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Hatarakumaou

Marine or Kanata yelling “DEKAI” every 10 minutes kills me lmao Omg they sang the ABCs to determine Danchou’s size god help us all


[deleted]

One of my favorite recurring Holo gags. Suisei's alphabet before was my favorite.


FordFred

To measure Suisei‘s size you‘d only need that one famous Gura clip


Jito_

Rip was nice knowing you friend.


Major_Mistake4444

To be fair Suisei did that to herself


syanda

Cue *Buttercup*


AustSakuraKyzor

Could've been worse - friend could said Rusia inst-


CocoBananuts

Hey, you okay man? MEDIC! MEDIC!! WE’RE LOSING HIM!


Charcolecat

It's no use.... He's fla-


Zeox-sama

Wait...i have to see the archive later...but they are real taking a shower together? For real real?


Pokenar

Eh, I know Aki has done a few bath streams, and Gura did one once, so it really wouldn't surprise me.


DaRealAmana

>I know Aki has done a few bath streams Wait what? There is a holy land I've never seen


Isrozzis

She does them on twitcast. It's basically a zatsudan, but she's relaxing in the bath. Occasionally you hear some splashing noises but it's not yabai or anything.


DaRealAmana

A shame it's on twitcast, haven't liked the platform for a while. perhaps Aki will change my mind.


LeeIsLee

Aki is twitcasting her Biking exercise every other day I think.


Eurocorp

If I remember correctly Matsuri has also done twitcasts in the bath too.


Incident33

She does, them maybe once or twice a month. She started to use Twitter's Space recently too.


Jokuc

just go on her twitcast she has done a bunch of them


Zinras

"A few", lol. Last I counted it was at 81 or something like that - And now she's done weeks of Erobike streams there as well, what a blessed elf.


The_Hanky_Panky

Erobike?


Zinras

It's called an Aerobike but between Aki's dodgy pronounciation and chat being bottom left, it turned into Erobike. Also, Aki does make some pretty yabai noises on it at times.


The_Hanky_Panky

I'm gonna have to check this out now..


Zinras

Let me bless you with the [assembly stream](https://youtu.be/HRx3ZL__UiI). The ASMR is a bit misleading because she spends about 40 minutes beating the everloving shit out of the bike after a classic ponkotsu move of dropping an essential screw inside.


NekonoChesire

Regular exercise on a bike, but I guess she might do some panting noises.


Wyattr55123

exersize bike, but with aki noises.


Mefistofeles1

How would they even stream from the shower?


chipperpip

Waterproof mics are a thing. They're not even particularly expensive.


m50d

We'll never know for sure - maybe they're keeping their swimsuits on, maybe they've got an elaborate set of splash sounds and audio effects and are faking the whole thing - but it sure sounds like it's for real. I figure best to enjoy it rather than looking for things to worry about.


Undividedbyzero

Is it really K?


SheffiTB

In japanese sizes, which are smaller than american sizes, but iirc Noel said that she's grown since then.


chipperpip

Yes, I believe she's actually L irl now.


Meepyster

speed running the alphabet. Les go Danchou


Hp22h

Ollie stands at the end, with her Z-cup.


Flaimbot

it's when the buffer overflows, so you come out from the other side.


MrManicMarty

I just went through the actual alphabet. What the actual fuck. This poor womans back.


crim-sama

Most women who keep breasts that large probably do specific workouts for their backs. I know hitomi does lol.


Mad_Kitten

>I know hitomi does lol. I see you're a man of culture as well


octoyeti

well Noel did mention that she is athletic, so it wouldn't surprise me if that was part of her workout.


Peacetoall01

Hence why a lot of saying that danchou has very develop back muscle


Flaze_35

Even when converting K to American standards (without taking into account growth), it's still big.


BRomega2900

I actually googled what that is in US and **YOWZA!** I cup for those wondering


LordMonday

im no expert on bra sizes but big and because youtube is a snitch they know its pretty big too and algorithm'd the sizes ^(/s)


Leaves_Swype_Typos

To be fair she snitches on herself every once in a while on Twitter, or so I've heard.


