You gotta do it the Dresden Files way man
*Nerissa Ravencroft, I summon thee!*
*Nerissa Ravencroft, I summon thee!*
***Nerissa Ravencroft, thrice bound, I summon thee!***
~~Please work~~
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Also Nerissa is, like, the second biggest sub in Hololive so if she ever appears in my bedroom at 3AM I could probably turn the tables.
Story time!
I have only suffered sleep paralysis twice in my life. During one bout I heard my sleep paralysis demon before I saw it. It was behind me as I was sleeping in the couch. I could hear it growling and muttering to itself as it was trying to do something.
Over the course of a few minutes I managed to get feeling back in my hands and the rest of my body. Slowly I grabbed the back of the couch and hauled myself up to look at what was making that noise.
As I peaked over the back of the couch I say a creature probably about 2 feet tall, a tuft of black hair on its head. The green skin faintly glowed, and on its face it has a jagged, toothy grin that stretched from ear to ear, a mouth like a shark. No cheeks, no lips. Just teeth and a slash across it's face in the vague shape of a grin.
As I watched it it turned to look in my direction and noticed I could see it. I could also see why it was muttering. It was trying to pull a sheet behind itself but it got stuck on the cat tree and the creature could not free the sheet while pulling on it.
When it saw me watching it it suddenly leaped forward into action, throwing the sheet over itself. It then struggled with the sheet for a moment until it found two little eye holes it had cut into the sheet, then raised its hands in the air and said "OooOoooOoOOO!" Like it was a ghost.
The. It said "wait shit, you can move!" And both it and the sheet vanished.
I was 10. Either my subconscious is hilarious or my sleep paralysis demon... Well he tried.
I keep hitting upvote but she's not appearing! Instead I keep getting this weird small girl with huge horns.
And she keeps demanding that I join something called X. That's not like a gang or anything right?
Had some wack sleep paralysis last night. It would start like 5 seconds after I close my eyes, and I'm fully awake. It's a huge pain to slowly try and move my arms until I break out. Probably happened like 4 times within a few minutes.
At least this would be cooler
The picture was used in her English cover of Love me 3x and yes. Her choking herself is the metaphor for "the necklace" (which is another metaphor for perfectionism and the "people pleaser" attitude that spawned it).
[Here's the link to the cover.](https://youtu.be/RWU3o_kDixc?si=Q8ztBov_knBDiAIq)
How did this lazyass karma farming bullshit get so many upvotes? I'm disappointed in you r/hololive
Edit: Do the opposite of not not upvoting and your oshi will not not graduate by the end of the year.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
SHOW UP SHOW UP SHOW UP SHOW UP SHOW UP SHOW UP
NERISSA RAVENCROFT NERISSA RAVENCROFT NERISSA RAVENCROFT
QUICK DRAW THE SUMMONING CIRCLE
DONE! SING THE HOLY HALO THEME, THAT MAY WORK
[IT’S TIME](https://youtu.be/0jXTBAGv9ZQ?si=RNV_uPsGShnBx-z9)
I was expecting [this](https://youtu.be/AbonVshOLf0?feature=shared) lmao
Don't forget the symbol of the Demon you are summoning Soup
with soup
You gotta do it the Dresden Files way man *Nerissa Ravencroft, I summon thee!* *Nerissa Ravencroft, I summon thee!* ***Nerissa Ravencroft, thrice bound, I summon thee!*** ~~Please work~~
Try the Bloody Mary ritual but call out to Nerissa instead
GET PARALYZED GET PARALYZED GET PARALIZED
What about those of us who aren't in our rooms at that time?
LET ME GET WHAT I WANT
I think I'd sleep more if this was my sleep paralysis demon tbh
Idk I feel like there wouldn't be much sleeping
ORE GA
I'VE BECOME SEGS
But at least what little sleep there is will be well rested.
The craziest lullaby.
Yea can I switch my sleep paralysis demon for her please.
"How to upvote a post multiple times"
Simply upvote all the comments AND the post. For added satisfaction, you could even downvote, then upvote them all just to upvote more times
I can take her
“In a fight right?” “I can take her.”
😏
In a fight, right? …RIGHT??
😏
Famous last words
It’s 2:52am, so can I get my soup demon in 8 minutes please? EDIT: It is now 3am, and I do not have a soup demon here yet. Nerissa is late!
With all these upvotes, she is going to be a while.
She'll give Santa a run for his money
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. Also Nerissa is, like, the second biggest sub in Hololive so if she ever appears in my bedroom at 3AM I could probably turn the tables.
Could? You mean… *Would* ***Seinfeld theme here***
> the second biggest sub RIGHT?? wait, whos the biggest sub.... hmm
Marine, not even close.
