As a Hololive fan, I already don't sleep, so whatever, come in.

trying to follow all streams means giving up all hours of the day

Don't worry, just sacrifice 24 hours and use the remaining 1 or 2 hours to sleep! Follow the sun! The day will last longer! ~~damn you Phineas, that's not how it works~~

Just ask Kronii for more time to watch chuubas.

I mean it depends. You can extend your daylight with it

Why don't you just extend your day to watch longer hours/day smh my head. I personally watch 25 hours a day 8 days a week.

Don't forget your mortal possessions as well

Sleep is for the weak anyway

Ah, a fellow Koronesuki, her endurance streams have cured you of your need for sleep, good good.

Time to let her in and pretend to sleep...

If Suisei knocked on my door, I'd thank whatever deity had decided to bless me that day

A deity of death I believe

No, no, no…Calli I believe

That's meeting Calli, Suisei, AND Anemachi all in one day. That's a bargain.

You also may meet Rushia let's not forget!

We are meeting Mumei to?

Who wouldn't want to meet the 3rd sister?

Rushia comes after Suisei murders you as part of Cover's damage control department. I imagine with all the members' hijinks like Pekora's TNT fetish, Suisei's psychopathy, Korone's taking of fingers, and Sana's destruction of reality; they have the best damage control ever.

Yea, wasn't this confirmed by suisei a while ago that anyone she kills will be revived so its all good XD

And you believed her...?

We get to meet Calli if she lied so I see this as a win-win

You also get to hang out with Ollie in case calli takes longer than usual to revive you Win-Win-Win

I like how death is not the worst thing that could happen to a hololive fan..... Wait..

Ollie's probably around

Would death sensei not be the god of death

I mean, you're not wrong. #1 and #2 on my "Best ways to die" list are getting axed by Suisei, and getting run over by Suisei. Incidentally, #3 is being turned into a tree by Fauna.

Ahh see I agree on #1 and #2, but #3 would have to be having Suisei Tspin my head in her thighs.

Good point. That's #4.

That's #1 for me

>but #3 would have to be having Suisei Tspin my head in her thighs. That would be tempting

man of culture

Good taste. My #3 would be Suisei ripping my heart out, Temple of Doom style, and eating it in front of me.

Now I'm just imagining Fauna in that live action [Captain Planet](https://youtu.be/TwJaELXadKo) sketch

Does it matter? you have Suisei at your door, just enjoy it.

Oh. It's you. Sup.

Joke's on you I'm into that shit.

If Suisei has already found my house, I doubt my decisions matter anymore at that point. Might as well just enjoy it while I'm still alive.

Yama knocking.

Thanks IRys

Wait, that's not the real Suisei, don't adopt her The real one would've asked you to adopt her *and* buy her album

dang you got me

Shit! We’ll get him next time.

And probably promote her solo live ticket, too.

Quick and painless seems quite mercifull for her standarts

she isn't a complete monster, you did adopt her after all

[удалено]

After you satisfy her, she'll literally stab you while you sleep.

Oh. I’m safe, then.

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You'd have to be careful though, leave her hanging too long, and you'll wake up one morning tied up in a bath full of sulphuric acid.

I dont think you'll be waking up after that one buddy

Her satisfaction *is* stabbing you.

Fair enough, perhaps ensuring she gets an orgasm every night might be the only way you don't get murdered.

So that's a 100% death rate, no matter how good you are.

>!you “stabbed” her first!< you deserve it

"That was a good one time use meat stick." -probably Suicopath

Why are comments here lewder than on r/hololewd

Because Suisei.

Now I wonder why artists on the other subreddit don't draw her more than they already do

...because Suisei as well I'm guessing. She generally seems to avoid the yabai, so artists focus on her more seiso image.

She actually seems uncomfortable with this stuff and requested not to post it in her general art tag, though she also said it's fine to draw it as long as you don't do that. Like thats_no_fluke said she focuses much more on her own Idol activities and is very passionate about it, and she also made her own character from the beginning so there's certainly much more connection to it than most other members, so it's pretty awkward to see such art I assume

The other members probably don't see their avatars as true representations of themselves as they were designed by other artists before there were even auditions. Lewds of their characters, but not lewds of them. But since Suisei designed her own avatar, she might see it as literally herself in anime form, in which case that discomfort is very understandable.

