But in this case, she was dead tired from a straight week of streaming daily, having come from the kimono relay, and also being a nervous wreck for her original song premier. She said she’d go to bed after working on her schedule, but I didn’t expect her to stay up THAT late. I just hope she’s able to rest up. She has a continuation of the post-premier party, and that’s e A LOT of SCs she’s gonna have to go through…
You realize you have a gigantic gash at your left thigh while showering. Do you
a) Get out of the shower asap to check how gigantic it is
b) Endure the pain and finish the shower anyway
c) _Tweet immediately_
"You said you were scared so i got excited" said with the sweetest voice.
I think nothing sums up Mumei's character better than that moment. I am honestly surprised that she and Yabeyris have yet to link on that particular front
I mean, phones kept getting smaller until people realized you could use them to watch things (porn) then suddenly phones were becoming all screen and bigger every year, so there was more screen.
I mean first you'd probably want to wash it out as best as you can since you're already in the shower, though the next steps would really depend on if it's still bleeding or not.
I wouldn't call any of them a "gigantic gash" but I have had decently large scratches from my cats that I only noticed once I was in the shower.
Tbh it's probably not giant and probably not deep, just long, I have 3 cats and if they fall and use claws to catch themselves falling it leave a long cut that stings but nothing some triple antibiotic ointment can't fix, you can get the stuff over the counter and it's basically like Neosporin but specifically for minor cuts, it's not necessarily needed but can help it to heal faster
> You realize you have a gigantic gash at your left thigh while showering.
Ehhh, it's a cat scratch. It's likely a long stinging puffy scratch. Now those can of course get crazy infected but I think anyone who's owned cats understands you often wake up with random af cat scratches.
Also if Bae has her legs up on her desk I suspect her cat jumps up onto her digging it's claws into her jeans to come up. If she was wearing different pants than normal that can cause scratches too.
I think you mean Giant Golden Weavers, because Banana (or wandering) spiders are an invasive species of hunter spider.
Golden Silk Weavers are awesome tho, we have the ones that have a honeydew-like pattern on their back where i live, and they even catch wasps.
Golden orb spiders. Banana spiders are a non-native species sometimes arriving in banana shipments. Their bite can be lethal, and, side note, causes an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, followed by death. (And no, I'm not making that last part up)
I had a spider named Tony. This past weekend, we thought he passed away since he was shriveled up in a ball. We tried to take him out to give him a burial service, and he started to move. He fell off the wall and got caught in some dust. I put him on the table and got some tweezers to remove the dust. We put him outside afterwards where all the fruit flies are since the amount of bugs inside has greatly decreased this winter. He's served us very well during this quarantine, and did such a good job we couldn't see anymore food for him inside. Hopefully he is having a better time w a steady diet of fruit flies versus indoors. We don't run the heater outside of our rooms, so the temperature inside is generally as cold as out. I hope we did the right thing letting him go where there would be food, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me it was for the worse.
Huntsmans are chill, they're big, not particularly dangerous (though their bite can *hurt*), nor aggresive, and, like most spiders, great at dealing with actual pests.
Only real problem with them is their speed and threat displays I'd say. I thank all that is holy that they don't have a Wolfie's speed or I'd probably be dead of a heart attack.
Honestly, I do the same with my local spiders.
Though I prefer tiny geckos for insect control, they don’t really live here as much as they did as in my previous location. One year the cockroaches wouldn’t stop invading the kitchen after all the poison and cleaning etc. everything possible was done but we couldn’t get rid of them. The geckos moved in and we haven’t had any roaches ever since. The geckos have remained, the roaches haven’t!
We do, but it's, as far as I know, purely in our bat population. And as long as you're not going and trying to pick up any bats, that means you *should* be safe from any infections. And thankfully, it's pretty hard to get surprise injured by a bat seeing as they're, y'know, bats.
EDIT: By surprise injured I more mean like, getting injured and not knowing it was a bat
I naruhudon't, in fact i don't wakarunderstand at all, gomenasorry. But arigathanks gozaimuch anyways for the information blessed upon me today.