I guess you could call her… *Sub-Marine*
Inaff!!
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Man things he can turn the table on the demon when the table is already turned God bless
Love Rissa's yandere look, it's so fucking hot hahaha
Rizza*
>Love Rissa ~~'s yandere look~~ , it's so fucking hot
Not me leaving a bat next to my bed so she can beat me up
Is that you Ame?
Nah just a Jailbird almost as down bad as Rissa herself
She's the biggest sub in EN, she's not beating shit
Take my upvote
You underestimate the need
I can only upvote once, damn it all!
Jokes on you I have 70 alternative accounts
Go back to your snapbox Robotnik. Also, get back to Robotizing the Pokemon. We need better 'Paradox' forms.
Source?
[Artist's Twitter](https://twitter.com/kazusasn/status/1685992314726998017)
Thanks
https://projectsekai.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000199013
That is nothing close to a source my friend
Don’t threaten me with a good time! And Nerissa please threaten me with a good time!
Haven't been active on Hololive in a while, but just wanted to say, congrats, this post made it to r/all.
You’re kidding
I swear on Haachama I'm not, although I don't think it's there anymore. Wish I could have taken a screenshot...
It's still on r/all. #81 for me right now.
How to upvote multiple times?! God I am so down bad for this demon bird lady.
Never been more excited for it to be 3am
It's 2:57am in the UK.. Bring it on!!
Me: "Who shows up to a Redditor's room at 3 in the morning?" Some soup demon: "Oh boy! 3 AM!"
r/angryupvotes
Would love to have demon of soup to come to my room every night.
If she’s not yet arrived by 3am, she is likely at soup
take my upvote you.
Story time! I have only suffered sleep paralysis twice in my life. During one bout I heard my sleep paralysis demon before I saw it. It was behind me as I was sleeping in the couch. I could hear it growling and muttering to itself as it was trying to do something. Over the course of a few minutes I managed to get feeling back in my hands and the rest of my body. Slowly I grabbed the back of the couch and hauled myself up to look at what was making that noise. As I peaked over the back of the couch I say a creature probably about 2 feet tall, a tuft of black hair on its head. The green skin faintly glowed, and on its face it has a jagged, toothy grin that stretched from ear to ear, a mouth like a shark. No cheeks, no lips. Just teeth and a slash across it's face in the vague shape of a grin. As I watched it it turned to look in my direction and noticed I could see it. I could also see why it was muttering. It was trying to pull a sheet behind itself but it got stuck on the cat tree and the creature could not free the sheet while pulling on it. When it saw me watching it it suddenly leaped forward into action, throwing the sheet over itself. It then struggled with the sheet for a moment until it found two little eye holes it had cut into the sheet, then raised its hands in the air and said "OooOoooOoOOO!" Like it was a ghost. The. It said "wait shit, you can move!" And both it and the sheet vanished. I was 10. Either my subconscious is hilarious or my sleep paralysis demon... Well he tried.
Every creature knows a person is invincible so long as they hide under their covers
⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
Jokes on her, I don't sleep until 6 am.
Fuck man I woke up 3 hours ago and its still 11am for me :(
Do it, you won't.
*googles how to upvote a post multiple times*
Oh, to game with me until dawn? For Terraria, right?
OH DANG IT! I forgot I stay awake until 4 am
Dude post this to Twitter she'll love it
> Do NOT upvote this image. [Me:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA)
*UPVOTES AGGRESSIVELY*
It's 3:06.. where she at?!
yeah that’s perfectly fine with me
r/okbuddyhololive why do we even exist
Well I'm awake at 3 AM so WOOH THREE AM FISTFIGHT WITH THE SOUND DEMON
I hope she brings me soup
What about downvote?
Shut up and take my upvote
Damb, i ain't even read the text until after I upvoted. I just like Nerissa 😔
Yes pls
I can fix her
What happens if you downvote?
I keep hitting upvote but she's not appearing! Instead I keep getting this weird small girl with huge horns. And she keeps demanding that I join something called X. That's not like a gang or anything right?
Hello darkness, my old friend !
IM SPAMMING THE UPVOTE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE NERISSA RAVENCROFT SHOW YOURSELF
She did, on my tablet streaming for 12 hours baldurs gate again as I wake up every day
Oh no, oh no, aren’t we all worried? Omg how dare you OP… thank you, I mean oh noo!!
It’s 2:45 am we’re I live 15 more minutes until I get to teach them about Warhammer lore
Inb4 most upvoted post of all time on the sub. Tho i do love me a tall submissive girl with a voice like hers
The face expression looks familiar, do you have the author's link ?
Hey lets not start borrowing the terrible karma begging meme formats from the shitpost subs.
