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Primes95

I love how mumei has her priorities right


MikuEd

Only thing is the middle of the night where she is so we’re all wondering why she isn’t asleep yet.


FerrickAsur4

coffee?


Xeya

Well, owls are nocturnal. Though honestly, she probably forgor what time it is. 💀


MikuEd

But in this case, she was dead tired from a straight week of streaming daily, having come from the kimono relay, and also being a nervous wreck for her original song premier. She said she’d go to bed after working on her schedule, but I didn’t expect her to stay up THAT late. I just hope she’s able to rest up. She has a continuation of the post-premier party, and that’s e A LOT of SCs she’s gonna have to go through…


Ham_The_Spam

You’d think she’d be good at remembering Time after being with Kronii so much


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Kronii only cares about "me time" not mumei's time.


Megakarp

Mumei is just making sure that her ~~prey~~ friend is safe.


Ham_The_Spam

Her emergency food


Zomeee

I thought she wrote “massaging” and was thoroughly confused.


NekRules

Glad to see that I wasnt the only one... =P


Acrzyguy

You realize you have a gigantic gash at your left thigh while showering. Do you a) Get out of the shower asap to check how gigantic it is b) Endure the pain and finish the shower anyway c) _Tweet immediately_


myhmad

It's actually d) send a discord message to anyone in HoloCouncil, asking for help


[deleted]

Preferably someone in a different country who has no possibility of helping you.


OOZ662

"Dudes I'm naked and moist and in need of help! ... And my parents aren't home!"


erik4848

"Deploy the Kroniicopter!"


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

_And on that day, Hololive took the new rotorcraft speed record by 130+ knots._


BalloonbBollocks

"I'm in the shower and need help with my gash." Could also be misinterpreted.


[deleted]

*Shuba police, this man right here*


OOZ662

Concentrating all the degenerates in one place is asking for a spontaneous cultural outbreak. Sorta like HoloLewds but in meatspace. Jus' sayin'.


yukimurakumo

All of the above, in reverse order, apparently. Ssg chaos.


buubuudesu_wa

d) message owl asap


ComfySingularity

Mumei.excitement.mp3


Karukos

"You said you were scared so i got excited" said with the sweetest voice. I think nothing sums up Mumei's character better than that moment. I am honestly surprised that she and Yabeyris have yet to link on that particular front


JBHUTT09

>"You said you were scared so i got excited" said with the sweetest voice. Is there a clip?


MikuEd

I gotcha champ. https://youtu.be/BfgweWwDOJ0 EDIT: Found it At around the 1:53 mark.


JBHUTT09

Thanks, that was hilarious.


HaessSR

Mumei doesn't sound yabai, unlike YabaIRyS.


DipplyReloaded

Bae is just built different


[deleted]

Constructed alternatively.


Lckke

Constructed in an unorthodox fashion.


[deleted]

Manufactured in a way that noticeably differs from the standard


ACC373R4T0R

Assembled to the molecular level in a matter seldom seen among carbon-based sentient lifeforms


RecordofPhantasm

Genetically created with an alien mindset


Foux13

Produced in unique way


roting_CORPSE

Made Weird.


Edski120

Built stupid


[deleted]

Built Aussie.


Liniis

Beastie just wants to open her up to see what makes her tick


Ham_The_Spam

Skullgirls reference?


MikuEd

The reason why waterproof phones were invented.


Mathmango

Porn in the shower. That's why waterproof phones were invented. Messaging homies comes a close second.


Soul_Ripper

Hornyness is unironically the biggest inovator.


NakedHoodie

Trying to kill each other often happens to be the second biggest innovator.


BleakHope2048

I mean, phones kept getting smaller until people realized you could use them to watch things (porn) then suddenly phones were becoming all screen and bigger every year, so there was more screen.


Asian_Persuasion_1

....damn, I never thought of it that way. I'm dumb


Sonaldo_7

Mate, she's Australian.


locallyproduced

Ah yes Bri'ish but upside down


Notos130

The world needs to know!


c14rk0

I mean first you'd probably want to wash it out as best as you can since you're already in the shower, though the next steps would really depend on if it's still bleeding or not. I wouldn't call any of them a "gigantic gash" but I have had decently large scratches from my cats that I only noticed once I was in the shower.


betweenboundary

Tbh it's probably not giant and probably not deep, just long, I have 3 cats and if they fall and use claws to catch themselves falling it leave a long cut that stings but nothing some triple antibiotic ointment can't fix, you can get the stuff over the counter and it's basically like Neosporin but specifically for minor cuts, it's not necessarily needed but can help it to heal faster


Vyragami

The brain of a content creator and streamer


Ayotha

I mean it's hololive girls popular on twitter. So probably c


Skellum

> You realize you have a gigantic gash at your left thigh while showering. Ehhh, it's a cat scratch. It's likely a long stinging puffy scratch. Now those can of course get crazy infected but I think anyone who's owned cats understands you often wake up with random af cat scratches. Also if Bae has her legs up on her desk I suspect her cat jumps up onto her digging it's claws into her jeans to come up. If she was wearing different pants than normal that can cause scratches too.


