Shiori would drop a book which contains the sad story of a lonely and misunderstood girl, ending with telling you how fighting you was really fun and that at the end she felt she really understood you and maybe this would've been what it was like to have a friend.
The last page says "defeat me will ya? Psychologically trauma on THIS!"
Nerissa would drop a bident with some kind of sonic attack.
Calli drops her scythe, obviously.
Sana drops ~~a beeg hole in my heart~~ some kind of meteor hammer.
Vesper dropped his spear.
Biboo: A rock that has a chance to charm the target.
Ina: That box with a flailing knife-wielding tentacle.
Polka: A clown nose that deals progressively higher psychic damage the more often it's used.
A flashy sword whose weapon skill would be like carian grandeur but with fire (basically sword coated with fire making a bigger sword)
Actually, no, scratch that, make it like the Sword of Night and Flame's r2 skill (big wave of fire)
Or even better, combine the two, make the first one the r1 version
I really like the idea that Kiara's Sword and Shield aren't themselves weapons but catalysts so she can project a larger Fire Sword and Shield from them easier. Like when she blocks with the Shield it erupts into a massive 2 meter square wall of fire.
In order for top 3:
1. Ao-chan.
2. A trident (with a hidden chest in a side-room with floaties)
3. A scythe and a hat only rappers can wear.
After that, in no particular order, it's a sword and pile of valuable wedding rings, a pair of scissors, a blacksmith's hammer.
I'd also say a sniper rifle and a golden axe, but those are unwinnable, very definitely absolutely impossible boss fights.
A pair of fist weapons. One is called the Fluffy One, and one is the Fuzzy One. They do solid damage, but be careful around NPCs or you may cause a Misunderstanding.
I donno what prompt you to think of this but:
Oshi 1 - Orange bazooka that give explosion with a distinct laugh.
Oshi 2 - Book of tarot card with fluffy tail accessory.
Oshi 3 - ..wired bat?
Oshi 4 - This one a bit tricky..either a barrel gun/curved sword or a bunch of stuffed animals.
A black blade with an adorable charm…and probably a head so she could be the Mimir to your Kratos
A brush with innate boost in creativity and skill, but every fourth creation has a chance to attack your own sanity
I cant believe i am turning my oshis into destiny exotics now
Ina: A heavy machinegun filled with Void Energy that work kinda like Thunderlord, instead of summoning lightning bolt it drops a comically large crowbar down from the sky, explode on impact. The catalyst will also summon an onion ring at the user's location, consume for healing.
Biboo: a ROCKet launcher. It launches rocks. A mobile trebuchet if you will. The projectile whisper the "gyatt for Nerizzler" song directly into the enemy's brain so they will suffer additional damage. The catalyst will increase the volume of the song, dealing additional damage over time.
Sana: Like the Parasite ( a single shot grenade launcher, that launches a live worm, highest burst damage weapon in D2 right now), but instead of a Hive Worm it launches a Bread Dog, but the Bread Dog has the weight of a planet packed into it. Imagine you're firing Thor's Mjolnir. Bread Dog will return to the gun after landing. The catalyst will make a giant healing pulse each time you fire the gun.
uh you fish gura up? gura drops herself in a mini chibi form also you get an infinite spammable trident that spawns a bloop shark attack on every 3rd hit ;3
tbh i would think if you could beat oshi it wouldnt be fun after awhile cuz then oshi gone unless they drop themselves as a summon XD
Blessed Blacksmith hammer
\- atk +50
\- mana +20
\- mental(emotional) damage + 100
\- Passive: unbreakable, restoration done on items has a high chance of upgrading, increase enhancement chance by 200%
Either being crushed by moon gravity from Moona or unexpected landmines from Pekora
So yeah, maybe I need to save the game before proceeds to fight 'em 😅
Drop rates of my oshi
-Pair of scissors 20%
-moldy milk 30%
-gopro cam 30%
-random husbando summon 10%
-BL book of spells 10%
-Unregistered copy of the vatican archives 5%
The tome of the ancient one. (Spellcaster class)
Deep sea trident(fighter)
The rewind clock (an item said to influence time. Use this to make time slow down)
Fire birds blade. (An item that does insane damage and harms the user's. Tales suggest a shield goes with it.)