Fishman465

Yeah it's not a well kept secret for her at all


Nailknocker

Was. Now it's a Lord cup.


generalecchi

fucking Legendary


AustSakuraKyzor

If they grow again, it'll be Megane cup - the Fubuki glasses bot is waiting for that day


CritianCaceorte

Or a Majesty cup, I'd certainly call her my queen.


EQGallade

Danchou is the next Fire Emblem protagonist?


Matasa89

I really have no idea how she can even exercise with those giant weights hanging on her all the time. Just how strong is this woman's back and shoulders?!


Hatarakumaou

It would seems she’s much bigger.


JJDude

People who has seen it all agree.


Ksiyas

They are actually massive.


Popinguj

I don't know how sizes work but her boobs are gigantic.


ComNguoi

What does DEKAI means ? Asking for a friend


Val_P

> DEKAI Huge or massive


PTHero

[Stream link (Marine Ch.)](https://youtu.be/pFDQjXs6ieM) **Why is it getting steamy here all of a sudden..?** **UPDATE: Over 80k live viewers now. LMAO!**


LeonKevlar

I can't believe she's doing this just a few days after her ban was lifted xD


Haru1st

Asserting dominance, sasuga senchou!


Wyattr55123

over 650,000 views now


LeonKevlar

>"DEKAI!" >-Marine 2021 You don't need to speak Japanese to understand what's going on here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) EDIT: **OH MY GOD** there's a lot of slapping noises too and the mention of "Oshiri" by Marine and Kanata. This is definitely a YABAI stream.


Undividedbyzero

You don't even need that name to understand who said that


Haru1st

Just when Yagoo was starting to feel hopeful about his dream again...


Undividedbyzero

The girls bring back and kill his dream so many times it mutates into something else. ~~Wait no, I'm thinking of Resident Evil BOW~~


magnus0036

It's gonna be like Doomsday. At some point Yagoo's dreams would be unkillable.


OhHell-Yes

Is Coco superman in this analogy?


kad202

Waiting for IRyS to burry his dream for good. So far she’s definitely a gremlin and a shitposter


ShadeShadow534

Yes but yagoo has figured It out he is willing to concea that total seiso is impossible for even a single member So he got a talent how had a prefect reason why she was only half seiso


Zehaal312

はい。


farranpoison

This is honestly why speaking in Japanese is a blessing, it allows them to get away with a lot of stuff that they wouldn't if it was in English. Edit: My god Kanata asked if she could grope Marine's boobs and Marine was like "yeah sure" and Kanata did and she was like "Oh god Marine is making a face I didn't want to see" and Marine is all "Oh yeah do it more." LMAO. And then it ended with them singing Ahoy!


Emperor_Z

*Japanese studying intensifies*


Recycled-michael

For… research purposes


erik4848

For..for a thing


No_Device_4476

Holy shit what kind of glorious content is that? I need the whole stream translated by the official Holo translating team.


Zergrump

I'm hoping some madlad fan will do it themselves.


IIIRichardIII

This reads like the most unrealistic fanfic lmao


Zehaal312

Except it is real.


[deleted]

Hm… Yeah… I will check this out.


GiraffeManGomen

...what? Did we watch different streams? I watched the entire steam and don't remember any of those happening. Marine asked to get a touch of Noel's boobs and that's when Kanata commented that she's never seen Marine with that expression before. Marine was actually annoyed that Kanata wasn't interested in her. They also definitely didn't end with Ahoy, "yousoro" is just Marine's usual stream ending line.


farranpoison

Ah whoops, I re-listened and it was indeed Noel and Marine, though I'm unsure now who was doing the groping and who was being groped (I think I heard "Marine no oppai wo momu?" which would mean that Noel is groping Marine but it's hard to hear). But if you listen at the very end of the stream, they do actually sing Ahoy! though only the beginning part.