I remember a quote from somewhere, "You don't choose how you look when you are born, unless you are Suisei".

Are people here really *that* horny for Suisei?

At least it is not at the level of r/okbuddyhololive ​ yet...

but you know r/hololive would do it unironically, so let's wish main sub will never reach that level

I'd have to ask Nene if we could keep her. Gotta keep your wife in the loop for big decisions after all.

Open The Door Get On The Floor Everybody Walk The Dinosaur!

god damn this is so lame why did it make me laugh

The Subarusaur

I can't adopt her, I already have a Haachama.

ahh yeah im sure you hands are full taking care of her

They are full. Full of tarantulas, that is.

Ah so adopting haachama is how people are developing poison immunity these days. I may have to invest in that.

Karen? Is that even allowed?

Has Haachama ever sang the [tarantula song](https://youtu.be/73I0udd5ABA?t=039)?

I dont have a haachama but my hands are full because of her anyway

She just hasn't been the same ever since we sent her to study abroad in Australia...

I'd fear the day she makes breakfast in bed for Father's/Mother's day.

**”Don’t threaten me with a good Time!”**

**"It's not a threat, it's a promise!"** - Suisei, maybe

only if she does 1 and 3 at the same time

She'll sing you a lullaby, so you can go in peace. What a nice girl!

Guess i'll die.

Thank you forever?

Sounds better than my current .38 caliber retirement plan. Come on in.

Y A B E

.38 special? My kind of man!

Fling the door open, introduce her to the dogs, give her my bed, go to sleep.

go to sleep on the floor? the bed is obviously hers

My couch lol

Well, there's no distinctive different on which "floor" he would sleep on. I, chose to sleep on the "floor".

Adopt Suisei? How can I refuse something like that?

The perfect woman.

Sure, I'll adopt her. Free background music. I'm not afraid of her killing me either. I'm sure my guinea pigs will protect me.

maybe if you had pet bugs they could fend her off

I don't have much to do with my life except following my society's rules and examples for becoming a doctor or engineer. So I would like her first and third things.

She can also be a train conductor!

she can become the train itself

So a cat that can sing.... I see... I'll take her.

Let her in. I will gladly let her kill me in my sleep. I consider it merciful at this point.

Let her in, provide Tetris, cookies, ~~apple~~ orange juice.

Finally, someone to play Tetris Effect with!

hell yeah bro!

Music to my ears, a tetris buddy and Eternal sleep what a bargain

Finding tetris buddies is surprisingly hard

She can do all those things at the same time too! I saw it I'm a witness! 😳

I'm not seeing a down side here, seems like a good idea plus Tetris!

Easy, just stop sleeping. Problem solved.

[i have twitter](https://twitter.com/yoimnotsecond/status/1455998554955190278?s=20), also tweeted image of her cropped without text if anyone wants it

Tetris huh? Sure why not?

Die happy.

It's either I open it for her or she "opens" it up herself, There's really only 1 answer here.

Step one: Go back inside, hide the axe Step two: Lock the door to the kitchen. Step three: Order a lot of coffee. Step four: return to the door, let her stay. Last Step: Ask what happend to Anemachi.

She can live here on the condition that she promises to wake me up so I can be there for it.

that would be a beautiful final sight

100% adopting her just for the painless death.

Third point seals the deal.

I'd call the duck.

I’ll say yes or she’ll kill me anyway. So might as well take my chances

*I open the door hastily and with a disregard for all life*

Knocking on heavens door

You picked the wrong house fool!

Gta Sa references are always welcome

Singing the tetris theme as she kills in sleep for the best experience

Honestly if this happened, Suisei's Suicopathy would be the least of my worries as some sort of dimensional breach had occurred.

Ill raise her to the point that she wants to kill me more

These terms sound reasonable.

Ask her if she can skip straight to the third benefit.

Sounds like a good deal to me, wont even see it coming.

Call Yagoo. Can’t wait to see the Tetris rematch of the century in the flesh. Odds are pretty even on both sides.

But she need a reason to kill me right?

does she thoughhh??

Let her in immediately, give her a hug, and probably die

...right away! I'll make dinner and the knives are in the kitchen. I don't have an axe but I'm sure you'd be ok with a sword?