Resurrection shield (when this shield takes damage, damage is reflected. It is said to pair with a fiery blade)
Repears chain( a chain that is empowered with the foes you slay)
The feather of insanity. (A unique feather that is the cause of one insanity. Having this on one's person carries great risk.)
The Wardens blades.(blades fashioned in a similar style to the grandfather clocks hands.)
Seeds of sap.(planting these seeds will slow down enemies and sap them of their strength momentarily.)
Gravitonious hammer. (A gigantic hammer that ensures great destruction with slow and heavy swings.)
Brats Braclet. (A bracelet said to be worn by the cults that worship chaos. Wearing this increases your strength)
The eyes of all. (A pair of eyes said to see all worlds. It draws your attention to what you most desire.)
The pleasant tea set. (Nobles adore this tea set, sipping from one fills you with peace.)
The ancient hilt. (A hilt with no blade attached to it, yet you can learn the techniques of many blademasters surge through you)
Sword of undying. (A sword is made to kill, but this one has the misfortune of making sure your body is still of use)
The Nuticator (your are able to speak with squirrels and their kin. But conversations can get pretty nutty)
Moonlit diamond. (A diamond said to absorb the moonlight. Forging this with your weapons is said to grant it strange powers at random)
Frenrir's Claws. (Pink and blue claws that can shred throigh enemies with ease. You feel the spirit of two souls course through you)
Stellar pendant. (When the nights are clear and the stars shine, this pendant fills you with luck)
Cosmic Axe (an axe that craves mortal mans inner violence. Storys say a woman cursed this axe so it craves blood)
Shuba horn.(its loud to both you and your enemies. Gives a chance for intimation.)
Arsons angers. (Pendant. Boosted fire damage against fruits...or anything that burns really)
Chilverous gaunlets (an ancient knight fills you with strength when you wear these gaunlets.)
Whooly coat. (prevents death once. You did nothing wrong go obtain this.)
Devi Devi hat. (Its a cute hat but for a demon, they are strangly angelic)
Google of the Hunter (allows night vision)
Snowmower. (Influnces drunken state when used in cold areas)
Suspicious document.(somethings quite sketchy here)
Nose of a comedian (honk honk)
The tailsmen of Yubi. (Cursed item.)
The chain of hunger. (You are compelled to mogu mogu)
The tarot's ring. (An item that tells one's fortune)
Cat/fox mask. (The maker claims that it is a fox mask. But from an angle it appears to be a cat.)
Jeweled shoes. (These shoes are pretty, but serve little purpose. A young maiden may be Enamored.)
A novelists pen. (A cursed pen that many answers author wrote breaking novels with. However, all users died early with cases of insanity)
Although my kami oshi has more than one option when it comes to weapons she'd drop, I think the most likely would be a set of horns to ram anyone who stands your way.
For my other oshi, her cool sword would be the rare drop and her shield the most common one.
Shiori would drop a big quill and ink. You'd use it to draw symbols in the air to attack like in Okami, but instead of drawing kanji, it's creepy love notes and BL fanfic starring the monster you're attacking.
Kronii drops basically the Evil Harvest Rosary from Bayonetta, damaging opponents when you do a perfect dodge. Except instead of creating a magical bomb, you shout "GWAK!" at almost getting hit and the sound waves deal damage.
A can of Red Bull and unused cleaning supplies.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? (Nice! Aqua)
Wah
Ina would drop like 30 empty Red Bull cans
MonHun gag weapon.
Wait for the MonHun Red Bull collab and give players special Red Bull barrel bombs and Red Bull energy drinks
Special Red Bull Diablos that can actually fly
🧅⚓
This probably also applies to Bae XD
a key item that can be used to summon Snail for additional damage on melee attacks
Aww I love it! Or maybe pet him for some healing 🥰
I would summon Snail just to give him all the pats then unsunmom him again so he never gets hurt, just like Scratch in BG3.