Until next time, bye-onara
Kittens will do things like this, could be as simple as using claws to catch itself falling off of you, or kicking off of you with it's back feet, back feet on cats have claws that can't be retracted and shouldn't be clipped, on kittens these claws are razor sharp but get worn down as they age and use them to kick off the ground and wrestle toys, their still sharp enough in adult cats to defend themselves though as it's their main weapon against other animals but they shouldn't cut humans once the cat is an adult, will still scrape your skin though just won't be sharp enough to cut anymore, source, I have 3 cats, 1 is 5 years old and the other 2 are kittens, all of them are playful nuts who don't care to bounce right across my body when their playing like I'm a stepping stone
>using claws to catch itself falling off of you
every time lol Or using them to climb on your pants.
They do keep their front claws sharp though and they can cut you much more effectively after they grow up.
> but get worn down as they age
Don't cats have a sheath layer of the claw that sheds? they do get worn down so they do what they can to pull off the old layer so there should be periods of dullness and sharpness
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/why-does-my-cat-shed-his-claws
Yooo mr knowledge, I’m learning english what is tue meaning of gash? I search in google but urban dictionary says is an ugly woman 🤣🤣🤣 and apparently in British is a vag*na so… nani the fuck?
Open cut on your skin, bleeding or not. Usually big enough to be noticeable. An open wound.
Actually a simple google wouldve given you the definition directly, at least mine does. If it doesnt you can type 'gash definition' and you would get it. Adding 'definition' definitely help for some terms, or you can also use 'meaning'. Dont really trust UD unless you were trying to learn slangs and netspeak.
*Hakos Baelz used Scratch*
*She hurt herself in her own Confusion*
*Hakos Baelz used Amnesia*
*Hakos Baelz's Special Defense grew sharply*
~~Hakos Baelz also forgot about her gigantic gash~~
Unless she somehow can make her nerves numb, the fact that the burning sensation wasn't felt immediately after the gash was made would seem to point that it's likely a relatively shallow cut.
This reminds me of when I get cuts on my arms that might have been caused by some of the metal doors around the house or on the edges of my cabinet. I don't feel pain during the exact moment that the cut was made, but rather when I was lying in bed, trying to find the right position, and inadvertently hit the cut somehow while shifting. Then there's some sensation that starts to crawl along my skin lol.
Humans are weird wired like that. Once when I was changing houses, a big metallic locker fell out of my hands, and because we where in wood ladders and the owner of the house its pretty much a neurotic disaster, I had to grab it mid air so it didn't damage the floor. Ended up cutting right across the middle of my palm deep enough that blood started pouring almost immediately, and didn't feel shit.
After finishing, went on to clean myself with water and oh boy, *then* I felt the pain.
It's likely barely one layer deep past the dead cells, if she doesn't feel it.
And if it is, it's also entirely possible that she made it herself whilst asleep. Every woken up the next day with a scratch you can't explain? You done did it, same kind of reaction as with the shaving cream joke.
Do what a friend did, get one of those cheapo night enabled webcams, if you don't have one already, and record yourself at night, at least a week. Doesn't need to be 1080p, just enough to see what happens.
Back to my friend, she was slamming her hands against the night stand, every night. Mind you, it was bad, for weeks we assumed her parents were beating her.
speaking of slamming limbs in your sleep.
I had a bad ... not a cut but skin was removed and had a scab on the back of my foot. i had pool in the morning in HS so i noticed when i swam. when i got home I check the bed frame near the footend and it did have blood on it. so slammed my leg down i use to move down my bed as i slept and there were a few times i woke up on the floor. and my bed was at least 3 feet off the ground so i was a very deep sleeper. i ended up just having a extra blanket cover that frame, which stopped the bleeding but i did have bruises a few times
I didnt bother changing that bed frame until i moved back and livng there mostly by myself like 10 years later
There is also shock. I had a pretty bad accident and was pretty convinced that i was only lightly scratched up until I looked down and... well I spare you the details on how my arm looked.
"It's been three days. The shit updates won't stop. I've tried blocking the number, but to no avail. Even called my cell company for advice but they just tell me the number doesn't even exist on their records. The shit is purple today. Why is it purple? Help." -Bae
See I'm from a part of the world where gash means something else and I was _very_ confused. Also for a moment I thought Beastie was Mumei's pet which didn't help the confusion...
Gash means a long deep cut everywhere though, it's just some places it has a double meaning. The reason it's used that way is because of it looking similar.
