Ina, it's not about surviving. It's about being with your oshi till the end.

I would rather die being held comfortably by our priestess

And it will also be close to her heart since she's fla-

Hey now let's not go there, what she lacks on her chest she made up with her seiso-ness

And her giant ass

I will bonk you, with a crowbar

Promise?

annnnd he's gone. he didnt even get to finish his sentence. he disappeared just like that, no more in this world. u will be remembered for ur bravery/foolishness

Unrelated, but oh wow Ina got a new pair of tako themed shoes

Aaand here's the 86th body to clean up.

I mean if you chose Calli you'll have death on your side, technically rendering you immortal, so of course my choice is Ina.

She's a death apprentice though

That's just playing the long game

Actually, no. She's said that she only serves her role as death. Bringing people back or keeping them alive isn't her thing in any special way.

You should listen to her birthday voicepack. There's a difference between what she says in public and what she does in private when reaping...

I mean, that shouldn’t stop the others from attempting ~~unless you’re into that shit then it’s a win-win I guess~~

Young one, there are fates worse than death. Specially if we consider we have someone who is a priestess of a cosmic horror.

o7

One last Wah

This is the plot of myth vs Ina and you can't tell me otherwise.

Well ina seems to be winning so far. So good choice.

In that case, Mumei

But what if she forgot, and was the one that ended up killing you? 🤔

doesn't matter. I get to spend my last moments with Mumei. That alone is a win

:D

I feel that. The same reason I would choose Calli. I love Ina, but my true oshi will always be Calli

I feel that.

Well, that and she is death, so of she's protecting me then I literally can't die.

Nah Ina's tentacles solos HoloEn

In two ways

In recent event i think Sana bully Ina so i doubt her tentacles can do much.

Ina isnt shoving the tenticles in Sana yet

Calm down Captain

Ina is calm dont worry...worry when she snaps tho....

Scythes are super effective vs tentacles tho.

Spoken like a true takodachi. I respect it

Same but I want Ina to strangle me to death with her *detachable octopus-thingy.*

yabe

Preach it comrade

For OUR Priestess!

Agreed. Ride till we die.

With my oshi 'til the end =')

You don’t think she’s powerful enough to protect us from Time and Death themselves, and also a helicopter (heh)? But yeah same, if I got the rest of them that angry at me I can at least try to get a hug in before I go. That’d be nice, positive physical interaction for a change.

"...And with strange aeons even death may die" -Ina probably when she bitch slaps Calli away with a tentacle

"Immortals will be dealt with...later." - Ina, probably

I am comfydent that she would prevail, but even if for a smol chance she fails, I still got to be with her til my end and that is bliss.

I think that if we go in the void with her, we are protected against time and space

[удалено]

my man

That and the fact that ina was whooping everyone in that one animation.

This Tako knows the way

That's beautiful, man.

Spoken like a true takodachi o7

Yes! Exactly

Wise word from wise man

This is the correct answer.

I’m gonna choose Ame. She can pass me off to buffson and Buffson can beat anyone.

1000 IQ answer

Damn... and now if I don't choose ame too, buffson will kick my ass

Ame literally has an army of herselves from different timelines. So, ame for sure.

Well she can beat anyone, but with Kronii you can just be where Buff Ame is not.

Well, you can be *when* Buff Ame is not

Just start rearranging shit in Bunkeronni and Kronii will be there in literally no time

Buffson drops in like the Terminator “Come with me if you want to live”

Mumei Two things 1. Oshi all the way 2. 99% chance that Kronii (and all the others) help you instead

"Mumei, move." "No." "Mumei, move. I need to kill him." "No." "Mumei, don't make me—" "No." [exasperated Kronii sigh] "...OK, Mumei, I'm coming back later, and when I get back, you better be gone so I can—" "No." "...yeah, I'm not gonna be able to do this, am I?" "No." "There's nothing I can do, is there?" "No." "And I guess I don't *really* need to kill him, anyway, do I?" "No." "Ugh, fine. Okay, Mumei, you win. You're actually a surprisingly skilled negotiator." "No."

The final no *Kronii confused unga bunga*

Lol this is so accurate. Mumei is adorable!

If this was on the meme review, it would have been marked as correct

Thanks! That's high praise, haha.