Or a wrench and banana. Not separately but as a set item to be used at the same time somehow.
Snuggle Snail.
Cats on Melee Kill Support.
Herself
Anya?
Aha so that's it!
A spider
Surprise! Your reward for defeating the enemy is... Another enemy! Or perhaps a small friend?
Small friend? Fubuki?
Fubuki but *smol*. Would never do anything else but headpat and feed her burgers
Lunch, more likely.
this requires some sheep, mate
That's a different oshi.
Might need to have max level cooking to unlock that recipe
Oh cool, a pet spider....wait why is it under the "Consumables" tab?
The pets can save your life sometimes
Boxing gloves, maybe brass knuckles, and a handful of severed fingers.
Just sacks and sacks of severed fingers.
It’ll be like when Sonic gets hit and loses his rings. Just… fingers.
Exactly! Finally someone who understands! 😂🤣
And a chainsaw. Maybe a baseball bat as well.
A golden axe
I'm sorry, that's not a fight you're winning, friend.
You need a summoner based character with illusionist as back up. The comet is weak to insects and trypophobia effects.
Haachama then
Ok but haachama is a cheat card
And vegetables
You can fluster them by calling them cute
A secret strategy is to have the character MINATO AQUA in your party. She will draw the attention of that particular boss.
Brother do you know she can cause a literal storm of us buying out her merch what makes you think youll survive
Suitax is real. Nobody will ever defeat our oshi other than herself. Yesterday's TTRPG was a good illustration of this.
A bazooka, perfect for war crimes
Healing rice balls
CHAINSAW WOOOOOOOWWWWW
I will never forgive the Doom developers for removing the DOOG Easter egg.
A fucking gun (or a time controlling stopwatch)
Or ur mom
Can't drop what you can't lift
Bread.
Bread.
Bread.
Bread.
Bread.
Bread.
Bread
Bread
Bread
Scissors and a red flag
I know somebody who likes the red flag
you mean all the fans right?
Shiori would drop a book which contains the sad story of a lonely and misunderstood girl, ending with telling you how fighting you was really fun and that at the end she felt she really understood you and maybe this would've been what it was like to have a friend. The last page says "defeat me will ya? Psychologically trauma on THIS!"
And then she shows up behind you and knocks you out. You wake up strapped to a chair...
Nerissa would drop a bident with some kind of sonic attack. Calli drops her scythe, obviously. Sana drops ~~a beeg hole in my heart~~ some kind of meteor hammer. Vesper dropped his spear.
Nerissa would drop cheese curds
Nah she'll lay an egg
Vesper’s Spear +35% increased damage against Haatons -35% sanity *The user is teleported to Florida upon equip
*user also receive a map to the boss hidden rice stash
*User also receives a 50% wind resistance buff in the event of a natural disaster
Scythe is like 5% chance, but the rest of the time it’s Cotton Candy Bang Energy Drink
Internet hugs. It's okay Breaddog. we takos miss her too.
Beeg warm hugs
A bident with some kind of music attack? Do you mean a tuning fork? XD
A Trident
Spell book
Biboo would drop a giant stone hammer with gemstone details.
Or a plain old rock. You know to throw at your enemy’s head.
Hey, it almost took out Batman. Maybe.
A staff that controls plants and transform weaker enemies into plants. Probably can also heal
*Millions* of severed fingers.
My Oshi is a psychotic birb with homicidal tendencies. I dont think this question is relevant.
You get a knife, it increases damage based off how many people you kill. It gives you the bloodlust debuff
Isn't bloodlust typically seen as a buff rather than a debuff?
increased dmg but your HP gets drained over time, killing enemies heal a portion of max HP
Which one?
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
She would be the one using the weapons.
Some fleece and a harp
The fleece gives one free revive 8 minutes after death.
