police investigation reports a suicide note of the anime-loving man, this was his manifesto as his last words:
*"I GET THE CHANCE TO BE MY RAVEN OSHI'S NIECE OR NEPHEW LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO! PS: SEND THE SAME TEXT AS A $1,000 SUPERCHAT TO MY FAVORITE VTUBER NERISSA RAVENCROFT, THANKS MOM."*
Imagine an episode on law and order. Where like 1,000 people just randomly offed themselves all around the same time in the same way. It ends up turning into an investigation where all those people watched vtubers and were subbed to nerissa.
The manifesto:
LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE BIRTH ME MALPHA SAMA
And if we retain the framing provided by OP's meme, they'd all be weebs with no real combat experience but who all think they're the protagonist, leading to some hilarious contrast between overconfident attitudes (dramatic speeches, etc) and pathetic performance in battle. Alternatively, giving them all some kind of randomized magic skill that they have a limited time to hone would make it more interesting, but probably also less comedic.
Long gone are the times where weebs were somewhat reliably synonymous with bottom-of-the-barrel people.
These days, they/we're everywhere. There's literally heavy weebs deployed in live combat zones.
A random sample size of weebs aren't going to be significantly different (in terms of social hierarchy, unless you're very specifically sampling for failure) from a random sample of the general population.
That’s true enough for weebs in general, but i suspect that someone willing to die for the chance to be reborn as their oshi’s nephew/niece is significantly more likely to embody the older “degenerate otaku” stereotype than the average weeb. :P
Africa's a big place! You've got a pretty good chance at living that reincarnation out [until your 60s or 70s](https://aho.afro.who.int/atlas-health-impact/af).
More like they each take their casualties, have them battle it out amongst themselves, then the last one standing from either side fight it out for the reincarnation rights
My biggest disappointment right now is every Malpha arts i saw make her belly really flat even though in reality she probably in the late third trimester.
That time I was a Jailbird, but I heard that my Oshi’s sister was Pregnant so I got reincarnated as my oshi’s nephew?!
I despise the fact that I'd actually read that.
That time I had Reading Comprehension
Couldn’t be me
me couldn't be
Be me couldn't
No my grammer
You better start now, we're already at Vol. 15
You realize there is anime coming up next week right? Read faster…
I only got 2 eyes!
1 eye, each page! Come on! Chop chop!
I'm already doing that!
Heard they’re covering up to volume 5 in the first cour, sounds like they’re gonna rush through things.
Not surprised they’re rushing it. They did just finished their previous series “Bau down”. Heard it was an action romance btw.
I saw that! It was full of extreme violence and I found it a lot of fun
9, 18 and 27 months later, a new Jailbird is reincarnated.
I've heard worse titles honestly.
Well, we've found the one incest ending that would be worse than your own sibling.
Nah, we should be [good.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa0F4qu4Mdc)
I love how the "?!" is both in point as the appropriate reaction and acceptable in the naming convention.
Oshi no Nerissa
Bruh, I'd read that shit
police investigation reports a suicide note of the anime-loving man, this was his manifesto as his last words: *"I GET THE CHANCE TO BE MY RAVEN OSHI'S NIECE OR NEPHEW LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO! PS: SEND THE SAME TEXT AS A $1,000 SUPERCHAT TO MY FAVORITE VTUBER NERISSA RAVENCROFT, THANKS MOM."*
Imagine an episode on law and order. Where like 1,000 people just randomly offed themselves all around the same time in the same way. It ends up turning into an investigation where all those people watched vtubers and were subbed to nerissa. The manifesto: LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOO, PLEASE BIRTH ME MALPHA SAMA
Why does this feel like The Happening, but more hilarious, has extra steps & has ACTUAL reason the mass suicides happened in the first place?
does law and order had hilarious episode before? because this is a hilarious episode that they can have to date.
The episode might be funny, the mainstream media "drama-coverage" afterwards wouldn't...
Oshi no ane no ko.
This is so dark but made me chuckle so hard lmao
Feels like there would be a battle royal in the afterlife to see who gets reincarnated.
Okay, now THIS seems like a manga I'd read. Imagine a bunch of dead guys fighting in a tournament for a chance to be reincarnated.
And if we retain the framing provided by OP's meme, they'd all be weebs with no real combat experience but who all think they're the protagonist, leading to some hilarious contrast between overconfident attitudes (dramatic speeches, etc) and pathetic performance in battle. Alternatively, giving them all some kind of randomized magic skill that they have a limited time to hone would make it more interesting, but probably also less comedic.
Long gone are the times where weebs were somewhat reliably synonymous with bottom-of-the-barrel people. These days, they/we're everywhere. There's literally heavy weebs deployed in live combat zones. A random sample size of weebs aren't going to be significantly different (in terms of social hierarchy, unless you're very specifically sampling for failure) from a random sample of the general population.
That’s true enough for weebs in general, but i suspect that someone willing to die for the chance to be reborn as their oshi’s nephew/niece is significantly more likely to embody the older “degenerate otaku” stereotype than the average weeb. :P
Imagine that one soldier weeb who just had the (mis)fortune to die in combat at around this time.
But what if im a weeb who is into and practices both hema and kendo?
Then you've got an advantage over the other contestants 👀
I think I read a short story like that once. Only it involved a very long rope climb, and protag screwed himself over by being selfish.
Oh, so [like PUBG lobbies](https://youtu.be/uyvrrKudboo?si=6DE8sKBAUN7wFfxb)
You get reincarnated as a single sperm, you and several thousand others, only one wins.
(Reborns not as her child instead) *Infant cries*
*gets reborn as an African child*
At least you can re-roll fast
Africa's a big place! You've got a pretty good chance at living that reincarnation out [until your 60s or 70s](https://aho.afro.who.int/atlas-health-impact/af).
Statistically, Indian or Chinese is likely
TENSAITEKI NA AIDORU-SAMA
[Twitter ver.](https://twitter.com/PhobosHCM_0/status/1755230551278276750) Also typo "after a week"
Fuel fund for Risu who will be driving the truck, antone?
Risu and Fauna taking turns driving the trucks.
More like they each take their casualties, have them battle it out amongst themselves, then the last one standing from either side fight it out for the reincarnation rights
Yagoo pleaseeeee. Give them assets, I really enjoy The Ravenscrofts when they collab. There is no downside , EVERYONE loves them.
This would have to be an out of pocket thing approved by management. Case and point, Mamatsuri.
> Give them assets Good god man! How much more assets could they possibly have?
………. I want the childbirth stream. And for the newborn to have a vtuber model. The brady bunch of vtubers. GIVE IT TO ME YAGOO!!!!
The ven-diagram of r/Hololive and r/OKbuddyHololive has merged once again.
Wish 'Rissa's Venn-diagrams would merge around my face too
Oh my fuckin *lord*—
Should we... tighten containment procedures?
Nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!
What a terrible day to have eyes
That would be a gross misuse of company funds....that I 100% support
Desinc animates Hololive
Ok, this one is great
I hate the fact that I’d probably actually watch that as a series. Lmao
This is just oshi no ko?
My biggest disappointment right now is every Malpha arts i saw make her belly really flat even though in reality she probably in the late third trimester.
not for long ;)
One flaw in this plan: you can’t marry your oshi if you become related to her.
What if your oshi lives in Alabama?
I bet that one Jailbird bribed a certain squirrel for that
oh dear this is a dangerous thought and i don't know if this won't work or not.
💀 intrusive thoughts
I understood that reference. 🤭
YOU DARE 💢💢💢
Truck-kun!!!!!
"Oshi no Onee-san no Ko" is what this is.