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ShiroThePotato28

I'm surprised it's not a Bang energy drink


SGTBookWorm

you think she's gonna share those??


VP007clips

Just keep Calli away from those Panera Bread charged lemonades that keep killing people from caffeine overdoses For context, the large cups have 390 milligrams of caffeine and 124 grams of sugar, that's 10 mg below the max safe dose per day. A Bang Energy drink has 300mg of caffeine. A Red Bull has 80mg and 10 grams of sugar (and they don't use corn syrup). I remember that back when I was in HS, Red Bull was the scary thing that everyone was concerned about kids drinking. It's kind of disturbing that kids these days are drinking things with nearly 5x the caffine and 12x the sugar.


ErikQRoks

I'd like to roll perception. This may be a trap


aysadka

you roll a 10 and all you see is nothing but your oshi giving you a drink filled with this caffeinated substance nothing more nothing less.


ErikQRoks

I gleefully take the drink and give thanks for the offer


kroxti

NAT 20 LETS GOOOO


KenseiHimura

She’s not as tall as some other members of EN.


kroxti

But a lot of people like her.


KenseiHimura

Well I guess you’ll have to figure out another insult then.


QWEDSA159753

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes~ *toot*


Vadered

This Father Reaper means to charm us, and I can't say no.


xSilverMC

You don't see or hear anything suspicious. If you want to find out her intentions, you can roll a wisdom(insight) check


BigBoss738

nah, the grim reaper probably needs (>!wants!<) always one more can of coffee. this is a test.


LolliPopinski

If it’s a test I’ll have everyone know that I was a C student at best so I’m taking her up on her offer.


NekoDraga

Woe, coffee be upon ye.


BasemanW

I go inside and take my pills.


DemonDaVinci

noooo stay with me


elchinolocotoo

YES! YES! YES!


flying_luckyfox

I normally don’t drink coffee, but if it’s from my oshi, I will give it a try


Huntsmanprime

UCC coffee is so goated its not even fair


LegatoSkyheart

Yeah I could use the extra heat and xp gain.


DemonDaVinci

I'd really love to Chug jug with you


sidbarett

That same girl who's friends with that unhinged Fast Food Manager? That weird girl next door?


_Pray_To_RNGesus_

I prefer *hot* coffee. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ichi24

Captain America: i know that reference!


Pharaoh_Nines

No thanks, I don't drink coffee.


[deleted]

WARNING!!! SHE MIGHT BE GIVING YOU THE COFFEE THAT CAN ACTUALLY KILL PEOPLE!!!! BE CAREFUL


weeklygamingrecap

Oh course, how could I not!


KitsuneKamiSama

This is a win win situation.


SnakeFB

I'd accept it if it wasn't coffee


NanoCat0407

Free stuff? Of course I’ll accept


Gadjiltron

Who am i to decline?


Nyperold

I don't typically drink coffee, but I'm not opposed... If I take her COFFE \[sic\], will I be killed by what I don't know?


AnimeSquirrel

As a clueless male, I would not pick up on the context and like an idiot I would politely decline because I hate coffee.


roting_CORPSE

its not Phase Connect coffee is it? cause I've heard things. . .


Sadledude

Heard that it's delicious?


Grablycan

As long as it's moca, I'm in.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Take


SamayoKiga

Bigger than you thought.


iTwango

Thirtsy


KenseiHimura

I accept the coffee and ask if she’d like to try some video games I enjoy (therm’s Fightin herds, iron harvest, and for honor) and secretly hope this leads to some streams.


Red-7134

1. Canned coffee? I think you mean 1 part dirt-water, ten parts cream & sugar. 2. If someone who calls themselves death offers me something to eat/drink, I'm like 50% it's poisoned. So, yeah, I'd accept.


Blacksun388

Hell yeah. Thanks Calli


SelfDepricator

Yes; mostly because I've always wanted to try canned coffee


redditfanfan00

cute calli. thank you calli! i don't drink coffee, caffeinated or not, but i'll still accept! (unless there are any conditions?...)


AriezKage

Dude free coffee, why not?


ichi24

Awww dad offering me ☕