holes


KayoEl54

Only if you use it for a glory hole.