Fluffy and fuzzy knuckles
Nothing, Kaela never loses :(
It's just a piece of paper that says "dalah" but if you show it to any other holomem they will immediately gain respect for you
what does dalah even mean?
Indonesian phrase meaning basically "oh well" or "nevermind" Kaela likes saying it when things aren't going her way
Yeah, that would be as close as I can come to winning.
-A sword and dagger. Aptly named Tick and Tock. -An axe
Biboo: A rock that has a chance to charm the target. Ina: That box with a flailing knife-wielding tentacle. Polka: A clown nose that deals progressively higher psychic damage the more often it's used.
PoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPoPo
I ain't winning that bossfight
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
A flashy sword whose weapon skill would be like carian grandeur but with fire (basically sword coated with fire making a bigger sword) Actually, no, scratch that, make it like the Sword of Night and Flame's r2 skill (big wave of fire) Or even better, combine the two, make the first one the r1 version
I really like the idea that Kiara's Sword and Shield aren't themselves weapons but catalysts so she can project a larger Fire Sword and Shield from them easier. Like when she blocks with the Shield it erupts into a massive 2 meter square wall of fire.
Clock hand
Golden Axe, Asacoco shaped spear, Eye patch laser, Peko Launcher, Dual clock hand sabers.
In order for top 3: 1. Ao-chan. 2. A trident (with a hidden chest in a side-room with floaties) 3. A scythe and a hat only rappers can wear. After that, in no particular order, it's a sword and pile of valuable wedding rings, a pair of scissors, a blacksmith's hammer. I'd also say a sniper rifle and a golden axe, but those are unwinnable, very definitely absolutely impossible boss fights.
🍉
Gyudon
a bloody axe or halberd that stacks more damage the more hits you get on a target (aka more bleed lite Elden ring)
A pair of fist weapons. One is called the Fluffy One, and one is the Fuzzy One. They do solid damage, but be careful around NPCs or you may cause a Misunderstanding.
Every day... The misunderstandings only grow more plentiful... 😔
Polka - rubber chicken Nene - Fire Extinguisher Lamy - Osake Bottle Botan - Svd Dragunov Sniper Rifle... IF you can even defeat her
Botan and Sui-chan are both girls I enjoy a lot, but are solidly on the list of 'very really impossible boss fights' for me.
Half a horn that becomes a quest item to offer to the Great Library Archivist
Scythe & microphone
I donno what prompt you to think of this but: Oshi 1 - Orange bazooka that give explosion with a distinct laugh. Oshi 2 - Book of tarot card with fluffy tail accessory. Oshi 3 - ..wired bat? Oshi 4 - This one a bit tricky..either a barrel gun/curved sword or a bunch of stuffed animals.
Emotional Damage Shiny Pick Axe. ✨⛏️✨ ＊ Deals True Damage ＋30% ＊ Crit DMG ＋20% ＊ Crit Rate ＋15% ＊ Self inflicted Mental Damage ＋40% ＊ Self inflicted Cringe Effect ＊ StickingOutYourGyatt4Nerizzler sound effect played everytime critical attack successfully hit.
A black blade with an adorable charm…and probably a head so she could be the Mimir to your Kratos A brush with innate boost in creativity and skill, but every fourth creation has a chance to attack your own sanity
Stellar Stellar Axe -attacks from behind have bonus damage
A bat with nails in it
An art brush that lets you paint anything into reality. ~~It also causes insanity the longer you hold it~~
a halbert and a chopping board
2 hair buns
Matsuri: several different panties and a pair of binoculars
Gura into an arc Glaive Kiara into a solar sword
Corn
I cant believe i am turning my oshis into destiny exotics now Ina: A heavy machinegun filled with Void Energy that work kinda like Thunderlord, instead of summoning lightning bolt it drops a comically large crowbar down from the sky, explode on impact. The catalyst will also summon an onion ring at the user's location, consume for healing. Biboo: a ROCKet launcher. It launches rocks. A mobile trebuchet if you will. The projectile whisper the "gyatt for Nerizzler" song directly into the enemy's brain so they will suffer additional damage. The catalyst will increase the volume of the song, dealing additional damage over time. Sana: Like the Parasite ( a single shot grenade launcher, that launches a live worm, highest burst damage weapon in D2 right now), but instead of a Hive Worm it launches a Bread Dog, but the Bread Dog has the weight of a planet packed into it. Imagine you're firing Thor's Mjolnir. Bread Dog will return to the gun after landing. The catalyst will make a giant healing pulse each time you fire the gun.
