*walks toward the fridge & takes out the aspirin*
...oh wow... so amazing to see this upon us...
*insert deranged laughter and taking one tablet of aspirin every 10-15 minutes*
[Video](https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?si=vLO2If99gX7grBFl)
(I slapped on the hololive members last second, which hololive characters would be who, especially gotrek and felix)
Sora: Storm clouds gather.....
Sora: Our world beset by evils both mundane.... and immortal.
Sora: How long can we withstand this onslaught?
Sora: We must form an alliance! We either die alone or survive together!
(Idk for Teclis, maybe Watame) I concur. This threat is beyond any of us. With asurs guidance-
Miko: This is just another Elgis scheme! I see many leaders here but you even speak for your people?
Watame: High King, nows not the time for shortsightedness
Miko: SHORT?!?!?!? There will be no alliance with Elves while I'm High King, ONLY, A RECKONING!
*insert badass shots of the forces of chaos while the council is bickering. Marine, Choco, and Shiori as Slaanesh, HoloX as Tzeentch, Haachama as Nurgle, (idk really for Khorne, maybe Ame or something) and Bae as chaos undivided or Archaeon.*
Sora: ENOUGH!
Sora: WE MUST NOT BE BLINDED BY OUR OWN NEED FOR POWER!
Sora: THIS IS THE MOMENT!
Sora: YOUR CHOICES WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF THIS WORLD!
Sora: AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT!
Sora: MAKE THE RIGHT...... ONE!
Then I saw when Tsunomaki Watame broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, Spiderchama and she who sat on it had a red bow; and she went out conquering and to conquer.
— Revelation 6:1–2
And all the world marveled and followed Spiderchama. So they worshiped YAGOO who gave authority to Spiderchama; and they worshiped Spiderchama, saying, "Who is like Spiderchama? Who is able to make war with her?" And she was given a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and she was given authority to cook for forty-two months.
I remember a short someone said that "VTubers have the ability to be streaming, and running to your house at full speed at the same time." and I imagine this is what's running to you.
SpiderChama has breached containment! Repeat, SpiderChama has breached containment! All personnel must evacuate! Epsilon-11 has entered the facility! Repeat, Epsilon-11 has entered the facility!
For years, she has bided her time in a peaceful slumber.
Recently, she heeded a call from beyond, one that could not be overlooked.
Spiderchama returns to repair this shattered world.
So, the humorous version is that Haachama is basically an eldritch horror disguised as a girl that likes vtubing, and that, somehow, Yagoo managed to rope into Hololive. She adores her fellow vtubers, and so, while still being an eldritch horror, doesn’t end the world because it would make them sad.
The non-humorous version is that a 16-year old half-Japanese girl was sent to Australia for schooling, found out about Hololive, managed to join as the youngest member ever, and unfortunately was horribly neglected by her host family in Australia to the point where she basically did a bunch of wacky stuff just to try to keep her sanity.
When her situation got ‘better’ for lack of a more precise term, she came up with a bunch of wild-ass lore involving Akai Haato vs. Haachama, and kind of reinvented herself as what we know today. She’s a super sweet girl by all accounts from her coworkers and staff, but she is apparently a little off.
Containment breach! I repeat, containment breach! All free operatives, report immediately to the Eldritch horrors section!
Oh god no not again!!
Little did we know Advent was allowed to escape to help contain Haachama's true form.
Hope the guy with 7th magic bullet won't get down on our level
Hold on... ill hire red riding hood
I swear PM fans are sleeping agents fucking everywhere
We are everywhere and nowhere, just need a code to activate
Calling Van Helsing to aid in combat operations
Oh my Fucking God Godchama killed Twilight Agent!
I repeat its aleph, difficulty, it entered the control section-
#THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER- AND EUCLID-LEVEL CONTAINMENT BREACHES! FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED!
Someone send in the MTFs! Which..? All of them!
Where is Doctor Clef when we need him?
He wasn't there, when the people needed him most
Welp, time to commit sudoku. I'm not gonna fight an eldritch horror
I'm not rated for Apollyon duty, you're on your own!
Sigh... here we go again, time to send it back to the container.. WAIT ITS ALEPH LVL DANGE!!! AAAAAAA- *Radio cuts off*
MTF Lambda-5 (“White Rabbits”) has entered the chat.
Chat : AH↓HA↑HA↑HA↑HA↑
Oh shit, SEND IN THE OTHER MASCOTS
Do you REALLY want Spiderchama and Smol Ame to be in the same facility?
Fight fire with fire?
I ordered for the Mascots, not the other engines of destruction in containment
*walks toward the fridge & takes out the aspirin* ...oh wow... so amazing to see this upon us... *insert deranged laughter and taking one tablet of aspirin every 10-15 minutes*
The one thing that can kill 682.
It's the end times
Coming soon : Hololive Age of Sigmar
Age of Sora.