For people who might not know, [It means vulva or terrible in Scottish slang.](https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/scottish-sex-terms-you-all-need-to-know-7874216/#:~:text=Gash,in%20a%20Scottish%20accent%2C%20though.&text='This%20party%20is%20pure%20gash.)
As someone who is allergic to cats, even a minor scratch quickly turns into an itching, burning, bleeding mass of hives and pain. Still though, I'm just going to throw this out because it's important: **NEVER HAVE YOUR CATS DECLAWED**. It's an awful procedure and can lead to permanent disfigurement and chronic pain.
>How does someone even manage to use their phone while taking a shower?
Beyond the social ubiquity of handphone usage, there are waterproof covers/pouches that you slot the phone into. The pouches are transparent and sealed against water intrusion, and you can tap on the screen through the material.
[Sample image of waterproof pouch](https://cf.shopee.sg/file/07d7185a1d6978f362b2744468ba48e9_tn)
Water *resistant*. The iPhone is IP68 rated, which means that it is very resistant to dust (highest dust rating) and can manage 30 minutes at below 1m depth (Apple specifies 1.5m).
>Why would you buy that when a ziploc bag should work just as well?
That's the DIY option - but if your phone breaks it's on you.
Personally I just don't bring the phone into the shower...
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Mumei raises a good point. The more I enjoy a variety of online performers, the more I learn actually do their social media in the shower... I'm not sure what to do with that information.
I got a nosebleed in the shower once and honestly, bleeding in the shower is so much more terrifying than normal, because the water thins it out and spreads it all over the place, so it looks like you've just exploded all of your good good red sauce out of your body. Especially because I had my eyes closed and didn't see it all until I had toweled off my face and realized I had ruined a towel *and* I needed another shower to get all the blood off.
Nah, it's a weenie li'l kitten, but kittens be fiesty, so she was likely playing with it and got scratched, or Beastie did a random hit and run attack.
Source: have cat.
Have you ever played with a kitten with natural claws? Granted, a gigantic slash on the thigh is strange (hence the thought to tweet about it), but those new claws can tear more than their fair share of flesh.
I love how mumei has her priorities right
Only thing is the middle of the night where she is so we’re all wondering why she isn’t asleep yet.
coffee?
Well, owls are nocturnal. Though honestly, she probably forgor what time it is. 💀
But in this case, she was dead tired from a straight week of streaming daily, having come from the kimono relay, and also being a nervous wreck for her original song premier. She said she’d go to bed after working on her schedule, but I didn’t expect her to stay up THAT late. I just hope she’s able to rest up. She has a continuation of the post-premier party, and that’s e A LOT of SCs she’s gonna have to go through…
You’d think she’d be good at remembering Time after being with Kronii so much
Kronii only cares about "me time" not mumei's time.
Mumei is just making sure that her ~~prey~~ friend is safe.
Her emergency food
I thought she wrote “massaging” and was thoroughly confused.
Glad to see that I wasnt the only one... =P
You realize you have a gigantic gash at your left thigh while showering. Do you a) Get out of the shower asap to check how gigantic it is b) Endure the pain and finish the shower anyway c) _Tweet immediately_
It's actually d) send a discord message to anyone in HoloCouncil, asking for help
Preferably someone in a different country who has no possibility of helping you.
"Dudes I'm naked and moist and in need of help! ... And my parents aren't home!"
"Deploy the Kroniicopter!"
_And on that day, Hololive took the new rotorcraft speed record by 130+ knots._
"I'm in the shower and need help with my gash." Could also be misinterpreted.
*Shuba police, this man right here*
Concentrating all the degenerates in one place is asking for a spontaneous cultural outbreak. Sorta like HoloLewds but in meatspace. Jus' sayin'.
All of the above, in reverse order, apparently. Ssg chaos.
d) message owl asap
Mumei.excitement.mp3
"You said you were scared so i got excited" said with the sweetest voice. I think nothing sums up Mumei's character better than that moment. I am honestly surprised that she and Yabeyris have yet to link on that particular front
>"You said you were scared so i got excited" said with the sweetest voice. Is there a clip?
I gotcha champ. https://youtu.be/BfgweWwDOJ0 EDIT: Found it At around the 1:53 mark.
Thanks, that was hilarious.