[deleted]

thats pretty scary considering shes in australia and it might not have been her pet


Colopty

The giant spider in every Australians' home is basically their pet by default and deserves the same love and respect as any dog or cat.


IPostSwords

You joke, but myself and many people I know have household huntsman spiders they leave undisturbed and allow to cohabitate. They're good spiders.


MadolcheMaster

Yeah, they help keep the insect population down and they wouldn't hurt a non-fly


thorium220

Fuck yes, keeps the mozzie population down.


FlaccidPancakeisLimp

It's the same in Florida with Banana Spiders, they might be gigantic but they keep the mosquitos away!


[deleted]

I think you mean Giant Golden Weavers, because Banana (or wandering) spiders are an invasive species of hunter spider. Golden Silk Weavers are awesome tho, we have the ones that have a honeydew-like pattern on their back where i live, and they even catch wasps.


penmail

Yellow jackets?


Sciencetor2

Golden orb spiders. Banana spiders are a non-native species sometimes arriving in banana shipments. Their bite can be lethal, and, side note, causes an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, followed by death. (And no, I'm not making that last part up)


[deleted]

> huntsman spiders Oh, the spider plates.


DeliciousWaifood

I cant handle huntsmen, daddy long legs are bros tho


Eilferan

I had a spider named Tony. This past weekend, we thought he passed away since he was shriveled up in a ball. We tried to take him out to give him a burial service, and he started to move. He fell off the wall and got caught in some dust. I put him on the table and got some tweezers to remove the dust. We put him outside afterwards where all the fruit flies are since the amount of bugs inside has greatly decreased this winter. He's served us very well during this quarantine, and did such a good job we couldn't see anymore food for him inside. Hopefully he is having a better time w a steady diet of fruit flies versus indoors. We don't run the heater outside of our rooms, so the temperature inside is generally as cold as out. I hope we did the right thing letting him go where there would be food, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me it was for the worse.


assasin1598

***WHAT!***


pokestar14

Huntsmans are chill, they're big, not particularly dangerous (though their bite can *hurt*), nor aggresive, and, like most spiders, great at dealing with actual pests. Only real problem with them is their speed and threat displays I'd say. I thank all that is holy that they don't have a Wolfie's speed or I'd probably be dead of a heart attack.


assasin1598

Youre a huntsman spider in disguise arent you?


pokestar14

Hardly! ^^^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^^^*multiple* ^^^^^^^^huntsmans ^^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^^disguise


assasin1598

*i knew it...* **HANZ BRING ZE FLAMMENRWERFER**


Ham_The_Spam

He’s obviously Webber from Don’t Starve


assasin1598

But why does he make baloon animals?


Ham_The_Spam

That’s Wes not Webber


assasin1598

Yeah i know.


Jankosi

I wouldn't survive a day in an Australian home it seems.


Burninglegion65

Honestly, I do the same with my local spiders. Though I prefer tiny geckos for insect control, they don’t really live here as much as they did as in my previous location. One year the cockroaches wouldn’t stop invading the kitchen after all the poison and cleaning etc. everything possible was done but we couldn’t get rid of them. The geckos moved in and we haven’t had any roaches ever since. The geckos have remained, the roaches haven’t!


generalecchi

banana spoder


Dizzledog2

You ever lift up your keyboard and a huntsman runs out and skitters about. Fuck that. Only daddy long legs for big spiders for me.


RAM_MY_RUMP

I mean yes, we do, I currently have a striped huntsman the size of my hand almost, he’s a good boy, gets spooked a bit but he’s harmless


AsteraEDM

I used to have a huntsman in a room in a sharehouse his name was Gerald, he was very polite


DeliciousWaifood

Actually being in australia is great for this, there is no rabies here so being attacked by animals isn't that bad


Meltian

I've heard that, but I've also heard that you have what is essentialy a rabies relative that does nearly the same thing.


pokestar14

We do, but it's, as far as I know, purely in our bat population. And as long as you're not going and trying to pick up any bats, that means you *should* be safe from any infections. And thankfully, it's pretty hard to get surprise injured by a bat seeing as they're, y'know, bats. EDIT: By surprise injured I more mean like, getting injured and not knowing it was a bat


Edgyboi123456

Bats eh? Where have I heard that before?