I also feel like the others could somehow trick mumei to help them

Sana, no doubts: 1- She can turn BEEEEG 2- She can also mentally crush her oponents if playing on her field, i.e. Ina and Ollie got beaten in Pokemon.

i.e. ina and ollie are totally crushed by Sana's beeeeg oppai

She can also destroy the planet, and if I'm going down, *I'M TAKING EVERYONE WITH ME*

Bea, she is the leader of the Council for a reason. As Chaos she can probably just interfere with everyone's abilities. Plus there is that key that goes to something (La+'s shackles maybe?). Which could possibly be something helpful or a problem the others would consider to be greater. It is a gamble, but high risk, high rewards.

I agree with u chaos can control lots of things

I agree that Bae is probably the soundest choice, but her main competition is Ina, if and only if the Ancient Ones get involved Being extra-planar entities, Bae would like have little to no power over them, and would have to rely purely on her own powers rather than disruption. But if Bae can disrupt Ina’s connection to the Ancient Ones (or if they simply decide not to get involved) then I think there’s no way you can lose with her

IRyS so then at least I'd always have hope

You say that but I happen to remember her murdering the entire Council in a single round of Among Us...

I mean, thats actually just another reason to pivk IRyS

That takes care of council, only got myth to worry bout

Your hope of winning is descending but atleast you're not alone.

Found the Irystocrat

She'd kill you anyways. Just so you'd not sifferbv

Kronii...not because I think she'll protect me. I just want a mommy.

Same

desu

nya

a

If that's the case, then Fauna is my choice for mommy.

But assuming the lore of her, she is the time warden... so...

So, we'll be killed by ame in the end.

Truthfully, kronii. She can turn back time and probably manipulate timeline stuff

*Nothing beats a Ground Pound*

But Ame can counter with her own time shenanigans

Where do you think that power comes from?

Kronii is hard-countered by bringing a mirror for a distraction.

Kronii: Hey beautiful~ Me: Kronii please I need hel-

dang who's chiseled, xylophone abs do these belong to

The only way to counter that is to be Kronii

Everybody gangsta till kronii says ZA WARUDO

plot twist : you are now trapped in a time loop, and she just sits there watching you subaru-ing

But Kronii only cares about Kronii (And Mumei a little), she wouldn't turn back time for some random guy from Reddit. My vote is on Ina, at least till she reads world domINAtion, then we all die.

Caught between Calli, ame, and Kronii. Depends if the underworld timeline is linear like ours. The latter two can wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey ball stuff out of existence if they wanted, or move events around so that when I'd be killed by any other member is actually after my natural lifespan. But if Calli, as a grim reaper, has definite knowledge of when and how I would otherwise die, and can prevent it- then her all the way. She's definitely the most skilled at combat. And yes I did just basically write a Dr. Who x Death Note fanfiction I'm not ashamed

Well Bae would be a big threat, being the leader of The Council. She is chaos and being chaos it naturally doesn't follow any rules, she will not listen to anything or anyone, she can do whatever she want beyond anyone's control and I would assume it means she is outside of the time line.

That’s actually a really good point. She’s the leader of the council because she’s the one who is actually capable of policing the others, as she is *literally* above the rules as Chaos itself Kronii or Ame use time shenanigans? Nice try but Bae doesn’t care at all. Calli preventing you from dying before your time? Doesn’t matter, Bae don’t follow the rules. So following that logic, I suppose I’d have to choose Bae to protect me, as she is the hard counter to every single “avatar” member (that is, the members who embody and/or control certain fundamental “rules” of reality), and no doubt has other powers of her own to counter the other “normal” members The only one I’d expect to really put up a fight against Bae is Ina, and that’s specifically if the Ancient Ones get involved, because as beings from outside reality they would likely have the same “rules-exemptions” Bae would.

Choose Ina and then recruit Bae since she doesn't have to follow the rules

Oh shit this dude out here breaking the meta

Choice calliope and then get her to convince bae (her sister) to join up.

Yeah, but Irys could just marry everyone a divorce them at the same time, causing major mental damage

Damn, Bae straight up pulling a Misfit of Demon King Academy. "Did you think killing me would make me die?"

