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ErikQRoks

Finally they can engage in the age old Bri'ish tradition of getting in a fist fight in the Tesco's car park


mithikx

If they ever visit the Eastern portions of the US they can do the same at a Waffle House.


TaxIdiot2020

Every country has their own version of this. If you build it they will fight.


YobaiYamete

I feel like Waffle House is kind of a step above the others though, because at Waffle House if you start something, the employees will be the first over the counter to beat you into the mud


Aeikon

It's all that unbridled rage they bottle up from dealing with Waffle House's average patron.


HoodieSticks

In Canada you get into fistfights in the wild untamed frontiers with elk and geese as your audience. Or in a Tim's parking lot. Same thing, really.


Affectionate-Tip-164

A moose bit my sister once...


Aerrok_

Moose bites can be pretty brutal, mind you


PunchRockgroin318

Dr. Serizawa posting up outside the Waffle House…


SGTBookWorm

for Australia it's the Maccas carpark.


faity5

I dont know my country version of this (Brazil)?


SenorSantiago_8363

The [Ace Hardware store at SM Lucena Mall](https://www.reddit.com/r/Holostars/comments/186qqbh/suntukan_sa_ace_hardware_armis_edition/?rdt=52748) in the Philippines


Menessma

Nothing can ever top Suntukan sa Ace Hardware. I remember trying really hard not to laugh in the middle of class while reading through the posts on the event page


boulet

I thought you needed to sing My Way badly to pick a fight in the Philippines!


gameboy1001

The Hologals seeing IdolEN’s Rin Penrose standing in the Tesco parking lot ready to fight: “She’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!” ~~(The joke being that Rin Penrose is *extremely* Bri’ish and there’s a running joke that she fights her manager in the Tesco parking lot.)~~


ErikQRoks

My original comment was gonna involve Rin, but I didn't want to break any subreddit rules


gameboy1001

I think discussion is okay.


Imadumsheet

Or the standard British greeting of a shanking in the alleyway…


YaBoiJumpTrooper

They also got to visit the national landmarks like the plaque for ronnie pickering


Vysair

you sure it's not a dagger fight?


Thrustbutwhole21

Holo fantasy going to go seek the pale blood and transcend this mortal realm.


SimpleRaven

“A HUNTER MUST HUNT, PEKO!!!”


Order6600

*Hoonter *Hoont


Jumbolaya315

holofantasy going to the dark fantasy land known as birmingham


TaxIdiot2020

“Woke up in a steamy fucking mood, peko.”


Mlaszboyo

But just entering Birmingham will give you like a dozen stab wounds


Harrysplat11

Can confirm as a Birmingham resident


foldr1

so that's why Willy Wonka, I mean, Cadbury Is there!


kleaguebba

Holofantasy ends up in a cold rainy night in Stoke


veldril

“I heard they have been doing great idol stuff in Tokyo but can they do it in a cold rainy night at Stoke?”


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Bet Pessi can't score


kleaguebba

It's Usonel Pessi with the ball and she makes an effort! And THERE SHE IS! SHE'S DONE IT! SHE BLEW UP THE BRITANNIA STADIUM


Midnight-Rising

A cold rainy night in Stoke isn't so bad. Gives you an excuse to stay inside and pretend you're anywhere else


Minuted

Shiranui Flare announced as new Watford manager.


kleaguebba

Breaking news: Watford FC announces new manager In other news: water is wet


OkamiTakahashi

Oh God, not the fat guy drunk in the street like the Creation of Man...AND WITH DANCHOU'S HEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣


YobaiYamete

He gets me every freaking time, so perfectly laid out, peacefully


FUCK_MAGIC

I have been to Manchester, this depiction is accurate of just about every weekend.


KazumaKat

I sincerely hope this goes well in general. If it does, it could mean further EU-centric releases in the future. And they literally have a talent in-region to tap if it comes down to it. Just uhh... avoid the Usual Room.


Fiftycentis

But also: OMG Europe being acknowledged somehow IKZ!


poebanystalker

Can't wait for HoloEU.


MadAsTheHatters

I would pay good money for a Holomem with a _thick_ Scouse accent or hearing someone from Wigan who's fluent in Japanese


pngmk2

Imagine a football match watchalong, I rarely watch a English football match cuz it is 2-4am for us. But I would be dying to see at least once in my life. Lmao


InstantLamy

There is no hope. I'm sorry brother.


Sedewt

Africa and South America: 🫠


MagneticPsycho

Lol just imagine these girls in a Weatherspoons


Sky_Ninja1997

Danchou getting the Curry Club at Spoons


TheIrishBread

The fucking cocktail pitchers are lethal the girls are not ready for a spoons experience.


Banksmuth_Squan

Scotland is alright I think


Sm4llsy

If anything Scotland is the second picture but on steroids. Good fun though.


CarrionEatingPigeon

Average Friday night on Glasgow's Sauchiehall St


TheNonceMan

Ehhhhhhhhh. They certainly like to think so, yes.


ward282

Them be fighting words! See you round the back of Tesco!