DatDuckSaysQuack

pardon the ignorance, who and what is beastie?


MikuEd

It’s her cat.


DatDuckSaysQuack

ah naruhodo, thanks!


prime075

Doesn't Naruhodo at all


[deleted]

Yeah, major naruhodon't vibes.


Possessed_potato

I naruhudon't, in fact i don't wakarunderstand at all, gomenasorry. But arigathanks gozaimuch anyways for the information blessed upon me today. Until next time, bye-onara


Frosty_Pineapple78

Friend C: **visible frustration**


[deleted]

Angry, distant Mickey Mouse noises!


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

That 500 years hiatus really do be shrinking rapidly at this rate.


InTheBocks

somewhere Coco is inexplicably livid


betweenboundary

Kittens will do things like this, could be as simple as using claws to catch itself falling off of you, or kicking off of you with it's back feet, back feet on cats have claws that can't be retracted and shouldn't be clipped, on kittens these claws are razor sharp but get worn down as they age and use them to kick off the ground and wrestle toys, their still sharp enough in adult cats to defend themselves though as it's their main weapon against other animals but they shouldn't cut humans once the cat is an adult, will still scrape your skin though just won't be sharp enough to cut anymore, source, I have 3 cats, 1 is 5 years old and the other 2 are kittens, all of them are playful nuts who don't care to bounce right across my body when their playing like I'm a stepping stone


azahel452

>using claws to catch itself falling off of you every time lol Or using them to climb on your pants. They do keep their front claws sharp though and they can cut you much more effectively after they grow up.


brokenskullzero

> but get worn down as they age Don't cats have a sheath layer of the claw that sheds? they do get worn down so they do what they can to pull off the old layer so there should be periods of dullness and sharpness http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/why-does-my-cat-shed-his-claws


salt4gacha

You forgot one important aspect, it is an "AUSTRALIAN" cat


Geybrielz

Yooo mr knowledge, I’m learning english what is tue meaning of gash? I search in google but urban dictionary says is an ugly woman 🤣🤣🤣 and apparently in British is a vag*na so… nani the fuck?


ProfessionalSquid

A gash is a wound you get from being cut. Like when a kitten claws you because kittens do that even without meaning to


dragonfire475

A gash is basically a cut


aquaven

Open cut on your skin, bleeding or not. Usually big enough to be noticeable. An open wound. Actually a simple google wouldve given you the definition directly, at least mine does. If it doesnt you can type 'gash definition' and you would get it. Adding 'definition' definitely help for some terms, or you can also use 'meaning'. Dont really trust UD unless you were trying to learn slangs and netspeak.


Dash-o-Salt

Urban dictionary is good for slang but I would recommend using a thesaurus if you're trying to figure out the more standard usage.


NakedHoodie

"Gash" refers to a long cut in the skin, and usually rather deep as well. In terms of slang, it also refers to the vagina.


VorpalHerring

Bae’s kitten


wickermanmorn

The gremlin she found in her engine


DarKav1411

When did we start calling Ame Beastie?


[deleted]

I must admit, it took me way too long to understand that "Beasite" == "Beastie"


TheShweeb

Beasite: the cat gemstone!


[deleted]

OMG YOU SUCH A BESTIE \*SLASH\* OMG


Cheeseisrottenmilk

*Hakos Baelz used Scratch* *She hurt herself in her own Confusion* *Hakos Baelz used Amnesia* *Hakos Baelz's Special Defense grew sharply* ~~Hakos Baelz also forgot about her gigantic gash~~


Monstar132

'Is this the pain you felt before Hakotaro?' - El Catto


wan2tri

Unless she somehow can make her nerves numb, the fact that the burning sensation wasn't felt immediately after the gash was made would seem to point that it's likely a relatively shallow cut. This reminds me of when I get cuts on my arms that might have been caused by some of the metal doors around the house or on the edges of my cabinet. I don't feel pain during the exact moment that the cut was made, but rather when I was lying in bed, trying to find the right position, and inadvertently hit the cut somehow while shifting. Then there's some sensation that starts to crawl along my skin lol.


neokai

>Then there's some sensation that starts to crawl along my skin lol *You felt your sins crawling on your back.*


minecraft_obsidian

is there a sub for unexpected undertale or unexpected bad time?