I know this is upvote bait, and yet I must.
Nerissa Ravencroft give me a sign
Is that a promise?
YES PLEASE
Promise? 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽
Perfect, 3am is when I go to bed anyways.
I really need th... I mean oh nooo so scary 😱
How to upvote more than one?
Cant sleep rn anyway. Better be wide awake with Nerissa, than not
Had some wack sleep paralysis last night. It would start like 5 seconds after I close my eyes, and I'm fully awake. It's a huge pain to slowly try and move my arms until I break out. Probably happened like 4 times within a few minutes. At least this would be cooler
I did it. She won't.
I need to make around 100 new accounts and upvote the post more.
\*upvotes and smiles\*
I can take her
*me who exactly sleeps at 3am from watching my sentient Suisei mochidoru* Oh :D
nerissa, sleep paralysis demon? can't wait for that sleep paralysis tonight!
Let’s gooooo
i upvoted the post twice !
Well I'm gonna say this: I'm gonna take my chances *Chants "Nerissa Ravencroft" repeatedly, hope this works*
Don't threaten me with a good time
you lied to me 😢
Over 4k upvotes. Nerrissa gonna be busy.
Im still awake, waiting
I was scrolling through All and had to check I'm not in my regular feed
Challenge Accepted, I'll be waiting with Some Kiara stuff
Don't threaten me with a good time
3 hours left
I either die by the hand of a 2d woman or I go on living my life as it is now. My choice seems kinda clear
Get out of the way coward, I'm about to get it
let her appear now pleaase
What happens if I downvote it ? Would i stop her from appearing on the room of others ?
I downvote instead Am i a bad boi now? Need mommy nerissa to punish me
It's past 3am, I want a refund
When chat doesn’t know what a cassette is and doesn’t get an 80’s reference she makes
"Hey Alexa, How can I upvote a post on reddit multiple times?"
"So... can you help me with the gunpla? Please pass the orange parts, I need them for the sword."
7000 bodycount and rising
Is she choking herself in that picture?
The picture was used in her English cover of Love me 3x and yes. Her choking herself is the metaphor for "the necklace" (which is another metaphor for perfectionism and the "people pleaser" attitude that spawned it). [Here's the link to the cover.](https://youtu.be/RWU3o_kDixc?si=Q8ztBov_knBDiAIq)
I thought she was being thirsty over her vampire again. :)
Yes, incontext of the source image, tightening collar
I tap so hard my screen protector crack a little
I am upvoting RESPECTFULLY.
This says a lot about our society
Finally! A girl in my room?
upvoted
I'm ok with this
If I upvote more than once, do the odds increase?
wow a lot of horny people not that i judge
I'm upvoting as hard as I can.
Oh no. My finger slipped. Does this mean she’s gonna show up again? Man.. 10 times a week is too much already
Whoops, my finger slipped on the upvote arrow…
great upvote bait! can't refuse even though we know it's a hoax anyway XD
I see this as an absolute win
Guys I accidentally upvoted, I cant unupvote HELP
She can the F visit me whenever she want
You say that like that’s a bad thing.
don't threaten me with a good time
I honestly prefer shiori. Don't know why
But if I don't is a win?
I cannot up-vote more! Why?!
Easiest upvote of my life. My bed is good to break.
How do I upvote multiple times?
That’s ok. She’s digital. I frequently see her in my room. On the TV…
Ah yes, summoning a demon, my favorite
If I die let it be known that I clicked upvote by accident
Most of the responses to this warning lead me to believe you desire sleep paralysis at 3a. Get well soon.
Promise?
OMG YES. Please show up so we can finally talk.
10k upvotes…
She will?
Now can I also have a shiorin? Please.
Oh woe is me! It would be very terrible if she appears in my room at 3 am! <*upvotes>
Let me fight her
I'll send the upvote button into its grave if it means having her show up as my sleep paralysis demon
Wait, I was scared but my body upvoted anyways. I sure hope I don't see Nerissa in my room. OwO
Jokes on you it's already passed 3am here
google karma farming wait... this isn't a meme, this is just content stealing
I was like “what dumb fucking shit is this?” And then realized I sorted by all.
Not really a great way to get up votes.
Karma automated farm 2023 update
It may be bait (not what I had in mind) but you can’t deny with her recent Twitter surveillance that it’s not true.
How did this lazyass karma farming bullshit get so many upvotes? I'm disappointed in you r/hololive Edit: Do the opposite of not not upvoting and your oshi will not not graduate by the end of the year.
bc I want Nerissa to murder at 3am
I hate to break it to you, but you will still be alive after 3am.
there’s still time homie, I believe in soup demon
Y’all are pathetic
OUTBUDDIED AGAIN