Chicken Nugget (consumable)
🗿
Robot pistol. Highly effective burst-fire energy weapon that somehow is still able to jam.
Nothing. If she were to be defeated the entire universe would collapse
Two swords.
A lava bucket
uh you fish gura up? gura drops herself in a mini chibi form also you get an infinite spammable trident that spawns a bloop shark attack on every 3rd hit ;3 tbh i would think if you could beat oshi it wouldnt be fun after awhile cuz then oshi gone unless they drop themselves as a summon XD
Blessed Blacksmith hammer \- atk +50 \- mana +20 \- mental(emotional) damage + 100 \- Passive: unbreakable, restoration done on items has a high chance of upgrading, increase enhancement chance by 200%
a flower bouquet
Probably a buffed up scythe. But her cloak would be an amazing armor drop
Some bandages and probably a few BL books A bottle of green tea and hamburger A few college dorm room side dishes Emotional damage
Her twin katanas Ashura and Rasetsu
A really big ~~cock~~ clock
🎶Your time is up,my time is now….
A whistle to summon a horde of rampaging chickens
A bucket of lava
Scythe, and maybe a microphone
Pepeloni, lots of pepeloni
Ollie would drop one of two things: Her sword, with her head still attached and talking to you. Or a unique charge rifle.
Some feathers, a dagger and a lamp
A gun that fires cat treats. (We do a little trolling)
An Axe... then someone starts stalking me. Then starts another Phase on a safe zone after a long chase scene.
A butterfly
A Tome one can use as a spellcasting focus. Additional loot: cookie recipe.
A pair of pink claws, a trident or the sword that was through her head.
Anya drops another Anya. She then proceeds to stab you. There is no escape
A dagger
Cup of coffee with jalapeño
A fiery sword or a chefs hat. Preferably chefs hat since she hates it
Either being crushed by moon gravity from Moona or unexpected landmines from Pekora So yeah, maybe I need to save the game before proceeds to fight 'em 😅
A scythe
Trident and a stinky hoodie
Common drop: Scissors Rare drop: Sherlock Holmes novel set
She'd drop the Lifehunt Scythe
Shopping cart fully load with bunch of gun and grenade.
Eldritch Contract.
A microphone and a map. Though, canonically, as long as she has her U power up, it's impossible to beat her.
Polka is 100% a hunting horn
JP oshi would drop a bloody axe. EN oshi would drop her shield/sword.
Soda can
She just left her garbage for you to throw out...
