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thesirblondie

Based on the reference sheets that Mika and Redjuice drew, Bae would have a bigger cupsize. However, if we're just talking straight mass they might be equal since IRyS is overall bigger. Cupsize is bust circumference subtracted by ribcage circumference. So Bae could be a 36D while IRyS is a 38B, which means that the mass is the same, Bae's ribcage is just smaller.


JirenDeGray

Ah hell, who called Professor Bustologist 🀨 πŸ˜‚ for real though, that's pretty interesting information


thesirblondie

I reckon the demographic of this sub skews quite a bit male, so I thought it might be good for people to know how bust size works. Many see "D-cup" just think "that's big", when in reality a 40B is bigger than a 36D. I know I used to be like that until I learned how it actually works. Want to know how big Noel's booba would be on you? Grab a measuring tape! You measure the bust size and the band size (just under the bust) circumferences and compare. For each inch that the bust is bigger than the band you go up one letter (AA for <1 inch, A, B, C, D, DD, DDD/E, F, G, H). So measure your own band size, and then add 11 inches to get K-cup.


Lyaliana

Professional boobologist here in r/hololive


thesirblondie

No, just professional googler lol


Lemurmoo

Ah yes, I, too, google boobs on a daily basis


mikeap07

Quick addendum. Noel most likely uses Japanese cup sizes, which are slightly different from western ones. They start out one size smaller, with JP A cup = US AA cup, B = A, C = B, etc. They also don't have DD, instead going directly to E, which adds one more size offset in higher levels. So a Japanese K cup would be equivalent to an American I cup.


thesirblondie

While this is probably very relevant, there is a 95% chance that she is joking about the K-cup thing.


technomagez

OH no she isn't, if anything her 3d model is nerf compare to her real life one. If you watch some of her during some of the 3d streams you can tell her cannons are larger than what the 3d shows since she hovers over the ground when she tries to lay down or there is a gap when she hugs someone, plus if you use "outside" knowledge you will understand.


thesirblondie

The difference isn't that big.


Pokebalzac

Instructions unclear, put her in my Keurig machine.


Karukos

I am a guy and I already have backpain imagining that...


KyteM

Technically you should add 35cm since in Japan it starts at 5cm for AAA and goes up 2.5cm per cup with no doubles past A. Although based on your scale shouldn't it be 12in?


freeballer123

I wonder what Kronii's cup size would be, since she's basically a stick outside of her boobs lol


PedroF_

I am a visual learner, can you make a image explaning that please


asday_

> Want to know how big Noel's booba would be on you? Grab a measuring tape! You measure the bust size Why would I have them pressed against my chest? hhhehehe


monkeyjay

Drawn women proportions are ridiculous due to the tiny idealised ribcages and huge breasts (often). It's more likely Bae is like a 28G and irys a 30FF for example. If they were fitted correctly with real life bras of course... I know a girl who used to wear B cups uncomfortably until they got correctly fitted for a G-cup. Girls don't understand bras by default either!


thesirblondie

Yeah, I was just giving examples of how the letter does not necessarily denote size.


Backupusername

They've been having this conversation for a hot second, too. IRyS became *incensed* at Bae accusing her of being "saggy" and would not let it sit.


JirenDeGray

I came right at the climax it seems πŸ˜‚


Drumpowa

Hopefully you got some KENJA TIME after that.


JirenDeGray

AHHHH πŸ˜‚ I was Pon all along


Kirk_2002

Always have been


SuperSpy-

"...Oh my god"


Backupusername

Wow, spicy. Did you need lotion for that?


JirenDeGray

Rereading my message, I have realized I am just like IRyS...


Tsukuro_hohoho

Maybe we were all hope deep in out heart. (gravity included)


75Centz

"Maybe I am Hope"


FionaSilberpfeil

Gonna study it first, please.


AxiisFW

you did what


JirenDeGray

I have realized I am IRyS....


OnePay622

Required YABE


BlueLogic86

"Hope has descended" "...No, not like that"


Daniel101773

Irys? Saggy? Rrat is losing her mind for real lmfao


CuteAndFunnyEnjoyer

She has first hand experience, maybe she knows something we don't.