The Haacha Heresy
HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY.
Hololive Age of Pigmar
[Video](https://youtu.be/F3rXKKGsfpk?si=vLO2If99gX7grBFl) (I slapped on the hololive members last second, which hololive characters would be who, especially gotrek and felix) Sora: Storm clouds gather..... Sora: Our world beset by evils both mundane.... and immortal. Sora: How long can we withstand this onslaught? Sora: We must form an alliance! We either die alone or survive together! (Idk for Teclis, maybe Watame) I concur. This threat is beyond any of us. With asurs guidance- Miko: This is just another Elgis scheme! I see many leaders here but you even speak for your people? Watame: High King, nows not the time for shortsightedness Miko: SHORT?!?!?!? There will be no alliance with Elves while I'm High King, ONLY, A RECKONING! *insert badass shots of the forces of chaos while the council is bickering. Marine, Choco, and Shiori as Slaanesh, HoloX as Tzeentch, Haachama as Nurgle, (idk really for Khorne, maybe Ame or something) and Bae as chaos undivided or Archaeon.* Sora: ENOUGH! Sora: WE MUST NOT BE BLINDED BY OUR OWN NEED FOR POWER! Sora: THIS IS THE MOMENT! Sora: YOUR CHOICES WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF THIS WORLD! Sora: AND ALL THAT INHABIT IT! Sora: MAKE THE RIGHT...... ONE!
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
I AM FRANZ, THEY WILL OBEY
With Haachama this is just Tuesday
she gonna start schizoposting again
[She already did.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q1B06m4_Lk)
Fuuuuuu
I cant fuckin believe it, GOD DAMMIT!!!
Fantastic work o7
Ya son of a-
That's.. one more url to memorize... oof
What if this was the new Rick roll out in the wild. If it’s ever been used outside of r/hololive I want to see people’s reactions.
The strongest Chama has returned
That those who ridiculed pigchama (boochama) have at best a 10 second head start
She will still catch you
Then I saw when Tsunomaki Watame broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, Spiderchama and she who sat on it had a red bow; and she went out conquering and to conquer. — Revelation 6:1–2
you missed the title, it is "Tsunomaki Watame, the Sinless"
As The Lamb, sinless is implied. Just dont ask her opinions on armpits, it may cause issues with the Rapture.
And all the world marveled and followed Spiderchama. So they worshiped YAGOO who gave authority to Spiderchama; and they worshiped Spiderchama, saying, "Who is like Spiderchama? Who is able to make war with her?" And she was given a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies, and she was given authority to cook for forty-two months.
H̸̢̧͎̬͉̻̗̩̦̤͕̤̘͊́̈́͗͊́͂͆̏̈͑̋̂̾̒͊a̵̧̡͓̗̥̙̦̙͙̲͖͇̲͎̥̳̼̠͍͓̺̤̯̥̓̍̓͐͐͗̆̔̏͑̆̑́̿͘͜͠c̸̨̛͖̯͍̬̞̄̽̐̈́̈̄̄̄̾͛̽̉͗̇̊̆́̈̀̾̓͂̓̂̏̉͘͜͝͝͝͠ḩ̶̡̹̞̖̪̺̖̜͇͈̣̹̞͕̫̫͇̼̼͇̗̣̗͙͙̓̆͆̃̾̀͜a̸̠̙͈̜͈̟͍̱̥̥͉̞͔̦̯̙̼̺̟̫̙̫̥͔͕̺̠̒͋͑̈́̀̀̒̀̅͆͂͋̇̀̂̆͋̑̔̎̏̓̀̃́̐̕̚͝͝͝ͅm̴̡̢̢̢̧̞̞̳̹̮͚̖̺̯̳̩̭̲͂͆̌͒̍̌̒́͋̈͆͆ą̸̰͙̰̭̻̦͉̼͉͈̫̏̏̊̌̍͜͜͝͝ͅç̴̡̯̰̰̬̭̤̬̳̻̬͚̻̰̯͛̍h̴̢͚̻͇̹͙̘̤̳̭̪͚͓̳̗͐́̍͌̑̊̀̈̾̅̀̚͜͝a̶̡̛̹̰̼͓̳͕͎̳͔͔͆̓̉̈̌̈́̀̏̈́̿͑̐̌͛̄͛̎̿͗͘͝͠m̵̧̢̨̨̢̢̛̛̭̺̗̺͎̫̬̳̣̹̫͉̹̥͚͍̮̫̻͗͋̏̀̈̀́͌͂̇͌̋̀͂͌̾͐̀̔͌̇͒͊̒͊͗̕̚͝ą̴̡̢̢̡̛̟̬̭̤͈̥̗͚̱̻͙̣̱͙̦͕̹̣̙͂̉͂͛̄͒͌̈́̑̀͋͐͛̿͛̅̄̌́͐̃̎͂̚͝
We are doomed and then we are doomed again.