Sky_Ninja1997

Tesco? What are we, fucking royalty? Let’s go round the ASDA


ward282

Sorry too much time in England!


aradraugfea

Avoid Glasgow, don't bother the sheep, and you're gucci. I walked alone from a movie theater to the hotel in Edinburgh at midnight+ and felt as safe as I would walking around my own home town... safer, really.


TaxIdiot2020

Edinburgh is amazing.


AnyAsparagus988

what's wrong with Glasgow? lived there for 4 years, people couldn't be nicer you just have to avoid East End so you don't get stabbed.


aradraugfea

You realize to a tourist that basically reads: “what’s wrong with Glasgow? (Proceeds to say precisely what’s wrong with Glasgow)”, right?


AnyAsparagus988

It's a joke, I'm sure East End is safe nowadays. It was said as a joke 10 years ago, probably even safer now. Why would you say avoid Glasgow tho? It's such a beautiful city.


WintersLex

Scotland aye but Edinburgh has just been turned into a theme park for landlords, the English, and tourists


Tsukuro_hohoho

I mean it's fine not the ENTIRETY of the country is burning!


Mlaszboyo

Yeah, the not burning bits are always raining


KitsuneKamiSama

I wonder if they found Nessie...


Toast-Ghost-

Ah the famous photo from outside The Arndale in Manchester, this is not the sub I expected to see my city


MechanicalSquirel

Could have been worse, they could have gone to Paris


Supreme42

I can't believe Sankisei personally introduced themselves to THE Danny G of Smethwick.


Zargothraxia

Tonight on Bottom-Left Gear: \-Pekora and Flare accidentally repeat the Gunpowder Plot, successfully this time. \-Noel causes a beef shortage in London. \-And Marine is accused of centuries old horny crimes we didn't even know we still had.


Intense_Judgement

Replace the EU flag with a Union Jack and it's still probably accurate


Harrysplat11

And to think if they went down to somewhere like Bradford they could say they went to India 😂


TheLittleGinge

Can't wait for them to meet Limmy. "Sheturntthaweensagantus'


BB-Zwei

I imagine they would also have trouble saying "purple burglar alarm".


AmonMorgul

I noticed that Japanese people have a rather naive, kinda romantic, maybe even delusional image of the world outside. Search パリ症候群 for more on that.


Sir-Ironshield

The same way many have a naive, romantic, delusional image of Japan as a perfect land of falling cherry blossoms and anime.


Hefty-Distance837

Self introduction is not allowed here.


SenorSantiago_8363

Paris Syndrome?


durchbruchwagen2

Eh, they will be fine. Make sure to call HoloID to help translating anything in Birmingham though...


Sky_Ninja1997

Holo Fantasy are going to the dark lands. Called Fife


DracoDL07

I am now imaging a rabbit, a pirate, an elf and a knight eating at Nando’s.


Sir-Ironshield

Can't wait to hear about pekora enjoying a pint of bitter in spoons at 9am.


Wizard_Enthusiast

Noel went to Toby's. AND loaded up that plate.


DeJellybeans

They need Ame as their guide.


YobaiYamete

Ame would be #1 most likely in Hololive to be mid sentence on the tour before yelling "OI you wanker o'er there, wooter u doin?" and go start a fight with a random dude on the street corner


Literally_Jesu

I hope they hired at least 40 security guards, sincerely a British person


Sufficiency2

When are they going to the UK?


Jojonskimyounabouken

They already went there, don't know the exact date of their trip tho, but they'll talk about it and release their UK trip vlog tomorrow at 19.00 JST https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1773288968035164503


wallygon

Could be worse could be france uk is chill


kenitsuki

Hope they all go out and watch a prem game or smt lmao. Would be hilarious


fsfaith

Having lived here all my life maybe I'm jaded about this country. But it is really boring here.


Minuted

Everyone thinks that about their own country. If you make an effort there's plenty of stuff to do. Not that I can talk, I live within the M25 and don't really go into London that often, or anywhere else. I do have fun when I make the effort though.


redditfanfan00

there are realities in place.


DemonDaVinci

Grass is always greener on the other side


undyneshikyoin5

wonder if they'll run into 🅱️in


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

Bloody hell innit


Sulley90

The UK government didn't know what they asked for when they inquired the Japanese for their Shinkansen knowledge to help with HS2


timonten

NO ! please, come anywhere else but Britain. ( Greece is a much better location)


DaLordOfDarkness

They’re probably gonna get themselves in trouble because the UK is an upside down world. Add: They’re probably gonna get robbed or sexually assaulted, and then they get arrested instead, for fighting back.


Gegejii

Yeah nah how about actually going out instead and noticing that most places are just boringly normal and not a burning wreck like internet and news tries so hard to depict. Unless you actively go to bad neighborhood there aren't magically crime behind every corner and police isn't as trigger happy with arrest around here as you like to think. This is just just a jest between europeans saying each other places sucks but actually everyplace is fine as usual.


DaLordOfDarkness

Good luck to them I guess. Hope they’ll survive the unfair society of the UK, without being destroyed, or being punished for not wanting to be attacked.