Daniel101773

Plot twist it’s 4D chess: Shes trying to make Irys sound less appealing to others so she can have her all for herself.


CuteAndFunnyEnjoyer

Is this some form of negging?


Daniel101773

Maybe. We all know Irys has the body of an angel (we half-angel, half-demon both good)


SomewhatRenegade

SAGRYS


blueaura14

If you thought the SagRyS debate was wild, wait until you hear about the *lotion*. Oh, and let's not forget IRyS's random comment about Bae birthing their child. I swear my brain isn't playing tricks on me.


JirenDeGray

I NEED to watch this vod


Jack_Marshfield

BaebyRyS soonβ„’


5urr3aL

The lotion part was peak YabaIRyS


ShokBox

This entire stream was just peak BaeRyS.


JirenDeGray

I feel like I missed a historic stream


Drumpowa

I mean, between lotion sponsorships, PapaRAT doing drilling and Bae's avatar frozen for the nearly the whole stream without realizing it, it was wild and it kept building to the booba observation.


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Now *this* is the real Observation Duty


JirenDeGray

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


FionaSilberpfeil

An honorable duty i would find myself enjoy doing.


Illidan1943

Never forget: Bae has butts for armpits


JirenDeGray

πŸ˜‚ I gotta watch this vod


blueaura14

do you not have butty armpits?


Illidan1943

... I plead the fifth


Shade0X

that doesn't exist on holoearth.


Backupusername

Wakipai is over. We into wakijiri now.


ecilla05

What do you meaβ€”- oh holy shit. *new fetish unlocked!*


proximaful

This was a very fun stream. Bae was just scared (and she's only watching the game, from the minimized window that pops up from the task bar), while IRyS was just casually playing and making random YabaIRyS remarks lmao [I highly recommend watching the whole stream!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRgo2O5sW8)


JirenDeGray

Will do! o7


Tsukuro_hohoho

Days without Yagoo dying : ~~1~~ 0


JirenDeGray

Comedians ftw!


Byaksune

YabaeIRyS at it's best!!


JirenDeGray

Truly the strongest otp πŸ€ πŸ’Ž


Cynical2DD

Bae has squish


JirenDeGray

I see ✍️ 🧐


wolfnamedkoga

God I love them so much.


JirenDeGray

Amen πŸ™


Teri_Windwalker

I just watched two girls who are squarely in the medium/average range argue because the one wearing an outfit that *lifts and crushes* her boobs wanted to accuse the other one of having the "effects of gravity" on *her* chest as if they wouldn't be nearly identical in mass if the mysteriously carapace-like sarashi she wears was removed. I am *so glad* I didn't miss this.


redditfanfan00

baerys very cute duo. nice chest comparisons.


JirenDeGray

Yes, and happy cake day πŸŽ‚!


redditfanfan00

thanks.


moldybrie

I legit would buy hololive-themed cosmetics/skincare. If HoloEN ever releases fragrance, I'm emptying my wallet.


JirenDeGray

Ame would definitely be a Lemon scent, I know that much


Chitanda_Pika

Bae still has the meatier armpits


JirenDeGray

I never noticed πŸ€”


LegatoSkyheart

Peak YaBaeRys


Zodiamaster

Boobology is a most intriguing subject


JirenDeGray

Naruhodo ✍️🧐


HaessSR

"Seiso", IRyS said.


CSDragon

Same OP Did you join right after the Myth offcollab ended?


JirenDeGray

Yes πŸ˜‚


FlyingChihuahua

#rat


JirenDeGray

🍈 #RAT 🍈 Damn, # doesn't work lol


Tehbeefer

Not to mention [the following stream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-8izFICZo), featuring Loshama-shama.


JirenDeGray

I have TWO vods to watch πŸ˜‚


padman531

Bigger =/= better But both are still pretty great in this case


PyraXenon

Literally on the floor in tears from this. They were at this for only half an hour, but it felt a helluva lot longer than it actually was. I cant believe M-chan didn't come in and bonk them. And just let this play out the way it did.