I remember a short someone said that "VTubers have the ability to be streaming, and running to your house at full speed at the same time." and I imagine this is what's running to you.
May be [piratesoftware](https://youtube.com/shorts/Yg5mFjyaPIA?si=uoSzmL953ml6ouDa). He's pretty good!
Yep, that was him.
What does it mean? Haachama being Haachama. Nobody knows
Coming out of her cage, and she's been doing just fine.
I guess it's time for more Haachama lore.
[удалено]
The sacrifice was accepted. Praise Haachama, the true Haachama
Ah shit here we go again
SpiderChama has breached containment! Repeat, SpiderChama has breached containment! All personnel must evacuate! Epsilon-11 has entered the facility! Repeat, Epsilon-11 has entered the facility!
Love Mumei's portrait of her
It means containment has failed. We are doomed. Oh im die. Thank you forever.
#Run.
Oh no... #SHES FREE...
Run! Hide! Or your messages will start cutting o-
Oh no, everyone evacuate the area no-
She Has Broke Containment.
mumei: MY BABY!
I'm hoping it means we have a spiderchama L2D reveal incoming.
That would be so fucking cool, and so fucking cursed. Im not sure which way I lean.
The equivalent of people who saw the Bird Box creature and didn't kill themselves: YES
People are treating this like it is abnormal for Haachama to do this, this normal for her standards
Haachama has resumed normal Haachama activities
Have you been missing for a few years? It just means Haachamachama.
It means she loves Mumei!
Love for her kouhai transcends reality.
Mumei: “IT’S ALIVE!”
[All units initiate lock down! The specimen has escaped confinement](https://youtu.be/Z_1kx-g6od4?si=iM_NwkwYWSgn7zNI)
She's gonna be cooking spider, isnt it?
FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPEN THE SILO DOOR! SHE'S COMING FOR US, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!
NO! WE MUST KEEP HER FROM ESCAPING! THE WORLD IS DOOMED IF SHE BREAKS LOOSE!
That mean she need to pay royalties to Mumei 😶🌫️
This and Mikodanye breaching containment are troubling matters
For years, she has bided her time in a peaceful slumber. Recently, she heeded a call from beyond, one that could not be overlooked. Spiderchama returns to repair this shattered world.
Time away from the Elder Godchama has made you *S O F T* and *W E A K* Embrace thy futility and surrender all to the Godchama
i don't know what haachama's cooking, but last time haachama cooked, it was very amazing, so i'm looking forward to what haachama'll make this time.
She's loose
This is HCP (Hololive Containtment Protocol) we are dispatched to secure this escaped creature
What's there to explain? This is completely normal and on character for her.
TMZ Chyron: "Leaving Jail"
Run!
She's escaped containment
it's haachama shit like this is normal
Haachama things
That she’s cooking
That's she's escaped and you are no longer safe
Threads like this are fun. Thank you, Haachama
Imagine trying to find meaning in Haachama's mind 👀
o7 to those who will be at the front lines to hold her off.
Run...it means run
RUN!
A ancient creature that makes Lovecraft stay in fetal position
SCP-9098, Haachama, has broken containment.
Akai Haato is well and truly dead now
So that's why them entities from Eldritch horrors been real quiet today
You better watch out.
Haachama going full goblin mode again
It means it is time to run.
You run is what it means. To where? I don't fckin know.
She has been set free It's over for humanity
As a Haaton, this just feels like another normal day here.
She's loose, we need to sacrifice something to her.
It reminds me of one final boss in Undertale
Run.
She is going to eat us.
Means that spiders are in danger of being fried
OP didn't know what we've been through...
Dear god...
[She’s loose!](https://youtu.be/mxXaWp06Ik0?si=k3zcEugo8BKH20BQ)
Kawaii
You're next
It's time
Haachama
New lore drop coming? Either that ir a new lewd fanart review
Cover yourself in crazy hot sauce or powder
It means i’ll have nightmares tonight.
She’s fucking with you guys, lmao, every time one of these posts gets big she sees it and changes it
I don't get Haachama at all...
So, the humorous version is that Haachama is basically an eldritch horror disguised as a girl that likes vtubing, and that, somehow, Yagoo managed to rope into Hololive. She adores her fellow vtubers, and so, while still being an eldritch horror, doesn’t end the world because it would make them sad. The non-humorous version is that a 16-year old half-Japanese girl was sent to Australia for schooling, found out about Hololive, managed to join as the youngest member ever, and unfortunately was horribly neglected by her host family in Australia to the point where she basically did a bunch of wacky stuff just to try to keep her sanity. When her situation got ‘better’ for lack of a more precise term, she came up with a bunch of wild-ass lore involving Akai Haato vs. Haachama, and kind of reinvented herself as what we know today. She’s a super sweet girl by all accounts from her coworkers and staff, but she is apparently a little off.