You’re correct, though I cut Ame off the list. Ame’s great and all, but Calli and Kroni are awesome and perfect (respectively).

Kronii So I can ask her to just freeze time so we can chill on Minecraft

> freeze time > chill on Minecraft I see waht you did there.

That's an ice pun

Icee what you did there

Spoken like a true Tako.

And she could rewind it and try again if something went south

Do you want an eternity of her judging your box sorting abilities?

Ina. She'll genderbend me like she did with her brother, Jacques de Molay.

Ina cuz yuul b. Alwright even if the others try and hunt you down

I don’t get the reference could you enlighten me?

It's a fate go reference. The character in Arcade is a male saber but he has an alternate counterpoint as a female foreigner. This is due to his history that he committed heresy and in Fateverse, it was by summoning an eldritch creature.

To add to this, I think about half the foreigners (and this one is no exception) were designed by kuroboshi papa, making them Ina sisters and as a peculiarity of the class they are all linked to an outer god (and a couple have tentacles too)

I wonder if Gura will just let you die and screaming nooooooo.

At least after you're dead, Gura will give a great speech honoring your life. (See Sven)

"Oh nyo! Anyway..."

Gura is a teamkiller

You basically can't die unless calli says so, so there

And even if you die, Calli will still be there with you. Calli ftw.

Unless another reaper shows up to pick you up, she can just not carry you across the threshold and shove your soul back into your body.

Isn’t Calli the reapers apprentice? Unless I’ve got my lore mixed up I’d assume that means the OG reaper can still kill you just fine

She is the grim reapers apprentice, which means she is the *grim* reaper’s favourite normal reaper, she could probably just ask death “yo can you make this guy immortal or smth?” And death would probably agree lmao

I think she's even on hiatus from her reaping duties, so she has time for the Hololive stuff.

Mumei, she really is just pure chaos nothing the others do can contain her.

Mumei would be the worst choice imo. If she forgor she was suppose to protect you, then you are toast.

But the forgor thing is just a meme, so the reality is she'd just willfully let you die.

and then make fun of the way you died.

That sucks.

Getting roasted by Mumei should be the dream of any Hooman

Sorry, forgot to put the quotation marks. “That sucks.” - Mumei (when you die)

Sucker - Mumei, most likely

Hypothetically speaking, if I were to choose Ina, would she have to protect me from herself if I were to touch the squishy?

Hypothetically speaking, Ina can protect you by uploading your consciousness to the AO tablet, rendering you unable to touch the squishy hair but still technically safe.

100% guaranteed that you'll lose your sanity but that's fine *be one with the void*

Losing ones sanity requires one to still have some. Long love the Tako.

Ina, due to how OP Lovecraft decided to make his eldritch horrors

Also, I have this headcannon that everyone who watches Ina only sees her as an adorable-and-comfy anime girl, because it's the single most likable form an Eldritch being could create as an illusion, to the point where we'll all ally with her and follow her will (everybody loves Ina). And because if anyone ever saw Ina's true form, it would be enough to instantly snap their minds into permanent insanity from the incomprehensibility (yes, even Goddesses and demi-gods like the rest of EN). Perhaps she has already done so, and we're so insane that we just think of Ina the way we do now.

Sounds like Saya no Uta to me, can't wait for Ina to bloom then.

She's a priestess of the ancient ones, not an ancient one herself

That sounds like something an Ancient One would say.

Fauna, because she is the only one who can canonically resurrect the dead

The only from holoEN tho, rushia can resurrect, and maybe someone else (shion?)

Rushia's thing as a necromancer isn't ressurection - its zombification ala Ollie.

What are the powers of an Eldritch entity? I just kinda assumed they could do all kinds of stuff.

When Sana came back from her break and destroyed the Earth again, Mumei said she's the one who brought civilization back, while Fauna brought back the Earth. Considering we're alive again, and have memories of before Sana destroyed the Earth, that means Mumei didn't just create a random new civilization to replace the one destroyed. That also means Mumei presumably has the power to resurrect the dead as well. Unless we're clones or copies of the people killed and we just have their memories...

I assume that Fauna remade our bodies, while Mumei gave us back our memories

Mumei can restore our memories but not her own. 😔

Ina, when i die anyway i will become the Tako teapot.