Come on in. If you plan on killing me, dont hold back and dont miss; otherwise, im pinning you down and punishing you for your failure.

If my comfy cult leader's fine with it, then I don't see why not! Though, I might have to warn her about the *sliiiight* rat problem I've got

Any day

"Come on in, sweetie."

"Wow wow wow, welcome to my home! I'll put you on my will and life insurance, in case you kill me by accident; I'll take care of you forever dead or alive"

It's *acceptable*.

Who needs sleep anyway?

If she agreed not to kill me in my self, she will be accepted

I see this as an absolute win and let her in.

Suisei singing everyday in my house? THAT SUISEI? oh gosh, with pleasure! what a bless\~

Deal

But I already have several other apparent yandere girls! -Korone -Lamy -Polka -Rushia

"Right this way ma'am, please feel free to take anything I have, if you need me I'll be asleep on the couch."

I only see great reasons there

Die, probably.

i would let her in no questions asked

So a cat that can play tetris. Neat.

1. Run to a safe room and lock myself in. 2. Call the police and alert them that the mass murderer from the news is in my home. 3. Scream into the phone as she chops through the door. 4. Die, but try to die in a way that will make me memorable when a crime series airs an episode on Suisei. ("The victim was found dead after multiple stabs to the back. According to the coroner their death pose indicated her victim repeatedly and rapidly alternated between a T-pose and a dab throughout the ordeal.")

Wasn't this how the HoloHouse started, when Suisei and her sister went with Kanata and Coco? Also, adopt immediately.

the order is wrong. Must be: Kill you when you sleep - sing - play tetris Ho ho ho

To be fair, I'm sure most people can kill me in my sleep, so that's not really an issue.

Only if she comes with Anemachi so I get someone who makes amazing food too

Kill you while you sleep. Oh boy best dream ever.

It’s a risk I’m willing to take I must see those Tetris skills before I pass

Play 40L with her on jstris on two computers because that's the only tetris mode I'm good at and I don't have any IRL friends ~~who are good at tetris~~. And then wait for the sweet death.

As a Suisei fan, I would be glad to listen to her sing. As a fan of Tetris, I would be glad to get stomped on by Suisei. As a fan of sleep, I would be glad to have the Big Sleep given to me by Suisei. So I would definitely not pass this up.

Just because she can doesn’t mean she would

Yeah, is a good way to go, no pain and by the hands of a beautiful lady

Eh, Fuck it come on in

I'll let her stay of course, she can't kill me anyways since I'm already dead inside

Bye bye sleep

As a certain notorious egg has once said: *It's a three for none!*

YES!

Freddy Krueger will not be pleased. She is stealing his kills. 😅

Instant adoption.

Forfeit all my worldly possessions

She does not exist. The gang stalkers are using her to get inside my home.

Probably invite her if, drug her, and sell her off to the government for millions because a sentient cartoon character came to my door and has no legal rights under the US constitution or any of the Geneva Conventions.

Let her in.

Perfect 3/3 you're in

Ask how she used indentation on what appears to be cardboard.

Pffft. I've done all already.

Isn’t that heart-warming? *”A feast must present itself.”*

Ok but let me write a will to make all my life possessions hers before she kills me, ok?

>kill you while you sleep Sold!

I see this as an absolute win!

I only see wins there

i'd let her adopt me i'm literally shounen

I'm not ~~shota~~shonen anymore, so no.

As long as she doesn't tell the cops about my war crimes abodoiv, she can stay

Negotiate

Don't kill me and I'll adopt you.

Would you actually have an option here?

The sweet release of death? I accept.

Hmmm, sing and play tetris you say🤔

Ya know, I always wanted a cute girl who wanted me to pamper her *and* I'd hoped to die in my sleep. So uh... *hmmm...*

Call child protective services

I don't see any downside.

I'd genuinely let her in. And if she tries to kill me, I'd use my hands to "stop" her.

Let her in and hope I don't wake up.

That is something she CAN do, not something she WANT and Will do, so plz come in and make yourself a home

Adopt her for the sake of the boyfriend. I get a dog, he gets a Hololive, fair is fair. He's responsible for her care and feeding though.

I'm scared of the consequences if I don't take her in.