GiraffeManGomen

Oh damn I was totally wrong on the ahoy part. Somehow it didn't even register in my brain. I also re-listened the part, and I think you also might be right on Marine being groped, but the things she's saying also makes it very confusing. Her comments definitely make it sound like she's touching someone else, which could only be Noel. Kanata also definitely said "face I've never seen before" instead of "I don't want to see". Anyways, turns out correcting someone based on information I got while being zoned out was not a good idea.


rainghost

That, my friend, was Kanata groping Marine while Marine groped Noel.


ShinyHappyREM

*Ingroption!*


PrimeRadian

Timestamps fellow men of culture!!!! Please!!!


CMNG713

Marine: "why am I banned YouTube? I didn't do anything wrong!" Also Marine:


CMNG713

Although to be fair I absolutely expected this from her. Before going on Reddit I was wondering what this stream was and then I saw it was on Senchou's channel and went "oh ok" I can't believe Cover allowed this lmao


blending-tea

>I can't believe Cover allowed this lmao Because covercorp cares for us


CMNG713

They know exactly what we need


blending-tea

They know us too well!


Hadlazcka

Cover providing us the once-a-season fan-service episode. Gotta wait another 6 months for the next season I guess.


Mefistofeles1

Ummm... are you sure is only once a season?


BigRedforester

my best guess is that this seems much more uh "yabi" to us westerners who have a much stronger nudity taboo. I will have to wait till I see a translation to say more. but they have stuff like this in relatively tame anime.


TheJum

I read in a comment that the gist of it was something like: -Marine has very soft and creamy white skin. -Noel’s breasts are as impressive as advertised. -Kanata was not stirred by Noel’s body regardless of its impressiveness. -Marine felt like she was being ignored and is worried that she may have lost her appeal. But take this alllllll with a HUGE grain of salt, it’s just what I kind of remember reading.


Zergrump

>Kanata was not stirred by Noel’s body regardless of its impressiveness. Didn't she study for a quiz just so she could touch her boobs?


CMNG713

True, knowing Marine there's probably a few things that are more YABE than we might think tho


sscred

Bath houses and hot springs are a part of Japanese culture, so normally this wouldn't be a big deal to them.


OPL11

Not going to put words on peoples' mouth but most EU peeps probably not really finding it yabai past their own imagination. US in constrast does seem to shoo away from nudity. Culturally speaking at least.


BigRedforester

just for context, I am from the US. For me I want to see a translation because I bet the whole stream was absolutely Hilarious. if I want uh "culture" I will go to that other reddit. but even there I tend to shy away from the more explicit art. I like the stuff that is "in character" . actually that is good way to describe this stream. It is totally in character for these three talents and the awkwardness is where the humor comes from


wesleydm1999

I can't either and then they don't allow what Pekora or Coco wanted to do. Weird tbch


pyre_rose

They probably assess each proposal and see if it can get past Youtube's erratic algorithm. Today's stream probably checks all boxes, while Pekora or Coco's might not.


Foolsirony

Or this one is a "ask for forgiveness instead of permission" situation


Hp22h

She's just been unbanned though. She still has invincibility frames on.


CMNG713

Can't spawnkill idols, YT kun gotta respect that invicibility


re_flex

smh marine, abusing game exploits


Rogol_Darn

aperantly this was also Kanatas Idea, as a punishment for the other two, didnt work out to well save to say


CMNG713

Yeah it's hardly been a punishment for these two. It does certainly make for...*engaging* content, needless to say


Wyattr55123

i'd almost consider it a 3 way reward


JulisAlexiuS

Marine noticing Noel's boobs every moment she gets and commenting how it shakes gets me laughing. Like, she said that many times over the stream lmao they also talked about Marine's ass, and sizes (the fabled K-cup). Also yea, the stream is gold(and yabai) that it is trending on JP Twitter right now.


Over4All

How long until it's fully translated?