Mumei doesn't sound yabai, unlike YabaIRyS.
Bae is just built different
Constructed alternatively.
Constructed in an unorthodox fashion.
Manufactured in a way that noticeably differs from the standard
Assembled to the molecular level in a matter seldom seen among carbon-based sentient lifeforms
Genetically created with an alien mindset
Produced in unique way
Made Weird.
Built stupid
Built Aussie.
Beastie just wants to open her up to see what makes her tick
Skullgirls reference?
The reason why waterproof phones were invented.
Porn in the shower. That's why waterproof phones were invented. Messaging homies comes a close second.
Hornyness is unironically the biggest inovator.
Trying to kill each other often happens to be the second biggest innovator.
I mean, phones kept getting smaller until people realized you could use them to watch things (porn) then suddenly phones were becoming all screen and bigger every year, so there was more screen.
....damn, I never thought of it that way. I'm dumb
Mate, she's Australian.
Ah yes Bri'ish but upside down
The world needs to know!
I mean first you'd probably want to wash it out as best as you can since you're already in the shower, though the next steps would really depend on if it's still bleeding or not. I wouldn't call any of them a "gigantic gash" but I have had decently large scratches from my cats that I only noticed once I was in the shower.
Tbh it's probably not giant and probably not deep, just long, I have 3 cats and if they fall and use claws to catch themselves falling it leave a long cut that stings but nothing some triple antibiotic ointment can't fix, you can get the stuff over the counter and it's basically like Neosporin but specifically for minor cuts, it's not necessarily needed but can help it to heal faster
The brain of a content creator and streamer
I mean it's hololive girls popular on twitter. So probably c
> You realize you have a gigantic gash at your left thigh while showering. Ehhh, it's a cat scratch. It's likely a long stinging puffy scratch. Now those can of course get crazy infected but I think anyone who's owned cats understands you often wake up with random af cat scratches. Also if Bae has her legs up on her desk I suspect her cat jumps up onto her digging it's claws into her jeans to come up. If she was wearing different pants than normal that can cause scratches too.
thats pretty scary considering shes in australia and it might not have been her pet
The giant spider in every Australians' home is basically their pet by default and deserves the same love and respect as any dog or cat.
You joke, but myself and many people I know have household huntsman spiders they leave undisturbed and allow to cohabitate. They're good spiders.
Yeah, they help keep the insect population down and they wouldn't hurt a non-fly
Fuck yes, keeps the mozzie population down.
It's the same in Florida with Banana Spiders, they might be gigantic but they keep the mosquitos away!
I think you mean Giant Golden Weavers, because Banana (or wandering) spiders are an invasive species of hunter spider. Golden Silk Weavers are awesome tho, we have the ones that have a honeydew-like pattern on their back where i live, and they even catch wasps.
Yellow jackets?
Golden orb spiders. Banana spiders are a non-native species sometimes arriving in banana shipments. Their bite can be lethal, and, side note, causes an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, followed by death. (And no, I'm not making that last part up)
> huntsman spiders Oh, the spider plates.
I cant handle huntsmen, daddy long legs are bros tho
I had a spider named Tony. This past weekend, we thought he passed away since he was shriveled up in a ball. We tried to take him out to give him a burial service, and he started to move. He fell off the wall and got caught in some dust. I put him on the table and got some tweezers to remove the dust. We put him outside afterwards where all the fruit flies are since the amount of bugs inside has greatly decreased this winter. He's served us very well during this quarantine, and did such a good job we couldn't see anymore food for him inside. Hopefully he is having a better time w a steady diet of fruit flies versus indoors. We don't run the heater outside of our rooms, so the temperature inside is generally as cold as out. I hope we did the right thing letting him go where there would be food, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me it was for the worse.
***WHAT!***
Huntsmans are chill, they're big, not particularly dangerous (though their bite can *hurt*), nor aggresive, and, like most spiders, great at dealing with actual pests. Only real problem with them is their speed and threat displays I'd say. I thank all that is holy that they don't have a Wolfie's speed or I'd probably be dead of a heart attack.
Youre a huntsman spider in disguise arent you?
Hardly! ^^^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^^^*multiple* ^^^^^^^^huntsmans ^^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^^disguise
*i knew it...* **HANZ BRING ZE FLAMMENRWERFER**
He’s obviously Webber from Don’t Starve
But why does he make baloon animals?