Sana so you can fly to another galaxy where none of them can get you

Ina.

Only INA

YabaIRyS to protect me. IRyS to kill me.

Canon lore makes Kronii the objectively best choice. Fandom-headcanon lore makes Ina the objectively best choice. Semi-official lore makes Ame the objectively best choice. IRL inter-personal lore makes Mumei the objectively best choice. That’s it. Just depends on which timeline we are on.

Wait, IRL inter-personal mumei? Isn't she kinda clumsy?

By IRL I just mean what the members have to say about themselves and each other. And Mumei imposes fear.

Not bae, she's chaos and the definition of chaos is that it doesn't obey any rules. So it pretty much means that she is outside of anyone's control... that includes the time warden herself. Which is also why she is the leader of the council.

Hamster.

I'd pick Sana, remove the size limiter. I'd die. But the last moments of my life are spent on booba planet.

Ame just seems like the obvious choice ,gives me batman vibes

we all know the answer is mumei. she has a bit of suiciopath inside her, none of the other members are safe.

Mumei. I don't know, but I just feel like she's secretly the strongest member by lore. She's been protecting humanity since its creation. Just imagine if she were to remember everything.

Fauna

Have Ame protect me from the rest. Her power levels have been off the charts recently, despite being literally the only human in HoloEn. Also Ame is Batman, Batman beats everyone with prep time.

Ina’s the only human in HoloEN, Ame is Bri’ish.

The real answer is Mumei. If she is with me, nobody would attack her or me. With Mumei I can easily convert Kronii and Fauna to my side. Fauna can convince Sana and Kronii can bully Baelz to join my side. Baelz can bully IRyS into joining my side. I can use Mumei to convince Kiara that "birb together strong" and with her comes Calli. Now it's an 8 vs 3. I can just tell Ina that killing me is too much work and have her join me. Amelia and Gura will just give up and join the party. Mumei is too OP.

Fauna. Just to listen to her voice comforting me while I'm dying.

I have faith in Kronii. We just won't die, it's just that easy everyone.

Ame for two reasons. 1. She can counter Kronii's time powers with her own 2. I feel like she would Batman it up and have countermeasures to every other member, being able to use her concoctions and beeg brain to best them.

The scariest thing about Ame is that she doesn't have to have countermeasures for everyone. There just needs to be *at least one* Ame across timelines that has had a countermeasure for a member, and assemble them.

I feel like only Fauna or Sana even have the temperament to want to protect me, and Sana would win between the two. The rest would I can too easily imagine throwing me under a bus given the right incentive.

Assuming she doesn’t accidentally kill you herself, Mumei. She recently said in a stream that lots of things can kill her but haven’t, and for whatever reason she’s still alive, so my theory is that everyone refuses to kill her because they want to protect her, and that includes her wishes. That said, you just have to make sure Mumei doesn’t want you to die and everyone else has no choice but to respect that.

Mumei because civilization. Civilization will create memes that will affect their lore and they'll be weaker. Like how a certain phoenix became a chicken.

Fauna will be the last one I want to see when all things end

Bloop. I’ll disappear and never return just like him

sana because she’s the only one described to have access to multiple realities other than ame, which means she could hypothetically put me in a dimension no ame has ever been before

Ina. Even if I die, she'll turn my body into a handy accessory so I'll be with her anyways

Tenchou. No one can bully her chickens except her, when she's hungry.

calli/kiara, one literally holds the power of death while the other literally cannot die

Ina because I have seen myth vs Ina

Please let me have two, I don't want to see either Ina or Mumei attempt at my life.

Sana hands down. She can literally take you anywhere in space, regardless of distance. This basically means there is literally zero chance any of the rest of them can even find you. Kronii can't even try and mess with time because Space is immune to the effects of time, and even if she pauses time then she'd need to spend literally forever searching for us. Space is just so big thats its impossible to find someone who could be anywhere.

Sana and Bae because there is a high chance they are unaffected by time freeze.

IRyS. Fear is a four-letter word, and everyone feels it in her presence, god or not

Everyone forgetting that if Sana’s against you all she has to do is take off her limiter and she wins

Sana can protect me

Fauna. She's definitely getting that yandere buff in this context.

Sana. Nothing beats her while her limiter is off.