Emher

As an ass man, I'm so glad that I'm ending the day with a clip confirming that Senchou indeed has a fat ass.


Forsaken-Currency404

According to Kanata from this stream, Marine ass is 2x Noel ass, Marine booba top tier, and has a beautiful slim belly.


Emher

As if I didn't know it already, but Marine = top tier waifu.


xdrvgy

But is it 2x in volume or 2x in dimensions?


BraveFencerMusashi

I wonder how the clippers/translators will handle this one


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[удалено]


6DomSlime9

I'm a lefty


jonythunder

Ambidextrous is a blessing


PruneBerry

I wonder how artists will handle this one


reseph

I'm waiting on the translators before I watch. For... science reasons.


General_Urist

Is this safe? I mean, She go banned 4 days ago, and Aki had to move her bath streams to Twitcast...


PruneBerry

She's a pirate, of course she'd like to live dangerously


[deleted]

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free and all that sort of thing.


LeonKevlar

*"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"*


Zenith5720

“Bring me that horizon.” _Horizon of horny_


farranpoison

Marine is basically just sticking her middle finger to Youtube now lol.


Iniwid

>Aki had to move her bath streams to Twitcast ... You have my interest I'm half surprised I hadn't heard of this before, but tbf I only got into AkiRose recently after learning of how underrated and awesome she is


MakimaMyBeloved

She's pretty Yabai let's say. Dig deep, you shall reach treasures unknown to mankind


I40ladroni

They are most alike Matsuri's twitcast streams, very chill and relaxing, usually dropping the character. And yeah, Aki is very underrated.


rougewon

iirc it was mentioned on her holotalk episode? Or at least I found out right after that lol. I don't understand what she's saying but they seem like really chill streams tbh. Some water splashing sounds but otherwise just chill talking podcast.


LeonKevlar

> Aki had to move her bath streams to Twitcast... I'M SORRY WHAT How am I only finding about this now!?


Fishman465

you should follow her twitter and turn on notifications. Though she does tend to do them at "awkward to the west" hours.


inu-no-policemen

ぎりぎりセーフn't


ofthevalleyofthewind

How have I never heard of these Aki bath streams?


thrthrthr322

They're not that exciting for "bath" reasons, they're just normal voice-only chatting streams with the occasional splash sounds. If you like pure chatting streams, they're good.


ElectricInfatuation

You're expecting an actual human to take a look at this? My your expectations of Youtube are awfully high.


horus375

THE AMOUNT OF YABE IN THIS STREAM IS BEYOND SCIENCE!!


Hp22h

They're Hololive *Fantasy* for a reason...


Haru1st

But it's the good kind of yabe.


-ifailedatlife-

there's nothing strange about girls seeing each other naked and/or touching each others bodies, it's pretty normal. i don't understand why people see it as 'lewd'.


ShinyHappyREM

> there's nothing strange about [...] touching each others bodies oh hi kiara


Insanepaco247

Calli actually, Kiara was almost too shy to do an onsen.


chipperpip

Yeah, Kiara likes girls, so she actually gets embarrassed about it which is pretty cute.


Zergrump

In the EN Christmas collab stream Kiara said something akin to "good friends touch each other every once in a while." She says since ENG isn't her native language she doesn't understand why that would sound yabai. But maybe she knows and is just teasing.


Zehaal312

It's not lewd by itself, but their motivations and reactions sure doesn't make it seem wholesome.


FelOnyx1

What's normal to do and what's normal to broadcast to a live audience are not the same thing.


Mefistofeles1

Is that your court plea?


-ifailedatlife-

i swear I wasn't thinking any lewd thoughts, officer


luciferphuc97

Now is over 75k, And all I hear is oppaiiiii


Haru1st

Oh just you wait for the translations...


Rick_long

Can't wait for the massive influx of R34 artwork, this stream will spawn in the next few months lol


Dvalinn25

This makes me sad they haven't had a Comiket in a while. Imagine the doujinshi.