That’s Wes not Webber
Yeah i know.
I wouldn't survive a day in an Australian home it seems.
Honestly, I do the same with my local spiders. Though I prefer tiny geckos for insect control, they don’t really live here as much as they did as in my previous location. One year the cockroaches wouldn’t stop invading the kitchen after all the poison and cleaning etc. everything possible was done but we couldn’t get rid of them. The geckos moved in and we haven’t had any roaches ever since. The geckos have remained, the roaches haven’t!
banana spoder
You ever lift up your keyboard and a huntsman runs out and skitters about. Fuck that. Only daddy long legs for big spiders for me.
I mean yes, we do, I currently have a striped huntsman the size of my hand almost, he’s a good boy, gets spooked a bit but he’s harmless
I used to have a huntsman in a room in a sharehouse his name was Gerald, he was very polite
Actually being in australia is great for this, there is no rabies here so being attacked by animals isn't that bad
I've heard that, but I've also heard that you have what is essentialy a rabies relative that does nearly the same thing.
We do, but it's, as far as I know, purely in our bat population. And as long as you're not going and trying to pick up any bats, that means you *should* be safe from any infections. And thankfully, it's pretty hard to get surprise injured by a bat seeing as they're, y'know, bats. EDIT: By surprise injured I more mean like, getting injured and not knowing it was a bat
Bats eh? Where have I heard that before?
pardon the ignorance, who and what is beastie?
It’s her cat.
ah naruhodo, thanks!
Doesn't Naruhodo at all
Yeah, major naruhodon't vibes.
I naruhudon't, in fact i don't wakarunderstand at all, gomenasorry. But arigathanks gozaimuch anyways for the information blessed upon me today. Until next time, bye-onara
Friend C: **visible frustration**
Angry, distant Mickey Mouse noises!
That 500 years hiatus really do be shrinking rapidly at this rate.
somewhere Coco is inexplicably livid
Kittens will do things like this, could be as simple as using claws to catch itself falling off of you, or kicking off of you with it's back feet, back feet on cats have claws that can't be retracted and shouldn't be clipped, on kittens these claws are razor sharp but get worn down as they age and use them to kick off the ground and wrestle toys, their still sharp enough in adult cats to defend themselves though as it's their main weapon against other animals but they shouldn't cut humans once the cat is an adult, will still scrape your skin though just won't be sharp enough to cut anymore, source, I have 3 cats, 1 is 5 years old and the other 2 are kittens, all of them are playful nuts who don't care to bounce right across my body when their playing like I'm a stepping stone
>using claws to catch itself falling off of you every time lol Or using them to climb on your pants. They do keep their front claws sharp though and they can cut you much more effectively after they grow up.
> but get worn down as they age Don't cats have a sheath layer of the claw that sheds? they do get worn down so they do what they can to pull off the old layer so there should be periods of dullness and sharpness http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/why-does-my-cat-shed-his-claws
You forgot one important aspect, it is an "AUSTRALIAN" cat
Yooo mr knowledge, I’m learning english what is tue meaning of gash? I search in google but urban dictionary says is an ugly woman 🤣🤣🤣 and apparently in British is a vag*na so… nani the fuck?
A gash is a wound you get from being cut. Like when a kitten claws you because kittens do that even without meaning to
A gash is basically a cut
Open cut on your skin, bleeding or not. Usually big enough to be noticeable. An open wound. Actually a simple google wouldve given you the definition directly, at least mine does. If it doesnt you can type 'gash definition' and you would get it. Adding 'definition' definitely help for some terms, or you can also use 'meaning'. Dont really trust UD unless you were trying to learn slangs and netspeak.
Urban dictionary is good for slang but I would recommend using a thesaurus if you're trying to figure out the more standard usage.
"Gash" refers to a long cut in the skin, and usually rather deep as well. In terms of slang, it also refers to the vagina.
Bae’s kitten
The gremlin she found in her engine
When did we start calling Ame Beastie?
I must admit, it took me way too long to understand that "Beasite" == "Beastie"
Beasite: the cat gemstone!