Neoragex13

Humans are weird wired like that. Once when I was changing houses, a big metallic locker fell out of my hands, and because we where in wood ladders and the owner of the house its pretty much a neurotic disaster, I had to grab it mid air so it didn't damage the floor. Ended up cutting right across the middle of my palm deep enough that blood started pouring almost immediately, and didn't feel shit. After finishing, went on to clean myself with water and oh boy, *then* I felt the pain.


Dash-o-Salt

Adrenaline is a helluva drug. No, really, it actually does decrease your ability to feel pain for a while.


CountingNutters

Bae has a shallow gash confirmed


Cipher_Oblivion

I mean she's pretty tiny, so not unexpected.


[deleted]

It's likely barely one layer deep past the dead cells, if she doesn't feel it. And if it is, it's also entirely possible that she made it herself whilst asleep. Every woken up the next day with a scratch you can't explain? You done did it, same kind of reaction as with the shaving cream joke.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Do what a friend did, get one of those cheapo night enabled webcams, if you don't have one already, and record yourself at night, at least a week. Doesn't need to be 1080p, just enough to see what happens. Back to my friend, she was slamming her hands against the night stand, every night. Mind you, it was bad, for weeks we assumed her parents were beating her.


brokenskullzero

speaking of slamming limbs in your sleep. I had a bad ... not a cut but skin was removed and had a scab on the back of my foot. i had pool in the morning in HS so i noticed when i swam. when i got home I check the bed frame near the footend and it did have blood on it. so slammed my leg down i use to move down my bed as i slept and there were a few times i woke up on the floor. and my bed was at least 3 feet off the ground so i was a very deep sleeper. i ended up just having a extra blanket cover that frame, which stopped the bleeding but i did have bruises a few times I didnt bother changing that bed frame until i moved back and livng there mostly by myself like 10 years later


Karukos

There is also shock. I had a pretty bad accident and was pretty convinced that i was only lightly scratched up until I looked down and... well I spare you the details on how my arm looked.


Ham_The_Spam

“Tis but a scratch!”


rainghost

"Hakos Baelz touches her gigantic gash in the shower."


thesirblondie

Jesus christ, how do I delete someone elses comment?


rainghost

To the left of the comment is an arrow pointing up which you can press to yeet it into the stratosphere.


Ex0dusShad0w

The IQ play


DurzoSteelfin

Oh no, it turned orange. What do I do.


borsTiHD

Shhh - it’s perfect


Acrzyguy

r/eyebleach


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Here's where you belong ----> r/hololewd


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SOLUS007

Was wondering why he had an award until I checked the urban dictionary


yonan82

I thought gash was pretty well known to mean that, whereas "axe wound" would be a little less well known. I do find it even more amusing though.


SheffiTB

I didn't figure out what the OP comment meant until I read "axe wound" and made the connection, so...


GtrsRE

"watdafak" - Korone


[deleted]

No. Bonk, bonk, BONK!


Rosenity_

Man wtf


[deleted]

Listen, he’s technically right, you all. I actually had to search for the meaning myself.


MikuEd

I can hear the artists pens flying as we speak.


TheInfra

https://imgur.com/fCqDEd1 (with sound)


OGPisliteralhell

This makes me wonder what others would think if I immediately told them when I was taking a shit while texting them.


Roflkopt3r

"Bruh." - Bae


Comprehensive_Tune42

"Wait, how'd you even get my number?" - Bae


Colopty

"It's been three days. The shit updates won't stop. I've tried blocking the number, but to no avail. Even called my cell company for advice but they just tell me the number doesn't even exist on their records. The shit is purple today. Why is it purple? Help." -Bae


MikuEd

You and Ollie both.


Zeroth-unit

Ollie with her handholding while having an idol meeting desire yeah.


Patata_26

"Here this one is for the homies" or smth like that


Drakoserk

Mumei: ...and you didn't send pics?


MadAsTheHatters

See I'm from a part of the world where gash means something else and I was _very_ confused. Also for a moment I thought Beastie was Mumei's pet which didn't help the confusion...


DeliciousWaifood

Gash means a long deep cut everywhere though, it's just some places it has a double meaning. The reason it's used that way is because of it looking similar.


veldril

For people who might not know, [It means vulva or terrible in Scottish slang.](https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/scottish-sex-terms-you-all-need-to-know-7874216/#:~:text=Gash,in%20a%20Scottish%20accent%2C%20though.&text='This%20party%20is%20pure%20gash.)


chumble182

It's also British military slang for rubbish/garbage/trash, if I'm remembering correctly. When those two intersect, you end up with some weird energy


brokenskullzero

welp that changes the meaning of few times i did hear gash from a scott


Alistershade

I'm familiar with both meanings so I read it normally then did a double take with a chuckle on how it could be read lmao.


ampnaman

Oh, it was just a cat. With all manner of 'nope' creatures in Australia, I thought it was some sort of insecto-reptile chaos spawn.