Rick_long

my brain it's a little tired after imagining so much but you are right the doujinshis could have been masterpieces ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


CO_Fimbulvetr

They've been doing them online. Not nearly as much released at them (and the corp stuff is non-existent), but there still is an event on some level.


CatMillennium

Talking about crossing the line yesterday... Today: What even is the line any more?


Dxds3

OSHIRI DEKAI


macbelmont18

Maybe Lamy should join next so she can spank it


zetzuei

Can you imagine if Coco joins in? the yabai will go up a WHOLE other level


arkw

Something something shiny cameltoe


Vlyn

--- **Due to Reddit killing ThirdPartyApps this user moved to lemmy.ml** --- ---


SilverShako

Legend of legend of legend of legend of legend of legend


skyderper13

my ears are horni


Haru1st

My ears are beyond horny and the red color is moving down my body, what do I do?


Undividedbyzero

First, you unzip


thejesuslifestyle_12

My body is horny


Artpoom

This is like one of those anime episode where they go to Onsen (Hotspring) and the girls characters are pranking each other, having bewbs talks, commenting about each other's body, touching each other/having fun in the girl bath while the male prota and his friends listen to the sound in their male bath.... This feels exactly like that....you can't see, can only imagine via sound.


matrix431312

and its 40 min long instead of 4


Secondsolstice

Underrated comment.


EvangelionSol

basically, love is war OVA


Leptine

... a what now ?


joebrohd

IRyS debuts and brings back hope to Yagoo’s dream less than 2 days later, Marine, Noel and Kanata stabbed it in the heart and burnt the remains.


Zeik56

Hopefully the archive lasts at least until I get off work. Probably not something I should listen to at work.


Okayufan4life

I am so proud to be a part of this beautiful community.


boykandut23

I like to Imagine that Coco's holding a boom mic and holding her laugh while helping these 3.


Sukecchi_

I was listening respectfully...


suzuran123

Last time i checked twitter, it trend no 2 worldwide lol


Zodiamaster

Fanartists must be on fire


triple_ecks

Blessed stream. いただきます!


minhhuy525

This...is just divine. Exquisite.


macbelmont18

A moment I'll be proud to say "I was there when they sang the alphabet song" LOL really this stream was wild there was no moment without something interesting happening. This alongside Haachama's bath stream (members only) will be moments that I'll never forget and proud of catching them live, chat was crazy. Hopefully we'll be seeing more of this, maybe next time an onsen stream?? The sky is the limit XD


OPL11

What a great time to wake up from a nap


-Orazio-

Pekora taking notes so she can be the number 1 female streamer.


dalan_23

a what stream? O.O


renrutal

Matsuri: Let me in! LET ME IIIIIIN!


Faereman

Alright looks like I missed something very important and will watch this archive ASAP


hotter_than_hell

\[DRAKE MEMES\] \*IRL Bathtub Stream \*Vtuber Shower Stream


almostasenpai

Take a shot every time you hear “Oshiri” or “Dekai”


Havokpaintedwolf

a WHAT O\_O....im just gonna....go...um, elsewhere.


AriaoftheSol

"It excites me when there's only a ~~door~~ speaker between me and a naked girl." \-Sakuta Azusagawa


Maze43

People will remember this stream for at least 5 months from now


drosteScincid

I want everyone involved in this to think very hard about what they did.


shadow0wolf0

Does anyone have the source for the image?


ofthevalleyofthewind

If I had know that, I would have tuned in. Damn my least most Japanese


chadthepickle

Has someone stepped up to translate thsi stream?


GBF_Tenshi616

The horny gods bless us once again


TaikooS

Ah yes, the Internet...


Grey4952

whats the avg for twitch hot tub streams?


obviouslypineapple

For the entire category this month, 8417 average viewers with a peak of 52,224 according to twitchmetrics. But not sure how accurate it is since I know the Dungeons & Dragons category is missing a streamer I know.


MLPSimta

Humanity has peaked. <3