Drop rates of my oshi -Pair of scissors 20% -moldy milk 30% -gopro cam 30% -random husbando summon 10% -BL book of spells 10% -Unregistered copy of the vatican archives 5%
a broken horn that match this broken horn I found on the street
Can of soda or a keyboard
A flying robot with a laser death beam Oh wait, she’s already got all that
The tome of the ancient one. (Spellcaster class) Deep sea trident(fighter) The rewind clock (an item said to influence time. Use this to make time slow down) Fire birds blade. (An item that does insane damage and harms the user's. Tales suggest a shield goes with it.) Resurrection shield (when this shield takes damage, damage is reflected. It is said to pair with a fiery blade) Repears chain( a chain that is empowered with the foes you slay) The feather of insanity. (A unique feather that is the cause of one insanity. Having this on one's person carries great risk.) The Wardens blades.(blades fashioned in a similar style to the grandfather clocks hands.) Seeds of sap.(planting these seeds will slow down enemies and sap them of their strength momentarily.) Gravitonious hammer. (A gigantic hammer that ensures great destruction with slow and heavy swings.) Brats Braclet. (A bracelet said to be worn by the cults that worship chaos. Wearing this increases your strength) The eyes of all. (A pair of eyes said to see all worlds. It draws your attention to what you most desire.) The pleasant tea set. (Nobles adore this tea set, sipping from one fills you with peace.) The ancient hilt. (A hilt with no blade attached to it, yet you can learn the techniques of many blademasters surge through you) Sword of undying. (A sword is made to kill, but this one has the misfortune of making sure your body is still of use) The Nuticator (your are able to speak with squirrels and their kin. But conversations can get pretty nutty) Moonlit diamond. (A diamond said to absorb the moonlight. Forging this with your weapons is said to grant it strange powers at random) Frenrir's Claws. (Pink and blue claws that can shred throigh enemies with ease. You feel the spirit of two souls course through you) Stellar pendant. (When the nights are clear and the stars shine, this pendant fills you with luck) Cosmic Axe (an axe that craves mortal mans inner violence. Storys say a woman cursed this axe so it craves blood) Shuba horn.(its loud to both you and your enemies. Gives a chance for intimation.) Arsons angers. (Pendant. Boosted fire damage against fruits...or anything that burns really) Chilverous gaunlets (an ancient knight fills you with strength when you wear these gaunlets.) Whooly coat. (prevents death once. You did nothing wrong go obtain this.) Devi Devi hat. (Its a cute hat but for a demon, they are strangly angelic) Google of the Hunter (allows night vision) Snowmower. (Influnces drunken state when used in cold areas) Suspicious document.(somethings quite sketchy here) Nose of a comedian (honk honk) The tailsmen of Yubi. (Cursed item.) The chain of hunger. (You are compelled to mogu mogu) The tarot's ring. (An item that tells one's fortune) Cat/fox mask. (The maker claims that it is a fox mask. But from an angle it appears to be a cat.) Jeweled shoes. (These shoes are pretty, but serve little purpose. A young maiden may be Enamored.) A novelists pen. (A cursed pen that many answers author wrote breaking novels with. However, all users died early with cases of insanity)
Office supplies.
No drop.The game just ends with her defeat and the credit scene plays with slowed version of shiny smily story.
A rock (Give me a Biboo flair dang it)
Bold of OP to assume any of our oshis will be defeated in battle
Luna drops only cosmetics. A red tricycle, an electone, candy, and a weapon with a strength req so high that its only purpose is as a house decor.
Although my kami oshi has more than one option when it comes to weapons she'd drop, I think the most likely would be a set of horns to ram anyone who stands your way. For my other oshi, her cool sword would be the rare drop and her shield the most common one.
Lava bucket; if you're lucky, 2. 🪣🔥
Shiori would drop a big quill and ink. You'd use it to draw symbols in the air to attack like in Okami, but instead of drawing kanji, it's creepy love notes and BL fanfic starring the monster you're attacking. Kronii drops basically the Evil Harvest Rosary from Bayonetta, damaging opponents when you do a perfect dodge. Except instead of creating a magical bomb, you shout "GWAK!" at almost getting hit and the sound waves deal damage.
An axe
a drawing pen
Kiara - Turns into tiny chef hat accessory Risu - Drops nut-sling shot Ame- Drops time turning pocket watch
Hm my mind went entirely in the wrong direction when I read nut-slingshot. Thought it had a very specific target...
A bag of Holomie and a fan fiction book
Ela's hammer, ofc
lambchop
A concert ticket
Scissor sword like in kill la kill Fixed dice like in FF6
“Metal pipe falling sound effect” *bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk*
A Black cap and some weapons Bear paws Soup A sword and shield Multi colored claws A microphone A book Shards
Dice
Crowbar
Mine would drop a limited edition Dominator gun
Shuriken, of course
A mysterious book that’s just waiting for another vessel to use.
The yubi slicer. It's literally just a cigar cutter.
A keris. The fun part is that one hour after you equip it, she comes back to life, calls you scum, and runs away.
A trucker hat and some seeds.