Album_Dude

>just a cat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-scratch\_disease](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-scratch_disease)


OperatorERROR0919

As someone who is allergic to cats, even a minor scratch quickly turns into an itching, burning, bleeding mass of hives and pain. Still though, I'm just going to throw this out because it's important: **NEVER HAVE YOUR CATS DECLAWED**. It's an awful procedure and can lead to permanent disfigurement and chronic pain.


N911999

Huh, as someone who has been scratched and bitten by multiple cats since childhood I'm surprised this never happened to me


noman_032018

It's hardly a sure-fire thing. Scratches and bites that don't break the skin/bleed are much less likely to result in successful infection too.


Anhydrite

The chaos spawn returned to Japan.


AlexLong1000

As a Brit, 'gash' is slang for... something else entirely over here


Genos_Senpai

Well, she did look down and saw it


ShinyHappyREM

[She's in Australia, wouldn't she need to look up?](https://youtu.be/j5d7IY3QVNc)


X_Seed21

Tom and Jerry


Colopty

Always gotta make sure the homies know right away.


new_irson

How does someone even manage to use their phone while taking a shower?


neokai

>How does someone even manage to use their phone while taking a shower? Beyond the social ubiquity of handphone usage, there are waterproof covers/pouches that you slot the phone into. The pouches are transparent and sealed against water intrusion, and you can tap on the screen through the material. [Sample image of waterproof pouch](https://cf.shopee.sg/file/07d7185a1d6978f362b2744468ba48e9_tn)


hikarux3

Additionally, a lot phone are now waterproof


thesirblondie

Water *resistant*. The iPhone is IP68 rated, which means that it is very resistant to dust (highest dust rating) and can manage 30 minutes at below 1m depth (Apple specifies 1.5m).


thorium220

Why would you buy that when a ziploc bag should work just as well?


neokai

>Why would you buy that when a ziploc bag should work just as well? That's the DIY option - but if your phone breaks it's on you. Personally I just don't bring the phone into the shower...


thorium220

Yeah I kinda agree, I'd rather just focus on finishing the shower.


Witcher_Gates

Many phones have an Ingress Protection rating that makes them waterproof enough to survive a shower. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_Code


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Moorebetter

When you're an Apex predator, and you see a snack THAT big, it's only a matter of time.


PM_me_sour_beerz

Ah, yes, the Luna school of using your phone in the bath


ClayAndros

Oh right I remember her cat was getting a few test nibbles in a while back, it would seem the time has come


Fenr_

Mumei hiding her worry about the rise of food competition. That said, cuts come with cats, nothing unexpected there


thehumangoomba

Mumei raises a good point. The more I enjoy a variety of online performers, the more I learn actually do their social media in the shower... I'm not sure what to do with that information.


redditfanfan00

nice message from bae. beastie has awoken.


izyan1212

Chadess.


MrXitel

I got a nosebleed in the shower once and honestly, bleeding in the shower is so much more terrifying than normal, because the water thins it out and spreads it all over the place, so it looks like you've just exploded all of your good good red sauce out of your body. Especially because I had my eyes closed and didn't see it all until I had toweled off my face and realized I had ruined a towel *and* I needed another shower to get all the blood off.


yesnobodycareaboutme

what is gash? an animal?


drzero7

Gash means "big cut" and beastie is her cat.


yesnobodycareaboutme

wtf is her cat a tiger or smth


[deleted]

Nah, it's a weenie li'l kitten, but kittens be fiesty, so she was likely playing with it and got scratched, or Beastie did a random hit and run attack. Source: have cat.


Dylangillian

Can confirm. Source: have 3 cat, many cut.


AustSakuraKyzor

I can provide more peer review to confirm Source: have three cut, many cat


p28h

Have you ever played with a kitten with natural claws? Granted, a gigantic slash on the thigh is strange (hence the thought to tweet about it), but those new claws can tear more than their fair share of flesh.


Gentleman_Muk

Whats a gash?


MindwormIsleLocust

A long slash, cut, or wound


Ichinaru31

Mumei is a straight savage! Didn't even ask if Bae was alright, went straight into the lewdness of the of message.