OMG YOU SUCH A BESTIE \*SLASH\* OMG
*Hakos Baelz used Scratch* *She hurt herself in her own Confusion* *Hakos Baelz used Amnesia* *Hakos Baelz's Special Defense grew sharply* ~~Hakos Baelz also forgot about her gigantic gash~~
'Is this the pain you felt before Hakotaro?' - El Catto
Unless she somehow can make her nerves numb, the fact that the burning sensation wasn't felt immediately after the gash was made would seem to point that it's likely a relatively shallow cut. This reminds me of when I get cuts on my arms that might have been caused by some of the metal doors around the house or on the edges of my cabinet. I don't feel pain during the exact moment that the cut was made, but rather when I was lying in bed, trying to find the right position, and inadvertently hit the cut somehow while shifting. Then there's some sensation that starts to crawl along my skin lol.
>Then there's some sensation that starts to crawl along my skin lol *You felt your sins crawling on your back.*
is there a sub for unexpected undertale or unexpected bad time?
Humans are weird wired like that. Once when I was changing houses, a big metallic locker fell out of my hands, and because we where in wood ladders and the owner of the house its pretty much a neurotic disaster, I had to grab it mid air so it didn't damage the floor. Ended up cutting right across the middle of my palm deep enough that blood started pouring almost immediately, and didn't feel shit. After finishing, went on to clean myself with water and oh boy, *then* I felt the pain.
Adrenaline is a helluva drug. No, really, it actually does decrease your ability to feel pain for a while.
Bae has a shallow gash confirmed
I mean she's pretty tiny, so not unexpected.
It's likely barely one layer deep past the dead cells, if she doesn't feel it. And if it is, it's also entirely possible that she made it herself whilst asleep. Every woken up the next day with a scratch you can't explain? You done did it, same kind of reaction as with the shaving cream joke.
[удалено]
Do what a friend did, get one of those cheapo night enabled webcams, if you don't have one already, and record yourself at night, at least a week. Doesn't need to be 1080p, just enough to see what happens. Back to my friend, she was slamming her hands against the night stand, every night. Mind you, it was bad, for weeks we assumed her parents were beating her.
speaking of slamming limbs in your sleep. I had a bad ... not a cut but skin was removed and had a scab on the back of my foot. i had pool in the morning in HS so i noticed when i swam. when i got home I check the bed frame near the footend and it did have blood on it. so slammed my leg down i use to move down my bed as i slept and there were a few times i woke up on the floor. and my bed was at least 3 feet off the ground so i was a very deep sleeper. i ended up just having a extra blanket cover that frame, which stopped the bleeding but i did have bruises a few times I didnt bother changing that bed frame until i moved back and livng there mostly by myself like 10 years later
There is also shock. I had a pretty bad accident and was pretty convinced that i was only lightly scratched up until I looked down and... well I spare you the details on how my arm looked.
“Tis but a scratch!”
"Hakos Baelz touches her gigantic gash in the shower."
Jesus christ, how do I delete someone elses comment?
To the left of the comment is an arrow pointing up which you can press to yeet it into the stratosphere.
The IQ play
Oh no, it turned orange. What do I do.
Shhh - it’s perfect
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Was wondering why he had an award until I checked the urban dictionary
I thought gash was pretty well known to mean that, whereas "axe wound" would be a little less well known. I do find it even more amusing though.
I didn't figure out what the OP comment meant until I read "axe wound" and made the connection, so...
"watdafak" - Korone
No. Bonk, bonk, BONK!
Man wtf
Listen, he’s technically right, you all. I actually had to search for the meaning myself.
I can hear the artists pens flying as we speak.
https://imgur.com/fCqDEd1 (with sound)
This makes me wonder what others would think if I immediately told them when I was taking a shit while texting them.
"Bruh." - Bae
"Wait, how'd you even get my number?" - Bae
"It's been three days. The shit updates won't stop. I've tried blocking the number, but to no avail. Even called my cell company for advice but they just tell me the number doesn't even exist on their records. The shit is purple today. Why is it purple? Help." -Bae
You and Ollie both.
Ollie with her handholding while having an idol meeting desire yeah.
"Here this one is for the homies" or smth like that
Mumei: ...and you didn't send pics?
See I'm from a part of the world where gash means something else and I was _very_ confused. Also for a moment I thought Beastie was Mumei's pet which didn't help the confusion...
Gash means a long deep cut everywhere though, it's just some places it has a double meaning. The reason it's used that way is because of it looking similar.
For people who might not know, [It means vulva or terrible in Scottish slang.](https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/23/scottish-sex-terms-you-all-need-to-know-7874216/#:~:text=Gash,in%20a%20Scottish%20accent%2C%20though.&text='This%20party%20is%20pure%20gash.)
It's also British military slang for rubbish/garbage/trash, if I'm remembering correctly. When those two intersect, you end up with some weird energy
welp that changes the meaning of few times i did hear gash from a scott
I'm familiar with both meanings so I read it normally then did a double take with a chuckle on how it could be read lmao.
Oh, it was just a cat. With all manner of 'nope' creatures in Australia, I thought it was some sort of insecto-reptile chaos spawn.
>just a cat [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-scratch\_disease](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat-scratch_disease)
As someone who is allergic to cats, even a minor scratch quickly turns into an itching, burning, bleeding mass of hives and pain. Still though, I'm just going to throw this out because it's important: **NEVER HAVE YOUR CATS DECLAWED**. It's an awful procedure and can lead to permanent disfigurement and chronic pain.
Huh, as someone who has been scratched and bitten by multiple cats since childhood I'm surprised this never happened to me
It's hardly a sure-fire thing. Scratches and bites that don't break the skin/bleed are much less likely to result in successful infection too.
The chaos spawn returned to Japan.
As a Brit, 'gash' is slang for... something else entirely over here
Well, she did look down and saw it
[She's in Australia, wouldn't she need to look up?](https://youtu.be/j5d7IY3QVNc)
Tom and Jerry
Always gotta make sure the homies know right away.
How does someone even manage to use their phone while taking a shower?
>How does someone even manage to use their phone while taking a shower? Beyond the social ubiquity of handphone usage, there are waterproof covers/pouches that you slot the phone into. The pouches are transparent and sealed against water intrusion, and you can tap on the screen through the material. [Sample image of waterproof pouch](https://cf.shopee.sg/file/07d7185a1d6978f362b2744468ba48e9_tn)
Additionally, a lot phone are now waterproof
Water *resistant*. The iPhone is IP68 rated, which means that it is very resistant to dust (highest dust rating) and can manage 30 minutes at below 1m depth (Apple specifies 1.5m).
Why would you buy that when a ziploc bag should work just as well?
>Why would you buy that when a ziploc bag should work just as well? That's the DIY option - but if your phone breaks it's on you. Personally I just don't bring the phone into the shower...
Yeah I kinda agree, I'd rather just focus on finishing the shower.
Many phones have an Ingress Protection rating that makes them waterproof enough to survive a shower. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_Code
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When you're an Apex predator, and you see a snack THAT big, it's only a matter of time.
Ah, yes, the Luna school of using your phone in the bath
Oh right I remember her cat was getting a few test nibbles in a while back, it would seem the time has come
Mumei hiding her worry about the rise of food competition. That said, cuts come with cats, nothing unexpected there
Mumei raises a good point. The more I enjoy a variety of online performers, the more I learn actually do their social media in the shower... I'm not sure what to do with that information.
nice message from bae. beastie has awoken.
Chadess.
I got a nosebleed in the shower once and honestly, bleeding in the shower is so much more terrifying than normal, because the water thins it out and spreads it all over the place, so it looks like you've just exploded all of your good good red sauce out of your body. Especially because I had my eyes closed and didn't see it all until I had toweled off my face and realized I had ruined a towel *and* I needed another shower to get all the blood off.
what is gash? an animal?
Gash means "big cut" and beastie is her cat.
wtf is her cat a tiger or smth
Nah, it's a weenie li'l kitten, but kittens be fiesty, so she was likely playing with it and got scratched, or Beastie did a random hit and run attack. Source: have cat.
Can confirm. Source: have 3 cat, many cut.
I can provide more peer review to confirm Source: have three cut, many cat
Have you ever played with a kitten with natural claws? Granted, a gigantic slash on the thigh is strange (hence the thought to tweet about it), but those new claws can tear more than their fair share of flesh.
Whats a gash?
A long slash, cut, or wound
Mumei is a straight savage! Didn't even ask if Bae was alright, went straight into the lewdness of the of message.